Set- High, world.
*cricket noises*
Set- Um…yeah…Rath's not here. So, Rath left a list of things I have to do. *laughter* As if I'm going to do them. Er, okay, I probably will.
*cricket noises*
Well, I typed up the next chap… er. Me no own Yu-gi-oh? Whao. This feels so odd w/out Rath…
Notes-
/…/ =Regular thoughts
Italics = Yami+Hikari talks
Bakura- Yami
Ryou- Hikari
But everyone will still refer to him as Bakura (such as Jounouchi and Kaiba)
'He's gone!' Yelled Corey. Everyone looked around franticly.
'But he was unconscious! Where could he have gone?' Jounouchi said, ducking under the couch. 'Ohh, a chip!' He smiled munching on it. Seto sighed disgustedly.
'Oh, my dear Lord… The poor airport… But, this still is pretty amusing.' Xandria said, chewing on her knuckle. Everyone stared at her, confused.
'Think.' Every still stared at her like she had two heads.
'Who was unconscious?'
'Ryou.'
'Correct. Now WHO ELSE is there left when Ryou isn't awake…?'
Blank stares.
'BAKURA!!' Yelled Eliane.
…
'Hn… I wonder what this does…' Bakura grinned as he stepped over two soul-less bodies. He began pushing random buttons, smiling insanely. But, alas, nothing happened. He tried again. Nothing. He hissed then punched it. The lights failed and several screams followed. He laughed wickedly, but sighed.
'Too bad I don't have any partners in crime. Being a loner is cool, but not when you have to laugh alone.' He said, pouting very uncharacteristically.
'OWW!! That HURT!!' A voice screamed. Bakura cocked his head curiously from where the noise was coming from.
'THEN STOP BEING AN IDIOT!!' Yelled another voice. Bakura crept up and peered at them from a corner. Two teenage boys, no, wait, three, one appeared to be unconscious, lying on the ground. The one rubbing his head had a striking resemblance to the girl Kaiba was fighting with, recalling upon Ryou's memory. The fuming one also closely resembled a girl, the 'Maul' one. He chuckled as he remembered Ryou fainting. A rather funny thought indeed. The unconscious one appeared to be Asian, Chinese perhaps…Korean? Bakura stepped out.
'Hel-looo. Not what would three little boys be doing all alone in the dark?' Bakura said, hiding half his face in the shadows. The 'unconscious' one suddenly screamed and jumped. Apparently, he was merely playing dead. The other two stopped their quarrel and stared at him, then rolled their eyes and focused upon Bakura.
'A, you have no idea how wrong that sounded and B, we're looking for our sisters.' Said the one still rubbing his head and occasionally looking at it to make sure it wasn't covered in blood.
'Ahem!' Said the black haired one, standing up and brushing dirt of his shoulders.
'And his girlfriend.'
'Hn, I believe I know your sisters. Xandria D'Arc and Eliane Imaul, correct?' Bakura said proudly, secretly thanking Ryou, who, must to his misfortune, was still pretty much dead.
'Yeah, that's them.' Said the slightly taller one, not showing any hint of surprise.
'So, then. Names would be of some purpose.'
'Why should we?'
'Fine, then, I guess I'll just have to wreak the airport alone…' Bakura said with a shrug, then turning around as if to leave the three boys. Their eyes widened then they turned to look at each other.
'Alright then, the name's Serge D'Arc.'
' Ken Imaul.'
' Hi! I'm Max Chen, what's your name?' He said rather stupidly.
' Bakura Ryou, pleasure to meet you. Now, let's go.' Bakura, Serge and Ken started to leave, then Serge noticed Max hadn't moved.
'And your mental case would be…?'
'I'mabouttogosabotagewhoknowswhatwiththreemaniacswhenweshouldbefindingthegirlsandheadinghomebecause*gasp*Ihavemysoapoperatowatchandit'stheseasonfinaleandIcan'taffordtomissitbecause-' He stopped abruptly and fainted. Ken grudgingly caught him and hoisted him over his shoulder.
'Remind me. Why did we take him?'
'My hikar- I mean sister said it would be nice to have us all here.' Bakura sent them an odd look. Hikari, perhaps you mean to say?
'I'm okay now!' Said Max suddenly. Ken gasped and dropped him like he was a pink skirt (a/n-no offense to those who do wear them, but we're talking about boys here, I doubt that they do wear them).
