Last time we saw a new face (and his belly) named Dilemphant. Crash is now
face to face with the two Hollywood hunks. PS: This would be the last
chapter.
Crash looked around everywhere to try to find Aku-Aku. He was still on his bleeding knees. He seemed to be in a very dark space-like room. Lights were flashing everywhere. He looked out the window and realized that HE WAS IN SPACE, CORTEX'S SPACE STATION!!!! He looked at Will Smith and at Tommy Lee Jones and screamed: WHERE IS AKU-AKU????
A very familiar voice said: They can't talk; they are being controlled.
Crash: UKA UKA!!! Why am I in Space and not Hollywood.
Uka-Uka: Because I control Hollywood, Pepsi, The Toronto Blue Jays, and Paul Martin's head!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Crash: Where is Aku?
Uka-Uka: Right here!
A cage fell from the ceiling and landed on the ground.
Crash: AKU!!!!
Aku-Aku: Don't worry about me, run!
Crash: NO! Uka-Uka, I've defeated you before and I can do it again!
Uka-Uka: This time we have a secret weapon!
Crash: Shut up, you have a secret weapon every time!
Uka-Uka: Cortex!!!
A door in the back of the Space Station opened up, and there stood Cortex in sunglasses and extremely puffy lime-green pants, and he was rapping, Vanilla Ice rapping!
Cortex: If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla!
Crash: NOOOOOOOO! Rap, noooooo how did you knooooooow!
Crash started to shake he fell flat on his face, he was trembling he was about to die; he shook with weakness. He looked to the side of him and noticed that he was shedding his fur. He grabbed two orange clumps and said: I've got it!
He shoved the orange clumps in his ears! The sound was quiet; he could barely hear Cortex!
Cortex: Quick to the point, to the point no faking, I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Crash jumped up ran over, spun Will And Tommy, ducked under Uka-Uka, spun the cage open grabbed Aku-Aku and ran back, desperately searching for an exit!
A loud zapping noise came from behind them, Crash turned around and saw Dilemphant flying at them, Crash ducked and Dilemphant flew over them knocking over Will, Tommy, Uka-Uka and Vanilla-Cortex.
Crash: Uh, thanks Mr. Dilemphant. I couldn't find Papu Papu; I don't think he's here. You might want to check the Toronto Blue Jays arena or Paul Martin's office though.
Dilemphant: That's OK, so how do we get out of here?
Crash: I thought you knew.
Dilemphant's face went bright red; he started to cry. He also started jumping up and down screaming: Why am I so stupid, the travelling machine was the only thing I've ever done right. WHY? WHY? WHY?
The ground was cracking; the Space Station was shaking. It couldn't take Dilemphant's weight any longer. The floor shattered. Crash and Dilemphant fell into space. They couldn't breathe. Crash passed out, then Dilemphant did to.
THE NEXT MORNING
Crash woke up in his bed, had it all been a dream? He got up, went to the kitchen and there was Coco making pancakes. He went into the backward and Aku-Aku was modeling his new bra/panties set for...
...Dilemphant! It wasn't a dream!
Crash: How did you save us? How come I'm still alive? Why are you wearing women's clothing?
Aku-Aku: Did I save you or did you save yourself?
Crash: What?
Aku-Aku: I was in the Space Station, trying to find a decent pair of shoes, like oh my gosh! Cortex is sooooo out of style and the I noticed what kind of makeup was Uka-Uka wearing anyway, like pshhhaawww...
Crash: Sometimes I wish I would have left you.
(Laugh track goes off)
(credits role, while catchy songs play in the background)
Soooo, how did you like my work of art? Review now please and I will be forever grateful.
THE END!
Pinstripe: I did get a divorce but I got to keep my Nes and Excitebike! But I don't have a TV to play it on, or a house for that matter.
I SAID THE END
Pinstripe: Can somebody give me some money! I'll give you Excitebike! No I could never give Excitebike up. Excitebike is my only love! I love you Excitebike! Ahhh, somebody wants to be tickled, cooocheeecooocheeecoooo.
