A/N Sorry for taking so long to write this chapter, or in reality, type it
and up load it. My excuse is that I am sick and tired of this story and
the next chapter I writ will be the last. Yipee! Everything is done
basically and the ending will not be a disappointment. But there will be
more laughs to come. I guess that's part of the reason I an having
difficulty writing the end of this story, I am back in morbid mode and
writing another story about killing people. Oh, there will be a little D/G
in the next chapter.
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The chase was on, and Ginny was in no means pleased by the way things were turning out. She had never realized that Harry was so focused on himself and on no one else. Stupid bloody bugger had locked her out of the Boys dorm so she could hide. You would think that Harry would at least be nice enough to let her in, but nooo she had to run around trying to get away from a very hyperactive Draco who seemed liked he had a cross between being sugar-high and being stoned. It was very hard to tell which was which.
"I SMELL YOU!" Draco shrieked through his teeth with his gleeful grin fixed blissfully on his face. He was creeping around the girls dorm trying to find Ginny, his new focus of project 'hinky-po', he was quite unaware of the fact that Ginny was hiding out under one of the beds.
Ginny nearly jumped out of her skin when he yelled. She hadn't realized he was so close. The wood thumped loudly against her hard skull when she jerked. "Gees, I never thought I be so happy to have a thick head." She muttered to herself.
Draco halted abruptly at the loud thump she had made and turned to face the bed she was under. There were a few toes sticking out from underneath. Ginny had no idea though.
"Yummmm.. Tasty toes.." Draco rubbed his hands together in anticipation. He advanced slowly and knelt down slowly until he was at level with her toes. Ginny could not see this advance since her body was blocking any view she had of him. "MMMM.." Slowly he started chewing on them.
"BLOODY HELL!" Ginny whacked herself on the top of the bed again and kicked Draco directly in the face. He stopped chewing but his teeth were still clamped over her toes.
Ginny ripped them out of his mouth with disgusted fright. It was now seemingly very often that one get to see Draco with drool hanging out of his mouth. She remembered what happened what happened last time Draco was stunned so she streaked out from under the bed and began looking madly for her wand.
"Mcgonagall can not care that I am using magic against a student especially a." Ginny turned and looked at the still stunned Draco."....Malfoy." It wasn't much of a comment but she felt all the better about using magic.
"Mummy the flower pot men are still here..." Draco sat up with a long line of drool still hanging out of his mouth. This time, though, he had a lampshade covering his head.
Ginny stared at him for a moment thinking wither or not she should make a run for it. Not that it would help her much to run now. She still hadn't found her wand. With a slight hesitation she turned back around and looked through her chest again.
"HINKY PO!" Draco screamed at her back. Again, he made a run for her.
"Oh, hell." She looked at the chest again with a quick glance and spotted her wand. Not that she had to use it because the lampshade prevented Draco from seeing anything so he ran right into one of the pillars. And fell over. And started talking about the flower pot men again.
Ginny rolled her eyes a little and decided it was okay to just drag Draco out of the Tower and just dump him there. Maybe she would fix him....or maybe she wouldn't. After all, Harry was being a total bastard, it was the perfect curse to follow him around.
'But not Draco, he's too adorable' Ginny cocked her head to the side and shot a glance at Draco. There was a line or drool hanging out of his mouth.
'But only adorable, when he's not drooling' Ginny wrinkled her nose in disgust. 'And he's a cold hearted Carbonn most of the time anyway'
She grabbed the lapel of his cloak (since there was very little else she could use to drag him by) and dragged him mercilessly out of the Gryffindor Tower, the occasional gurgle could be heard coming from Draco's throat. After all, Ginny was practically choking him. Then she dumped him outside of the portal and pulled out her wand to see what she could do to the curse.
This was unfortunately the time that Draco chose to come back at full throttle.
"RAAAAAAAAAR!" He jumped at Ginny and landed right on top of her. Ginny winced slightly when she felt the stone ram right into her shoulder blades. It didn't help much either that he knocked the wind right out of her.
"Blimey, what the hell was that all about?" Ginny grunted and rolled over so she was sitting on Draco instead. He looked rather happy about the whole thing, and it was pissing Ginny off in a way it shouldn't have pissed her off. She pointed her wand at his neck. "Reversio."
