A/N Snog, snog, snog, snog. Actually there are no words to the snogging
song except snog, and there isn't actually a tune. I guess you can just
say snog over and over again to the tune of any song and vouala you've got
yourself a snogging song. Thanks to all the usual people. Mac, IF YOU
DON'T POST THAT STORY I WILL PERSONALLY DECPAITATE YOU WITH MY OWN TWO
HANDS although I'm not entirely sure it's possible, anyway, on to the
story.
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"Hinky Po, there's a fine line between love and hate." Draco had cornered Harry in the hall and was advancing on him. Harry did not seem at all pleased by this or even indifferent about it. His eyes were wide open in a state of shock as he cowered against the wall looking for a way to somehow slip away from the blissful Draco, who was still wearing the little Teletubbies cloak the only difference between him in the Great hall in here was that he had managed to get out of his pants and was running around in purple boxers featuring the teletubbies. It did not look particularly good on him though because normally those boxers did not come in teenager sizes so there were several rips to show how many time Draco had had to try it on before it would even come on. The boxers were so tight, though, that Draco looked like he had a hang belly, which made him all the more revolting.
Ginny and Hermione were still joking around playfully when the rounded the corner and ran into a very dysfunctional couple. Both of them froze at the sight of Draco in the teletubby outfit and stared in horror at the scene playing out before them.
"You don't have to lie, Hinky Po, I know what you're feeling for me." Draco continued to advance while Harry's eyes widened even further.
Beads of sweat began to visibly form on Harry's hairline or at least what could be called a hairline because his hair covered most of it. He had an excuse though, it didn't look like Draco was kidding at all and it certainly didn't look like he would let up.
Draco began to smile charismatically and sing softly, still advancing. "I snog you............"
Harry suddenly became active. "NO!" There was much volume behind it and Harry was shaking his head violently.
"You snog me.........." Draco was closing the distance rapidly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Harry pressed even closer against the wall.
"We're a snogging family, with a great big snog, and a snog from me to you, won't you say you'll snog me to." Draco leaned in like he was going to give Harry a VERY big snogging session but Harry sank down and Draco kissed the stones instead.
"Oooo, thought about floor rolling have you? Well so have I!" Draco rubbed his hands together gleefully and prepared to dive on top of Harry.
Fortunately for Harry luck seemed to be with him, at least for the moment. Ginny snapped out her daze just a Draco was going to dive on top of Harry so she ran forward and grabbed the collar of his shirt. Draco bared his teeth gleefully and tried to claw forward although he did not go anywhere. What was not so fortunate was the fact that Draco was about ten inches taller than Ginny had the advantage of strength. He was able to throw her into the wall like he was flicking a fly cursing her for getting in the way of him and his Hinky Po. Right after Ginny's failed attempts Draco launched himself at Harry for the second time, and it seemed like Harry would not be so lucky this time. Hermione snapped out of the daze and jumped on Draco's back giving him enough trouble so that Harry would have a chance to run. Harry did run, and he ran like hell to get as far away from Draco as he could. The star-seeing Ginny threw herself on top of Draco too to help Hermione hold him back.
"Hinky Po!" Draco shouted miserably as he tried to run down the hall with two girls weighting him down.
Ginny gave his cloak a final hard tug forcing him to fall over backwards and sprawl on his back. Between the two girls they managed to pin the very sad Draco to the floor. He was still whispering 'hinky po, hink po' softly under his breath.
Hermione was a little worried about the change that had come over Draco over the past few hours. "Don't you think we should take him to Madame Pomfrey?"
Ginny turned a horrible shade of white before she responded to Hermione. "I don't think that's such a good idea.........."
Hermione looked suspiciously at Ginny. "What's going on?"
"I'll explain that later b-"
Just at that instant Ron turned the corner and saw Ginny's guilty face and Draco's rather oddly clothed body being pinned between them.
"Hermione." He stated softly under his breath and his eyes became wet and red.
"Ron, what are you doing?" Hermione looked bewildered at Ron.
"God-you're-so-*hiccup*-so-beautiful." Ron was crying and there was no doubt about that. He began sobbing wildly and Hermione still looked bewildered but made an effort to comfort Ron. The tip of his nose became red and shiny.
"Ron, what happened?" Hermione asked comfortingly. Ron only began to cry harder and there was no response, not for the moment anyway.
After a few moments of heavy sobbing Ron looked up again, then his eyes hardened and he stopped crying. "Who killed the beetle?" Then he started again at full volume.
Hermione and Ginny both shot questioning looks at each other but it seemed that Ron had made up his mind already. "Ginny, YOU-KILLED-*hiccup*-A- BEETLE!"
Ron was still crying but somehow he managed to launch himself at Ginny and attack her. It didn't take him very long to twist her arm back, but he cried even harder when that happened.
