A/N Okay, hopefully I haven't lost any good reviewers because of the guy
smoochy part. Isn't it funny that this story isn't about girls snogging
guys but about guys snoggin guys? Just asking. If any of you have
constructive criticism I'll be happy to take it. MORE than happy. By the
way Mac, I found a promotional poster for Harry Potter with Tom and Dan and
it says 'Quidditch Anyone?' Pretty good huh? Now, back to the studio
(blond hair, mini skirt, fireman's helmet, know who it is?)
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Ginny was sitting next to Cici and Hermione at the Gryffndor table at lunch time picking at her food unhappily. It was a shocker for that she had finally gotten detention, if for odd reasons! It was not what she was expecting, to get in trouble for dragging Draco! Mcgonagall still thought she was the innocent little girl that had been almost killed by Tom Marvelo Riddle. But, it was an okay thing. Atleast she never had to do detention every single day because every one knew it was her. The only bad thing about it was that no one ever gave her credit for the brilliant (if somewhat classic) pranks that she had pulled off, almost every one thought Fred and George were sneaking into the school.
"You look bright and cheerful." Hermione nudged her with a small knowing smile on her face as she closed her book and looked prepared to talk.
Ginny suddenly realized she was still holding her spoon in her mouth. With a sudden rush of energy she pulled it out with such force that it went flying across the room and hit Professor Mcgonagall in the forehead. Ginny had to turn away fast before Mcgonagall came to her senses and spotted Ginny. She had a face that read 'guilty and irritated' all over.
Cici looked up from her own muggle novel and at the noise. "What's wro- "There was a loud shriek behind Ginny and she burst out laughing. "What's up with Gally?"
Ginny made quick slicing motions with her hand across her throat. "Shh." She whispered frantically.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, little Ginny is afraid of being caught?" Cici said in a babytalking voice, making sure to say it relatively loudly.
"Shut up! She'll hear you!" Ginny slapped her hand across Cici's mouth. The immediate response to that was of course Cici sticking her tongue out of her mouth when the hand was there. Ginny shrieked and held her hand to herself possessively.
"God, you don't have to freak. Mcgonagall isn't even here anymore." Cici said as she laughed. Ginny looked around indignantly, Hermione seemed to have been the only one that heard and she was still shaking with silent laughter.
"It's not funny!" Ginny smacked Hermione hard on the shoulder. That only made her wallop in laughter, tears were streaming down her cheeks.
"You fell for it!" Hermione shrieked out as she tried to wipe away the tears.
Ginny kicked Hermione under the table, to which Hermione kicked her back. Ginny kicked back, this time it was harder. Hermione glared at her for a moment before scooping her hand into the pumpkin pudding and hurling it at Ginny. It landed smack on her face before dribbling down onto her shirt. Ginny looked surprised as she looked down, but that was only for a split second before she took up an evil grin and jumped onto the table with a spoon bent back and loaded in her hand. It let off a twang as Ginny let go and the chocolate syrup splattered all over the front of Hermione's shirt. The expression was truly pricless. Ginny had to laugh.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Someone screamed at the top of their lungs. The whole hall went wild and there were pieces of who knows what flying around in the air. Every one ducked under the tables and hurled food at anyone who was unlucky enough to not be under cover.
"Come on. Let's get out of here before we get busted." Cici yelled at Ginny and Hermione above the hooting and screaming.
They all crawled out form under the table and made a run for the entrance without being splattered once. Not that it mattered. Hermione and Ginny were already a mess. As they looked back at the Great Hall from the entrance they could see a few owls trying to hide themselves in the rafters so that they wouldn't be hit by the flying chunks of food.
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A few minutes later found them sitting in the peace and quiet of the library reading little jokes and chatting animatedly about what had happened. Ginny had cleaned up and was now wearing another identical set of the uniform. Her face was scrubbed cleaned except for a little place on her forehead that stated in bright glittery black letters 'I survived a food fight.'
Yes, Ginny also had a sticker collection that she created herself. Several of them would not have been found very funny by the Professors, including a few like these: TMR fan club, My Karma ran over my Dogma, The snitch went up my nose, does that count?. There was a new one being made that said 'Ron is going to be so disappointed (Hermione gave no consent to it nor did she know it was being made).'
