Disclaimer: I don't own Ron and Harry…..wish I did…..sigh
A/N: Just random silliness.
In a certain dorm room in Gryffindor Tower….
"Ron, keep still!"
"How can I keep still when you are trying to poke that thing into me?"
"You wanted it! You saw Professor Dumbledore do it to Snape and they look like they were enjoying it!"
"Yeah, but how did I know it's going to be so hard?"
"Stop being a sissy and just let me get it in already!"
"Waiiiiiiiit…..ahhhhhhhh……that feels good….."
"Really? You've got to do me later."
"Harrrrrrrrrry……move it around pleasssssssse."
"Like this?"
"Oooooooooooooooooh, yessssssss."
"I'm pulling it out now……..Yuck! Gross! Do you know of any cleaning spell?"
"Nope. Maybe we should ask Hermonie. Think she'll enjoy this too?"
"Probably. Hey! It's my turn!"
Dean and Seamus, who have been eavesdropping outside the room, decided they had enough. "Hey what are you guys doing?"
"What? I was just cleaning Ron's ears with this muggle contraption."
A/N: Any of you had your ears dug before? I don't know what that thing is called, but it's metal, it's HARD and can really makes you feel good if you know how to maneuver it properly. Heh heh heh