A/N As you can tell I am extremely hyper, and annoying loads of people in
my class for writing this story. Who gives? I'm a happy little hyper
person right now. And I seriously feel like being mean to Draco.
Hehehehe...
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"Get off!" Ginny immediately recognized the voice and it was someone she seriously didn't want to be on.
"Malfoy." She hissed at him and forgot all about trying to keep composure as she scrambled to get off.
"Weasley, you better hope you didn't do any permanent damage." He lowered his head slightly and sniffed at his jet black cloak. For some odd reason he looked very repulsed. "I smell like Weasley!"
Ginny smelled her own faded blue cloak. "God, can't you go a little less on the after shave? Oh, wait a minute," Ginny mock sniffed her cloak," Do you have a problem going to the loo? Maybe you should use a funnel."
For once in his life Draco Malfoy was at a loss for words; it wasn't often that the littlest Weasley talked back at him. An idea struck Ginny when she saw the look of utter bewilderment cross his face.
"Say cheese, oh Draki-O." Ginny whipped out the recently used Kadok and took a quick snap shot. The flash of light temporarily stunned him. Taking advantage of his momentary stunned state she copied his famous smirk and walked off leaving an extremely stupefied Draco Malfoy gaping after her.
"You can't do that, my- my hair is still messed up from when you fell on me! You're not going to show that picture to anyone, are you?" He shouted down the corridor at her.
"This'll be an April Fool's Day to remember." Ginny mumbled to herself under her breath.
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It was still very early in the morning, but not so early that the Great Hall wouldn't have breakfast ready. The opening of the Great hall found Ginny eating at the Gryffindor table under a rather odd poster. Let's just say it was 20 by 25 feet hanging on the wall and picturing two (ummmmm) guys simultaneously snogging each other. To make that poster even worse it pictured Ron and Malfoy kissing each other.
Ginny was eating silently not doing anything to be noticed when a very sleepy-eyed Ron and Hermione pair and a very disheveled Malfoy walked into the room. They only had to look once at the crowd of people laughing and gathering around it to notice the humongous photo.
"Hey look there's the snogging couple!" Someone shouted from the crowd.
"Let's go get their autograph!" Another one shouted in response.
Ron stared in disbelief at the picture. "Who could've gotten a picture of that?" He looked at Hermione.
Hermione looked a little confused until the realization dawned on her. Her mouth dropped open even further then it should've gone. Ron had to elbow her before she even had the nerve to talk. "I-In the library Ginny took a picture of us snogging. Do you remember when we ran into Malfoy right after that?"
Ron's face shuddered violently with held in anger and stalked over. He tapped the rather proud Ginny Weasley on the shoulder. "Ginny." He growled it at her while his face turned from its normal color to a bright red to a spectrum of colors before settling on a pale white.
"Oh, hi Ron." Ginny said cheerfully not looking at him.
Ron let out a growl and launched himself at her. Ginny's eyes widened at him but then she darted out of the way and began running her butt out of the Great Hall.
"GINNY!" Ron sprinted after her as soon as he regained his balance.
Draco Malfoy who was staring stupidly for the second time that morning came back to reality when he heard Ron's shout. Suddenly he understood who had made that poster and began sprinting after her as well. "GINNY YOU BLASTED WEASLEY YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GET IT THIS TIME!"
Ginny looked over her shoulder for a quick second to see where Ron was, to her surprise she saw Malfoy chasing after her too. "Blast it, I've got to be more subtle next time." Ginny thought to herself.
"Petrificus Totalus." Ginny shouted as she gave a flick of her wand at Ron.
Ron stopped dead and fell over without twitching a muscle. Making Malfoy slow down to avoid tripping over a full body bound Ron. "Mphmpwspd." Ron tried to grunt through his mouth, which was now completely snapped shut.
Ginny disappeared around the corner and let herself keep flat against the wall breathing slowly waiting for Malfoy to run by her so she could play her second trick on him.
Unfortunately for Malfoy he knew exactly where she was so he snuck up quietly so that she couldn't hear him. The only thing he didn't know was the surprise she had in store for him. He whipped around the corner grabbing a surprised Ginny who could only do one thing.
"Amoraepottwinky." Ginny shouted as she closed her eyes in surprise, expecting something more to come. It never did.
Ginny squinted one eye open only to see a Malfoy in a state of retarded bliss, still holding on to her. A line of drool hung out of his mouth as he looked at the wall behind her.
"Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream. Where's Harry? Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. I've got to tell him something." Draco continued to ramble under his breath, something about Harry Potter for all Ginny could tell. Of course the part about Harry was practically impossible to hear because it was always in a tangle with in childhood songs.
Her eyes widened once again when she heard the new, higher, more feminine voice of Draco.
"Oops. Wrong spell." Ginny began weakly as the now rather retarded Draco kept on rambling.
Draco let go of her and looked dumbly at himself. A look of bliss began to grow on his face again. He began to skip down the hall singing softly to himself. "Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share. Must find Potter. Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere. Need him now."
