A/N Thanks to crazyfriendsfan, Mac, and Lauren for reviewing. Mac, you're
right, I do know you too well, and I know I'm not getting into the 'for
control' category *sniggers*. Although I would really like to see what
your freaked review would look like if I made one in the 'for control'
category. Abby, you're a super duper reviewer (and dialogue helper). Mac
thanks for the same thing. Oh, this is NOT a G/D. It just has to do a lot
with Draco.
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A very irritated Mcgonagall had removed the large picture of Draco and Ron before a large part of the breakfast crowd wandered in finally, checking to see what they had missed. What irritated mcgonagall even more was the fact that even trying to magically remove it some of the picture still remained, and it was still very obvious who they were and what they were doing. The blurry outlines of Ron and Draco could still be seen snogging. Occasionally the disheveled Draco in the picture would try unsuccessfully to put his hair back into order. It was funny to a number of people in the Great Hall that Draco's vanity could be captured in the image, especially to the muggle-borns.
Harry had just barely gotten into the breakfast hall when the gossip girl of Gryffindor, Cici Peterson, and her boyfriend, Aaron Greener had begun to feed him the dirt on Ron.
"Ron's supposedly got a thing for Draco." The fifth year Gryffindor girl stated matter-of- factly.
"I wouldn't be so sure." The seventh year Ravenclaw guy said reassuringly. "Ginny's got to do with this somehow. I saw Ron and Draco chasing after her."
"You've got that wrong Aar-buddy-oh-boy. Ron was chasing Ginny because he's convinced that Ginny's trying to make off with his man. It isn't true of course because little Drakie-O can't live with out Ron. He neeeeeeds Ron, he looooooves Ron, I wonder if they've done the-" Cici was interrupted in mid-eye flutter.
"Cici, curiosity killed the cat you know."
"There's some serious dirt here. Get the facts for me will you Harry?" She looked at him pleadingly. "Ohh, there's your chance, Ron's back from the hospital wing."
"Hospital wing?" Harry's emerald green eyes widened in stupefaction. "Why would he need to go to the hospital wing?"
"Rough se-"
"For the last time, Cici, SHUT UP!!!" Aaron shouted directly into her face.
"I just want the dirt, Gees." Cici grumbled under her breath then brightened up considerably. "I just noticed that Ron has big feet, maybe Draco noticed too."
"Are those muggle sex novels getting to your mind?!" Aaron slapped his hand over her mouth.
"Mmph." Cici glared downwards at Aaron's hand.
"Ginny put a full-body-binding spell on Ron, he was practically right outside the hospital wing door when she put it on him."
"Oo, oo, better theory. Ron wanted Ginny's condoms and she wouldn't give them to him so him and Draco chased after her to attack her and steal them."
Harry turned away from the busily arguing couple and made his way to the other side of the Hall where Ron was. "Ron, we need to talk."
The towering redhead turned to face Harry with an expression of irritability crossing his face. "I don't want to talk, okay?"
"Ron, no seriously, we need to talk." Harry made his point by sitting in the chair next to Ron.
"It's about the picture isn't it?" Ron flushed red up to his roots but still said nothing.
"Yes." Harry nodded solemnly.
"You're just getting the dirt for Cici aren't you?" Ron asked suspiciously.
"No-"
"That's what she always says and she leaks it one way or another. I'm not gay got it? I'm as far away from being gay that you can get. You tell her that." Ron got up from the table.
"Ron this is just a stage of denial. You can tell me the truth." Harry stood up at the same time to prevent Ron from leaving their interesting discussion.
"I am telling the truth." If it was possible Ron flushed even redder.
"Ron I know this is hard for you but-" Harry said in an attempted to continue talking to Ron.
"WHAT PART OF I'M NOT GAY DO YOU NOT GET?" Ron shouted furiously so loud that to whole hall turned silent to hear the argument. Luckily for them something rather odd was going on at the Slytherin table.
"I love you, you love me. We all need to snog so snog now! We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Snog, I say, snog, snog.Won't you say you love me too. I need HINKY-PO NOW!" Draco was dressed up in a short little purple cloak with TELETUBBIES printed all over it in bold white letters. A headband with purple upside down triangle stuck to it was perched on top of his uncombed white blond hair. At the last part he began to sob uncontrollably.
"And you call me gay." Ron smirked at Harry.
"Fine you're not gay." Harry finally admitted, with a small sigh.
Malfoy stopped sobbing and started up again. "Nobody is snogging! When I say snog I mean SNOG!!!" He jumped on top of the table and started to push any two peoples faces together spontaneously. "Snog, snog, snog, snog, snog." His boots made loud clanking noises as he ran up and down the table continuing the snogging chant. "Tinky-winky had a farm Ee-I-Ee-I-O-" The song stopped in a dead silence when Draco saw Harry.
"Hi." Harry said weakly waving a little hand to every one watching.
"Hinky-Po!" Draco cried out joyously and tried to grab Harry.
Harry, who was already quite bewildered about Draco's behavior earlier, was now horrified at Draco's attempts to drag him onto the table.
