Thank you to Mina for this idea.
Dear SiriousB1,
I'm really worried about my boyfriend. Whenever I see him, he is always with this bubbly, blue-headed girl. He is always missing from school and from home for long periods of time, and I'm concerned that he might be cheating on me. Whenever I confront him about it, he always says, "We're just friends." It's a stupid cliché and I don't believe a word of it. How can I tell this girl to back off without getting my boyfriend mad at me?
Your Friend,
Suspicious School Girl
Dear School Girl,
You sound like a nice enough girl; your boyfriend must be a sleaze-ball to be cheating on you. Instead of telling this mysterious, blue-headed girl to stay away, I'd say you should sit both your boyfriend, this girl and yourself down and make them tell you what's going on. If they don't answer willingly or say, "We're just friends", kick the bloody piss out of both of them until you get what you're looking for.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Kenshin for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
Um…everyone says I'm odd because the person I love, I also want to kill…do you think I'm odd? I just need some reassurance, I mean, he'd look so good dead…please help!
From,
Goth Kitsune Lover
Dear Goth,
Yes, I do think you are odd. If you do end up killing him, please do not have sex with his corpse. There have been killers known to do that, as it is absolutely repulsive.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
I'm really worried about my boyfriend. Whenever I see him, he is always with this bubbly, blue-headed girl. He is always missing from school and from home for long periods of time, and I'm concerned that he might be cheating on me. Whenever I confront him about it, he always says, "We're just friends." It's a stupid cliché and I don't believe a word of it. How can I tell this girl to back off without getting my boyfriend mad at me?
Your Friend,
Suspicious School Girl
Dear School Girl,
You sound like a nice enough girl; your boyfriend must be a sleaze-ball to be cheating on you. Instead of telling this mysterious, blue-headed girl to stay away, I'd say you should sit both your boyfriend, this girl and yourself down and make them tell you what's going on. If they don't answer willingly or say, "We're just friends", kick the bloody piss out of both of them until you get what you're looking for.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Kenshin for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
Um…everyone says I'm odd because the person I love, I also want to kill…do you think I'm odd? I just need some reassurance, I mean, he'd look so good dead…please help!
From,
Goth Kitsune Lover
Dear Goth,
Yes, I do think you are odd. If you do end up killing him, please do not have sex with his corpse. There have been killers known to do that, as it is absolutely repulsive.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1