A/N: This was a drabble because I wanted to write something that was Kaiba-centric... It turned out odd. But it's okay, I guess.
Warnings: Kaiba OoCness, Insaneness.
Disclaimer: I do not Yu-Gi-Oh and characters.
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It was boring. Like has always been like this for me. A genius, I shouldn't be at school. But stupid law wanted me too. Stupid law and lawyers, stupid people who abide by laws, stupid people who challenge me because they want fame.
They DON'T understand.
They think being a CEO is fun. They think I'm happy I'm famous.
They think it's nice to be able to get anything I want.
It isn't.
I want the Blue Eyes White Dragons.
I want them, but so? I CAN'T find any. Not even one clue of any at all. Not even a soul... or a shadow.
People never understand. Not even Mokuba does.
Bluey does – but Bluey.... Isn't real. Plushies listen, but they can't talk back and comfort you. They can only listen.
OH WHAT'S THE USE IF THEY CAN'T TALK?
I need someone to talk to me. Someone who can understand.
Nobody does. NOBODY EVER DOES.
No, Mokuba, we cannot have a puppy. No, not even your doggie eyes will work. Yes, no puppy. Now, go back to do your homework.
I hate my life. But I won't admit it though.
A RARE CARD? WHOWHATWHEREWHEN- Oh, it's only Mutou. Stupid person thinks he can duel. Ha! The best card he has is Summoned Skul, the L-O-S-E-R. Stupid Katsuya with him. Puppy.
Puppy! Ha! Maybe I'll adopt him, so Mokuba can have a puppy...
Wait! Why am I thinking this? Evil... evil puppy has eaten my mind!
Rare card.
...what if it's the Blue-Eyes?
Nah, couldn't be.
Mokuba could have his- NO. NO PUPPY.
Blue-Eyes. Hmmm. Blue Eyes.
Then I can throw away this fake Blue-Eyes.
Mutou and Katsuya are walking away... Driver! Follow themmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I SAID FOLLOW, NOT RUSH IN FRONT OF THEM!
Kame Game Shop? Surely the Blue-Eyes won't be here... Nah, Blue-Eyes can't be here... Can't be, can't be...
WAIT. A WHITISH-BLUE DRAGON... NO EFFECTS?
I must be dreaming... I must be dreaming.. I must be dreaming... I must be-
OWW! What, stupid driver? I DIDN'T ask you to pinch me!
I must be- OWW!
WHAT? I'm NOT dreaming? Where's my suitcase? I'm going in!
OWW! STUPID STUPID DOOR.
HA! Take that! Suitcase-kun BEATS ALL!
...BLUE-EYES! MIIIINE! PREEECIOUS!
...what, Katsuya inukoro? Yes! You are a puppr and I shall call you puppy and make you Mok- NO. I deny I ever said anything. Gimme that card, old man!
NO? NO? I'll give you all the money you want! I'll give you ALL the cards in this suitcase!
NO? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND OR SOMETHING?
Stupid old man! This won't be the last you've heard of me!
Stupid heart of the cards... Wait till I DELETE him. Wait till I beat him...
Then Bluey shall be mine.
Mwahahahahahahahaha-
Look at the road, stupid driver.
--Owari--