Title: Summer in Freaksville (Smallville)

Author: Aki

Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Drake/Blaise, Clark/Lana & Lex/Chloe. Slight Drake/Harry and Blaise/Draco at the beginning.

Disclaimer: Harry potter and all related characters of the Potter universe are properties of J.K. Rowling. It is distributed but not limited to: Scholastics, Warner Brothers and Bloomsbury. Superman/Smallville is created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster and is a property of WB. No money has been made and no plagiarism is intended.

Rating: PG-13

Category: Romance and Humor

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Summary:

The golden trio, with the children of the ex-death eaters, is being sent to America during summer for their safety. Dumbledore, being the all-powerful wizard that he is, made a renaissance-inspired castle specially for them in order to accommodate the extravagant nature of the pureblooded children. He even gave them some house elves, two of which are Dobby and Winky, much to Hermione's aggravation. Unfortunately, Dumbledore, being as what most would consider as off his rocker, seemed to place their safe house at one of the weirdest place in the muggle world.

The lives of the people on the neighborhood of freak town are just about to get weirder because young witches and wizards in training are about to spend their summer in Smallville.

Author's notes: To those who reviewed thank you so much! BTW...I did not make a mistake on the name "Akhilleus"...for I did not base it on the movie script of Troy. Instead, I took it from the real thing, which is "The Iliad" by Homer. That's all...Thanks again and sorry for not updating soon .

Previously:

They saw the others waving goodbye at the window of the shop so they nodded before the driver in front started the engine and drove them towards their new summer home.

They did not see however the flash of recognition on a certain journal's face nor the curious gleam on the billionaire's eyes upon hearing the names 'Malfoy' and 'Potter'.

Chapter Three: The Beginning of an unforgettable summer.

"Hmmm, we can rest at last..."

Harry Potter could not agree more to his best friend's comment as they trudge along leisurely the elegant marble flooring of their new summer home.

"I can't believe Dumbledore did all the trouble of setting such a huge place just for us to live at, for what? Two months? This place is unbelievable!"

"You're forgetting something luv...my cousin and his friends will be living here with us...as I'm most ashamed to admit, Malfoys are very vain...they want the very best in everything...including the best summer home in the world."

Rolling her eyes in disbelief, Hermione surveyed the surroundings and shook her head.

"Still Drake, with ten teenagers and some house elves...this is a pretty LARGE place...with large being the biggest understatement of the year."

Shrugging nonchalantly, Drake draped a casual arm around Harry and whispered teasingly on his ears so that Ron and Mione would not be able to hear.

"Wanna go to our room? You know...to check whether the bed is functional or not..."

"Get your mind of the gutter Draconian Frolic Dela Mour Malfoy...I need my sleep..."

"Yes, of course dear cousin. You wouldn't want our dear little princess missing his beauty sleep now do you?" A drawling voice from the far side of the room said and Harry just shook his head in exasperation.

Deciding on not making a fuss about Draco's comment, Harry continued looking around the house. Unfortunately, Ronald does not have the same patience as Harry so he immediately made a tacky remark.

"Ah! So you DO think Harry is pretty! Never thought you'd be interested in Harry that way. Oh well, too bad for you, Drake already have him. You just have to settle on drooling over the sidelines, dude!"

Smirking offhandedly, Draco just raised an aristocratic eyebrow and said something that baffled everybody including the smartest witch in the history of Hogwarts.

"We just have to wait and see, huh Weasley?"

At the Luthor Mansion

"Nice party Lex! So...I was wondering..."

The blonde bimbo did not have a chance to finish whatever imbecile thing she was about to say as Lex simply gave her a "Do-I-Know-You-Bec-Seriously- I-Don't-Remeber-Seeing-You-In-All-My-Life" look before walking away.

"I see you're having a blast dear brother! Who was that you were talking to?"

Sighing impatiently, Lex sent his grinning brother his most evil look before answering.

"First off...I wasn't talking to her...she was having a monologue. Secondly, what gives you the bizarre idea that I am enjoying myself?"

Laughing loudly with a mischievous gleam on his eyes, Lucas went near his brother in order to be heard above the noise.

"You're life is just about to be better bro. Dear old dad called, somebody told him about the new people in town and to say he is curios is a big big understatement."

Pausing for a dramatic effect, Lucas waited until he got his brother's full attention before going on.

