Hi everyone this is not my first story because I am also known as
ihatepinkcheerleaders1219 but I had to get a new I.D because of computer
trouble . Some parts are musicals some parts are parts of other movies changed around a bit. I hope yall' will like this story and if I get good reviews I will continue to write more of it. It's not the best thing in the
world 'cause I am writing this at night listening to Simple Plan's
"Addicted" over and over. Well just enjoy the story!
CHARACTERS
Alex Browning Clear Rivers
Carter Horton Billy Hitchcock
Terry Chaney Valerie Lewton
Tod Waggner George Waggner
Sam Mas Christa Jordan
Blake Kenny Jacky Springer
Mr. Gullible Mrs. Dude
Ms. Gay Mr. Browning
Mrs. Browning Mr. Bludsworth
Alex's house ( 1 month before the trip)
Even though the trip to Paris was 1 month away Alex Browning was very
nervous. While feeding his fish he had fallen in the tank, then while looking at a bird he had fallen out the window, and by falling asleep on the couch he had sleptwalked and woken up on the roof which was something he only did when he was really nervous. He was scared of everything. So, naturally, when the doorbell rang he thinking it was Chuckie here to kill him he had attempted flushing himself down the toilet. But it was only Tod
Waggner, his friend.
"Dude, I thought you were going to slit my throat and eat all the stff
that comes out just to prove that dolls would make better people!"
"Really?", asked Tod.
"Yeah", said Alex , "and then you were gonna' pull out this huge knife and chop me into pieces for putting warm milk in your peanut butter cookies
last month!"
"Where would you get an idea like that?", asked Tod while throwing away a huge butcher knife he had been hiding behind his back. "Anyway wanna' go to
an all Chinese food take-out thingy to get a hamburger?"
"O.K.", said Alex, "But I want a burrito with extra fries."
10 min. 4 sec. Later
Billy, George, Tod, and Alex were in George's car listening to Britney Spears "Toxic". Tod and Alex were signing with absolutely no clue what the
lyrics was.
"Should wear a warning sign that says talk slow I'm blond"
"it's dangerous I'm thinking of something smart"
"there's no escape my brain is over heating"
"my brain hurts"
"need my tutor give me it"
They sang soooooooo bad that it was worse than Britney Spears "voice"!
Finally, they got to the all chinese food take-out thingy place
" Um we will have 2 hamburgers, 2 bean and cheese burritos, and fries.", said Billy into the oredering box thing you see if you go through
a drive-through.
"And then?", asked the box thing
"And fortune cookies."
"And then."
"Um I guess 4 Cokes."
"And then?"
"Um, no that's it."
"And then?"
"No, no and then!"
"And theeeeen?"
"That's all we want!"
"And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"And then!!!???"
"Look lady if you say and then 1 more time I'm 'gonna go in there and
kick you're a !!!"
".....................and then, and then, and then, and then!!!???"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Frantically he started throwing things at the box.
"Billy" ,said Alex, "I don't think you should do that because................"
Billy through Alex out the window too. But finally the box was
destroyed.
From outside they could hear Alex signing.
"Time on my hands since I was thrown out the window"
"IIIIII ain't got no plans no no no no"
Alex was in complete pain and was miserable however he had gotten hit
on the head so he was signing and dancing. More.
"Luuccy in the sky with diamounds !"
"Luuuccy in the sky with diamounds!"
Meanwhile at Carters house
Carter was trying to sell his girlfriend Terry on Ebay . His friend
Sam was signing.
"My milkshake brings all his boys to the yard and their like it's
better than your's
Da right it's better than yours I could
teach you but I'd have to charge"
Finally Carter got bored.
"Sam wannna go to an all Chinese food thingy to buy a T.V?"asked Carter.
"I can imitate a duck"said Sam.
Meanwhile at cheerleading......
"Give me a P!"
"Give me an E!"
"Give me a N!"
"Give me a C!"
"Give me an I!"
"Give me an L!" "Put it all together and what does it spell?!" "Smelling is cool!"
"Yay!!!"