A/N Ron's actually sensitive now, isn't that just revolting? I probably would have had Harry snogged by Draco but for the sake of keeping this story PG-13 I refuse to.
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"Hinky Po, there's a fine line between love and hate." Draco had cornered Harry in the hall and was advancing on him. Harry did not seem at all pleased by this or even indifferent about it. His eyes were wide open in a state of shock as he cowered against the wall looking for a way to somehow slip away from the blissful Draco, who was still wearing the little Teletubbies cloak the only difference between him in the Great hall in here was that he had managed to get out of his pants and was running around in purple boxers featuring the teletubbies. It did not look particularly good on him though because normally those boxers did not come in teenager sizes so there were several rips to show how many time Draco had had to try it on before it would even come on. The boxers were so tight, though, that Draco looked like he had a hang belly, which made him all the more revolting.
Ginny and Hermione were still joking around playfully when the rounded the corner and ran into a very dysfunctional couple. Both of them froze at the sight of Draco in the teletubby outfit and stared in horror at the scene playing out before them.
"You don't have to lie, Hinky Po, I know what you're feeling for me." Draco continued to advance while Harry's eyes widened even further.
Beads of sweat began to visibly form on Harry's hairline or at least what could be called a hairline because his hair covered most of it. He had an excuse though, it didn't look like Draco was kidding at all and it certainly didn't look like he would let up.
Draco began to smile charismatically and sing softly, still advancing. "I snog you............"
Harry suddenly became active. "NO!" There was much volume behind it and Harry was shaking his head violently.
"You snog me.........." Draco was closing the distance rapidly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Harry pressed even closer against the wall.
"We're a snogging family, with a great big snog, and a snog from me to you, won't you say you'll snog me to." Draco leaned in like he was going to give Harry a VERY big snogging session but Harry sank down and Draco kissed the stones instead.
"Oooo, thought about floor rolling have you? Well so have I!" Draco rubbed his hands together gleefully and prepared to dive on top of Harry.
Fortunately for Harry luck seemed to be with him, at least for the moment. Ginny snapped out her daze just a Draco was going to dive on top of Harry so she ran forward and grabbed the collar of his shirt. Draco bared his teeth gleefully and tried to claw forward although he did not go anywhere. What was not so fortunate was the fact that Draco was about ten inches taller than Ginny had the advantage of strength. He was able to throw her into the wall like he was flicking a fly cursing her for getting in the way of him and his Hinky Po. Right after Ginny's failed attempts Draco launched himself at Harry for the second time, and it seemed like Harry would not be so lucky this time. Hermione snapped out of the daze and jumped on Draco's back giving him enough trouble so that Harry would have a chance to run. Harry did run, and he ran like hell to get as far away from Draco as he could. The star-seeing Ginny threw herself on top of Draco too to help Hermione hold him back.
"Hinky Po!" Draco shouted miserably as he tried to run down the hall with two girls weighting him down.
Ginny gave his cloak a final hard tug forcing him to fall over backwards and sprawl on his back. Between the two girls they managed to pin the very sad Draco to the floor. He was still whispering 'hinky po, hink po' softly under his breath.
Hermione was a little worried about the change that had come over Draco over the past few hours. "Don't you think we should take him to Madame Pomfrey?"
Ginny turned a horrible shade of white before she responded to Hermione. "I don't think that's such a good idea.........."
Hermione looked suspiciously at Ginny. "What's going on?"
"I'll explain that later b-"
Just at that instant Ron turned the corner and saw Ginny's guilty face and Draco's rather oddly clothed body being pinned between them.
"Hermione." He stated softly under his breath and his eyes became wet and red.
"Ron, what are you doing?" Hermione looked bewildered at Ron.
"God-you're-so-*hiccup*-so-beautiful." Ron was crying and there was no doubt about that. He began sobbing wildly and Hermione still looked bewildered but made an effort to comfort Ron. The tip of his nose became red and shiny.
"Ron, what happened?" Hermione asked comfortingly. Ron only began to cry harder and there was no response, not for the moment anyway.
After a few moments of heavy sobbing Ron looked up again, then his eyes hardened and he stopped crying. "Who killed the beetle?" Then he started again at full volume.
Hermione and Ginny both shot questioning looks at each other but it seemed that Ron had made up his mind already. "Ginny, YOU-KILLED-*hiccup*-A- BEETLE!"
Ron was still crying but somehow he managed to launch himself at Ginny and attack her. It didn't take him very long to twist her arm back, but he cried even harder when that happened.
A/N Ron's actually sensitive now, isn't that just revolting? I probably would have had Harry snogged by Draco but for the sake of keeping this story PG-13 I refuse to.