"Lionel will be arriving here tom. And he said he expects you to invite your new neighbors for dinner!"

"Hn. And I wonder who the bird that chirped on his ears might be!"

"Don't look at me like that Lex. It wasn't me who told him! You do know that father and I don't really...go along...very fine."

"Whatever Luc! The problem now is how am I going to invite those kids for dinner when they barely know me."

"Aren't you worried of you not knowing them?"

"Lucas...I read papers...I know everything there is to know about business not only in America but also on other continents. It just so happens that a certain Malfoy just came out in the business society after his 17th birthday."

"Are you saying that the guy we saw earlier is a big player?"

"Not really...but if he is related to the Malfoy family in England...it's no wonder father is so interested in them."

"What about the others?"

"I'm not really sure about the others but if I remember correctly...when I was studying at Europe...the name Potter comes a little too often when it comes to business royalty."

"How are you planning on ensuring things before Lionel arrives next evening?"

"You're forgetting Lucas...Chloe Sullivan is just a phone call away. I'm sure she's pretty interested about the new kids as well."

"What makes you think she'll comply?"

"How about eating dinner here with the strangers tom evening? I don't think her reporter's instincts can say no to that. Besides, I'll probably ask Clark and Ms. Lang to come along as well!"

At The other mansion...er...castle.

"Ms. Hermione, somebody is here to see you my lady."

Lucas, Chloe, Clark, Lana and even Lex entered the rennaisance inspired castle in awe as the butler called into the intercom. Heads spinning around, they looked like children on a first time visit at the 1Candy Corner and there was a slight buzzing sound from the intercom.

The place looked like it just came out of the fairy tale books. If the citadel looked marvelous outside, it was simply magnificent and breath- taking inside.

The tall ceiling was made out of fiberglass of different colors mainly of crimson, gold, silver and emerald green. As they were ushered towards the main sitting room, they encountered a huge painting of a crest.

It was fairly large and on it's upper left there was a peculiar looking lion with wings and below the animal, the name Gryffindor was carved out. On the opposite side, a huge serpent slithered with the name Slytherin just above it's head. On the lower left below the lion, there was a badger called Hupplepuff and finally, opposite from it was a raven and beside its wings, the name Ravenclaw was written.

In the middle of the insignia, a huge curving H united the four animals and they formed a coat of armor.

The five were cut off their musings when an invisible voice spoke:

"Password?"

The butler who has escorted them cleared his throat before saying in a clear voice a Latin phrase that did not make much sense even to Lex who has studied a bit of Latin in his old school.

"Nunquem Titalandus Draco Dormiens"

Without warning, the huge painting split in half with the serpent and raven on one side and the lion and the badger on the other. Amazingly on the space pf the crack a small doorway appeared and the butler spoke in a timid voice.

"I'm sorry you had to enter by the portrait. The main entrance is blocked right now because masters Malfoy and Zabini are working on their training on fencing."

"Draconian plays fencing?" asked the impressed Chloe as they trudge along the long torch lit corridor.

"Oh yes! All of them play fencing except for Ms. Hermione, Mr. Harold and Mr. Ronald. Master Weasley and Master Potter prefer to train on real swords while Ms. Granger loves horses. But when I said Master Malfoy was fencing on the main entrance, I did not mean Lord Draconian. I was talking about Lord Draconis, his cousin."

"You have horses here?" gushed Lana whose eyes sparkled at the mention of horses.

"Of course. The children needs exercise and since they are not at school to do their...regular routines, Master Dumbledore opted to bring horses here instead. We have a total of 15 horses but only 4 are always used. There is Firebolt belonging to master Harry, Dragon of master Drake, Holy of Ms. Hermione and ofcourse Silver Dragon of master Draco."

By the time they have reached a dead end, the five Smallville folks were too nonplussed to ask anything else. Suddenly the same voice asked for the password again. This time the butler spoke in accented English.

"Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon"

TBC

1 Candy Corner = a shop here at my country were in the whole place is literally filled with chocolates and candies of all kinds. There is also another branch called Candy mix.

Author's notes: I know it's pretty short but pls bear with me. School has just started and I study at an exclusive school for girls run by nuns who give really large amount of workload.

Next chapter: Lana rides Dragoon
Draco makes an appearance
Chloe goes investigating
Lionel arrives for dinner