"Okay, Ginny, you HAVE to read this. It's really good." Cici shoved a scroll under the tip of Ginny's nose. It read:
50 ways to annoy Voldemort
1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar. 2. Ask him if he has any grey poupon. 3. Wake him up by singing Aretha Franklin, "I will survive..." 4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.' 5. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices. 6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows. 7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess. 8. Dance the Funky Chicken. 9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath 10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again. 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night. 13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live' 14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?' 15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his. 16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals. 17. Be cheerful. 18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!' 19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ. 20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' 21. Teach him how to spit tobacco. 22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?' 23. Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars. 24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps. 25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there.... 26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one? 27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you. 28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Ever?' 29. Tell him he should really try the 12-step program (baby steps) for Evil Overlords - Evil Overlords Anonymous. 30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. 31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll. 32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is. 33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!' 34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'. 36. Tell him you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways' 37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head. 38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!' 39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger. 40. Buy him a stress ball. 41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph. 42. Call him Tommy-boy. 43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo. 44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes. 45. Say he 'looked better under the turban' 46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some. 47. Teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'. 48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length. 49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away. 50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
Ginny had to scream out laughing at the end. It was pretty good.
"So you liked it huh? How 'bout I make another one?"
Ginny was nodding enthusiastically but Hermione butted in. "Guys, lunch break is almost over. We have only 5 minutes till class starts!"
"What?!" Ginny and Cici shrieked at Hermione.
"I have to go pick up my Defense against the Dark Arts stuff!" Ginny exclaimed and ran off before they could offer to go with her.
She tore down the hall and almost ran smack dab into the fat lady.
"Tourniquet." Ginny gasped. The porthole swung open and she tore inside.
There was no sign of her DADA homework and scrolls. "Come on." She growled desperately under her breath and ripped open her chest. There was nothing she could see. "Blast it!" She was beginning to be frantic. The chest was emptied of al its contents in a second, then she was throwing all the stuff around. Clothes and quills went flying through the air in a similar manner than the food had. Finally her hands closed over the text book she needed and her scrolls.
"Phew!" She gasped with relief and wiped her forehead with her arm. Her relief was not lived long though.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
Ginny jerked her head up in surprise. It sounded like Harry. "Oh, shit." She raced out of the girls dorm and into the common room to confirm her suspicion. Sure enough a very happy looking Draco was trying to make out with Harry and had succeeded in getting on top of him.
"DRACO, GET OFF OF HIM!" ~^***^~^***^~^***^~
A/N Sorry if this chapter disappoints you because you don't get to find out what happens AFTER the smooching part but don't worry the next chapter will be ALL about that.
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Ginny was sitting next to Cici and Hermione at the Gryffndor table at lunch time picking at her food unhappily. It was a shocker for that she had finally gotten detention, if for odd reasons! It was not what she was expecting, to get in trouble for dragging Draco! Mcgonagall still thought she was the innocent little girl that had been almost killed by Tom Marvelo Riddle. But, it was an okay thing. Atleast she never had to do detention every single day because every one knew it was her. The only bad thing about it was that no one ever gave her credit for the brilliant (if somewhat classic) pranks that she had pulled off, almost every one thought Fred and George were sneaking into the school.
"You look bright and cheerful." Hermione nudged her with a small knowing smile on her face as she closed her book and looked prepared to talk.
Ginny suddenly realized she was still holding her spoon in her mouth. With a sudden rush of energy she pulled it out with such force that it went flying across the room and hit Professor Mcgonagall in the forehead. Ginny had to turn away fast before Mcgonagall came to her senses and spotted Ginny. She had a face that read 'guilty and irritated' all over.
Cici looked up from her own muggle novel and at the noise. "What's wro- "There was a loud shriek behind Ginny and she burst out laughing. "What's up with Gally?"
Ginny made quick slicing motions with her hand across her throat. "Shh." She whispered frantically.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, little Ginny is afraid of being caught?" Cici said in a babytalking voice, making sure to say it relatively loudly.
"Shut up! She'll hear you!" Ginny slapped her hand across Cici's mouth. The immediate response to that was of course Cici sticking her tongue out of her mouth when the hand was there. Ginny shrieked and held her hand to herself possessively.
"God, you don't have to freak. Mcgonagall isn't even here anymore." Cici said as she laughed. Ginny looked around indignantly, Hermione seemed to have been the only one that heard and she was still shaking with silent laughter.
"It's not funny!" Ginny smacked Hermione hard on the shoulder. That only made her wallop in laughter, tears were streaming down her cheeks.
"You fell for it!" Hermione shrieked out as she tried to wipe away the tears.
