Chapter 12: Technical difficulties
Then, just for a random change of pace, Gimli sat up. He yawned and stretched before he realized he was sitting on Legolas. "Ergh!" he yelped, scooting away as fast as he possibly could. "Elf!" Gimli cried, initial shock gone and replaced by anger. "Wake up, you tall, hairbrained… elf!"
Legolas paid him no heed, merely continued to sleep.
Enraged by the elf's continuation of sleep, Gimli jumped up, and—
*WHACK*
--and hit his head on a particularly low branch belonging to the next tree. Gimli fell and landed with an exceptionally painful thud on top of the pile, once again knocking everyone back (or deeper) into their tree-induced slumber.
At the bottom of the pile, Gollum was beginning to strongly resemble an anime character…
And, of course, the rest of the anime characters and the fellowship completely missed the whole awakening.
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Once the neighboring tree was sure that everyone was unconscious again, it lifted its low-hanging branch and stretched. "Heh heh," it thought, "that's one for me! Soon I'll be able to catch up with Smasher! But I'll need a really cool name, like… I dunno, Ripper. Or Frank."
~*~
The authors, dressed in expensive clothing and drinking Diet Pepsi ™ and Sprite ™ from champaign glasses with little umbrellas in them, stared at the pile of semi-useless characters. "Hmm…" Lily22 muttered.
"Hmm…" CleopatraVII agreed.
"You know, we're going to have a bunch of crazed Legolas Fan Girls after us if he stays unconscious…"
"Yep."
"And we probably could do something with him…" Lily22 added.
"Yep," CleopatraVII repeated.
"Should we wake him up?"
"Naah… no Frodo competition!"
With that decided, the authors, cackling madly, returned to Writing World to continue decimating Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and much more!
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Recall when friend Stephen sued us for all we were worth. Recall how after we got our money, we basically ignored him.
Yes, friend Stephen is quite annoyed.
But friend Stephen is not allowed to harm us in this story, as we are writing it, and we control wh
Stephen suddenly popped up out of nowhere and destroyed the writers, and brought into the story characters from REAL manga such as
ARGH! Okay, now that we've wrestled the keyboard back from friend Ste
Anime rules! Down with this sto
Stephen! Stop that
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