This is it! The final chapter! I really really hope you like it, because I
sort of had writer's block while writing it, so it didn't exactly come out
how I planned. But anyways, read and REVIEW!!!
Oh my Gosh.
Well this has been quite a day. And quite a night. And definitely, totally, quite a dance.
So when I heard someone calling my name, I rushed out of the girls bathroom, and walked quickly into the gym, which was where the dance was taking place. Of course I didn't run, because COME ON, I mean I JUST got new shoes, and they were not cheap, and I didn't want to break the heel or anything. So as soon as I got into the gym, I see everyone looking at this TV, which for some reason was in the gym. And Bailey waving at me frantically.
Me: "Bailey, what is going ON here??" Bailey: "Don't ask, just get over there!!!"
And she pushed me over to where a crowd had gathered around the television. It bothered me that the television was a lot bigger than the one in my room. What is up with that?? The school has a bigger television than I do?? But anyways. So I looked up into the bright, cyclops eye of the television. And I saw Lilly Moscovitz.
"Bailey!!! Is this some kind of a joke?? Because staring at pug-face is not my idea of fun!" I shouted over to her, above the noise that the people in the gym were making.
"Lana, I don't know, but someone told me you should, like, watch this show."
So I did.
Lilly (on television): "Although this is a show which usually shows something with actual meaning, something that would actually do good for the American community, today we will have a guest speaker, who will not be speaking about anything with importance, but just listen up anyways, OKAY?? And for all of my wonderful fans, Lilly Tells It Like It Is will be on next week on Friday at this time"
And then, I kid you not, Justin Baxendale walked onto the television set.
"Hey everyone, hey Albert Einstein. Uh, I'm on this show because I wanted to tell someone something that, uh, that I would have a hard time telling her in person." "Lana Weinberger, if you are watching this right now, I want to let you know that I love you. I've loved you ever since the first moment I saw you, with your gorgeous blonde hair and amazing looks, and your great personality. I just hope you feel the same."
And then someone turned the television off. I just stood there, completely stunned.
Some of my friends were like "Oh my GOD that is just SOOO cute!!!" But there were others who were like "Oh GOD that was revolting." Namely the nerds, and a lot of Joshes friends. So I did not know what to do. I just stood there, and then someone was like "There he is!," and Justin Baxendale was standing there in the doorway, his hair all tousled, probably because it is extremely windy outside. And he looked right at me.
"Ooooh, Justin's trying to get himself a girlfriend!" And I turned and saw that Josh Richter was standing right near me.
"Shut up Josh" Bailey said, which I thought was totally great of her.
"You're joking, right Justin? Who would ever want to go out with her?? She's such a headcase!" Josh said. And I am SO not a headcase. What is his problem??
Justin looked at Josh and looked like he was going to say something.
"I knew it! You were joking, weren't you man? Hahaha, you almost tricked me!" Josh started to laugh.
And- and- everyone started laughing. That was when I started to cry. I mean, when the ENTIRE school is laughing in your face at a dance, at which you have no date, what else is a girl to do? Especially when the guy you thought liked you, actually didn't. When the guy, who you thought liked you, and had just said he loved you on public access television, was actually /b
So I was just standing there, crying, (and hoping that my mascara wasn't running), when I felt someone come up to me and grab my hand.
"Lana, I-"
"Get away from me," I said, pretty harshly, now that I think about it. "God, that's just great Justin. Professing your love for me on a PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION SHOW and then humiliating me in front of everyone when I find out you were joking."
"Lana." Justin looked tired. "I wasn't joking."
"You-?" I looked at him. "You weren't?"
"No" he said. "I do love you" He smiled. And I saw that he still looked as hot as ever, with his smoky eyelashes. And then, right in front of everyone, he kissed me.
And I was so surprised. I mean, Josh kissed me when we were dating, but this was different. In a good way, if you know what I mean!
And so Josh got all annoyed because apparently he didn't like the fact that I wasn't single anymore. Bailey told me that right before the dance Nanette told Josh that she wasn't going with him, because she didn't think he was hot enough for her, and instead she was going with a guy from another school!!!!!!!!!!