There was a flash, it blinded both Ginny and Draco for a few seconds. The air retained its unnaturally bright gleam and then faded gradually back to the normal color. Ginny blinked. Draco blinked. They both looked at each other for a moment still comprehending what had happened. Ginny blinked again. Draco blinked again. Both of them were still staring at each other, until Ginny looked away in embarrassment. But neither said a thing the whole time.
"Ginny!" There was a loud gasp coming from behind them. Both of them turned their heads sharply to look at the intruder. It was...Mcgonagall? Ginny stared at Mcgonagall for an extremely long time trying to figure out what was different about her, or if it really could be Mcgonagall at all. She had the same glasses, the same nose, the same clothes, the same expression, the same...
Ginny looked pleased with herself for a moment when she finally got what had changed. Her hair had become her original color of dark brown, her wrinkles were no more, her voice wasn't so gravelly, and her hands were no longer so veined. She had taken a youth potion. While Ginny had only taken a few moments Draco was still recovering from his anti-Hinky-Po spell and was still wondering why Mcgonagall seemed so different.
"Ginny, rolling around on other students is not part of the assigned curriculum at this school, and I very much doubt it will improve your academic status is APPROVED ways. Fifty points from Gryffindor. Not to mention you're late for Defense Against the Dark Arts for the second time this semester. Really Ginny, I don't know what I'm going to do with you." Mcgonagall had on a face of hardness. It was exactly the same expression as it had been before the youth potion.
Ginny dropped her jaw at Mcgonagall. She couldn't be serious......she just couldn't be. "But Mcgonagall! He's stark raving naked!"
"No he isn't." A devilish grin crossed the younger Mcgonagall's features, and although it was quite scary to think about Mcgonagall having that kind of expression at least it looked relatively good. "Not yet any way."
Ginny gaped at Mcgonagall, then at Draco, who looking rather calm.
Mcgonagall's attentions immediately shifted from Ginny onto Draco, another devilish grin crossed her face. "Draco, would you like a spot of tea in the professor's lounge? More specifically in my office....on the desk, how does that sound?"
Draco hesitated a moment while he looked at Ginny's expression back to Mcgonagall and then back to Ginny. Ginny was making crazy faces and making drool come out of her mouth in exaggeration.
"Wha-" Draco started saying to Ginny but she elbowed him hard and made more stupid faces.
Something in his brain clicked finally and he grabbed Ginny and hugged her tight. She made loud hurling noises under her breath.
"Idiot! Mcgonagall's hitting on you. Just act like an idiot and play along okay? You can get out of this soon enough." Ginny hissed in his ear then started to pretend to cough.
Draco slipped back into his Tinky-Winky mode and let go of Ginny as he began to drool. "Is Hinky Po in your office?"
"I'm not sure what a Hinky Po is but whatever it is I'm sure you can find it in my office."
"Hinky Po's in your office?" The line of drool became thicker.
"Yes, Draco, now come on." Mcgonagall was dragging a very frightened looking Draco by the arm.
As he was pulled away he could hear Ginny talk to him. "We can talk later."
Ginny crossed her arms and looked in disgust at Mcgonagall and Draco. "Mcgonagall, you know in America it is against the law to have romantic relationships with your students-"
"Which is why I am proud to be living in Britain. And anyway, what do muggles have to do with us?" Mcgonagall kept on walking. "Oh, and Ginny, if you don't move along I might just be in the right state of mind to take away fifty more points away from Gryffindor."
That was all Ginny needed to scamper out of there before everyone in the Gryffindor tower began yelling at her for losing over a hundred points in one day.
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Ginny turned the corner and immediately ran into a flustered Ron. She burst out laughing at the first sight of him. His red hair looked as if it had taken style advice from alfalfa, it was sticking out all over the place. Unfortunately for him he also had another feature that was accentuated by the red hair. It was the tip of his long Weasleyish nose that had turned cherry red and was quite literally glowing.
Ron looked even angrier at this spurt of laughter. "If you wanted to shag someone that bad you could've asked Harry! He hasn't had a decent shag in a week."
"I was NOT shagging anyone, thank you very much, but how the hell would you know about that?" Ginny's own face grew pinched and red at the very suggestion of her shagging someone. It was, after all, a well-known fact that she was totally inexperienced in that area.
"It is my business when my sister gets shagged by Malfoy. So how'd it go?" Ron's whole face turned red when he realized what he was saying.
"It is NOT you're business, but why are you making conclusions about this?" Ginny turned back to normal color and she placed her hands on her hips.
There was no answer.