5min. 32.4 sec. Later
The cheerleaders were done with practice. "Suddenly Terry yelled, "Omigosh ,Jacky we have to go but new shoes in all Chinese food take-out thingy NOW! The shoes there are sooooooooooo in style plus my Carter tracking device says he is there. To the style mobile!" Terry and Jacky raced to the style mobile(it was really a shopping cart) and "drove" to the chinese take-out thingy to buy shoes.
Meanwhile in a dark room in a dark house there was a dark closet and in the dark closet there was a dark box and in the dark box there was......a ghost! No nevermind , but anyway, meanwhile in a dark room........
Clear Rivers(ha ha ha ha funny name!) was trying to do a voodoo thingy to shrink her teeth to normal size. Instead she did a spell so she couldn't stop singing.
"Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed into a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up ever little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down you can't save me
I'm stuck in he
And I wanna go home"
Clear sang miserably. It was true everything she did got messed up. Plus she still had her drinking problem to take care of. Everytime she tried to drink like a normal person she accidentaly drank through her nose. It was horrible. "Oh well", she thought(her thoughts were still not musical) "I guess I'll go to an all Chinese food take-out thingy to buy a singing stopper thing I saw on T.V."
O.K. That was the end of chapter 1. Don't worry I'll write again once I'm bored........ O.K I'm bored I'll write more today. Look I know this wasn't too funny but I promise chapter 2 will make you fall of a chair....literally. In chapter 2 Terry, Carter, Billy , Alex, Clear, Jacky, Tod, George, and the chinese person will all meet in the all chinese food take-out thingy. Remember Clear and Alex can only sing, Billy is still trying to murder a box and Sam is acting blond. Believe me you wanna know whats gonna happen because in the next chapter we find out the personal lifes of the main characters. Alex, afraid to talk to girls? Carter really a girl or is it a rumor? Billy has a sumo wrestler? Jacky, wow you are gonna find out a lot about her. Read the next chapter! Please review!
Also the songs I used and the movies are these
Milkshake
Toxic by Britney Spears
God must hate me by Simple plan
Lucy in the skies with diamounds by the one and only Beatles
Time on my hands The movies were Airplane and Dude Wheres My Car
trouble . Some parts are musicals some parts are parts of other movies changed around a bit. I hope yall' will like this story and if I get good reviews I will continue to write more of it. It's not the best thing in the
world 'cause I am writing this at night listening to Simple Plan's
"Addicted" over and over. Well just enjoy the story!
CHARACTERS
Alex Browning Clear Rivers
Carter Horton Billy Hitchcock
Terry Chaney Valerie Lewton
Tod Waggner George Waggner
Sam Mas Christa Jordan
Blake Kenny Jacky Springer
Mr. Gullible Mrs. Dude
Ms. Gay Mr. Browning
Mrs. Browning Mr. Bludsworth
Alex's house ( 1 month before the trip)
Even though the trip to Paris was 1 month away Alex Browning was very
nervous. While feeding his fish he had fallen in the tank, then while looking at a bird he had fallen out the window, and by falling asleep on the couch he had sleptwalked and woken up on the roof which was something he only did when he was really nervous. He was scared of everything. So, naturally, when the doorbell rang he thinking it was Chuckie here to kill him he had attempted flushing himself down the toilet. But it was only Tod
Waggner, his friend.
"Dude, I thought you were going to slit my throat and eat all the stff
that comes out just to prove that dolls would make better people!"
"Really?", asked Tod.
"Yeah", said Alex , "and then you were gonna' pull out this huge knife and chop me into pieces for putting warm milk in your peanut butter cookies
last month!"
"Where would you get an idea like that?", asked Tod while throwing away a huge butcher knife he had been hiding behind his back. "Anyway wanna' go to
an all Chinese food take-out thingy to get a hamburger?"
"O.K.", said Alex, "But I want a burrito with extra fries."
10 min. 4 sec. Later
Billy, George, Tod, and Alex were in George's car listening to Britney Spears "Toxic". Tod and Alex were signing with absolutely no clue what the
lyrics was.
