Hey ppl! OK in case you don't understand this chapter, the 'Mysterious RPG-shooting objects would take the place of the creepy Nazgul. I hope ya like this chapter, and as always, review! If I have any mistakes, dont hesitate to tell me, and I'll see if i can change it. Soon i'm gonna start working on a normal LOTR story(w/ the original characters... yay!) and i might try an HP!

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Chapter 2: The Invitation

Spellman(Frodo) ran into the headquarters as fast as he could. Several mysterious objects had been shooting RPG's at him, and he just wanted to get away from them as fast as he could! As he ran into the common room, gasping, Pan saw him and rushed to his side.

"Oh, Spell, what happened? Are you ok? Oh, I'll kill myself if you're hurt!" Spell smiled and hugged Pan. She might not be Gollum... but he loved her. And right now, she was the only comfort he had. "Don't worry dear Pan, I am perfectly fine... just a little bit scared. We found... the medallion of- of- you know who!"

Pan screamed. "Oh Spell! This is terrible!" She looked up at Spellman, tears filling her big Hobbit eyes. Spell tried as hard as he could to comfort her, but he was trembling fiercely, and no words would come out of his mouth.

As he held Pan closer, Agent Read joined the crowd surrounding him. "Hey, what did you mean 'we'? Was someone with you, or do you just have an imaginary friend?"

Agent Tano gasped. "Cel..." he muttered. "Spellman, where is Cel? Without her, we soo aren't going to be able to defeat this moo-monster! Oh dammit, what the hell happened to her?!" Spellman slowly backed away from the angry Agent Tano. "Well umm... you see, she wanted to walk, cuz she didn't really like flying, so she gave me her bow and told me to go quickly and only shoot at what I can hit- wait a minute, you cussed! Oh my God, Tano cussed! I can't believe it!"

Tano glared at Spellman. "You left her alone in the FOREST!!! You idiot! No one gets left behind, you know that!"(heh... BHD quote again...) Agent Read grabbed Tano's wrist. "Drop it, Tano. Cel knows how to take care of herself. She wouldn't want you or anyone else risking their lives to save her. She will be back, ok. Right now, Spell is the only source of info that we have about this medallion thing. It's not going to help us if we disown him."

Tano nodded. "Go sit down, Spell. We need as much info on this medallion thing as we can get. Where you found it, exactly what you saw when you found it, everything." Pan pulled Spell toward the couch, but before they could sit, they heard a scream coming from the forest.

Spell screamed. "Oh, what the hell have I done!" he whispered and ran to the exit. Tano broke into Lee and Lang's room and grabbed a music stand. As he ran out of the headquarters he activated the alarm and yelled "All Agents to the forest!"

When Spell and Tano stepped out of the headquarters and into the grounds, they saw nothing but darkness. Lee and Lang followed them, and Pan and Read brought up the rear. "I told FluteBoy to stay inside. I honestly don't think he will be able to do anything except get in the way. Right now is NOT the time to bring junior members."

Tano nodded. "Good thinking, Agent Read. It is always better to have someone guarding the common room anyways." Read blushed. /Tano thought I had a good idea! Oh my god, did he just smile at me! Oh, if only we were a couple-/ She was jerked out of her thoughts when Lee handed her a pencil. "I know it isn't much, but if something attacks you, jab this in it's eye and run away as quicky as you can!"

The agents stood in the middle of the grounds, shaking. They were surrounded by an eerie silence, and all they could hear was the gasping breath of Lang as he reached for his inhaler.

Pan groaned and grabbed Spell's arm. "I don't think it's safe out here! Cel is the only one who knows about all the weapons,(A/N: see, like Aragorn. Yes! It's all making sense now!) and she's the one in trouble! What are we gonna do?!" Spell held her closer and ran his fingers through her curly hair, thinking. /What would Cel do in this situation? Damn, I should have actually listened to those lectures that she and Tano gave instead of doodling pictures of me and Gollum frolicking though the forest!/

Suddenly they heard a gunshot coming from the forest. "Get away from me, you bloody creatures!"

