Declaimer: so let me get this straight.I say I don't own DBZ which is basically lying and I don't get sued!! O.O'' what kind of fucked up world do we live in?? that's like blackmail and shit!! (jk) don't sue!!



::listening to 'It's been a while' by Staind:: I love this song..its kinda sad but has a good melody. Ok so lets talk business here! I'm proud of all my reviewers!! You guys are great! You never let me down and I thank you!! Muchos love to all ya!! OMFG!! My dad turned on R. Kelly yes the rapist and in one of his songs he says and I quote "my panties" LMGDFAO!!! That sick bastard!!! He reminds me of frieza! Anyways to all the people out in Fanfic land.

MERRY JESUS DAY TO ALL!!!!! And a happy new year! ::blows kiss::

VEgeta: Bah-Hum-Bug! ::snorts::

Gina: Hmph..::hits Vegeta upside the head::

Vegeta: OUCH! ::mumbling curses::

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"Oh yes that's true, bizarre, but true. My name is Rae Muyo. I was adopted and brought over to this Kingdom as a young child to be a servant for the King" Rae said with her head down blushing

"Well nice to meet you Rae I'm Bulma!" Bulma said smiling.

Rae smiled and turned.

"well Bulma I will leave you to get ready, if there is anything you need from me just give me a holler ok bye." Rae said with a wink and left.

Bulma watched her retreating form with a smile. She then turned to her box and opened it. She gasped at what was in it. She smiled as she took out the beautiful dark spaghetti strap, metallic navy blue dress. It wasn't to fancy, yet very elegant. It was long except for the right side of it was cut off showing off fully her right smooth leg(A/N: imagine Roger Rabbits wifes dress slit but Bulmas dress is blue). The back of the dress was cut low. Her smile grew as she peeked in the box and also saw a pair of high heeled stiletto navy blue shoes.

"All this for me?" Bulma squealed out loud.

She then took her dress and shoes and entered the bathroom to shower and dress up. 20 minutes she came out looking stunning.

"20 minutes ha! a new record.wait 20 ARG! Vegeta said to get ready in 15 minutes..boy am I going to get in trouble" Bulma exclaimed running out the room. As she was running she didn't notice a tall figure around the corner as she turned the corner she ran right into him.

"Owwf! ACK! Damn it! Why don't you watch where your going you dork!" Bulma said getting to her feet.

"Get out my way palace whore" the gruff voice said.

Bulma frowned and looked up to face the rude bastard that dared call her a whore. When she faced him she gulped, but she was still going to give this giant a piece of her mind.

"WHORE pah-lease!" Bulma growled.

"Whatever just move now!!!!!" The man bellowed.

Bulma stuck her nose up and crossed her arms.

"Is this how you treat a lady?" Bulma stated proudly.

"Lady! Ha hardly, you are not a lady! You are a dirty palace whore and if I were you I would move! I have a meeting to attend at the dinning area!" He said snarling at Bulma.

Bulma frowned, but smiled at the mention of the dinning area.

"Did you say dinning area! I'm suppose to be going there now. Can I follow you there?" Bulma asked giving the man her best puppy eye gig.

The man raised a brow and stroked his gotee.

"What do you mean you are suppose to be at the dinning area also!?" The man asked.

"Well I was invited! DUH!!!!" Bulma said with a smirk.

The guy let out a small chuckle then commenced walking. Bulma growled and ran after him trying to keep up.

"You know what you're a big jerk!!!" Bulma said struggling to keep up to the mans pace.

The man looked back at Bulma as she ran over to him with a frown on her face. He smirked and disappeared. Bulma stopped from chasing the man and blinked at the spot where the man once stood.

"What-the-fuck!!!" Bulma said not believing her own eyes.

She blinked a couple more times then stepped into the spot where the man once stood and felt around for a trap door.

"How the hell did he do that??" Bulma asked confused written all over her face.

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Everyone was waiting patiently at the dinning area for the King aswell as their new guest to arrive. Well everyone except Vegeta was waiting patiently. Vegeta was angry that he had to wait in a room with morons in the first place, second he told that women to be here in 15 mintues and 25 minutes later she is no where to be seen. Vegeta's anger rose with every passing second and finally he stood and pounded his fist into the table making the some food fall to the floor.

"That's it I'm waiting any longer! My father and that bitch can rott in hell for all I care I'm leaving!" Vegeta hollered.

Just then K. Vegeta out of the blue appeared in the room. He looked at the people in the room and 'hmphed'. He then took a seat at the head of the table and shot Vegeta a deadly eye.

"Boy! Sit down! You're not going anywhere" K. Vegeta said in a dangerous tone.

