Rogue: And scary how many people are interested in the X-Men and Brotherhood in drag.
Kurt: Ja, vell ve sat down and had a think and vhere could ve go from the last chapter?
Rogue: Which is where ya kinda come in readers.
Kitty: Yeah, if you, like, want another chapter after this then you're gonna have to pump us some ideas, the more random the better.
Kurt: Riv is somevhat useless at times so...ja.
Rogue: Shhh! Do you want a job?
Kurt: Oops.
Kitty: She, like, won't get rid of Kurt, she loves him.
Kurt: Oh ja! Everyone loved da fuzzy blue dude!
Rogue: Yah....guess they do.
Kitty: We have job keeping e-mails to respond to!
Rogue: Ya mean reviews? Alraht.
Kurt: Let's see.......oh ja! Alexutza vishes to know vhat Logan and Magneto were doing.....
Kitty looks at Rogue in anticipation who whispers something in her ear.
Kitty: Oh! Well we can't include all the details or it'll become R rated and we don't want that so...let your imagination run riot readers and imagine Logan, Magneto, skin tight leather clothes, a few kinky S & M toys and a rubber duck....
Kurt: In ze middle of se street!?!?!?!?!?!
Kitty: Moving swiftly on. Enfant-terrible says can we have more hyper Rogue/ drunk Rogue. Well we think you'll like this chapter then.
Rogue: I'm not THAT bad.
Kurt: Zen ve have Dark Jaded Rose who ve thank lotz and lots for reviewing lots of stuff and making us 'special'.
Rogue: We're on a favourite list and author alert! Yay!
Kitty: serpentine013x() looks like there are, like, more loonies like Riv out there so you rock!
Kurt: And finally Fluffy Kitsune glad ya liked ze chapter and thanks for ze Fried Chicken...except the Professor ran off with it screaming about 'my precious'.
Gollum: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! It's mine!!!!!
Gollum vanishes.
Rogue: Well that was random.
Kitty: Like, anyway, onto the chapter where Jean and Rogue arrive back at the institute and decide to search Scott's room......
All: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Boy's Night Out
"Jeeeeean", Rogue whined, quickly dodging into the kitchen and rummaging in the fridge, "Please explain why we're doing this again?". She grabbed one of Logan's six packs of beer and looked at them before shrugging and lifting them out. She opened one and began to drink it.
"Because I can't believe that Scott has been living this double life and I knew nothing about it! There must be some evidence". Rogue looked at her in disbelief and raised one eyebrow.
"In other words you're being nosy?", she asked, Jean cocked her head on one side and considered the question.
"Yeah basically, but I'm a telepathic it's kinda like a trademark for us isn't it?", she replied, "Anyway let's go".
"Woohoo!", Rogue yelled, bouncing out of the door and scampering up the stairs, with the beer still in her hand and, amazingly, the six pack as well with none of the cans falling out of it.
"No more late nights for you", Jean muttered to herself running after Rogue, to her horror when she reached the top of the stairs, Scott's door had been pulled off it's hinges and was now lying against the Professor's door.
"Oooooh! Thongs!", Rouge squeaked, "And they're florescent pink!". Jean hardly dared to peer into the room and when she did she saw Scott's drawers had been emptied within the few seconds Rogue had been in the room.
"Rogue! We have to clean this up remember!", Jean shouted, Rogue stuck out her bottom lip and sulked for a few seconds before finishing her can and opening another one. Her eyes widened until they were like saucers and glowing like lightbulbs and she turned to stare at Jean.
"Okay let's see if we can find any written evidence", Jean muttered to herself, she turned towards the shelves and began to look through them, suddenly she felt the hairs on the back stand up on end and she very sloooowly turned around. Rogue was still staring at her but this time with a giant psychotic grin covering her face.
"That is most disturbing", Jean commented before turning around again and looking over the shelves some more, "Go check under his bad or something". She felt Rogue dived under the bed and sighed before finding a large poster folded up under a Physics book with the words 'Cross Dressers United' in lovely yellow and green writing, 'lovely' used in the vaguest sense of the word.
"Um Rogue...", Jean said, "I have all the evidence I need, he's been cross dressing since....1997, we can go now". Rogue crawled out from under the bed, still with her fixated eyes and psycho grin, but also with a ball of fluff.
"Mah friend!", she smiled, waving him at Jean, Jean sighed and left the room, deciding that now was not the time or...well it was the place to be cleaning Scott's room. Rogue grabbed the beer and her new friend (who incidently is up for naming if you're interested) and ran after her, singing a random song.
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Kitty: Like, there you go, isn't it pretty?
Rogue: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Kitty: Any suggestions for what we find in the other guys' rooms will be appreciated!
Rogue: CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!