Never Cross Computers With The Inuyasha Cast
Chapter 2 - What do we do with the computers?
Xueyan: In her studio where the show is hosted Hi! Xueyan here, and I am gonna drag all the Inuyasha characters here to my studio where they will learn how to use the computers! I will be having a little help, since my leg is sore from kicking Miroku! Maybe just one person then! Here's the list!
Who Will Be Getting Who
Caiyoko - Inuyasha
Jaime - Sesshomaru
Duong - Kagome
Maheshwar - Miroku
Alvin - Naraku
Alonso - Shippo
Helen - Sango
Stephanie (Hino9000) - Kouga
Xueyan - Kikyo
Xueyan: People you see here are my friends, from GunBound (some untra cool online game) and real life. From Gunbound, there's Jaime, Alonso, Stephanie (better known as Hino or Hino9000), and Helen. From real life is Caiyoko, (or Cammy, Caiyoko is just her pen name) Alvin, Duong, Maheswar, and me! Let's bring out everyone!
Cai, Jaime, Duong, Mahes, Alvin, Alonso, and Helen walk out.
Xueyan: Hugs everyone except Duong, Alvin, and Mahes, cuz they too unmature Hey everyone! Take a look at this list guys! You all are were carefully randomly selected to find these people and teach them how to use a computer! Anything else you want to say before you guys are off, any protection like guns or something?
Caiyoko raises hand
Xueyan: Yea Cai?
Caiyoko: I think I might need a arrow and quiver just in case Inuyasha acts up.
Jaime: Hey can I get a machine gun?
Xueyan: Sesshomaru isn't that bad... but okay... NO SHOOTING RANDOM DEMONS OK?
Jaime: Mischeivious grin Yup... heheheheh...
Xueyan: Anybody else need protection?
Everyone raises hand
Xueyan: O.O;; Okaaaaaaaaay... when did the feudal era become so dangerous...
Gives everyone a gun and some bullets
Xueyan: Ok everyone get your asses outta here and lets go Inu-Cast Hunting Takes a silver dagger with me just in case .
Xueyan: Everyone will be going into the well except Duong. Kagome lives in the real world, so she's down the street from here.
Duong: Awwwww... now I don't get to use my gun...
Xueyan: Almost fogot about that! Takes gun Well you can't go around shooting innocent people now can you?
Everyone jumps into well
Xueyan: Everyone here right?
Everyone: Yup.
Xueyan: Okay after I break the seal between here everyone split off indiffeerent ways to find the Inu-Cast okiz?
Everyone gets out in the feudal era and splits up.
Xueyan: Phew... owie my leg... never shoulda kicked Miroku that long but noooooo I had to kick the crap outta him.
MEANWHILE...
Caiyoko: Where the heck is Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Dozing off
Caiyoko: Shakes Inuyasha gently Hey can you wake up please?
Inuyasha: SNORE
Caiyoko: Takes out megaphone from her pocket (Where she she get that?!) INUYASHA WAAAAKE UUUUUUP!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Is awake and crashes into tree OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! CAN'T I GET ANY PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE!? And who are you?
Caiyoko: I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
Inuyasha: Feh! the computer thingie is behind the tree.
At Sesshomaru's palace...
Jaime: Shoots down Sesshomaru's door HEY RICH BOY!! GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE OR GET A BROKEN DOOR!!
Sesshomaru: What in God's name are you doing here shooting down my door with your contraption?!
Jaime: I'm just here to teach you how to use a computer, thats all.
Sesshomaru: Suspicious Okay... fine... do as you must, but you shall not take that- that- THING- into my house. Servants grab the machine gun and lock it away somewhere
In the Real world...
Duong: Argh where is this Kagome?
Rings doorbell
Duong: Are you Kagome Higurashi?
Kagome: Yup. Whatcha want?
Duong: I'm gonna teach you how to use a computer... even thought I rather be shooting demons in the feudal era...
Kagome: I already know how to use a computer. Lets go to the fuedal era to go see Inuyasha!
Duong: Ok... has a feeling something bad will happen xD
In the village...
Miroku: Asking a girl Will you bear my children?
Girl: UGH! HENTAI! SMAAAAAACK
Miroku: It was well worth a try. :D
Maheswar: Arrives in village and Miroku accidently mistakes Maheswar as a girl
Miroku: Will you bear my child--Looks up AHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! X.x Out cold
Maheswar: Ugh... it's a gay bastard... better start computer lessons then scram...
Continued in next chapter!
A/N: I will be ading more characters in as well, hopefully some people! Just review and tell me if you want to be in it! If you want another name then you pen name, tell me that too, as if you wanted to use your real name. ToOtLz!