Thank you to Anime-Alee for your character and question idea.
Dear SiriousB1,
I am afraid that I must present to you a most serious problem. I feel bad in doing so as I know that you receive quite a lot of these advice questions as a columnist, but I still hope that you find it in your will (and time) to answer mine. You see there is this boy. Let's call him Shady. Shady has been following me for what seems to have been for some time. First of all, he helped to save my life from these evil crooks before I even knew who he was! Ever since, he has been avoiding me in person, yet I see him following me wherever I go. I don't think he knows that I know yet, but I'm sure that it is only a matter of time. He hardly ever talks, most of the time relying on the word "Hn" to answer any question. (I don't even believe that that is a word...do you know?) The problem is that, despite me hardly even knowing him, I find him incredibly attractive. Sure, he's a little short, but what does height have to do with anything? Whenever I see him he is sweet and caring. Well, except to this one guy... But, the important thing is that I think I love him! I don't know if Shady feels the same way, but I most certainly can't stop thinking about him! Another addition to this problem is that the one guy that he isn't always very nice to is constantly hitting on me! He keeps calling me his "love" and kisses my hand from time to time. He is quite reckless about it. I don't want to hurt his feelings, but what can I do if I love another? Please help!
Yours Truly,
Confused Ice Beauty
Dear Confuzzled Ice Beauty,
Shady? Like, the Real Slim Shady? Starts to randomly rap the words that she knows to The Real Slim Shady, absolutely messing up the song even more than it already was Um...right...so...this guy. He's a midget and says "Hn" a lot, right? I think I know to whom you are referring. Don't you know who he is? I thought he might have told you by now! He's your...freezes as the blade of a VERY sharp katana rests on the back of her neck Um...he's your soul mate! I mean, really! You're meant for each other! Tell the other guy to, um...fuck off or something! You and "Shady" belong together! I suggest telling him as soon as you see him next. Without each other you're nothing! Feels the cold steel retreat from the back of her neck You should just tell her that you're her...starts running away from a thoroughly pissed fire demon AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
Hello. This is SiriousB1's alter personality speaking. For those of you who don't know me, I only come around when I am really needed. And, well...looks at her original personality screaming and running at Mach 5 away from a black shadow with a glistening katana I think that I am most definitely needed now. Please do not worry about bothering us with your questions. As a matter of fact, we have only received two or three in the past week. All in different areas, of course. Like I said, please do not mind writing. We always enjoy answering your questions. Now...if you would excuse me...::follows screams of terror as to find her original personality::
Thank you to Cheyo-Vera for your question. Oh yeah, and if anyone out there doesn't get who KuraYami is or the joke about Kurama and Hiei discoing, then read some of Cheyo-Vera's stories! (I'm telling you they're good!)
Dear SiriousB1,
Every time I listen to music, I come up with some scene for a fan fic.
Whether it's KuraYami making out with Kurama or Hiei discoing, something always pop's into my head! Trouble is... I never have time to type this stuff! And all the "scenes" are like way in the future of the fic. (When Kitsune comes in, but you don't know that!) Same goes when I go to bed. To make myself sleepy, I try to come up with something story-like. My fanfics are the only thing that comes into my head! ARG!
Sincerely,
A Fanfic Obsessed Girl
PS- sorry if this is a totally bad question... cause it is!
Dear Fanfic Obsessed Girl,
Dude, I totally get what you're saying! Even if you do get a chance to write those scenes down, half of the time they aren't as good as you envisioned them to be. (Trust me, I know!) My suggestion is that you keep a pen and a small notepad/pack of Post-It's near you at all times. Carry them in your pocket when you're walking around and keep some on your bedside table. That way, you'll always be able to jot down your ideas before you forget them. I also understand what you mean by all of the things that you want to write being way in the future of the story. That's because you want to get the story done and over with! Also, it's because there is this man living in everyone's brains named Block. He is more commonly known as Writer's Block. He tries to take over and make you think of nothing to write about. The beginning of his terror starts when you don't get ideas for what you are currently writing. It just takes time to overthrow him. Normally the "Army of Midget Ideas" come and kick him out of the thrown. When they do, one of them becomes chosen. (Normally it is the hero of the fight.) This Midget Idea becomes the new king of your brain and eventually grows into the Big One. The Big One gives you all your inspiration and ideas to write. Some people also have muses in case their "Big One" goes on vacation. And so that is the story of how writer's block comes and goes. Well, that's my perspective anyway. Anyway, your "Big One" works with the Ruler of the Computer (the ruler varies depending on what kind of computer you have...I have a Dell, so mine is Emperor Dude) to get your story typed and uploaded onto or whatever other archive you post it on. (If it's a school project, there are many ambassadors from The Land of the Textbooks so it takes much longer.) Anyway, you just have to force your "Big One" and the Ruler of Your Computer to work together. To do that, you just inhale chocolate like it is your last day on Earth (or whatever planet you come from).
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S. And it's not a bad question. Trust me, it gave me an excuse to explain my Writer's Block story!