A/N Okay, special thanks to all my new reviewers. I can't name all of you
but, THANKS!!!! There is a little bit of 'gross' stuff in here. But it
isn't REALLY gross. I made sure of that. Sorry to Abby if I didn't upload
sooner but the last chapter I wrote I didn't like so I didn't up load it,
then I lost my disk at intervals, that wasn't very fun. Anyway, here it
goes!
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Draco was distressed at his failed opportunity. It was all that damn pair's fault, what a rotten pair. It was only expected though, all Weasleys were associated with Mudbloods. If they hadn't intervened he would've had Hinky Po.
"Hinky Po." Draco growled possessively.
There was one way Draco could get his Hinky Po, and there was one person Harry couldn't resist. Who do you think it was? This particular GIRL was on the Ravenclaw quittich team, more specifically the SEEKER of Ravenclaws quittich team. Yes, it was Cho.
"What's the matter with you?" Ginny was trailing him around to make sure he didn't run into harry and have a disastrous encounter like the last time. Nope, no kissing Hinky Po while Ginny was on his trail.
Draco's messed up mind was already crafting a plan to get rid of her. "Ginny." He stated her name with a blissful far away look in his eyes.
"Draco, don't even try it." Ginny snatched the collar of his short purple cape and dragged him.
"HINKY PO!!!" Draco shouted as loud as he could as he was practically bouncing on his butt along the floor.
"Hey Tinky-winky!" A fellow student shouted back.
"Hinky Po." Another one said with mock sorrow as he exaggerated a groping movement.
There was an uproar of laughter in the hallway. Ginny tried to drag him up before it was noticed by one of the professors. Draco, though, was idiotically stubborn and practically dug his teeth into the floor and refused to budge.
"Come on!" Ginny shouted as she made several more attempts to drag him along.
"Ooo, weasley's with Tinky-winky!" They were all joking and forming a barrier around them.
The situation seemed almost helpless and Ginny actually considered saving herself in exchange for Harry but it was hardly something a weasley would do. So she kept on dragging him as best as she could screaming profanities against his Hinky Po banter. It was useless though, and Mcgonogall seemed to have been made informed of the event from almost the every beginning because within a minute she was tapping patiently on Ginny's shoulder. The crowd broke up, pretending they had never even been aware of what had been going on.
"Ginny," Professor Mcgonagall began coldly, "this is inappropriate behavior Ms. Weasley. I really did not expect you to do such a vile thing. Dragging fellow students by their cloaks is not in school policy. That's 25 points from Gryffindor and detention in the trophy room for you!" Mcgonagall might've said that she considered dragging students inappropriate but she certainly didn't act like it. Within a second Ginny found herself being dragged away from the scene of the crime by her ear.
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Draco had taken advantage over Mcgonagall's sudden intervention sneaked away. His thoughts strayed back to the former strain of thought. Yes, somehow he needed Cho to talk to Harry.
Then Draco remembered the extra potions he saw professor Snape store. Tapping his fingers together lightly and rocking back and forth, Draco smiled evilly to himself. If it had been anyone else he would have looked dangerously disturbed, but this being the teletubbied Draco he could not look very evil because he still had that blissful smile on his face. In fact he looked HAPPILY disturbed if there was such a thing.
"Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?" Draco sang questioningly under his breath with that blissful look in his eye as he pranced out the hall. Then he yelled really loud. "I AM CHO!" And ran, his teletubby cloak flying behind him.
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Harry was relatively pleased with himself for getting away from Draco without being snogged at all, and even further pleased because his least favorite class, namely, potions, had gone right. And to add to that it seemed like no one else had any surprises for him, thank god Fred and George weren't there or else April Fool's Day would've been a nightmare.
It was lunch break a Harry wasn't really hungry so he was hanging in the common room doing pretty much nothing. Well, other then trying to find Ron's stash of 'forbidden' magazines, you can guess what those where. He went through the normal hiding places, under the mattress, behind the dresser, in his books, anywhere you wouldn't go, even the knickers drawer. He had no luck and was beginning to be really bored.
