Thank you to Dil for the next two characters and questions.
Honorable Sirious,
I would appreciate your advice on a very personal matter. People continually mistake me for a woman, or, after I have convinced them I am not, consider me gay and assume I'm dating my best friend. The truth of the matter is, I'm undecided and would appreciate people not trying to choose for me. On top of all this, I am being stalked by a man who's obsessed with me! I'd appreciate your advice on this, as previous advisors have been unhelpful, suggesting, "Cut my hair and quit acting like a girly-man" or "Stop using roses as a weapon" or "Quit asking stupid questions and get over here, baka." Thank you for considering my question.
Humbly Yours,
Kitsune (at) Makai.rose
Dear Kitsune,
My advice to you is very simple: don't change. Stay who you are and be who you wish to be. What other people think is their own problem; let them sit at home at night and play with themselves while you go out and do what you want. If you have a man stalking you, confront him and tell him that you are undecided about your sex life. He is just one in a crowd of millions of girls and guys who love you. If you are deeply concerned with what others think, take into account that they probably have never been laid and need to take their anger someone else. That someone else just happens to be you. Don't worry. I…uh, we all love you.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Sirious,
My "friend" keeps asking me dumb questions about how to appear more masculine. I already gave him what advice I could, how do I get him to leave me alone? Well, not alone-alone, but stop asking questions. You know what I mean. Baka kitsune.
Signed,
Black Shadow
Dear Black Shadow,
Have you tried asking him to stop POLITELY?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Honorable Sirious,
I would appreciate your advice on a very personal matter. People continually mistake me for a woman, or, after I have convinced them I am not, consider me gay and assume I'm dating my best friend. The truth of the matter is, I'm undecided and would appreciate people not trying to choose for me. On top of all this, I am being stalked by a man who's obsessed with me! I'd appreciate your advice on this, as previous advisors have been unhelpful, suggesting, "Cut my hair and quit acting like a girly-man" or "Stop using roses as a weapon" or "Quit asking stupid questions and get over here, baka." Thank you for considering my question.
Humbly Yours,
Kitsune (at) Makai.rose
Dear Kitsune,
My advice to you is very simple: don't change. Stay who you are and be who you wish to be. What other people think is their own problem; let them sit at home at night and play with themselves while you go out and do what you want. If you have a man stalking you, confront him and tell him that you are undecided about your sex life. He is just one in a crowd of millions of girls and guys who love you. If you are deeply concerned with what others think, take into account that they probably have never been laid and need to take their anger someone else. That someone else just happens to be you. Don't worry. I…uh, we all love you.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Sirious,
My "friend" keeps asking me dumb questions about how to appear more masculine. I already gave him what advice I could, how do I get him to leave me alone? Well, not alone-alone, but stop asking questions. You know what I mean. Baka kitsune.
Signed,
Black Shadow
Dear Black Shadow,
Have you tried asking him to stop POLITELY?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1