Vegeta snorted but nonetheless obeyed his father.

"What took you so long old man?" Vegeta asked with a scowl.

"Damn palace whore was bugging the shit out of me!" Vegeta said bluntly, with no emotion what so ever.

Vegeta frowned.

"So you were out getting your rocks off while we waited for your ass here! What the fuck!!!" Vegeta shouted standing up again.

K. Vegeta scowled and grunted.

"No you idiot! She kept following me around she said she was invited to the dinning area! What a dillustional whore.. she was a fine creature though. Maybe later I will find her and make her pay for her annoyance." K. Vegeta said with a lustful glint in his eye.

Vegeta grunted and sat back down, just then a very tired and mad as hell Bulma busted into the room. Everyone in the room got up from their seats when she entered. She took one look around and snarled she was not in a good mood at all. Her gaze traveled from person to person and stopped at a tall man at the head of the table that looked awfully familiar. At the exact moment K. VEgeta was doing the same. Then it clicked in both their heads.

"YOU!!!!!" The two shouted at each other pointing their fingers at one another.

"You!! The palace whore!" K. Vegeta shouted surprised.

"PALACE WHORE!!! I AM NOT A WHORE!! AND YOU'RE THE JERK!!!!" Bulma bellowed with a frown.

The two stared at each other coldly and the rest of the room stared at them in confusion.

"A JERK? Watch your mouth you bitch! He's the KING!!" Finally a man said standing from his seat.

"The king!!??" Bulma voiced loudly.

"Yes the King wench now have a seat" Vegeta said having enough of this worthless fight.

Bulma snarled at Vegeta but took a seat nevertheless.

"Wait why is this whore here in the first place? I DEMAND SOME ANSWERS!!" K. Vegeta yelled across the table, in turn making Bulma frown and snort at him.

"Like I said before your MAJIESTY! I was invited!" Bulma replied cockily.

"I didn't know of any entertainmet from this whore? Why wasn't I informed?" k. Vegeta said sitting back down.

Everyone shrugged except Vegeta and Gohan.

"M'lord she is no whore, she is Bulma the women we found on the beach and have invited to the palace" Gohan stated nervously.

"AH! The Onna Vegeta spoke of finding on the beach" K. VEgeta said stroking his gotee. "She is very feisty and loud mouthed! I should put her to death for such disrespect" K. Vegeta said with a grunt.

Bulma gulped and sat back in her seat smoothing out her dress. Vegeta noticed Bulmas nervousness and smirked.

"Father your frightening the little Onna" Vegeta said with a smirk.

Bulma 'hmphed' and crossed her arms over her chest. K. Vegeta grinned and turned to Vegeta.

"Son, have you grown fancy of the girl?" K. Vegeta uttered with a devilish crooked smile.

Vegeta sneered at his father and turned the other cheek. K. VEgeta laughed and faced Bulma once again.

"So tell me girl. Why should I keep you here nonetheless spare your life?" K. Vegeta exclaimed.

Bulma smiled at this and stood up, giving the men in the room the chance to see her in her dress. When the men, including Vegeta got a eye full of what she was wearing they gawked. Vegeta had only seen Bulma in a cape and now that he saw her dressed up, let's just say he liked what he saw. All the men trances were distrupted when Bulma finally spoke.

"Well your majesity, the reason being is because i-ca-" Bulma began but was cut off by the king standing aswell.

"Girl you can stay!" He said and left the room.

The Kings royal advisor looked Bulma over, snorted then followed the King.

He chased the King down the hall leaving Bulma alone with the warriors. Bulmas feet shifted beneath her as she stared at all the men looking at her as if she was the main course of a dinner. She slowly and nervously inched to down in her chair again taking her spoon in hand and placing the utensil in her bowl of soup, then bringing it to her lips taking in the warm liquid. The room was silent, save for the sound of Bulma slurping on the soup ever so gently. Eventually then men also took a seat grabbing their eating utensil in hand and eating much to Bulmas relief. Bulma let out a small sigh of relief and continued to eat, just then a irritable sound came from the side of her making her cringe. She looked over and the male sitting beside her was not eating his food, but stuffing it down his throat. Bulma gagged, then she heard more of the same noise erupting from every male in the room. They were eating like animals, more food got on themselves and the table than in their mouths. Bulma disgusted, put down her spoon and sat up gaining the attention of the men once more.

"Excuse me but do you men mind!" Bulma exclaimed with a frown, her stomach churning from the mere sight of it all.