"Well, I guess I can just subscribe." Harry muttered to himself even though he knew Sirius would freak and give him the whole nuts and bolts talk way past its due time.
He plopped down on the couch and spent about thirty seconds before deciding it was too boring to sit an do nothing. He bouncily got up again and trotted to the portrait and pushed it open.
"Hin- Harry!" Cho was sitting in a bunch crying very very loudly, it was amazing that he hadn't heard her before. She had looked up as soon as he had open up the porthole.
"Cho! What's wrong?" Harry looked concerned as he squatted next to her.
"M-My boyfriend d-dumped me b-b-because I w-wouldn't have s-" Cho burst out crying.
Harry looked bewildered for a moment and was about to say something to her when she started up again.
"SEX!" That was the point when she completely lost it and flung herself at Harry.
Harry's brain short circuited then he realized that Cho was SNOGGING him, and hard. 'Wow,' harry thought to himself, 'she's finally realized it's ME she wants to make out with.'
The fat Lady in the portrait cleared her throat loudly as if announcing her presence then swung the porthole open without even asking for the password, it would have been rude to interrupt and the fat lady also wanted them out of her sight.
Cho dragged him into the common room and pushed him onto the couch.
"Make me yours." She sighed out and jumped on him.
Harry still could not get himself active enough to kiss her back but at least he was enjoying himself. When he did he wrapped his fingers into her hair and kissed her. He didn't realize something was wrong until he pulled back. The hair in his fingers was no longer black but rather a platinum blond. Harry looked wonderingly at the hair then let his gaze travel to her face. The eyes that met his were silverfish gray.
Harry froze in pure horror. Draco pulled back and sighed. "Oh, drat it, the potion ran out." He paused and looked back at Harry. "Well we can still have fun." He smiled evilly yet again, in his freakish blissful way.
There was only one thing Harry could think of to say. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GET OFF OF MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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A/N Sorry if it got a little gross but it's actually part of the story, don't worry. It's not there to freak out as many people as I can.
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Draco was distressed at his failed opportunity. It was all that damn pair's fault, what a rotten pair. It was only expected though, all Weasleys were associated with Mudbloods. If they hadn't intervened he would've had Hinky Po.
"Hinky Po." Draco growled possessively.
There was one way Draco could get his Hinky Po, and there was one person Harry couldn't resist. Who do you think it was? This particular GIRL was on the Ravenclaw quittich team, more specifically the SEEKER of Ravenclaws quittich team. Yes, it was Cho.
"What's the matter with you?" Ginny was trailing him around to make sure he didn't run into harry and have a disastrous encounter like the last time. Nope, no kissing Hinky Po while Ginny was on his trail.
Draco's messed up mind was already crafting a plan to get rid of her. "Ginny." He stated her name with a blissful far away look in his eyes.
"Draco, don't even try it." Ginny snatched the collar of his short purple cape and dragged him.
"HINKY PO!!!" Draco shouted as loud as he could as he was practically bouncing on his butt along the floor.
"Hey Tinky-winky!" A fellow student shouted back.
"Hinky Po." Another one said with mock sorrow as he exaggerated a groping movement.
There was an uproar of laughter in the hallway. Ginny tried to drag him up before it was noticed by one of the professors. Draco, though, was idiotically stubborn and practically dug his teeth into the floor and refused to budge.
"Come on!" Ginny shouted as she made several more attempts to drag him along.
"Ooo, weasley's with Tinky-winky!" They were all joking and forming a barrier around them.
The situation seemed almost helpless and Ginny actually considered saving herself in exchange for Harry but it was hardly something a weasley would do. So she kept on dragging him as best as she could screaming profanities against his Hinky Po banter. It was useless though, and Mcgonogall seemed to have been made informed of the event from almost the every beginning because within a minute she was tapping patiently on Ginny's shoulder. The crowd broke up, pretending they had never even been aware of what had been going on.
