Hogwarts: Sounds of the Night II
Author: Me
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: the usual stuff
A/N: times merge together here so timeline-wise, it doesn't make sense…. And yeah, the previous one was me translating someone else…. And this is me, being bored
Shrieking Shack:
Sirius: Well, hot-diggidi-damn, I'm bored. Whatever should I do? I know! I'll transform into my adorable doggy form and go into the woods and get raped by the wolfs!
The Pumpkin Patch:
Hagrid: Oh you naughty boy, you! –giggles- I didn't know you liked it rough! OH!!! Into blood play too, are we!? Oh do that again!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! Buckbeak, I love you! A hundred times better then Norbert! Although… Maybe we should have a threesome sometime! OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
Leaky Cauldron:
Fudge: Oh wow, I never new… And that was the BEST blowjob ever!! And now let's go to the Lost & Found and sniff the underwear that was left behind? Oh Tom, I knew you'd agree!
Cave in the Forbidden Forest:
Gollum: My preccccccioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………………….. Commmmmmmme to meeeeeeee my precccccccccccioussssssssss Dobbbbbbbbbby……..
Clearing at the Forbidden Forest:
Werewolf named Remus: Garrrrr…. Who's that shaggy-rrrrr dog-rrrr over therrrre? Check out that sexy ass! Come herrrre baby, it's time to get rrraped!
The Durmstrang Carriage, Krum's Room:
Hermoine: Wow, Vicky---, I mean, Victor!!! I knew getting you "Sex for Dummies as applied to Quidditch" would spice up our sex life!
Krum: -grunt- And this is what I call, scoring the Quaffle.
Hermoine: -screams of orgasms- OH MERLIN! This is the best I've ever had! Now do tickling the Snitch again!
Hallway:
Neville: -mutters- Oh sure, leave me out of the orgy. I CAN DO IT MYSELF! Ooo, Neville, you've outdone yourself this time! Wait, whose hand is that? FRED AND GEORGE!?