Hi, welcome back one and all, big and small, short and tall to the search
for Aku Aku. Last time we saw our heroes they were trying to escape from
Mr. Mobster himself: Pinstripe! Here they are speeding down the road on
Crash's motorbike on a dark and cloudy night.
Crash: Coco, you OK?
Coco: I'm all right, why?
Crash: Look behind you.
Up drove Pinstripe in a two-piece cherry bikini from the deep-sea rose collection.
Pinstripe: WHAT?? I'm riding my insanely evil mobster bike (as seen in games such as: Freakstyle and Excitebike). Excitebike, remember that game? It was so funny and 2-D; I love it. I wanna go and play it. But anyway what were you thinking insulting me like that, you stupid author or pineapplefarmer? If that is your real name!
Pineapplefarmer: Sorry, I was reading the swimsuit issue.
Pinstripe: Oh, OK. Oh no, look now they've got away!!
Pineapplefarmer: You've got bigger problems.
Pinstripe: Like what?
Pineapplefarmer: Look behind you.
Back at Pinstripe's house stood Mary, she was very angry and was screaming: I want a divorce.
Pinstripe: Ah, Mary come on I can change, again. How about we sit down and play Excitebike (I hope she says yes, I love that game).
And now we need not worry about Pinstripe, but where have Crash and Coco gone to? Lets find out:
Crash: Well, that was a close one.
Coco: Thanks to the writer it was no problem.
They drove down that same road for what seemed to be forever. But the night just wouldn't end.
Crash: It's really hard to see where I'm going.
And then it was morning. Crash: Oh, that's better.
They drove until they came to an old-looking restaurant. A big crooked sign said Papu's. Two of the front windows were smashed and the brown paint seemed to be coming off, revealing an ugly white wall.
Coco: Oh, I'm starving lets go see if they're open, and we can ask for directions to Hollywood!
Crash: Good idea!
They walked it the front door (which had a big hole right in the middle) and up to the main counter. There stood a big man. He was wearing overalls (blue overalls) that showed off his fat belly. He had a nametag that said Dilemphant and he was missing three teeth in the front. He was examining his feet, his jet-black feet, and his hair was long and greasy.
Crash: Uh, Mr. Dilemphant we would like two breakfast specials please.
Dilemphant responded in a very deep and manly and oh so sexy and tender voice, I just want to...
...Sorry my sister stole the computer from me, where was I
Dilemphant: Yeah (picks his ear) that'll be $10, 25 (picks his nose, wipes it in his dirty hair).
Crash handed him the money and said: also can you tell me how to get to Hollywood.
Dilemphant seemed sad; he started to cry
Dilemphant: No, not Hollywood.
Crash: What's wrong?
Dilemphant: Hollywood stars kidnapped my brother Papu Papu!
Crash: Hollywood stars kidnapped my best friend!
Dilemphant: I know a quick way to get there, come to the back room with me.
He walked to the back of the restaurant and opened a sliding door to reveal a blue and silver room, with lights flashing everywhere and beakers wherever you looked. There was an alien in a jar in the right-hand corner and a time portal in the middle. Dilemphant pushed Crash in the portal and said save Papu, if you can. The room disappeared and everything turned white. Crash fell to his knees; he was now face to face with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
So please review please!!!!! Someone! There is one more chapter to come, yes only one. Are you sad? Or Happy? Well, it won't be long now before I add the new chapter. So you won't have to wait long!!!!!
Crash: Coco, you OK?
Coco: I'm all right, why?
Crash: Look behind you.
Up drove Pinstripe in a two-piece cherry bikini from the deep-sea rose collection.
Pinstripe: WHAT?? I'm riding my insanely evil mobster bike (as seen in games such as: Freakstyle and Excitebike). Excitebike, remember that game? It was so funny and 2-D; I love it. I wanna go and play it. But anyway what were you thinking insulting me like that, you stupid author or pineapplefarmer? If that is your real name!
Pineapplefarmer: Sorry, I was reading the swimsuit issue.
Pinstripe: Oh, OK. Oh no, look now they've got away!!
Pineapplefarmer: You've got bigger problems.
Pinstripe: Like what?
Pineapplefarmer: Look behind you.
Back at Pinstripe's house stood Mary, she was very angry and was screaming: I want a divorce.
Pinstripe: Ah, Mary come on I can change, again. How about we sit down and play Excitebike (I hope she says yes, I love that game).
And now we need not worry about Pinstripe, but where have Crash and Coco gone to? Lets find out:
Crash: Well, that was a close one.
Coco: Thanks to the writer it was no problem.
They drove down that same road for what seemed to be forever. But the night just wouldn't end.
Crash: It's really hard to see where I'm going.
And then it was morning. Crash: Oh, that's better.
They drove until they came to an old-looking restaurant. A big crooked sign said Papu's. Two of the front windows were smashed and the brown paint seemed to be coming off, revealing an ugly white wall.
Coco: Oh, I'm starving lets go see if they're open, and we can ask for directions to Hollywood!
Crash: Good idea!
They walked it the front door (which had a big hole right in the middle) and up to the main counter. There stood a big man. He was wearing overalls (blue overalls) that showed off his fat belly. He had a nametag that said Dilemphant and he was missing three teeth in the front. He was examining his feet, his jet-black feet, and his hair was long and greasy.
Crash: Uh, Mr. Dilemphant we would like two breakfast specials please.
Dilemphant responded in a very deep and manly and oh so sexy and tender voice, I just want to...
...Sorry my sister stole the computer from me, where was I
Dilemphant: Yeah (picks his ear) that'll be $10, 25 (picks his nose, wipes it in his dirty hair).
Crash handed him the money and said: also can you tell me how to get to Hollywood.
Dilemphant seemed sad; he started to cry
Dilemphant: No, not Hollywood.
Crash: What's wrong?
Dilemphant: Hollywood stars kidnapped my brother Papu Papu!
Crash: Hollywood stars kidnapped my best friend!
Dilemphant: I know a quick way to get there, come to the back room with me.
He walked to the back of the restaurant and opened a sliding door to reveal a blue and silver room, with lights flashing everywhere and beakers wherever you looked. There was an alien in a jar in the right-hand corner and a time portal in the middle. Dilemphant pushed Crash in the portal and said save Papu, if you can. The room disappeared and everything turned white. Crash fell to his knees; he was now face to face with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
So please review please!!!!! Someone! There is one more chapter to come, yes only one. Are you sad? Or Happy? Well, it won't be long now before I add the new chapter. So you won't have to wait long!!!!!