"Ginny," Professor Mcgonagall began coldly, "this is inappropriate behavior Ms. Weasley. I really did not expect you to do such a vile thing. Dragging fellow students by their cloaks is not in school policy. That's 25 points from Gryffindor and detention in the trophy room for you!" Mcgonagall might've said that she considered dragging students inappropriate but she certainly didn't act like it. Within a second Ginny found herself being dragged away from the scene of the crime by her ear.
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Draco had taken advantage over Mcgonagall's sudden intervention sneaked away. His thoughts strayed back to the former strain of thought. Yes, somehow he needed Cho to talk to Harry.
Then Draco remembered the extra potions he saw professor Snape store. Tapping his fingers together lightly and rocking back and forth, Draco smiled evilly to himself. If it had been anyone else he would have looked dangerously disturbed, but this being the teletubbied Draco he could not look very evil because he still had that blissful smile on his face. In fact he looked HAPPILY disturbed if there was such a thing.
"Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?" Draco sang questioningly under his breath with that blissful look in his eye as he pranced out the hall. Then he yelled really loud. "I AM CHO!" And ran, his teletubby cloak flying behind him.
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Harry was relatively pleased with himself for getting away from Draco without being snogged at all, and even further pleased because his least favorite class, namely, potions, had gone right. And to add to that it seemed like no one else had any surprises for him, thank god Fred and George weren't there or else April Fool's Day would've been a nightmare.
It was lunch break a Harry wasn't really hungry so he was hanging in the common room doing pretty much nothing. Well, other then trying to find Ron's stash of 'forbidden' magazines, you can guess what those where. He went through the normal hiding places, under the mattress, behind the dresser, in his books, anywhere you wouldn't go, even the knickers drawer. He had no luck and was beginning to be really bored.
"Well, I guess I can just subscribe." Harry muttered to himself even though he knew Sirius would freak and give him the whole nuts and bolts talk way past its due time.
He plopped down on the couch and spent about thirty seconds before deciding it was too boring to sit an do nothing. He bouncily got up again and trotted to the portrait and pushed it open.
"Hin- Harry!" Cho was sitting in a bunch crying very very loudly, it was amazing that he hadn't heard her before. She had looked up as soon as he had open up the porthole.
"Cho! What's wrong?" Harry looked concerned as he squatted next to her.
"M-My boyfriend d-dumped me b-b-because I w-wouldn't have s-" Cho burst out crying.
Harry looked bewildered for a moment and was about to say something to her when she started up again.
"SEX!" That was the point when she completely lost it and flung herself at Harry.
Harry's brain short circuited then he realized that Cho was SNOGGING him, and hard. 'Wow,' harry thought to himself, 'she's finally realized it's ME she wants to make out with.'
The fat Lady in the portrait cleared her throat loudly as if announcing her presence then swung the porthole open without even asking for the password, it would have been rude to interrupt and the fat lady also wanted them out of her sight.
Cho dragged him into the common room and pushed him onto the couch.
"Make me yours." She sighed out and jumped on him.
Harry still could not get himself active enough to kiss her back but at least he was enjoying himself. When he did he wrapped his fingers into her hair and kissed her. He didn't realize something was wrong until he pulled back. The hair in his fingers was no longer black but rather a platinum blond. Harry looked wonderingly at the hair then let his gaze travel to her face. The eyes that met his were silverfish gray.
Harry froze in pure horror. Draco pulled back and sighed. "Oh, drat it, the potion ran out." He paused and looked back at Harry. "Well we can still have fun." He smiled evilly yet again, in his freakish blissful way.
There was only one thing Harry could think of to say. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GET OFF OF MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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A/N Sorry if it got a little gross but it's actually part of the story, don't worry. It's not there to freak out as many people as I can.