The over grown children looked at one another and shrugged tand resumed their obtrosious eating. Bulma scowled and crossed her arms over her chest. She hoped that the Prince didn't eat in such a manner, with this in mind she glanced over at the Prince who was eating just as poorly. She sighed with disappointment and sat down in her seat deciding to just ignore them all together, it had been working till a soggy piece of bread hit her square on the forehead falling after into her soup. Bulma glared down at the pastry in her food, her eyes closed in frustration and her eye brows twitched. She had to keep her hands at her side in fear that she would deck one of the warriors. The warrior responsible for the "Bread Accident" laughed devilishly.

"And WHAT is so funny you over grown TUNA!" Bulma growled sitting up and throwing her napkin on the table.

Vegeta and the other people in the area had stopped eating due to Bulmas rant and sat comfortably watching as Bulmas temper rose.

"And another thing!" Bulma screeched now addressing everyone in the room. "You gentlemen! All have terrible, no horrendious, no no! APPALING table manners! And you Vegeta! Should be at most ashamed!" Bulma hissed sitting back down at her seat folding the napkin that she threw down earlier.

Gohan looked over at Vegeta, whom wore his classic scowl. Silence once again filled the spaceous room.

"And YOU have more class?" Vegeta finally spat cracking the stillness.

"Yes I do! as a matter of fact! I am exactly what you .you..men! need around here!" Bulma announced folding her legs while looking at Vegeta.

"Oh is that right!" Vegeta said leaning back in his chair.

"Yes" Bulma answered. "To be frank I am what you men need despratly!"

"And how are you wench! Going to do that will make a difference?" Vegeta questioned placing his feet on the table.

Bulma frowned at his gesture, but shrugged it off.

"Well first I will teach you gentlemen and I use that word freely! Manners." Bulma stated with a fiendish chuckle.

Vegeta smirked and put his feet down sitting up right in his large custoned chair.

"Foolish girl! You cannot teach an old dog new tricks!" Vegeta implied, followed by an irruption of laughter from the men in the room.

"We will see! Well Your Majesty! If I have your approval I would like to try!" Bulma mocked with a grin.

"Very well Onna!" Vegeta breathed. "Though I doubt any thing will come from this!"

Bulma smiled and nodded to Vegeta, she then turned to the men in the room who all seemed irritated with the whole idea and smirked.

"Ok so let's begin shall we!" Bulma declared cheerfully

* * * * * * A/N: So there you have it my holiday gift to you!! A chpt from the bottom of my heart! I would like to thank all my wonderful reviewers! And wish everyone a great holiday! Bye.

Gina: now let's all join in for a Christmas song..YAY..and a one a two a three..

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPP---

Vegeta: WOMEN. FOOD. NOW!!!!!!

Gina: UGH! VE-GE-TA!!! You know you messed up our song!

Vegeta: Oh..i did..oh my goodness! ::smirk::

Gina: Aww its ok..

Vegeta: HA! Like I give a flying Fuck! That song is gay!

Gina: VEGETA!!!!!!! Fine! Then why don't we sing a song you like!

Vegeta: No! Vegeta Prince of ALL Saiyans, the most powerful race ever to live will NOT..sing gay Christmas songs! It's just not normal!

Gina: Goku does it!

Vegeta: Goku is a dumbass!

Gina: oh right you got a point there! But com'on Vegeta don't be a grinch!, a scrooge! ::puppy eyes::

Vegeta: ::rolling eyes:: Hmph..whatever fine! Just leave me alone!

Gina: YAY!! ::hugs Vegeta:: Ok so new song..::thinking:: AHA!!! I got one!!

Vegeta: Woopie! ::snorts::

Gina: Oh hush up and sing along if you people know the lyrics. a one a two and a three.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our home x-mas eve You can say there is no such thing as santa, but as for me and grandpa we believe..

Gina:EVERYBODY!

She been drinking to much egg nog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow..

Vegeta: Hey this is kinda..nice..i like it!

When we found x-mas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminated claw marks on her back

Vegeta: Yeah..i like it..

VegetaSinging: Yeah yeah! REMIX FT. Supa saiyan Prince!

Kakkarot got blasted over by my KI blast Walking past me one normal day.. You can say Kakkarrot is not a moron.. But as for me and Gina we believe..

Gina: Err..ok nice one Vegeta..

EVERYBODY:

Kakkarot got blasted over by my KI blast Walking past me one normal day.. You can say Kakkarrot is not a moron.. But as for me and Gina we believe..

Hmph yeah yeah merry weakling Christmas you pathetic humans.now go home before I blast you all!!!

Note: I wrote this on Christmas day but wasn't able to post!

REVIEWER OF THE WEEK!!!!

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