Author's Note: Thank You to judyisapunk, lizziee, akanksha, LuNaLoVeGoOd5, sissy6, sun,star,sea,sand, PhiloNysh, and Ash for reviewing!!

sissy6- Actually, I just read your L/J info. I don't think I'm going to be writing a L/J fanfic! Thanks for reviewing!

Monday February 2nd, Algebra

Oh, my gosh. The cheerleading tournament on Saturday went horribly. As I no longer sit with the in crowd, none of the girls (w/ the exception of Shameeka and Bailey) would listen to anything I said, and the corrections I had given them before on their stag jumps went COMPLETELY over their heads. It was like, totally horrible. Seriously. We totally opted for last place! My life is soooo over. Seriously.
Well, they'll be sorry they were acting like brats to me when I start going out with Justin Baxendale ::sigh::. Speaking of which, I totally came up with what to write in my letter to him:

Roses are Red Some flowers are pink There's a girl who really loves you Much more than you think

So Bailey is going to get ahold of his gameboy during lunch when he leaves it under his chair, and then she'll tape the note to the screen of his gameboy, where he'll be sure to find it!

I still can NOT believe that I got this idea from a reject. But, she's not like the BIGGEST reject of the school. I mean there is that guy who always starts having this total SPAZ attack if the ugly caff ladies put corn in the chili that they always make. Now that I think about it, that dude and Mia would make the perfect couple. Seriously. They are both freaks. But, of course, Mia's already going out with Michael. Too bad. Michael actually is pretty hot. But not as much as Justin.

PLEASE let this whole love letter thing work!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE -

English

Gosh, I totally got carried away there. But the idea of dating Justin is TOTALLY something to get carried away about. Yea. Whatever. Jane Eyre v. boring. Nothing but stupid orphanages, bad haircuts, and no Gucci hand bags. Plus, it is set in the time when there was no Abercrombie and Fitch, and in my opinion, (which is always right) that, not the money-less time in the 1930's, is the Great Depression. Oh, that and the fact that Jane Eyre has no hot guys. That Charlotte Bronte dudette or whatever should have written Justin Baxendale into the book! That totally would have made it interesting.

Luckily, Shameeka, Mia, and Lilly have completely taken over the project. So that's one less worry off my mind. Not that it was really a big worry in the first place. I mean, much more important is the issue of who I am going with to the Valentine's Day Dance on February 13th!

Health and Safety

Oh my gosh! I cannot believe this! The weird corn guy just ASKED ME OUT!!!! Yes, the boy who freaks out every time the caff serves chili, and there is corn in it!!!!!

Corn dude: "Hello, my name is Fritz. I want to go out with you. Do you want to go out with me?"

Me: "WhaAT??"

Corn dude (Fritz): "Um, didn't you hear me? Will you go out with me? Uhhh, more specifically, will you go to the Valentine's Day Dance with me?"

I couldn't believe it! Because nerd boys don't exactly come up to you every day asking you out!! But finally it registered.

Me: "Excuse me?? What are you, like, thinking?? I DO NOT go out with losers like you. Seriously. You have got to be kidding. How could you even think I would say yes??"

Fritz: "Well, you looked like the kind of girl that doesn't like corn. So I thought we might get along-"

THE KIND OF GIRL WHO DOESN'T LIKE CORN?? THE KIND OF GIRL THAT DOES NOT LIKE CORN??????

Me: "What are you talking about?!?! Of course I like corn! I would eat all the corn in the WORLD if you would just get away from me!"

And then, and then, -I can barely write I am laughing so much just thinking about it- he starts shouting "HOW COULD YOU?? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! THE ONE GIRL I THOUGHT HATED CORN LIKES IT!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???"

OMG!! And then he started wringing his hands and walking away muttering something about "the many dark and fearsome evils of that crunchy yellow vegetable"

I am going to die laughing.

Author's Note: Sorry if that chapter was too weird for you! Ahahaha! I felt like writing a weird chapter! Also, I always thought that that "corn dude" was sooo funny in the books! Read and review!

~Maia ;-)