Lee and Lang ran towards the forest. "It's Cel!" murmured Tano. "She's alive!" Tano turned to face Spell. "Av, do you still have the bow?" Spell nodded. "I need you to keep it ready, and if anything comes out of that forest, I want you to give it two in the chest and one in the head.(A/N: Captain Steele says that. aka Lucius Malfoy, who I personally think would have made the BEST Grima Wormtongue! Or possibly Saurman...) You got that?" Spell reached for the bow. "Ok, Tano."

As Tano walked away, a dark figure slowly came out of the forest. Spellman raised the bow and shot an arrow, aiming straight for it's heart. The figure saw the arrow and ducked, but too late. The arrow hit it right on target, and it raised it's head in surprise. It was Cel. (A/N: ok this is gonna turn into a Frodo moment, but I DONT CARE!)

Spellman gasped and dropped the bow. He ran towards Cel, but an RPG came flying out of nowhere. It hit the tree behind him, and the last thing he saw was Pan running madly toward him, but before he could call out to her, his world went black.

"SPELL!!!" screamed Pan as she ran towards the burning tree. She looked desperately at Tano, who had frozen, his eyes wide with horror. He turned to Lee and Lang, who had stopped shooting their band-powered lightning bolts into the forest to see what was going on with all the screaming. Tears filled his eyes as he walked over to them. "Man down."

Lee and Lang gasped. They ran blindly towards the tree, filled with rage at whatever had hurt, or killed, Spellman. They honestly did not want to know his fate, but they had to try to save him. As they passed a small opening in the forest, they heard a shriek, and some more gunshots. They ran to the opening, but froze in their tracks. Something did not feel right...

Lee grabbed Lang's hand and stared into his eyes. "I'm so scared right now!" she gasped. Lang rubbed her arm. "It's ok, love." he said, but he pulled away as he heard the sound of someone running toward them. "RPG!!!!"

They ducked, just in time. The grenade whizzed over their heads and zoomed off over the Headquarters. Slowly, they raised their eyes to see who had saved their lives. Cel wearily walked out of the forest. "They just want the medallion. Get back into the headquarters, now."

Lee trembled and backed away, grasping Lang's hand. "Go! They don't want ya'll, but they will still kill you if you get in their way! Get the others and run!"

"Pan, Tano, Read, come on! We have to get back into the headquarters now!!!" screamed Lee as she and Lang sprinted to the entrance. Pan and Tano were directly behind them, and Read followed, still holding the pencil that Lee had given her, which was now broken. Tano pulled Read into his arms, and as another RPG flew by, the Agents entered the headquarters.

Cel cautiously moved closer to the burning tree. She frantically searched for Spell's body and screamed when she saw it. He looked dead. "Oh Av, please be alive!" she whispered. She knelt down and felt for his pulse, but she couldn't feel anything. "Av, Av! You cant be dead!" (A/N: Compare Spells lil accident w/ Frodo's. He got hurt by those creepy things that are supposed to remind you of Nazgul, Fro-fro got hurt by the real Nazgul. Who's a genius? I AM!!! well, not technically...)

Spellman just lay there, motionless, his eyes staring blankly up at the sky. Cel reached for his hand and held it. It felt cold and lifeless. Tears fell silently down her cheeks as she put her hand on Spell's chest and felt his heart. Nothing. "Av, please wake up! Do it for Pan, you guys have such a bright future! Dammit Av, do it for Gollum if you have to! Just bloody wake up!"

Bullets hissed past them, and as one narrowly missed Spell, Cel completely gave up hope. She carefully pulled Av into her arms and began to lift him up, but just then a bullet hit her arm. Startled, she dropped Spellman. Pain spread through her arm, and she tried to lift Spellman, but he was too much to handle.

"Somebody, please help me!" she screamed. Cel gently lifted Av with her good arm, and then pulled out her M-16.(A/N: hyper...) She stood up, and ran as fast as she could to the headquarters, trying to be as careful as she could with Spell. As yet another RPG zoomed in front of them, she glared up into the sky. "Curse you bloody things!" she yelled at the 9 mysterious creatures flying above the forest. (A/N: see? 9 just like in LOTR!)