Ginny laughed again, except this time with realization. "I see, more 'voyer'ing? That is VERY naughty of you. I'm not sure mum would like to hear about this."
"You wouldn't-" Ron looked as if he was going to try and rip the stuffing out of her.
"And Faith, I'm sure, would be quite interested to know that my brother is watching her change." Ginny looked slightly smug, she had a small smile on her face.
"How- How-" For once in his life Ron Weasley was at loss for words.
"I can just see it now. Dear Faith, Ron has an extraordinary interest in you. In fact, he especially enjoys the part where you change-" Ginny's smile grew bigger as she talked.
"You wouldn't-" For yet the second time in Ron's life he was at loss for words.
"It requires a lot of popcorn and a few friends. And what about mother-" Ginny counted off her fingers as she was recalling what they needed.
"I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SHAGGING MALFOY!" Finally Ron lost his temper and began yelling at her. At the same time his skin was turning a rather mottled color.
"I have not been shagging Malfoy, if I had I'm sure it would've included more then just shagging." Ginny stated like a fact and didn't even blush.
It was a different story for Ron though, who, by now, had turned several shades of red before finally just settling on white. He looked ghastly at Ginny's comment. "I'm writing to mum about this."
"You could but you wouldn't get anywhere, because, you see, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SHAGGED MALFOY!" Ginny screamed at Ron and clenched her fists at her sides. She was just getting it into her head that maybe Malfoy would make a better brother now then Ron was.
Bad thought. If he were your brother you wouldn't be able to shag him.
"Yes, but it would make a great excuse to have you moved away from me." Ron looked pleased at the discovery he just made.
"Well, I'm quite happy where I am, thank you very much, and if you dare try to move me I am going to tell every one you and Pansy have been shagging in the library for the last week." Ginny folded her arms over her chest and pursed her lips in angry amusement. It was not a good thing to see Ginny in this state, she could get....ideas....in her head.
"I have not shagged Pansy-" Ron sputtered.
"I have PICTURES." Ginny brought up her ever-ready Kadok and tapped it lightly with her pointer finger.
"You little-" Ron made the start of an attempt to launch himself at her put she stopped him.
"So I suggest you keep this piece of imagination locked up in that thimble of yours and I'll keep it hushed about you and Pansy. Because I'm quite sure Hermione would be heart broken to hear her dream man has been shagging another."
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A/N I haven't written a new chapter in a very long time but that doesn't mean you should forget about me. *sniff* *sniff* Anyway, REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!
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The chase was on, and Ginny was in no means pleased by the way things were turning out. She had never realized that Harry was so focused on himself and on no one else. Stupid bloody bugger had locked her out of the Boys dorm so she could hide. You would think that Harry would at least be nice enough to let her in, but nooo she had to run around trying to get away from a very hyperactive Draco who seemed liked he had a cross between being sugar-high and being stoned. It was very hard to tell which was which.
"I SMELL YOU!" Draco shrieked through his teeth with his gleeful grin fixed blissfully on his face. He was creeping around the girls dorm trying to find Ginny, his new focus of project 'hinky-po', he was quite unaware of the fact that Ginny was hiding out under one of the beds.
Ginny nearly jumped out of her skin when he yelled. She hadn't realized he was so close. The wood thumped loudly against her hard skull when she jerked. "Gees, I never thought I be so happy to have a thick head." She muttered to herself.
Draco halted abruptly at the loud thump she had made and turned to face the bed she was under. There were a few toes sticking out from underneath. Ginny had no idea though.
"Yummmm.. Tasty toes.." Draco rubbed his hands together in anticipation. He advanced slowly and knelt down slowly until he was at level with her toes. Ginny could not see this advance since her body was blocking any view she had of him. "MMMM.." Slowly he started chewing on them.
"BLOODY HELL!" Ginny whacked herself on the top of the bed again and kicked Draco directly in the face. He stopped chewing but his teeth were still clamped over her toes.
Ginny ripped them out of his mouth with disgusted fright. It was now seemingly very often that one get to see Draco with drool hanging out of his mouth. She remembered what happened what happened last time Draco was stunned so she streaked out from under the bed and began looking madly for her wand.
"Mcgonagall can not care that I am using magic against a student especially a." Ginny turned and looked at the still stunned Draco."....Malfoy." It wasn't much of a comment but she felt all the better about using magic.
"Mummy the flower pot men are still here..." Draco sat up with a long line of drool still hanging out of his mouth. This time, though, he had a lampshade covering his head.