So he comes up and he's like "Lana, you don't really like him do you babe? You're just going out with him because he did that stupid TV act on that pug girl's television show! Come on Lana, babe, go out with me again? I mean, I'm a lot hotter than him, if you haven't noticed"
And so I did what any other girl would do. Well maybe not ANY other girl. But whatever. I said,
"Josh, you are the most conceited person I have ever met in my LIFE. I can't believe you would think I want to go out with you!" (Okay, so that was like totally lame. But I didn't have any time to think of a better comeback!)
And then I slapped him, and kissed Justin!
Not to mention that after that, all of Justin's friends and my friends started cheering!!! Of course, the nerds and people were all like "Oh God, I'm outta here." But like I care? NO!. Oh, and I looked totally pretty in my gorgeous dress, and with my gorgeous hair. And Justin said so! And then we danced the night away. It was the most romantic moment in my ENTIRE LIFE.
Also, I heard from someone that after that, Josh sort of walked off and slumped against some wall, and then got in MAJOR trouble with Principal Gupta later in the night because she caught him trying to spike the punch!
So basically it was the best night of my life. And after the dance, Justin had rented a limo, and we drove home in it talking, and then he totally kissed me goodnight outside my door!
Thank GOD I wore my watermelon lip gloss.
And now I'm going out with Justin Baxendale! How perfect is that??
I am SO much more of a princess than Amelia.
And you know that thing that Princess Amelia is always talking about? That really long word that her and Lilly are always discussing? Ugh, what is that word?? I totally can't remember-
Oh yea, now I remember.
Well, I have, like, totally, finally achieved self actualization!
Author's Note- Well, that was the last chapter everyone, I hope you liked it a lot! Don't forget to review now!!! And I'm still wondering about the whole Lana's Dad/Contessa Trevanni thing. So when you review tell me about that. But anyways THANK YOU SO MUCH to all my faithful reviewers, and I will be sure to write more Princess Diaries fanfictions now that I have finished my first one. Review, and thanks again!!!!!!
-Maya
P.S.- Sorry about it ending happily for Lana, haha, but I figure that the perfect "princess" always gets her way in the end!!!
Oh my Gosh.
Well this has been quite a day. And quite a night. And definitely, totally, quite a dance.
So when I heard someone calling my name, I rushed out of the girls bathroom, and walked quickly into the gym, which was where the dance was taking place. Of course I didn't run, because COME ON, I mean I JUST got new shoes, and they were not cheap, and I didn't want to break the heel or anything. So as soon as I got into the gym, I see everyone looking at this TV, which for some reason was in the gym. And Bailey waving at me frantically.
Me: "Bailey, what is going ON here??" Bailey: "Don't ask, just get over there!!!"
And she pushed me over to where a crowd had gathered around the television. It bothered me that the television was a lot bigger than the one in my room. What is up with that?? The school has a bigger television than I do?? But anyways. So I looked up into the bright, cyclops eye of the television. And I saw Lilly Moscovitz.
"Bailey!!! Is this some kind of a joke?? Because staring at pug-face is not my idea of fun!" I shouted over to her, above the noise that the people in the gym were making.
"Lana, I don't know, but someone told me you should, like, watch this show."
So I did.
Lilly (on television): "Although this is a show which usually shows something with actual meaning, something that would actually do good for the American community, today we will have a guest speaker, who will not be speaking about anything with importance, but just listen up anyways, OKAY?? And for all of my wonderful fans, Lilly Tells It Like It Is will be on next week on Friday at this time"
And then, I kid you not, Justin Baxendale walked onto the television set.
"Hey everyone, hey Albert Einstein. Uh, I'm on this show because I wanted to tell someone something that, uh, that I would have a hard time telling her in person." "Lana Weinberger, if you are watching this right now, I want to let you know that I love you. I've loved you ever since the first moment I saw you, with your gorgeous blonde hair and amazing looks, and your great personality. I just hope you feel the same."
And then someone turned the television off. I just stood there, completely stunned.
