Chapter 2- Mindless Conversation

Crash- sob sob, boo-hoo Aku-Aku I miss you

Coco: hmm, that's not the Bandicoot I fell in love with

Crash: love? I'm your brother!!

Coco: Uh haha, uhhh yeah... I was, er only um joking?

Crash: Ok, I'm gonna forget you said that and you're gonna help me save Aku.

Coco: We might need more help though

Crash: I've got it! Someone so evil and crazy that he will kill anyone who gets in his way!!

Coco: Cortex? Gin?

Crash: No, the most under-rated of foes: Pinstripe Poteroo.

Coco: Who now?

Crash: You know he was in the first Crash Bandicoot game, back when we were owned by Naughty Dog.

Coco: and back when I hadn't been introduced yet?

Crash: But wasn't he in CTR??

Coco: Lets just go, who knows what those Hollywood hotties could be doing to Aku.

Crash: Hotties? I knew you were in love with Will Smith!

Coco: Smith, I lvoe Jones!

Crash: Oh, so you go for the older men, cause I could hook you up with Harrison Ford.

The Guy from the movie trailers: Will Crash ever Shut Up? Will Coco ever date Harison Ford? Will the next chapter be better than this piece of nonsense? Tune in next time to find out!!!!