The End for good now (shoots Pinstripe)
Crash looked around everywhere to try to find Aku-Aku. He was still on his bleeding knees. He seemed to be in a very dark space-like room. Lights were flashing everywhere. He looked out the window and realized that HE WAS IN SPACE, CORTEX'S SPACE STATION!!!! He looked at Will Smith and at Tommy Lee Jones and screamed: WHERE IS AKU-AKU????
A very familiar voice said: They can't talk; they are being controlled.
Crash: UKA UKA!!! Why am I in Space and not Hollywood.
Uka-Uka: Because I control Hollywood, Pepsi, The Toronto Blue Jays, and Paul Martin's head!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Crash: Where is Aku?
Uka-Uka: Right here!
A cage fell from the ceiling and landed on the ground.
Crash: AKU!!!!
Aku-Aku: Don't worry about me, run!
Crash: NO! Uka-Uka, I've defeated you before and I can do it again!
Uka-Uka: This time we have a secret weapon!
Crash: Shut up, you have a secret weapon every time!
Uka-Uka: Cortex!!!
A door in the back of the Space Station opened up, and there stood Cortex in sunglasses and extremely puffy lime-green pants, and he was rapping, Vanilla Ice rapping!
Cortex: If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla!
Crash: NOOOOOOOO! Rap, noooooo how did you knooooooow!
Crash started to shake he fell flat on his face, he was trembling he was about to die; he shook with weakness. He looked to the side of him and noticed that he was shedding his fur. He grabbed two orange clumps and said: I've got it!
He shoved the orange clumps in his ears! The sound was quiet; he could barely hear Cortex!
Cortex: Quick to the point, to the point no faking, I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Crash jumped up ran over, spun Will And Tommy, ducked under Uka-Uka, spun the cage open grabbed Aku-Aku and ran back, desperately searching for an exit!
A loud zapping noise came from behind them, Crash turned around and saw Dilemphant flying at them, Crash ducked and Dilemphant flew over them knocking over Will, Tommy, Uka-Uka and Vanilla-Cortex.
Crash: Uh, thanks Mr. Dilemphant. I couldn't find Papu Papu; I don't think he's here. You might want to check the Toronto Blue Jays arena or Paul Martin's office though.
Dilemphant: That's OK, so how do we get out of here?
Crash: I thought you knew.
Dilemphant's face went bright red; he started to cry. He also started jumping up and down screaming: Why am I so stupid, the travelling machine was the only thing I've ever done right. WHY? WHY? WHY?
The ground was cracking; the Space Station was shaking. It couldn't take Dilemphant's weight any longer. The floor shattered. Crash and Dilemphant fell into space. They couldn't breathe. Crash passed out, then Dilemphant did to.
THE NEXT MORNING
Crash woke up in his bed, had it all been a dream? He got up, went to the kitchen and there was Coco making pancakes. He went into the backward and Aku-Aku was modeling his new bra/panties set for...
...Dilemphant! It wasn't a dream!
Crash: How did you save us? How come I'm still alive? Why are you wearing women's clothing?
Aku-Aku: Did I save you or did you save yourself?
Crash: What?
Aku-Aku: I was in the Space Station, trying to find a decent pair of shoes, like oh my gosh! Cortex is sooooo out of style and the I noticed what kind of makeup was Uka-Uka wearing anyway, like pshhhaawww...
Crash: Sometimes I wish I would have left you.
(Laugh track goes off)
(credits role, while catchy songs play in the background)
Soooo, how did you like my work of art? Review now please and I will be forever grateful.
THE END!
Pinstripe: I did get a divorce but I got to keep my Nes and Excitebike! But I don't have a TV to play it on, or a house for that matter.
I SAID THE END
Pinstripe: Can somebody give me some money! I'll give you Excitebike! No I could never give Excitebike up. Excitebike is my only love! I love you Excitebike! Ahhh, somebody wants to be tickled, cooocheeecooocheeecoooo.
The End for good now (shoots Pinstripe)