A/N I'm being very very very naughty. I'm writing this very late, and ,in
fact, I am not even supposed to be on the computer but, hehehe, I am.
::wink::wink:: Stupid twitch is coming on again. Anyway Strange Sad
little girl, you don't know how much that review meant to me. It's kind of
down falling when the people who review you are the same as usual. I'm
trying to meet as many people as I can. I'm not dissing you or anything
Abby, I'm just saying that it's nice to have new reviewers. I think I
just pissed my parents off very much by singing the snogging song at the
top of my lungs. Yes, there is an actual snogging song, I just made it up
a minute ago. It goes like this:
Snog, snog, Snog me please, the world needs snogging all the time, all you need is a little bit of lippie, and a little bit of lips, sometimes a little tongue, but just shut up and snog me please, I need to be snogged. Snog, snog, snog, snog. and so forth, you get the gist.
Yes, I am obsessed with the word 'snog' though I am even more obsessed with 'fag' (as in ciggie, as in I am smoking my fag), and although I also like the word 'shag' it does not appear very often in my vocabulary. Anyway. on to the story.
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Hermione and Ginny were just rounding a corner when a very out of breath and very talkative Cici almost bulldozed over them. "Ginny! Just the person I was looking for-"
"Sorry, can't talk." Ginny mumbled at Cici, or at least in the direction of Cici.
"Cici, when did you get an aura? Wow, purple, and orange! That's my favorite color. I think that's my favorite color at least." Hermione began waving her arms around wildly then stopped and looked dumbly at the stones making up the wall thinking about the twist she had put herself in. Then she turned towards Ginny and smiled again. "Ginny, god, your aura is gorgeous. Everything is so beautiful! Wow, the stones got auras too." Hermione trailed off as she smiled blissfully at the stones and Cici and Ginny.
Cici looked purely confused about the auras and looked strangely at Hermione. She twisted to look behind her to make sure Hermione wasn't talking to someone else.
"As you can see, I am very busy. Buh-bye!" Ginny said cheerfully and grabbed Hermione's wrist and made to dash off before Cici regained herself.
"I love you Cici! I don't want to die! Save me, save me!" Hermione hollered in her now famous far out voice in Cici's direction and broke down in tears creating a dead weight for Ginny. "There's a light at the end of the tunnel, god it's beautiful. Save me, Cici, save me!"
Cici ran in front of Ginny and pushed her back with a questioning spark in her eyes. "No way! There could be no way. She couldn't be on. Could she?"
Ginny laughed at Cici's attempts to keep her composure. "In English, please?"
"The light the light!" Hermione said in a calm mellow voice but she was practically scratching her eyes out of their sockets.
"Is Hermione on.drugs?" Cici looked deadly serious and extremely worried, it didn't help much that Hermione was still ranting on about Ginny trying to kill her and 'the light'.
"Cici, please do tell me what drugs are, I need to hear this in WIZARD English." Ginny didn't make a point of looking worried.
"Drugs are, you know, muggle stimulants. It kills off brain cells permanently. Which could mean that Hermione could be like this, forever!" Cici began to vibrate violently turning a deathly white.
"I am a golden god! You tell rolling stone magazine that my last words were.....I'm on drugs!" Hermione shouted raising her arms above her head in a conquest position. She was yelling at the top of her lungs, it didn't help that Ginny was standing right next to her and taking the full blunt of the volume.
Cici groaned and rolled her eyes at Hermione. "Don't play along."
Ginny looked confused. "What do you mean?
"Hermione's repeating lines from the muggle film 'Almost Famous.'"
"What's that got to do with the 'don't play along' thing?"
Cici looked away and smacked Hermione. "You idiot, its 'I dig music.'"
Hermione looked as if her brain had just short circuited and then she scowled at Cici and turned back to the stone auras.
Ginny finally began to get it and had to wipe tears away from her eyes, it was all just too funny! Ginny turned back to her serious side to explain to Cici what was going on. "Hermione isn't on drugs, she's just had an overdose of mellow yellows."
"Mellow yellows. That's what they were, that cant's be right. I DRINK mellow yellows and home." Hermione stared off the stones again, apparently checking out their auras.
"Wouldn't she be very high on sugar now?" Cici looked at Hermione with a bewildered expression fixed on her face.
"Not the muggle soda you dolt, the candy!"
"Oh." Cici began mentally smacking herself for acting like such an idiot.
"Well, I need to have Madame Pomfrey fix Hermione before she does anymore damage to her reputation."
"What has she done already?" Cici asked curiously.
"Ron's going to be so disappointed." Hermione sighed and continued to look at the auras.
"That, my friend, is none of your gossip girl business." Ginny reached up and pinched the skin of Cici's still round cheeks.
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"Gees, Ginny, you didn't have to tease me like that! You know I have a soft spot for candy." Hermione said with a wide grin on her face although she was still very peeved about the whole thing.
Madame Pomfrey had given Hermione a horrified look when Ginny had first brought her in to be purged of Mellow Yellows. She had gone around saying things like 'second time this year' and 'don't know what we're going to do with you.' The magical purge had been given to Hermione without a single question, Madame Pomfrey had apparently suspected that Hermione would have another over dose again this year (she had had one on previously on the last day before Christmas break) and was ready. As soon as Hermione had gone back to normal she made Ginny swear not to tell anyone what had happened. Ginny had grudgingly promised although she had planned to let Cici spread a false story, not that it mattered anyway, Cici already had the whole story.
"Ron's going to be so disappointed." Ginny said in a perfect imitation of Hermione's mellow voice.