"Should wear a warning sign that says talk slow I'm blond"
"it's dangerous I'm thinking of something smart"
"there's no escape my brain is over heating"
"my brain hurts"
"need my tutor give me it"
They sang soooooooo bad that it was worse than Britney Spears "voice"!
Finally, they got to the all chinese food take-out thingy place
" Um we will have 2 hamburgers, 2 bean and cheese burritos, and fries.", said Billy into the oredering box thing you see if you go through
a drive-through.
"And then?", asked the box thing
"And fortune cookies."
"And then."
"Um I guess 4 Cokes."
"And then?"
"Um, no that's it."
"And then?"
"No, no and then!"
"And theeeeen?"
"That's all we want!"
"And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"And then!!!???"
"Look lady if you say and then 1 more time I'm 'gonna go in there and
kick you're a !!!"
".....................and then, and then, and then, and then!!!???"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Frantically he started throwing things at the box.
"Billy" ,said Alex, "I don't think you should do that because................"
Billy through Alex out the window too. But finally the box was
destroyed.
From outside they could hear Alex signing.
"Time on my hands since I was thrown out the window"
"IIIIII ain't got no plans no no no no"
Alex was in complete pain and was miserable however he had gotten hit
on the head so he was signing and dancing. More.
"Luuccy in the sky with diamounds !"
"Luuuccy in the sky with diamounds!"
Meanwhile at Carters house
Carter was trying to sell his girlfriend Terry on Ebay . His friend
Sam was signing.
"My milkshake brings all his boys to the yard and their like it's
better than your's
Da right it's better than yours I could
teach you but I'd have to charge"
Finally Carter got bored.
"Sam wannna go to an all Chinese food thingy to buy a T.V?"asked Carter.
"I can imitate a duck"said Sam.
Meanwhile at cheerleading......
"Give me a P!"
"Give me an E!"
"Give me a N!"
"Give me a C!"
"Give me an I!"
"Give me an L!" "Put it all together and what does it spell?!" "Smelling is cool!"
"Yay!!!"
5min. 32.4 sec. Later
The cheerleaders were done with practice. "Suddenly Terry yelled, "Omigosh ,Jacky we have to go but new shoes in all Chinese food take-out thingy NOW! The shoes there are sooooooooooo in style plus my Carter tracking device says he is there. To the style mobile!" Terry and Jacky raced to the style mobile(it was really a shopping cart) and "drove" to the chinese take-out thingy to buy shoes.
Meanwhile in a dark room in a dark house there was a dark closet and in the dark closet there was a dark box and in the dark box there was......a ghost! No nevermind , but anyway, meanwhile in a dark room........
Clear Rivers(ha ha ha ha funny name!) was trying to do a voodoo thingy to shrink her teeth to normal size. Instead she did a spell so she couldn't stop singing.
"Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed into a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up ever little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down you can't save me
I'm stuck in he
And I wanna go home"
Clear sang miserably. It was true everything she did got messed up. Plus she still had her drinking problem to take care of. Everytime she tried to drink like a normal person she accidentaly drank through her nose. It was horrible. "Oh well", she thought(her thoughts were still not musical) "I guess I'll go to an all Chinese food take-out thingy to buy a singing stopper thing I saw on T.V."
O.K. That was the end of chapter 1. Don't worry I'll write again once I'm bored........ O.K I'm bored I'll write more today. Look I know this wasn't too funny but I promise chapter 2 will make you fall of a chair....literally. In chapter 2 Terry, Carter, Billy , Alex, Clear, Jacky, Tod, George, and the chinese person will all meet in the all chinese food take-out thingy. Remember Clear and Alex can only sing, Billy is still trying to murder a box and Sam is acting blond. Believe me you wanna know whats gonna happen because in the next chapter we find out the personal lifes of the main characters. Alex, afraid to talk to girls? Carter really a girl or is it a rumor? Billy has a sumo wrestler? Jacky, wow you are gonna find out a lot about her. Read the next chapter! Please review!
Also the songs I used and the movies are these
Milkshake
Toxic by Britney Spears
God must hate me by Simple plan
Lucy in the skies with diamounds by the one and only Beatles
Time on my hands The movies were Airplane and Dude Wheres My Car