"Where are we?" Mario asked as he and Luigi arrived at the courthouse.
"We're at your trial." Luigi answered.
"Hey, it's Bowser." Mario said, pointing to Bowser and his koopa kids. Bowser was wearing a fake neck brace, Johnny Cochran (or JC for short ) was walking alongside him.
"Bowser got JC as his lawyer?" Luigi asked, his eyes widening.
"Let's go in." Mario said. He ran inside the courthouse, past Bowser and his friends, and sat down at the table in the front of the room, Luigi soon joined him.
"Mario, you can't act stupid here. This is very important so I'll be your lawyer." Luigi said, laying a briefcase down on the table.
"No need, I have a lawyer." Mario said.
"Who?" Luigi asked suspicously.
"Sit in the audience and you'll find out." Mario said smiling.
"Okay…" Luigi said as he sat in the seats behind the main floor. Just then Bowser sat at the table on the other side of the room and the bailiff came in.
"All rise for the honorable judge Joe." The bailiff said and everyone but Mario stood up. The judge came in and everyone was once again seated.
"Mr. Bowser, who will be representing you?" Judge Joe asked.
"I will." JC said, standing up.
"Mr. Mario, who is defending you?" Judge Joe asked.
"I will defend myself." Mario said triumphantly. He got up on the table and threw the briefcase Luigi had brought into the side of Bowser's head.
"Owwww." Bowser said, rubbing his head.
"Order, order! We will have none of that in my courtroom!" The judge yelled from his seat high above the others.
"I object!" Mario yelled, quickly being objected.
"Oh no." Luigi said to himself quietly.
"Mr. Cochran, please give the jury your opening speech." The judge commanded. JC walked over to the jury and began to talk.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, Mr. Bowser, has been harassed by Mr. Mario on several occasions." JC began.
"Objection!" Mario once again yelled.
"Mr. Mario, you can not object the opening speech." The judge explained.
"Oh, sorry Mr. Cockroach." Mario said.
"It's COCHRAN." JC said.
"Mr. Cochran, please continue your speech." The judge said.
"Yes your honor. Now I have proof of assault on my client. He not only has a neck brace but his kids have also been attacked by Mr. Mario. If you let him go free then there will be a terrible man on the streets free to harass more people. Thank you." JC finished. He returned to his seat.
"Mr. Mario, it's your turn to deliver your opening speech." The judge commanded.
"YAY!" Mario yelled and ran over to the jury. "Ladies and…um…people who aren't ladies of the jury…" Mario began but abruptly stopped.
"Well?" One of the jury members asked after a few seconds.
"I'm not wearing underwear." Mario said and returned to his seat.
"Well that was…informative. Let's begin the trial." The judge said.
"Your honor." Mario said, raising his hand.
"Yes?" The judge asked.
"May we have a brief recess?" Mario asked politely.
"Okay, I guess. Court will meet back in twenty minuets." The judge said and Mario jumped from his seat.
"YAY RECESS!" Mario yelled and ran over to Bowser.
"What are you doing?" Bowser asked when Mario approached him. Mario smacked him on the shoulder.
"TAG, YOU'RE IT!" Mario yelled and ran from the courtroom.
WELL THAT ENDS CHAPTER TWO. CHAPTER THREE WILL BE UP SOON! PLEASE R&R!