Ginny stared at him for a moment thinking wither or not she should make a run for it. Not that it would help her much to run now. She still hadn't found her wand. With a slight hesitation she turned back around and looked through her chest again.
"HINKY PO!" Draco screamed at her back. Again, he made a run for her.
"Oh, hell." She looked at the chest again with a quick glance and spotted her wand. Not that she had to use it because the lampshade prevented Draco from seeing anything so he ran right into one of the pillars. And fell over. And started talking about the flower pot men again.
Ginny rolled her eyes a little and decided it was okay to just drag Draco out of the Tower and just dump him there. Maybe she would fix him....or maybe she wouldn't. After all, Harry was being a total bastard, it was the perfect curse to follow him around.
'But not Draco, he's too adorable' Ginny cocked her head to the side and shot a glance at Draco. There was a line or drool hanging out of his mouth.
'But only adorable, when he's not drooling' Ginny wrinkled her nose in disgust. 'And he's a cold hearted Carbonn most of the time anyway'
She grabbed the lapel of his cloak (since there was very little else she could use to drag him by) and dragged him mercilessly out of the Gryffindor Tower, the occasional gurgle could be heard coming from Draco's throat. After all, Ginny was practically choking him. Then she dumped him outside of the portal and pulled out her wand to see what she could do to the curse.
This was unfortunately the time that Draco chose to come back at full throttle.
"RAAAAAAAAAR!" He jumped at Ginny and landed right on top of her. Ginny winced slightly when she felt the stone ram right into her shoulder blades. It didn't help much either that he knocked the wind right out of her.
"Blimey, what the hell was that all about?" Ginny grunted and rolled over so she was sitting on Draco instead. He looked rather happy about the whole thing, and it was pissing Ginny off in a way it shouldn't have pissed her off. She pointed her wand at his neck. "Reversio."
There was a flash, it blinded both Ginny and Draco for a few seconds. The air retained its unnaturally bright gleam and then faded gradually back to the normal color. Ginny blinked. Draco blinked. They both looked at each other for a moment still comprehending what had happened. Ginny blinked again. Draco blinked again. Both of them were still staring at each other, until Ginny looked away in embarrassment. But neither said a thing the whole time.
"Ginny!" There was a loud gasp coming from behind them. Both of them turned their heads sharply to look at the intruder. It was...Mcgonagall? Ginny stared at Mcgonagall for an extremely long time trying to figure out what was different about her, or if it really could be Mcgonagall at all. She had the same glasses, the same nose, the same clothes, the same expression, the same...
Ginny looked pleased with herself for a moment when she finally got what had changed. Her hair had become her original color of dark brown, her wrinkles were no more, her voice wasn't so gravelly, and her hands were no longer so veined. She had taken a youth potion. While Ginny had only taken a few moments Draco was still recovering from his anti-Hinky-Po spell and was still wondering why Mcgonagall seemed so different.
"Ginny, rolling around on other students is not part of the assigned curriculum at this school, and I very much doubt it will improve your academic status is APPROVED ways. Fifty points from Gryffindor. Not to mention you're late for Defense Against the Dark Arts for the second time this semester. Really Ginny, I don't know what I'm going to do with you." Mcgonagall had on a face of hardness. It was exactly the same expression as it had been before the youth potion.
Ginny dropped her jaw at Mcgonagall. She couldn't be serious......she just couldn't be. "But Mcgonagall! He's stark raving naked!"
"No he isn't." A devilish grin crossed the younger Mcgonagall's features, and although it was quite scary to think about Mcgonagall having that kind of expression at least it looked relatively good. "Not yet any way."
Ginny gaped at Mcgonagall, then at Draco, who looking rather calm.
Mcgonagall's attentions immediately shifted from Ginny onto Draco, another devilish grin crossed her face. "Draco, would you like a spot of tea in the professor's lounge? More specifically in my office....on the desk, how does that sound?"
Draco hesitated a moment while he looked at Ginny's expression back to Mcgonagall and then back to Ginny. Ginny was making crazy faces and making drool come out of her mouth in exaggeration.
"Wha-" Draco started saying to Ginny but she elbowed him hard and made more stupid faces.
Something in his brain clicked finally and he grabbed Ginny and hugged her tight. She made loud hurling noises under her breath.
"Idiot! Mcgonagall's hitting on you. Just act like an idiot and play along okay? You can get out of this soon enough." Ginny hissed in his ear then started to pretend to cough.