Some of my friends were like "Oh my GOD that is just SOOO cute!!!" But there were others who were like "Oh GOD that was revolting." Namely the nerds, and a lot of Joshes friends. So I did not know what to do. I just stood there, and then someone was like "There he is!," and Justin Baxendale was standing there in the doorway, his hair all tousled, probably because it is extremely windy outside. And he looked right at me.
"Ooooh, Justin's trying to get himself a girlfriend!" And I turned and saw that Josh Richter was standing right near me.
"Shut up Josh" Bailey said, which I thought was totally great of her.
"You're joking, right Justin? Who would ever want to go out with her?? She's such a headcase!" Josh said. And I am SO not a headcase. What is his problem??
Justin looked at Josh and looked like he was going to say something.
"I knew it! You were joking, weren't you man? Hahaha, you almost tricked me!" Josh started to laugh.
And- and- everyone started laughing. That was when I started to cry. I mean, when the ENTIRE school is laughing in your face at a dance, at which you have no date, what else is a girl to do? Especially when the guy you thought liked you, actually didn't. When the guy, who you thought liked you, and had just said he loved you on public access television, was actually /b
So I was just standing there, crying, (and hoping that my mascara wasn't running), when I felt someone come up to me and grab my hand.
"Lana, I-"
"Get away from me," I said, pretty harshly, now that I think about it. "God, that's just great Justin. Professing your love for me on a PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION SHOW and then humiliating me in front of everyone when I find out you were joking."
"Lana." Justin looked tired. "I wasn't joking."
"You-?" I looked at him. "You weren't?"
"No" he said. "I do love you" He smiled. And I saw that he still looked as hot as ever, with his smoky eyelashes. And then, right in front of everyone, he kissed me.
And I was so surprised. I mean, Josh kissed me when we were dating, but this was different. In a good way, if you know what I mean!
And so Josh got all annoyed because apparently he didn't like the fact that I wasn't single anymore. Bailey told me that right before the dance Nanette told Josh that she wasn't going with him, because she didn't think he was hot enough for her, and instead she was going with a guy from another school!!!!!!!!!!
So he comes up and he's like "Lana, you don't really like him do you babe? You're just going out with him because he did that stupid TV act on that pug girl's television show! Come on Lana, babe, go out with me again? I mean, I'm a lot hotter than him, if you haven't noticed"
And so I did what any other girl would do. Well maybe not ANY other girl. But whatever. I said,
"Josh, you are the most conceited person I have ever met in my LIFE. I can't believe you would think I want to go out with you!" (Okay, so that was like totally lame. But I didn't have any time to think of a better comeback!)
And then I slapped him, and kissed Justin!
Not to mention that after that, all of Justin's friends and my friends started cheering!!! Of course, the nerds and people were all like "Oh God, I'm outta here." But like I care? NO!. Oh, and I looked totally pretty in my gorgeous dress, and with my gorgeous hair. And Justin said so! And then we danced the night away. It was the most romantic moment in my ENTIRE LIFE.
Also, I heard from someone that after that, Josh sort of walked off and slumped against some wall, and then got in MAJOR trouble with Principal Gupta later in the night because she caught him trying to spike the punch!
So basically it was the best night of my life. And after the dance, Justin had rented a limo, and we drove home in it talking, and then he totally kissed me goodnight outside my door!
Thank GOD I wore my watermelon lip gloss.
And now I'm going out with Justin Baxendale! How perfect is that??
I am SO much more of a princess than Amelia.
And you know that thing that Princess Amelia is always talking about? That really long word that her and Lilly are always discussing? Ugh, what is that word?? I totally can't remember-
Oh yea, now I remember.
Well, I have, like, totally, finally achieved self actualization!
Author's Note- Well, that was the last chapter everyone, I hope you liked it a lot! Don't forget to review now!!! And I'm still wondering about the whole Lana's Dad/Contessa Trevanni thing. So when you review tell me about that. But anyways THANK YOU SO MUCH to all my faithful reviewers, and I will be sure to write more Princess Diaries fanfictions now that I have finished my first one. Review, and thanks again!!!!!!
-Maya
P.S.- Sorry about it ending happily for Lana, haha, but I figure that the perfect "princess" always gets her way in the end!!!