A/N Lalala I'm on a roll here peoples, move outta the way. Thank you to
all my fans, although at the moment most of them are only reading my story
because I'm threatening to nail them if they don't and they help with the
story anyways. I'm in *retarded bliss*, I love that phrase, I also love
the snogging song. Anyway. Whooo-hooo! New fan! Sad Strange Little
Girl! Thank you soooo much for the review! And thanks again to
crazyfriendsfan who is now my expert rambler. You can tell the part that
she helped with the most ::wink::wink:: Don't know why in the bloody hell
I'm winking! Maybe I have a twitch. Anyway Chapter 4 is now posted. So
READ AND REVIEW!!! Keyword: REVIEW!!!
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Ginny's red head poked out from the space under the bed, its curls sprawled against the floor in an unkempt manner. "Bugger, bugger, oh blast it! WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL AM I GOING TO DO!" The curly mop swept out of view. Bang, bang, bang! "STUPID FILTHY MALFOY! HE ALWAYS GETS IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING!" Bang, bang, bang!
The mattress was jumping out of its frame over and over again. Blankets flew all over her dorm mates' belongings. A lampshade was broken by a thrown pillow and preceded to scatter the shattered glass on top of the mashed bedding. Ginny's wardrobe chest snapped open and dumped all its contents out. Bottles of ink seeped into the floor leaving multi-colored stains in the bright red rug.
She poked her head back out from under the bed and looked around the room. "Wow, I didn't know I could do that!" She said while surveying the mess with heightened eyebrows. "Well, I suppose Mcgonagall won't have to know if I go against the rules again." She sighed and gave a flick of her wand, magically putting the room back into order. Her eyes narrowed in concentration as she surveyed the room for a second time. Finally pleased at the state of the room she gave a satisfied nod and fixed her unkempt hair into a loose ponytail and the nape of her neck. She then straightened and dust off her now dust covered robes and proceeded out into the common room. There was no possible why that she could go to class today, she needed to fix Malfoy first.
"Fuck the bloody bastard!" She kicked the stones of the fireplace as hard as she could without thinking and found herself hopping around on one foot in pain. "Blasted wall!" She kicked it again sending her into another wild frenzy of hopping around the common room on one foot.
"Well, blast it!" Ginny muttered to herself. "Where the hell am I supposed to find the cure to accidental spells?" Without much thought she plopped down onto the couch in a state of vegetation. Finally decided to go steal Harry's invisibility cloak and over toward the 7th year boys dorm to steal Harry's Invisibility cloak.
"Hello?" Ginny asked the seemingly empty room. Then she swept over the room again and saw a bit of brown hair sticking out from under Ron's covers. Ginny immediately connected it to Hermione since, after all, she had seen Ron and Hermione kissing in the library.
"Oh my god Hermione, you're just the person I needed to talk to. You see I accidentally put this curse on Malfoy and I'm not really sure what I did. Ron was just chasing me in the hall and I put him in a full body bind and then I was going to do that special teeth lengthening one on Draco but he snuck up on me and I said something really odd I have no idea what it was. Something with Amorae in it I think. It was supposed to be an April Fool's Day joke but stupid Malfoy had to ruin it all. And now I have no idea what is happening to him. Not that I saw him much after I cast the spell, but right after I did he was staring a the wall in a retarded bliss, drooling. And then he stared singing 'Row-Row-Row Your Boat' and inbetween lines, mumbling about Harry, I guess he meant Harry Potter, because that's the only Harry I know. Oh dear, I hope Malfoy doesn't do any thing to Harry. I don't know, do you think this could all be just an April Fools Day joke on me?" Ginny paused for a breath, because that all came out in a rush. When she got no response, she continued with her rambling. "Oh that would be just wonderful if it was, not that it's very funny though. It's quite stupid if you ask me, not that anyone would. Do you know if Ron or Harry or someone was responsible for this?" For the second time Ginny paused for breath and waited for a response.
"Hermione, it is you, isn't it?" Ginny gasped out.
The person under the blankets sat up and commenced to talk in a far out voice. "Ginny is that you? I haven't seen you for so long."
"Oh, phew, it is you." Ginny walked up and tugged at the bedspread hanging loosely over Hermione's head.