"Shut up!"
Ginny and Hermione were about do begin the whole immature chase around the school grounds when they heard a very loud feminine version of Draco's voice drawling. "Harry, there's a fine line between love and hate."
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A/N Mean part with Hermione is over, *sniff* *sniff*. More mean stuff for Draco though. Hehehe.
Snog, snog, Snog me please, the world needs snogging all the time, all you need is a little bit of lippie, and a little bit of lips, sometimes a little tongue, but just shut up and snog me please, I need to be snogged. Snog, snog, snog, snog. and so forth, you get the gist.
Yes, I am obsessed with the word 'snog' though I am even more obsessed with 'fag' (as in ciggie, as in I am smoking my fag), and although I also like the word 'shag' it does not appear very often in my vocabulary. Anyway. on to the story.
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Hermione and Ginny were just rounding a corner when a very out of breath and very talkative Cici almost bulldozed over them. "Ginny! Just the person I was looking for-"
"Sorry, can't talk." Ginny mumbled at Cici, or at least in the direction of Cici.
"Cici, when did you get an aura? Wow, purple, and orange! That's my favorite color. I think that's my favorite color at least." Hermione began waving her arms around wildly then stopped and looked dumbly at the stones making up the wall thinking about the twist she had put herself in. Then she turned towards Ginny and smiled again. "Ginny, god, your aura is gorgeous. Everything is so beautiful! Wow, the stones got auras too." Hermione trailed off as she smiled blissfully at the stones and Cici and Ginny.
Cici looked purely confused about the auras and looked strangely at Hermione. She twisted to look behind her to make sure Hermione wasn't talking to someone else.
"As you can see, I am very busy. Buh-bye!" Ginny said cheerfully and grabbed Hermione's wrist and made to dash off before Cici regained herself.
"I love you Cici! I don't want to die! Save me, save me!" Hermione hollered in her now famous far out voice in Cici's direction and broke down in tears creating a dead weight for Ginny. "There's a light at the end of the tunnel, god it's beautiful. Save me, Cici, save me!"
Cici ran in front of Ginny and pushed her back with a questioning spark in her eyes. "No way! There could be no way. She couldn't be on. Could she?"
Ginny laughed at Cici's attempts to keep her composure. "In English, please?"
"The light the light!" Hermione said in a calm mellow voice but she was practically scratching her eyes out of their sockets.
"Is Hermione on.drugs?" Cici looked deadly serious and extremely worried, it didn't help much that Hermione was still ranting on about Ginny trying to kill her and 'the light'.
"Cici, please do tell me what drugs are, I need to hear this in WIZARD English." Ginny didn't make a point of looking worried.
"Drugs are, you know, muggle stimulants. It kills off brain cells permanently. Which could mean that Hermione could be like this, forever!" Cici began to vibrate violently turning a deathly white.
"I am a golden god! You tell rolling stone magazine that my last words were.....I'm on drugs!" Hermione shouted raising her arms above her head in a conquest position. She was yelling at the top of her lungs, it didn't help that Ginny was standing right next to her and taking the full blunt of the volume.
Cici groaned and rolled her eyes at Hermione. "Don't play along."
Ginny looked confused. "What do you mean?
"Hermione's repeating lines from the muggle film 'Almost Famous.'"
"What's that got to do with the 'don't play along' thing?"
Cici looked away and smacked Hermione. "You idiot, its 'I dig music.'"
Hermione looked as if her brain had just short circuited and then she scowled at Cici and turned back to the stone auras.
Ginny finally began to get it and had to wipe tears away from her eyes, it was all just too funny! Ginny turned back to her serious side to explain to Cici what was going on. "Hermione isn't on drugs, she's just had an overdose of mellow yellows."
"Mellow yellows. That's what they were, that cant's be right. I DRINK mellow yellows and home." Hermione stared off the stones again, apparently checking out their auras.
"Wouldn't she be very high on sugar now?" Cici looked at Hermione with a bewildered expression fixed on her face.
"Not the muggle soda you dolt, the candy!"
"Oh." Cici began mentally smacking herself for acting like such an idiot.
"Well, I need to have Madame Pomfrey fix Hermione before she does anymore damage to her reputation."
"What has she done already?" Cici asked curiously.
"Ron's going to be so disappointed." Hermione sighed and continued to look at the auras.
"That, my friend, is none of your gossip girl business." Ginny reached up and pinched the skin of Cici's still round cheeks.
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"Gees, Ginny, you didn't have to tease me like that! You know I have a soft spot for candy." Hermione said with a wide grin on her face although she was still very peeved about the whole thing.
Madame Pomfrey had given Hermione a horrified look when Ginny had first brought her in to be purged of Mellow Yellows. She had gone around saying things like 'second time this year' and 'don't know what we're going to do with you.' The magical purge had been given to Hermione without a single question, Madame Pomfrey had apparently suspected that Hermione would have another over dose again this year (she had had one on previously on the last day before Christmas break) and was ready. As soon as Hermione had gone back to normal she made Ginny swear not to tell anyone what had happened. Ginny had grudgingly promised although she had planned to let Cici spread a false story, not that it mattered anyway, Cici already had the whole story.
"Ron's going to be so disappointed." Ginny said in a perfect imitation of Hermione's mellow voice.
"Shut up!"
Ginny and Hermione were about do begin the whole immature chase around the school grounds when they heard a very loud feminine version of Draco's voice drawling. "Harry, there's a fine line between love and hate."
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A/N Mean part with Hermione is over, *sniff* *sniff*. More mean stuff for Draco though. Hehehe.