Draco slipped back into his Tinky-Winky mode and let go of Ginny as he began to drool. "Is Hinky Po in your office?"
"I'm not sure what a Hinky Po is but whatever it is I'm sure you can find it in my office."
"Hinky Po's in your office?" The line of drool became thicker.
"Yes, Draco, now come on." Mcgonagall was dragging a very frightened looking Draco by the arm.
As he was pulled away he could hear Ginny talk to him. "We can talk later."
Ginny crossed her arms and looked in disgust at Mcgonagall and Draco. "Mcgonagall, you know in America it is against the law to have romantic relationships with your students-"
"Which is why I am proud to be living in Britain. And anyway, what do muggles have to do with us?" Mcgonagall kept on walking. "Oh, and Ginny, if you don't move along I might just be in the right state of mind to take away fifty more points away from Gryffindor."
That was all Ginny needed to scamper out of there before everyone in the Gryffindor tower began yelling at her for losing over a hundred points in one day.
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Ginny turned the corner and immediately ran into a flustered Ron. She burst out laughing at the first sight of him. His red hair looked as if it had taken style advice from alfalfa, it was sticking out all over the place. Unfortunately for him he also had another feature that was accentuated by the red hair. It was the tip of his long Weasleyish nose that had turned cherry red and was quite literally glowing.
Ron looked even angrier at this spurt of laughter. "If you wanted to shag someone that bad you could've asked Harry! He hasn't had a decent shag in a week."
"I was NOT shagging anyone, thank you very much, but how the hell would you know about that?" Ginny's own face grew pinched and red at the very suggestion of her shagging someone. It was, after all, a well-known fact that she was totally inexperienced in that area.
"It is my business when my sister gets shagged by Malfoy. So how'd it go?" Ron's whole face turned red when he realized what he was saying.
"It is NOT you're business, but why are you making conclusions about this?" Ginny turned back to normal color and she placed her hands on her hips.
There was no answer.
Ginny laughed again, except this time with realization. "I see, more 'voyer'ing? That is VERY naughty of you. I'm not sure mum would like to hear about this."
"You wouldn't-" Ron looked as if he was going to try and rip the stuffing out of her.
"And Faith, I'm sure, would be quite interested to know that my brother is watching her change." Ginny looked slightly smug, she had a small smile on her face.
"How- How-" For once in his life Ron Weasley was at loss for words.
"I can just see it now. Dear Faith, Ron has an extraordinary interest in you. In fact, he especially enjoys the part where you change-" Ginny's smile grew bigger as she talked.
"You wouldn't-" For yet the second time in Ron's life he was at loss for words.
"It requires a lot of popcorn and a few friends. And what about mother-" Ginny counted off her fingers as she was recalling what they needed.
"I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SHAGGING MALFOY!" Finally Ron lost his temper and began yelling at her. At the same time his skin was turning a rather mottled color.
"I have not been shagging Malfoy, if I had I'm sure it would've included more then just shagging." Ginny stated like a fact and didn't even blush.
It was a different story for Ron though, who, by now, had turned several shades of red before finally just settling on white. He looked ghastly at Ginny's comment. "I'm writing to mum about this."
"You could but you wouldn't get anywhere, because, you see, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SHAGGED MALFOY!" Ginny screamed at Ron and clenched her fists at her sides. She was just getting it into her head that maybe Malfoy would make a better brother now then Ron was.
Bad thought. If he were your brother you wouldn't be able to shag him.
"Yes, but it would make a great excuse to have you moved away from me." Ron looked pleased at the discovery he just made.
"Well, I'm quite happy where I am, thank you very much, and if you dare try to move me I am going to tell every one you and Pansy have been shagging in the library for the last week." Ginny folded her arms over her chest and pursed her lips in angry amusement. It was not a good thing to see Ginny in this state, she could get....ideas....in her head.
"I have not shagged Pansy-" Ron sputtered.
"I have PICTURES." Ginny brought up her ever-ready Kadok and tapped it lightly with her pointer finger.
"You little-" Ron made the start of an attempt to launch himself at her put she stopped him.
"So I suggest you keep this piece of imagination locked up in that thimble of yours and I'll keep it hushed about you and Pansy. Because I'm quite sure Hermione would be heart broken to hear her dream man has been shagging another."
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A/N I haven't written a new chapter in a very long time but that doesn't mean you should forget about me. *sniff* *sniff* Anyway, REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!