'Okay, now that you're… Kenny-boy, what's the word? 'Normal'? No… now that you're 'alright' on your terms, may we go now?' Whined Serge.
'Fine then let's go.' Ken said. Bakura chuckled to himself. /These children could actually be of some worth…/ Max still hadn't moved. Serge sighed then grabbed the back of his neck and began to drag him with the others, while Ken was kicking his ass, literally.
'OWIE!! YOU MEANIES BETTER LET GO OF ME!!' He screamed.
'Or, you'll what?' Max thought for a moment.
'I don't know…' /Okay, some of these children could actually be of some worth.../
…
'BAKURA!!' Yelled Eliane. They began jumping up and down, madly; half-filled with joy and half filled with panic. A breeze rippled through the air.
'Hel-llooooo! BAKURA!!' Blank stares still followed.
'Evil dude, people.' How thick were these kids?
'Egyptian Fairytales, again, huh, you fools?'
'Exactly!' They screamed. Jounouchi acknowledged his understanding by clenching his fists.
'Ya' mean that blood-sucking bastard?!' Corey too soon understood, yet, Kitty was still pretty clueless, considering the fact that she was still staring at Jouno. The lights flickered on, then off. The room was shrouded in darkness.
'EEPP!!' DARK!!' Screeched Kitty wrapping her arms around Jouno. He screamed, into Seto's ear, then Seto screamed and jumped away, stepping on Xan's foot, who screamed in pain, who fell backwards and hit Corey with her flayed out arms, who screamed then kicked Eliane in the shin whose scream joined the others. There inhumanly loud and high pitched screams echoed through out the dark halls. They soon died down, panting from screaming so much. They all turned and glared at Kitty. A rather large cloud of dust appeared with their fight.
'OWW! MY ARM!'
'MY EYE!'
'MY DUCK?' Every stopped mid-motion and stared at Corey.
' Um…' Another large screech took the attention off of Corey, much to her relief.
'GAY RAPE! GAY RAPE!' Every sweat-dropped.
'Who the hell was that?!' Said Seto in disgust.
'If we don't know, then hell froze over…' Xandria sighed, rubbing her temples.
'Max. Her boyfriend.' Eliane nodded towards a day-dreaming Kitty. 'The guy's an idiot.'
'We gathered so…' The Chinese boy came screaming through. 'THEY TOUCHED ME!! I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!!' Soon, the other boys came wondering in, sweat-drops completing their attire. Xandria and Eliane went up to their twins and grabbed their shirts, lifting them slightly off the ground.
'What in the world are you two doing here? Don't you guys have a world to take over?' Serge smiled. 'Us know.'
Bakrua ignored them and looked at Max, who was running around in circles, yipping and squealing.
'That boy, is the weirdest child I have ever seen…' Max suddenly tripped and fell face-flat on the floor.
'Kitty, go comfort you're demented boyfriend.' Serge said, struggling to get out of Xandria's grasp, Ken doing the same, except that Eliane was holding on much tighter.
'Boyfriend? I have a boyfriend?' Kitty mumbled.
'Well, let's ignore hormone over here and get our luggage, I need my laptop.' Kaiba said, looking around for the luggage pick up. Jounouchi was currently looking at Ken's hair.
'Ya' hair! It defies…gravity!' Jouno said poking it cautiously, then jumping away. Ken glared.
'Do you mind…?' There was a sharp light, followed by dramatic music. Then, again. And again. And again.
'HIKARI!! I WANT TO GET OUT!! LEMME GO!! NOOOOO! THE POWER OUTAGE IS BECAUSE OF YOU!! SO? IT WAS A WASTE ANYWAY!! I DON'T CARE!! I TOLD YOU TO BEHAVE YOUR SELF!! DAMN YOU BASTARD!! AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP CURSING TOO!! OH, YEAH? STOP THIS!! OH, YEAH? YEAH!!' Ryou was in a corner, getting taller, then shorter again, hair spiking then un-spiking, voice deepening then going higher and he was punching and slapping himself.
'Ya' know, I really hope that all this doesn't happen at school…'
Set- Okay… So, I typed a chapter by myself. ^_^ Me proud.
Set- *attempting to sound like Rath* Grammar. Well, review ja ne.
Set- Later.
