Just a little note to the anonymous reviewer who wrote: "Um hello... if you were anything Like Lana, you'd know that Abercrombie and Fitch are DEFITIELY NOT in the same category as Chanel and Gucci. The only probable reason you wrote those down were because you wear Abercrombie, but know Gucci and Chanel because they are so commercialized. And if you'd of watched the movies you'd know that Lana doesn't wear Chanel and Gucci... seeing that most of the collections are evening wear... and other than that they are like silk cardigans and pumps. Lana DOESN'T Wear that. Get a life... Fur-reek!"

Thank you for reviewing, but I don't agree with you. I am not anything like Lana. Maybe that's why I don't sound 100% like her. I just have fun writing about her. Also, I know what they sell at Chanel because I have been there, and I know that they sell more than evening wear, pumps, and silk cardigans. In my mind, Lana is a very fashionable person with a lot of clothes from many, many clothing stores, from Abercrombie to Chanel. And that's what fanfictions are all about- that you write about the characters, but they aren't exactly how the author wrote them, they are how you picture them. Anyways, I suggest you write your own Lana fan fictions, because it sounds like you'd do a great job portraying Lana. ;-)

Sorry about that- anyways, thank you so much to the people who said such great stuff about chapter 10, born2write, Virgo-Eyes, Mortal Elf, Angelique, chelsey4ever, Kat, Crazicari, H2O Angel, Marieke, Identified, MelancholicPolarBear, and saltytheseashorecreabshell!

Onto the story!

Thursday February 12th, My apartment suite

My mom just came into my room and she was all like "Honey, you know, if you need a date to your little dance thing, I'm sure I could ask Bob from work to get his son to go with you. His name is Arnold and he's such a nice respectable--"
"Oh my GOD Mom, I don't need you to find me a date! I mean how pathetic do you think I am??" And I totally shooed her out of my room. God, I mean like, for a mom who is supposed to be cool, being a fashion designer and all that, she sure totally does NOT act the part. I mean PLEASE. I don't let anyone set me up with someone, especially if that person is named ARNOLD and its my MOM who is trying to set me up. I mean, like I'd take that bullet.
I am totally going to go to the dance. Even if the whole I-don't-have- a-date thing is totally a caricature of a caricature of a dork. I mean, I'm like the coolest girl in the school, and the coolest girl in the school doesn't just NOT GO to the Valentine's Day Dance just because her loser ex was so stupid as to dump her. Plus, you never know. Justin and I just might hook up at the dance.
So in math today, Mia was sitting behind me being her usual dorky self, and so all I said to her was 'what did you do to your hair today? It looks like someone sat on it' and she was all 'Bite me Lana'. OMG, I mean when did she suddenly get a Lilly Moscovitz attitude? I mean I was just telling the truth! HAHA. Actually, her hair looks a lot better than it used to on account of the fact that she is growing it out right now. But am I going to tell her that? Take a wild guess.
So tomorrow I am fully skipping Health and Safety to get a head start on my beauty routine for the dance. Okay, so first I am coming back to my place to take a shower and all that. Then I am going to Bailey's and we are going to get into our prom dresses. After that we're going to Chanel (since I am a regular there) and they are going to do my makeup and hair. I AM SO EXCITED!

English

Okay. So I'm listening in on one of the convos of the nerds (AKA Mia and Lilly). They are both really excited and spazzy and Lilly is like "Yes, I couldn't believe it! I was positive it was a malevolent plot to raise my expectations, but this morning NBC called and they said it was true!!!" Now Mia is all "Oh my GOD Lilly!!! That is so great! I can't believe they optioned your show!!!" Lilly: "Yes. Well, they're going to air it for the next four weeks, and if it gets good ratings, its going to become a regular!" Mia: "So what's on it for tonight?" Lilly: "Well, tonight's going to be stupid considering-"She's looking over at me now- "considering um, you-know-who is going to be the show. You know, how he asked me if he could be on my show and I said yes. But I'll tell you about it later." (Author's note: Yea, ok, I know its been a while, so if you don't remember this whole part about a guy asking Lilly if he could be on her show, then read chapter 9!)
WHAT? Her show, "Lilly Tells It Like It Is" is going to be on NBC????? I so cannot believe it. What is this world coming to? Also, who is this you-know- they were talking about? The guy who asked if he could be on her show tonight? Whatever, I guess I'll TiVo it and figure it out.

Four more hours until Health and Safety, which I will be skipping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taxi on the way to Bailey's Place

Just took a shower. My hair looks so great even though it isn't styled yet. I love it. I used this new Awapuhi Hawaiian shampoo/conditioner and my hair looks so amazingly shiny and blonde. God, I love, love, love my hair.

Bailey's Place

My hair looks even better now! Because since Bailey's mom is way amazing with hair, I had her do it, and it is GORGEOUS. She put all these tiny little lilac colored roses on the sides, and wavy/curled the rest. Oh, and my hair fully looks even more blonde than usual, since I used this awesome conditioner on it to make it shine. And soon I'm going to put my dress on. And then- On to CHANEL!

Chanel Makeup table

Just waiting for them to choose out the perfect eye shadow, blush, mascara, eyeliner, concealer, lip liner, lip gloss/lip stick, body glitter (on my collar bone! Okay, so I saw Tina Hakim Baba wearing body glitter on her collarbone and thought it looked amazing. So sue me. It's not like I'm going to tell anyone. God!), and of course perfume.

In the LIMO!

I look AMAZING. AMAZING. I mean, you seriously do not understand. No one at this dance is going to be able to take their eyes off of me. LOL I so do not see why all those other girls even bother going to the dances. I mean, its sort of obvious that all their BFs (meaning boyfriends, for those who are completely and utterly, like, clueless) are totally going to be looking at me the whole dance. Can't wait!

Girls Bathroom

Just here to take a little bathroom/journal writing break. And just so you know: I was RIGHT. That's right, as soon as I walked in , you could just see the guys' eyes just go "whoa" because that's what I am- "whoa", as in good "whoa". And so everyone else actually looks pretty good, but none as good as me. Then of course there were a couple of guys who were too loyal and all that to look at me (Michael, who was looking rather hot, not, of course, as hot as Justin-and then there was Boris, but he probably just wasn't looking because Lilly would have had another of her freak attacks if he had. But whatever. Yea, and Mia is wearing this really pretty Chanel dress. But I mean it is so unfair, because the only reason she gets to wear their MOST EXPENSIVE DRESS is because her grandma is a DOWAGER PRINCESS for God's sake. Of course she's going to be wearing extremely costly Chanel evening-wear. And then there is Lilly, who is as usual looking quite pug- like, and—

Oh my gosh. I hear my name. Someone's calling my name. They sound desperate- I'd better go-

Author's Note- REVIEW PLEASE!!!! ( I hope you liked it! Tell me what you think! I think I'm going to have to work on my cliff hangers though, since they never come out the way I want them to... what do you think? R &R!!! –Maya