Kurt: Ya! Who vould have thought a fic about cross dressers vould be so interesting?
Rogue: Ooooh! We gotta talk to the reviewers! IT'S FUN!
Kitty: I really do think I, like, preferred depressive Rogue, this new model is kinda scary.
Rogue: Shut up! Reviewers! Lemme start! freckles91 glad ya like it so far, you're kick ass!
Kurt: My turn! Sanity: Questionable/Fluffy Kitsune glad I made you so happy vith my reply! And don't worry the bucket is in a safe place. winks
Kitty: Fine! It's my go now! That is a kewl idea DarkJadedRose and we'll find Kurt's diary in the near future.....oh dear god I'm so glad I'm not in this fic.
Rogue: Mememememememe! enfant-terrible don't worry, I have no intentions of making it short, one of your ideas will be put into play this chapter and the rest will appear later.
Kurt: You're right! Zis is fun! serpentine013x you sound nearly as mad as Riv vhich is exactly vhat ve need! Ve vill find some of zhose interesting items in various rooms.
Kitty: fire inu you're idea will but put into play when they get to Logan's room!
Kurt: Zhere ve go! That vas so much fun!
Kitty: Righty ho, off you hop Rogue whilst we introduce this chapter. Remember Riv doesn't own us or anything so enjoy the chapter.
Kurt: Ya! And keep ze ideas coming people! Zhey are so much fun!
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Boy's Night Out
"Jeeeean! Where are we going now?", Rogue whined, sitting down on the floor, cuddling and stroking her fluff ball (dear god that sounds kinky). Jean growled in annoyance and turned around to crouch in front of Rogue.
"Rogue...honey...we're going to search all the guys rooms in the hope we will find some interesting items with which we can blackmail and harass them for the rest of their lives", Jean replied, putting her hands on Rogue's shoulders and shaking her.
"You're twisted sweetie", Rogue smirked, "Can I take this time to make this short but well meant announcement". Rogue quickly jumped to her feet and pulled out a small piece of paper with an even smaller speech written on it. She cleared her throat before reading,
"We had 6 names suggested for my amazing friend here so...for the duration of this chapter he will be called: Puck Piff lil'remy Joseph Monster Fluffywupakus should I decide there are other interesting suggestions I will lengthen his name, within reason. Thank you for listening and I hope you enjoy the rest of the trip....WAHEY!!!!!! ROAD TRIP BABY!!!", with that Rogue ran past Jean and performed a diving cannonball at Kurt's door, breaking a Rogue-sized hole in it.
"How many cans is that now?", Jean called, opening the door and lifting an eyebrow at the way Rogue was gnawing on her brother's bed post. Rogue spat out the wood shavings and gave Jean an incredibly terrifying smile.
"Guess what I found Jeany", she smiled brightly as her hand slowly edged under the bed. Jean braced herself as Rogue jumped up and threw her hand out to display....
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Kitty: I, like, can't watch.
Kurt: Oh god!!!
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...a piece tub of Jell-O. Jean's eyes went ridiculously wide as Rogue tried to eat the Jell-O before realizing in horror just what Kurt could have done with that. She screamed and launched the Jell-O at Jean's head. It hit her face with a resounding Splat and smeared across her face before clinging on tightly and refusing to let go. Jean ran around squeaking, desperately clawing at the Jell-O before it screamed in agony and ran away to hide under the bed again.
"I'm scarred for life", Jean whispered before scuttling over to the drawers and opening the top one, her eyes widened and she slammed the door shut before storming out of the door. Rogue crawled over to the drawer and slowly pulled it open and peering in...she went a peculiar mixture of red from blushing and pale from shock before letting Puck Piff lil'remy Joseph Monster Fluffywupakus peer into the drawer as well. Lain in the centre of drawer, for everyone one to see, was a saddle and one of those devices where it's spiky where it's not supposed to be.
"Kurt...you are one twisted dude", Rogue whispered before running off after Jean.
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Kitty: OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!!
Rogue: Breathe sugah...breathe....it'll be okay...just chill out.
Kitty: YOU LOT ARE TWISTED!!!!
She storms off in a strop
Rogue: Meh...ignore her..your ideas are kick ass! Keep 'em coming people!