Disclaimer- I dont own Anything

A/N- Hi I share this account with my brother I'm Will he's Corey, anyway this was my first fic

of all time. I remade it completely, and I renamed it, I think you'll like it. Bye

Zombie Banana Peel
By: IHateKuwabara

Chapter One - What's Going On

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"NOOOOO" Yusuke yelled at the top of his lungs. " NO NO NO" Kurama said also screaming. "YEAH" Hiei said under his breath. "I hate you Hiei I hate you so very very much" Yusuke said while trying to block Hiei's veiw. "I'm going to win" Hiei said. "Not if I reset it first" exclaimed Kurama. The television goes black. "NOOOOO" screamed Hiei as he saw Kurama swinging the plug around. "Why did you do that I was winning" screamed Hiei. " Thats the piont" Kurama said.

"Well at least you saved Yusuke the embarassment" Hiei said. "Shut Up" Yusuke screamed. "Don't be a poor sport.....you really suck at this game" Hiei said. "I'm going to put my foot up your ass if you don't st.." Yusuke was interrupted by the door bell.

"I'll Get It" Yusuke said. "Hi can I come in I've got a clue to his death" said the Detective. "No you can't, bye!" Yusuke was interrupted by the Detective "Thanks" he said. "Get out of my house" Yusuke growled. "No I think i'll stay" said The Detective. "How can you play this game, when your friend, Kuwabara just died" The Detective said. "Like this it's easy, besides we already told you he wasn't our friend" Kurama explained.

"Well anyway the clue I found was....... Bum Bum Bum Bum "Where's that music coming from anyway as I was saying the clue is um........ what was it again, ah yes the clue is this I love Lucy poster." He said holding it up.

"Okay are you sure thats a clue to his death, or is it a clue to your insanity" said Hiei looking at it. "What I meant was this little stain of BBQ sauce on his shirt" said the Detective. "So what he was a pig, big deal" Kurama said. "Can you leave now?" Yusuke asked in a mad voice. "Yeah, but I'LL BE BACK" said the Detecive in a deep voice. "MWAHAHAHA."

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Later That Night

"Here he is live in Tokyo it's The Detective" said the television vioce guy.

"Thanks tv vioce guy" said J-Leno. "So Detective how does it feel to be investigating the biggest death scene in years" said J-Leno. "Yeah" The Detective said while looking dazed off."Will it make you happy if you solve this case" said J-Leno. "Yeah" he said still dazzed off. "What will you do after you solve this case" said J- Leno. "Yeah" he said dazzed off agian. "Well thats all the time we have today see you next time for this show" J-Leno said. The Detective's thoughts this whole time ( My God look at his chin can it get any bigger, it's like you can land a plane on that thing).

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At Kuwabara's house

"Yummy yummy yummy I love my chicken wings" the Detective said as some guy gets hit on the head on the TV. "Ha Ha Ha that never gets old" he said as he got up and saw Kuwabara was gone "I should probably tell someone..... oh well" he said as he started to raid the fridge, and when he shut the door, he saw Kuwabara standing next to him. "Ahhhhhhh" he yelled and got a GAINT frying pan, and hit Kuwabara in the head with it and then went to watch TV somemore.

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A/N - That was chapter one. I guess you are wonder why I named the story Zombie

Banana Peel, you will find out soon enough I know It's strange but you'll understand it in the

next chapter I PROMISE, but I don't know if i't will be any longer though.