"Harry, either you can stay here and accept his rather odd apology for seven years of bloody hell or you can do what I recommend, RUN!!!" Harry comprehended the meaning of what Ron was saying in a mere flash second and sprinted out of the hall before Draco could do any more damage.
A/N Boy, now I'm feeling good. I just love to tease Draco.
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A very irritated Mcgonagall had removed the large picture of Draco and Ron before a large part of the breakfast crowd wandered in finally, checking to see what they had missed. What irritated mcgonagall even more was the fact that even trying to magically remove it some of the picture still remained, and it was still very obvious who they were and what they were doing. The blurry outlines of Ron and Draco could still be seen snogging. Occasionally the disheveled Draco in the picture would try unsuccessfully to put his hair back into order. It was funny to a number of people in the Great Hall that Draco's vanity could be captured in the image, especially to the muggle-borns.
Harry had just barely gotten into the breakfast hall when the gossip girl of Gryffindor, Cici Peterson, and her boyfriend, Aaron Greener had begun to feed him the dirt on Ron.
"Ron's supposedly got a thing for Draco." The fifth year Gryffindor girl stated matter-of- factly.
"I wouldn't be so sure." The seventh year Ravenclaw guy said reassuringly. "Ginny's got to do with this somehow. I saw Ron and Draco chasing after her."
"You've got that wrong Aar-buddy-oh-boy. Ron was chasing Ginny because he's convinced that Ginny's trying to make off with his man. It isn't true of course because little Drakie-O can't live with out Ron. He neeeeeeds Ron, he looooooves Ron, I wonder if they've done the-" Cici was interrupted in mid-eye flutter.
"Cici, curiosity killed the cat you know."
"There's some serious dirt here. Get the facts for me will you Harry?" She looked at him pleadingly. "Ohh, there's your chance, Ron's back from the hospital wing."
"Hospital wing?" Harry's emerald green eyes widened in stupefaction. "Why would he need to go to the hospital wing?"
"Rough se-"
"For the last time, Cici, SHUT UP!!!" Aaron shouted directly into her face.
"I just want the dirt, Gees." Cici grumbled under her breath then brightened up considerably. "I just noticed that Ron has big feet, maybe Draco noticed too."
"Are those muggle sex novels getting to your mind?!" Aaron slapped his hand over her mouth.
"Mmph." Cici glared downwards at Aaron's hand.
"Ginny put a full-body-binding spell on Ron, he was practically right outside the hospital wing door when she put it on him."
"Oo, oo, better theory. Ron wanted Ginny's condoms and she wouldn't give them to him so him and Draco chased after her to attack her and steal them."
Harry turned away from the busily arguing couple and made his way to the other side of the Hall where Ron was. "Ron, we need to talk."
The towering redhead turned to face Harry with an expression of irritability crossing his face. "I don't want to talk, okay?"
"Ron, no seriously, we need to talk." Harry made his point by sitting in the chair next to Ron.
"It's about the picture isn't it?" Ron flushed red up to his roots but still said nothing.
"Yes." Harry nodded solemnly.
"You're just getting the dirt for Cici aren't you?" Ron asked suspiciously.
"No-"
"That's what she always says and she leaks it one way or another. I'm not gay got it? I'm as far away from being gay that you can get. You tell her that." Ron got up from the table.
"Ron this is just a stage of denial. You can tell me the truth." Harry stood up at the same time to prevent Ron from leaving their interesting discussion.
"I am telling the truth." If it was possible Ron flushed even redder.
"Ron I know this is hard for you but-" Harry said in an attempted to continue talking to Ron.
"WHAT PART OF I'M NOT GAY DO YOU NOT GET?" Ron shouted furiously so loud that to whole hall turned silent to hear the argument. Luckily for them something rather odd was going on at the Slytherin table.
"I love you, you love me. We all need to snog so snog now! We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Snog, I say, snog, snog.Won't you say you love me too. I need HINKY-PO NOW!" Draco was dressed up in a short little purple cloak with TELETUBBIES printed all over it in bold white letters. A headband with purple upside down triangle stuck to it was perched on top of his uncombed white blond hair. At the last part he began to sob uncontrollably.
"And you call me gay." Ron smirked at Harry.
"Fine you're not gay." Harry finally admitted, with a small sigh.
Malfoy stopped sobbing and started up again. "Nobody is snogging! When I say snog I mean SNOG!!!" He jumped on top of the table and started to push any two peoples faces together spontaneously. "Snog, snog, snog, snog, snog." His boots made loud clanking noises as he ran up and down the table continuing the snogging chant. "Tinky-winky had a farm Ee-I-Ee-I-O-" The song stopped in a dead silence when Draco saw Harry.
"Hi." Harry said weakly waving a little hand to every one watching.
"Hinky-Po!" Draco cried out joyously and tried to grab Harry.
Harry, who was already quite bewildered about Draco's behavior earlier, was now horrified at Draco's attempts to drag him onto the table.
"Harry, either you can stay here and accept his rather odd apology for seven years of bloody hell or you can do what I recommend, RUN!!!" Harry comprehended the meaning of what Ron was saying in a mere flash second and sprinted out of the hall before Draco could do any more damage.
A/N Boy, now I'm feeling good. I just love to tease Draco.