Kurt: Good day gentle readers.....ve have returned for another short X-Men Evolution fic. First here is Evan with the disclaimer!
Evan: Why me man? Why I gotta do everything?
Kitty: Like, shut up! We're older than you plus you're, like, kinda in this so you gotta pull your weight!
Evan: Alright already! No need to shout. *ahem*. Hiya readers! Riv doesn't own any of us, or anyone else in this fic, although she's planning a take over of sorts. So don't sue her alright?
Kurt: Yah! Ve'll be out of a job zen!
Rogue: Okay Evan, hop along now and get ready for your big part!
Evan: Yay!
Kitty: Okay, like, this is another not so serious fic and this one is about Scott, Evan and Kurt getting ready to go to a nightclub.
Rogue: Damn that sounds really boring doesn't it? Well just read it, it'll get better than it sounds!
Kitty: And, like, remember to review!
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Boy's Night Out
"Pass me that top Kurt", Scott said from behind the door.
"It von't fit you!", Kurt replied, "Give to Evan ya, it'll fit him". Jean nearly giggled as she heard Scott whinge for a few seconds before submitting and letting Evan have the top. She glanced up as Rogue strolled into the room, drinking a carton of chocolate milk.
"What are ya grinning about?", Rogue asked, dropping down onto the couch opposite Jean and eying her curiously.
"What are you in, 3rd grade?", Jean smirked, indicating towards the chocolate milk. Rogue shrugged.
"Evan drinks it", she replied.
"Evan's 14 years old, you're 17, and apparently your a tough bad-ass gothic", Jean replied, Rogue stuck her tongue out at Jean before returning to her original question,
"So what were ya smiling about?", Rogue asked.
"Just sit and listen for a second", came Jean's cryptic reply, sighing impatiently Rogue sat in silence and waited.
"Scott! That's myyyyy hair spray", Kurt whined, "It's so not you man!". Rogue spat out the milk she had in her mouth.
"That's Kurt?", she asked, her voice little more than a disbelieving squeak. Jean nodded.
"And Scott's in there too?", Rogue continued slowly. Jean nodded again.
"Kurt!!!! You've got blue fur all over my jeans man!", Evan shouted, something was thrown, Kurt teleported with a *bamf* and the object hit the wall with a sharp thud.
"And Evan...ah don't wanna know what they're doin'!", Rogue mumbled, reaching for a cloth to clean up the milk she'd spat out.
"They're getting ready to go to a night club, isn't it obvious, they were in the bathroom for over an hour, they've been in there for about 15 minutes, should be out in a little while", Jean replied, Rogue's eyebrows shot up towards the white streak in her hair and she gave Jean an odd look.
"Over an hour?", she asked slowly, "That's longer than Kitty". Jean laughed softly.
"Take it it's murder sharing a room with her?", she asked, curling her legs up under her. Rogue nodded with a frustrated mutter of, 'You better believe it'.
"Do ya have any ahdea how many clothes she has?", Rogue demanded, "Oh and by the way, thanks for buying her those tops for her birthday, like she didn't already have over 50!". Jean laughed again and shook her head.
"I wish I knew why the professor paired you two up, you have absolutely nothing in common", she commented.
"Maybe that's why", Rogue replied, sitting back on the couch, "I swear if she tries to take over my wardrobe, I'll kick him in the bollocks!". Jean glanced at her watch.
"Okay they should be coming out in a minute, can't wait to see what they look like!", she smiled, Rogue gave an odd look before glancing over at the opening door. Scott skipped out, dressed from head to toe in shining pink leather complimented by what appeared to be Kitty's pink lipstick and eye shadow. Evan appeared closely behind him, in a tight red crop top, which was clearly padded and a black mini skirt that could possibly have passed as a belt. Kurt hopped over them in his human form, dressed in a black dress and jacket with one of Rogue's spiked dog collars around his neck and some of Rogue's gothic make-up covering his face.
"Oh...my....God", Jean whispered, shooting Rogue a completely lost look.
"Well what are you staring at?", Scott demanded, throwing his handbag over his shoulder and strutting off with Evan and Kurt close behind.
"Coming out was right!", Rogue laughed before collapsing into laughter on the floor and leaving Jean with serious issues over her future relationship with Scott.
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Kitty: Like, oh my god Kurt! You dressed up as a girl?
Kurt: Well ya, but it vas Rogue's stuff and gothic is cool and you gotta admit I looked hot!
Rogue: No comment......she starts giggling again.
Kitty: I can't believe you, like, made Rogue giggle like that! I nearly called the professor when she started off last night, now I know why.
Kurt: I vas damn hot guys!
Kitty: Like, whatever Kurt. Anyway thanks for reading, although you, like, may be scarred for life. Please review and we'll see you again soon!