The blankets fell away to reveal Hermione sitting cross-legged in her PJ's on Ron's bed. Ginny suddenly had the impulse to look at the clock hanging off the wall. It's long arm rested near the six and the short arm was resting on the ten. An abrupt realization occurred to her,
"HERMIONE!" Ginny exclaimed in surprise. "Why aren't you in class?"
"Why should I go to class when I can wait for Ron?" Hermione continued dreamily and began pushing her head back and forth using her fingertips.
"Hermione, this is so unlike you. Ever since you came here you've been grade obsessive, atleast from what I've heard form Ron and Harry." Ginny paused with a suspicious look in her eye. "Not to butt into your private life or anything, but. have you and Ron been sleeping together?" Ginny asked cautiously trying to confirm her suspicions.
Hermione looked away and fell back into the wrinkled mattress with a twinkle in her eye. Ginny was rather shocked at Hermione's behavior, it struck her as.mellow.
"Hermione, you didn't by any chance eat the Mellow Yellows on my chest did you?"
The dreamy eyed Hermione sat up again. "Is that what they were? They were really good, they didn't taste anything like the soda." She fell back again oblivious of the murderous look Ginny was shooting at her.
"How many did you eat?" Ginny said it more like a statement then a question as she circled around to look at Hermione, who was still looking very dreamy.
"I don't remember. All I know is that by the time I had finished eating, all the candies in the box were gone." Hermione shifted her dreamy gaze at the ceiling and continued to talk in her own mellow way.
"HERMIONE! THOSE ARE-" Ginny cut off with a look of horror on her face. "The whole box? You ate the WHOLE box? THAT'S OVER TWENTY MELLOW YELLOWS!" Ginny grabbed Hermione's wrist and proceeded to pull her out of bed.
" What are you doing?" Hermione looked at Ginny in her now very annoying dreamy state.
Ginny didn't even bother to respond as she dragged Hermione out of the boys dormitory. Hermione stalled and looked back at the dormitory. "Ron is going to be so disappointed."
"Yeah, well, will you just shut up about 'Ron being disappointed' and get your ass moving?" What was supposed to be a question came out more like a order. Hermione looked as if she had been slapped and walked with Ginny grudgingly but she still managed to keep that dreamy look in her eyes.
A/N Hehe now I'm being mean to Hermione, but atleast I'm not making her dress up like tinky-winky and sing the snogging song.
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Ginny's red head poked out from the space under the bed, its curls sprawled against the floor in an unkempt manner. "Bugger, bugger, oh blast it! WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL AM I GOING TO DO!" The curly mop swept out of view. Bang, bang, bang! "STUPID FILTHY MALFOY! HE ALWAYS GETS IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING!" Bang, bang, bang!
The mattress was jumping out of its frame over and over again. Blankets flew all over her dorm mates' belongings. A lampshade was broken by a thrown pillow and preceded to scatter the shattered glass on top of the mashed bedding. Ginny's wardrobe chest snapped open and dumped all its contents out. Bottles of ink seeped into the floor leaving multi-colored stains in the bright red rug.
She poked her head back out from under the bed and looked around the room. "Wow, I didn't know I could do that!" She said while surveying the mess with heightened eyebrows. "Well, I suppose Mcgonagall won't have to know if I go against the rules again." She sighed and gave a flick of her wand, magically putting the room back into order. Her eyes narrowed in concentration as she surveyed the room for a second time. Finally pleased at the state of the room she gave a satisfied nod and fixed her unkempt hair into a loose ponytail and the nape of her neck. She then straightened and dust off her now dust covered robes and proceeded out into the common room. There was no possible why that she could go to class today, she needed to fix Malfoy first.
"Fuck the bloody bastard!" She kicked the stones of the fireplace as hard as she could without thinking and found herself hopping around on one foot in pain. "Blasted wall!" She kicked it again sending her into another wild frenzy of hopping around the common room on one foot.
"Well, blast it!" Ginny muttered to herself. "Where the hell am I supposed to find the cure to accidental spells?" Without much thought she plopped down onto the couch in a state of vegetation. Finally decided to go steal Harry's invisibility cloak and over toward the 7th year boys dorm to steal Harry's Invisibility cloak.