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A/N Next chapter will tell what I did to poor little (now retarded) Draco. You'll never guess. Well okay, I did leave a few hints.
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"Get off!" Ginny immediately recognized the voice and it was someone she seriously didn't want to be on.
"Malfoy." She hissed at him and forgot all about trying to keep composure as she scrambled to get off.
"Weasley, you better hope you didn't do any permanent damage." He lowered his head slightly and sniffed at his jet black cloak. For some odd reason he looked very repulsed. "I smell like Weasley!"
Ginny smelled her own faded blue cloak. "God, can't you go a little less on the after shave? Oh, wait a minute," Ginny mock sniffed her cloak," Do you have a problem going to the loo? Maybe you should use a funnel."
For once in his life Draco Malfoy was at a loss for words; it wasn't often that the littlest Weasley talked back at him. An idea struck Ginny when she saw the look of utter bewilderment cross his face.
"Say cheese, oh Draki-O." Ginny whipped out the recently used Kadok and took a quick snap shot. The flash of light temporarily stunned him. Taking advantage of his momentary stunned state she copied his famous smirk and walked off leaving an extremely stupefied Draco Malfoy gaping after her.
"You can't do that, my- my hair is still messed up from when you fell on me! You're not going to show that picture to anyone, are you?" He shouted down the corridor at her.
"This'll be an April Fool's Day to remember." Ginny mumbled to herself under her breath.
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It was still very early in the morning, but not so early that the Great Hall wouldn't have breakfast ready. The opening of the Great hall found Ginny eating at the Gryffindor table under a rather odd poster. Let's just say it was 20 by 25 feet hanging on the wall and picturing two (ummmmm) guys simultaneously snogging each other. To make that poster even worse it pictured Ron and Malfoy kissing each other.
Ginny was eating silently not doing anything to be noticed when a very sleepy-eyed Ron and Hermione pair and a very disheveled Malfoy walked into the room. They only had to look once at the crowd of people laughing and gathering around it to notice the humongous photo.
"Hey look there's the snogging couple!" Someone shouted from the crowd.
"Let's go get their autograph!" Another one shouted in response.
Ron stared in disbelief at the picture. "Who could've gotten a picture of that?" He looked at Hermione.
Hermione looked a little confused until the realization dawned on her. Her mouth dropped open even further then it should've gone. Ron had to elbow her before she even had the nerve to talk. "I-In the library Ginny took a picture of us snogging. Do you remember when we ran into Malfoy right after that?"
Ron's face shuddered violently with held in anger and stalked over. He tapped the rather proud Ginny Weasley on the shoulder. "Ginny." He growled it at her while his face turned from its normal color to a bright red to a spectrum of colors before settling on a pale white.
"Oh, hi Ron." Ginny said cheerfully not looking at him.
Ron let out a growl and launched himself at her. Ginny's eyes widened at him but then she darted out of the way and began running her butt out of the Great Hall.
"GINNY!" Ron sprinted after her as soon as he regained his balance.
Draco Malfoy who was staring stupidly for the second time that morning came back to reality when he heard Ron's shout. Suddenly he understood who had made that poster and began sprinting after her as well. "GINNY YOU BLASTED WEASLEY YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GET IT THIS TIME!"
Ginny looked over her shoulder for a quick second to see where Ron was, to her surprise she saw Malfoy chasing after her too. "Blast it, I've got to be more subtle next time." Ginny thought to herself.
"Petrificus Totalus." Ginny shouted as she gave a flick of her wand at Ron.
Ron stopped dead and fell over without twitching a muscle. Making Malfoy slow down to avoid tripping over a full body bound Ron. "Mphmpwspd." Ron tried to grunt through his mouth, which was now completely snapped shut.
Ginny disappeared around the corner and let herself keep flat against the wall breathing slowly waiting for Malfoy to run by her so she could play her second trick on him.
Unfortunately for Malfoy he knew exactly where she was so he snuck up quietly so that she couldn't hear him. The only thing he didn't know was the surprise she had in store for him. He whipped around the corner grabbing a surprised Ginny who could only do one thing.
"Amoraepottwinky." Ginny shouted as she closed her eyes in surprise, expecting something more to come. It never did.
Ginny squinted one eye open only to see a Malfoy in a state of retarded bliss, still holding on to her. A line of drool hung out of his mouth as he looked at the wall behind her.
"Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream. Where's Harry? Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. I've got to tell him something." Draco continued to ramble under his breath, something about Harry Potter for all Ginny could tell. Of course the part about Harry was practically impossible to hear because it was always in a tangle with in childhood songs.
Her eyes widened once again when she heard the new, higher, more feminine voice of Draco.
"Oops. Wrong spell." Ginny began weakly as the now rather retarded Draco kept on rambling.
Draco let go of her and looked dumbly at himself. A look of bliss began to grow on his face again. He began to skip down the hall singing softly to himself. "Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share. Must find Potter. Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere. Need him now."
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A/N Next chapter will tell what I did to poor little (now retarded) Draco. You'll never guess. Well okay, I did leave a few hints.