Ginny kicked Hermione under the table, to which Hermione kicked her back. Ginny kicked back, this time it was harder. Hermione glared at her for a moment before scooping her hand into the pumpkin pudding and hurling it at Ginny. It landed smack on her face before dribbling down onto her shirt. Ginny looked surprised as she looked down, but that was only for a split second before she took up an evil grin and jumped onto the table with a spoon bent back and loaded in her hand. It let off a twang as Ginny let go and the chocolate syrup splattered all over the front of Hermione's shirt. The expression was truly pricless. Ginny had to laugh.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Someone screamed at the top of their lungs. The whole hall went wild and there were pieces of who knows what flying around in the air. Every one ducked under the tables and hurled food at anyone who was unlucky enough to not be under cover.
"Come on. Let's get out of here before we get busted." Cici yelled at Ginny and Hermione above the hooting and screaming.
They all crawled out form under the table and made a run for the entrance without being splattered once. Not that it mattered. Hermione and Ginny were already a mess. As they looked back at the Great Hall from the entrance they could see a few owls trying to hide themselves in the rafters so that they wouldn't be hit by the flying chunks of food.
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A few minutes later found them sitting in the peace and quiet of the library reading little jokes and chatting animatedly about what had happened. Ginny had cleaned up and was now wearing another identical set of the uniform. Her face was scrubbed cleaned except for a little place on her forehead that stated in bright glittery black letters 'I survived a food fight.'
Yes, Ginny also had a sticker collection that she created herself. Several of them would not have been found very funny by the Professors, including a few like these: TMR fan club, My Karma ran over my Dogma, The snitch went up my nose, does that count?. There was a new one being made that said 'Ron is going to be so disappointed (Hermione gave no consent to it nor did she know it was being made).'
"Okay, Ginny, you HAVE to read this. It's really good." Cici shoved a scroll under the tip of Ginny's nose. It read:
50 ways to annoy Voldemort
1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar. 2. Ask him if he has any grey poupon. 3. Wake him up by singing Aretha Franklin, "I will survive..." 4. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.' 5. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices. 6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows. 7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess. 8. Dance the Funky Chicken. 9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath 10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again. 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night. 13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live' 14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?' 15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his. 16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals. 17. Be cheerful. 18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!' 19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ. 20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' 21. Teach him how to spit tobacco. 22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?' 23. Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars. 24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps. 25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there.... 26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one? 27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you. 28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Ever?' 29. Tell him he should really try the 12-step program (baby steps) for Evil Overlords - Evil Overlords Anonymous. 30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. 31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll. 32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is. 33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!' 34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'. 36. Tell him you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways' 37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head. 38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!' 39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger. 40. Buy him a stress ball. 41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph. 42. Call him Tommy-boy. 43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo. 44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes. 45. Say he 'looked better under the turban' 46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some. 47. Teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'. 48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length. 49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away. 50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
Ginny had to scream out laughing at the end. It was pretty good.
"So you liked it huh? How 'bout I make another one?"
Ginny was nodding enthusiastically but Hermione butted in. "Guys, lunch break is almost over. We have only 5 minutes till class starts!"
"What?!" Ginny and Cici shrieked at Hermione.
"I have to go pick up my Defense against the Dark Arts stuff!" Ginny exclaimed and ran off before they could offer to go with her.
She tore down the hall and almost ran smack dab into the fat lady.
"Tourniquet." Ginny gasped. The porthole swung open and she tore inside.
There was no sign of her DADA homework and scrolls. "Come on." She growled desperately under her breath and ripped open her chest. There was nothing she could see. "Blast it!" She was beginning to be frantic. The chest was emptied of al its contents in a second, then she was throwing all the stuff around. Clothes and quills went flying through the air in a similar manner than the food had. Finally her hands closed over the text book she needed and her scrolls.
"Phew!" She gasped with relief and wiped her forehead with her arm. Her relief was not lived long though.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
Ginny jerked her head up in surprise. It sounded like Harry. "Oh, shit." She raced out of the girls dorm and into the common room to confirm her suspicion. Sure enough a very happy looking Draco was trying to make out with Harry and had succeeded in getting on top of him.
"DRACO, GET OFF OF HIM!" ~^***^~^***^~^***^~
A/N Sorry if this chapter disappoints you because you don't get to find out what happens AFTER the smooching part but don't worry the next chapter will be ALL about that.