"Hello?" Ginny asked the seemingly empty room. Then she swept over the room again and saw a bit of brown hair sticking out from under Ron's covers. Ginny immediately connected it to Hermione since, after all, she had seen Ron and Hermione kissing in the library.
"Oh my god Hermione, you're just the person I needed to talk to. You see I accidentally put this curse on Malfoy and I'm not really sure what I did. Ron was just chasing me in the hall and I put him in a full body bind and then I was going to do that special teeth lengthening one on Draco but he snuck up on me and I said something really odd I have no idea what it was. Something with Amorae in it I think. It was supposed to be an April Fool's Day joke but stupid Malfoy had to ruin it all. And now I have no idea what is happening to him. Not that I saw him much after I cast the spell, but right after I did he was staring a the wall in a retarded bliss, drooling. And then he stared singing 'Row-Row-Row Your Boat' and inbetween lines, mumbling about Harry, I guess he meant Harry Potter, because that's the only Harry I know. Oh dear, I hope Malfoy doesn't do any thing to Harry. I don't know, do you think this could all be just an April Fools Day joke on me?" Ginny paused for a breath, because that all came out in a rush. When she got no response, she continued with her rambling. "Oh that would be just wonderful if it was, not that it's very funny though. It's quite stupid if you ask me, not that anyone would. Do you know if Ron or Harry or someone was responsible for this?" For the second time Ginny paused for breath and waited for a response.
"Hermione, it is you, isn't it?" Ginny gasped out.
The person under the blankets sat up and commenced to talk in a far out voice. "Ginny is that you? I haven't seen you for so long."
"Oh, phew, it is you." Ginny walked up and tugged at the bedspread hanging loosely over Hermione's head.
The blankets fell away to reveal Hermione sitting cross-legged in her PJ's on Ron's bed. Ginny suddenly had the impulse to look at the clock hanging off the wall. It's long arm rested near the six and the short arm was resting on the ten. An abrupt realization occurred to her,
"HERMIONE!" Ginny exclaimed in surprise. "Why aren't you in class?"
"Why should I go to class when I can wait for Ron?" Hermione continued dreamily and began pushing her head back and forth using her fingertips.
"Hermione, this is so unlike you. Ever since you came here you've been grade obsessive, atleast from what I've heard form Ron and Harry." Ginny paused with a suspicious look in her eye. "Not to butt into your private life or anything, but. have you and Ron been sleeping together?" Ginny asked cautiously trying to confirm her suspicions.
Hermione looked away and fell back into the wrinkled mattress with a twinkle in her eye. Ginny was rather shocked at Hermione's behavior, it struck her as.mellow.
"Hermione, you didn't by any chance eat the Mellow Yellows on my chest did you?"
The dreamy eyed Hermione sat up again. "Is that what they were? They were really good, they didn't taste anything like the soda." She fell back again oblivious of the murderous look Ginny was shooting at her.
"How many did you eat?" Ginny said it more like a statement then a question as she circled around to look at Hermione, who was still looking very dreamy.
"I don't remember. All I know is that by the time I had finished eating, all the candies in the box were gone." Hermione shifted her dreamy gaze at the ceiling and continued to talk in her own mellow way.
"HERMIONE! THOSE ARE-" Ginny cut off with a look of horror on her face. "The whole box? You ate the WHOLE box? THAT'S OVER TWENTY MELLOW YELLOWS!" Ginny grabbed Hermione's wrist and proceeded to pull her out of bed.
" What are you doing?" Hermione looked at Ginny in her now very annoying dreamy state.
Ginny didn't even bother to respond as she dragged Hermione out of the boys dormitory. Hermione stalled and looked back at the dormitory. "Ron is going to be so disappointed."
"Yeah, well, will you just shut up about 'Ron being disappointed' and get your ass moving?" What was supposed to be a question came out more like a order. Hermione looked as if she had been slapped and walked with Ginny grudgingly but she still managed to keep that dreamy look in her eyes.
A/N Hehe now I'm being mean to Hermione, but atleast I'm not making her dress up like tinky-winky and sing the snogging song.