Cel fired her M-16, and one of the creepy flying things fell, but she had a feeling that it wasn't dead. As she finally reached the entrance of the headquarters, she fired another round, and dragged Spell inside, just before the room started to spin. "Please help..." she gasped, and collapsed.

Later in the Common Room...

Spellman opened his eyes and squinted as the room came in to focus. Cel smiled at him and handed him a glass of some orange liquid. "Drink this, it'll make you feel a lot better." Spellman took the glass and guzzled it as fast as he could, and the liquid dripped down his chin.

Cel handed him a washcloth. "Well Av, you sure scared us all to death! Pansy has been hovering over you, so I'll let you two have some privacy. Just don't do anything too crazy, you still need to gets lots of rest!"

Spellman gaped at Cel. "I thought- I mean- I thought you were dead! The arrow... how did you survive that?!" Cel smirked. "Well, lets just say that I have my tricky little ways of surviving totally deadly situations! Now you didn't get so lucky, so you're gonna have to take it easy until tomorrow. But I'll go get Pan, and you can talk to her. She has been soo freakin worried about you."

Cel walked out of Spellmans room and Pansy entered. She ran over to Spell's bed and jumped on top of him, hugging and kissing him all over. (A/N: See, it's kinda like w/ Frodo and Sam! Sam is clearly in love w/ Frodo, but Frodo doesn't seem to know if he wants Sam or Gollum. Same situation here! Damn, that Gollum really gets around...) "Oh Spell! I thought you were gonna die! I mean, Tano assured me that you were fine, but you weren't breathing, and Cel was unconscious for a while so we didn't know what to do! Cuz she's the one who knows all those elvish potions and I was just so scared!"

Spellman laughed and passionately kissed Pan. He felt her hands sliding up his shirt, and imagined that they were at a romantic hotel, but was brought back to reality when he felt a sharp jolt of pain. "Ow! Pan, I think we better go to the common room."

As Pan led Spell into the common room, they were greeted by a whole lot of noise. Lee and Lang were practicing there duet for Band Queers Incorporated, FluteBoy and Read were practicing high notes on their flutes- badly, Tano was making explosions with his chemistry set, and Cel was at her laptop. Cel was clearly the only one who knew how to be quiet.

As Agent Read hit a very horrendous high note, Tano jumped up and grabbed the flute.

"SHUT THAT THING UP!" he yelled. Cel calmly stood up and walked up to Tano. "Tano, please do us all a favor and go pop a Midol!"(hehe!) Tano froze, and Agent Read took the opportunity to slip out of the room.

"I'm sorry! It's just that... Spellman came into the room, and he's hurt and all, so I thought it would be good for him to have some peace and quiet!" Cel rolled her eyes. "Tano, you didn't even notice him come in. You were too busy making explosions with your bloody chemistry set."

Tano began to say something, and it is good that he didn't because it probably would have been very stupid and pathetic, but he was interrupted when Agent Read re-entered the Common Room.

"Cel! We got an invitation to Elrond's royal ball! (YAY! FUN TO WRITE ABOUT!)We're all invited! It's tomorrow night, so we're soo gonna have to go SHOPPING!" Read jumped up and down, giggling. "We're going to a ball, we're going to a ball, Elrond's royal ball, the royal ball, cuz we're going to a ball, we're going to a ball, we're going to a ball, a royal ball, Elrond's royal ball, we're going to a ball, going to a ball, shopping for the ball, the very royal ball, cuz we're going to the ball- hey Cel, where are you going?"

Cel was dreamily walking away, and then she grabbed a vase of flowers and twirled around. "We're going to Rivendell!" she declared. "Rivendell!" She sighed and leaned against the wall, her eyes closed. Pan nodded knowingly.

"Elrohir." she announced to the group. As Cel heard Elrohir's name mentioned, she swayed and dropped the vase. "Oops! Umm... I think I'm gonna go to bed... I'll see you guys tomorrow!" she murmured, and stumbled out the door.

Lee yawned. "You know, I think Cel had a good idea. We should all go to bed... we can't be tired for the ball tomorrow!" Everyone nodded and lazily left for their bedrooms, with Read still singing "Going to the ball..."

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