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You Got Mail
CHAPTER FOUR

Author's Notes: Yay n.n Thanks for all for all of the reviews :D

Sorry, I meant to update yesterday but noooo, my computer wasn't working =/
This is a stupid, pointless chapter so...bleh...

Uh...Happy reading! n.n; o.o;
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"You two can go home now. Detention is over," the principal said, he opened the door, and his eyes widened as he saw the two of us 'kissing'. I quickly pulled away, wobbling backwards into my chair.

"It's not what you think!" I blurted out, mentally hitting myself on the forehead. I looked over at Sora, whose face was red. I couldn't help but put on a small smile. He looked cute when he was blushing.
Oh god, what am I thinking!?

"I will (cough) just...(hiccup) pretend that never, ever happened," the principal said, closing the door slowly. I shot a glare at Sora,"We will never talk about this to anyone."

"Right," he agreed, nodding his head.

"This whole thing never happened."

"Right."

"We will never speak of this...incident to each other. Ever."

"Right..."

"You will obey everything I say."

"What!?"

"Hahaha, just kidding. Looks like you never mistakes after all, nerd," I joked. Sora shook his head.

"Nah. I am a mistake," he said quietly. Getting out of the chair, he walked out of the room.
What did he mean by 'I am a mistake'?
I shook off my train of thoughts. This guy keeps getting into my head. Letting out a sigh, I took my leave and ran home. I still couldn't help but think about Sora. 'Talking to Aladdin will help...maybe...'

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"You Got Mail!"

I smiled. Must be Aladdin.

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:...

Message:

Hi...I just came back from school. I was late for school this morning x.X 'cause I was talking to you, but thats okay. It's not the first time I've gotten detention.

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - ...

Message:

I was late also...and wow, you got detention, too!? That really sucks...it was the first time EVER that I got detention. Sora got detention, too! Out of all people! =O

Y'know what? I was so bored that I almost jumped out the window to escape from detention, a.k.a hell. But Sora stopped me...I could've gotten caught since there was a security camera hidden in a bush!

And also, out of all people, he called ME an idiot! Can you believe it!? I mean sure, I am one, but HE was the one that called me that!

Oh yeah...did I mention we kinda kissed? By ACCIDENT, of course. I -cough- kinda fell, so he helped me up. And, well, he pulled me up a little too hard, making us...'kiss'.
o.o

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - ...

Message:

It kind of sounds you like this Sora kid a lot...but thats just me.

You're not an idiot. You just didn't know. ;)


To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:WHAT!?

Message:

WHAT!? I do NOT like Sora. Why would I like a nerd like him!? Even you aren't a nerd!

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

I'm not a nerd? Then why does HiKairi call me that?

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

She's probably just jealous of you or something. U.U

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

Jealous? I don't think so. She has everything: popularity, looks, and...well, everything else!

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

Uh-huh. Everything? She's pretty? You have a picture of her or something? I want to see for myself...that bitch has no right to call you a nerd u.u

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

Nope, I don't, and if I did, I'd be a stalker =P

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

Lol, yeah, you would =P

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - WHAT!?

Message:

You have a picture of Sora?

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Picture

Message:

Actually, yes, I do. But I don't have a scanner or anything.

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

Ah-ha! So you're a stalker! Lol, j/k. I thought you didn't like him?

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

I DON'T. It's the yearbook picture from last year. We were always in the same class...for some reason... =/

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

Ooohh... you're lucky! Your school gets yearbooks. Mine doesn't. :( How sad is that? :P

-Beep- An instant message popped up, the sender being Selphie.

xxxSe1phiexxx:Hiya!
PaopuPrincess:Oh hi :)
xxxSe1phiexxx:I can't believe YOU got detention! Everybody was all talking about you and Sora!
PaopuPrincess:Really? What did they say?
xxxSe1phiexxx:They were just surprised and all...what made you late anyway?
PaopuPrincess:Well, in the morning, Aladdin and I were e-mailing each other and I lost track of time
xxxSe1phiexxx:Ooo! You like Aladdin, don't you!?
PaopuPrincess:...
xxxSe1phiexxx:Admit it!!!
PaopuPrincess:...Yeah, I do...
xxxSe1phiexxx: =3 MUAHAHAHA.
PaopuPrincess: =[
PaopuPrincess:brb
xxxSe1phiexxx:You're gonna talk to Aladdin, aren't you!?
xxxSe1phiexxx:His parents are brilliant. Aladdin is such...an original name!
xxxSe1phiexxx:I'm wwaaiitttinnnggg....

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

O.O Seriously? Your school doesn't give out yearbooks?

PaopuPrincess
:I just sent him an e-mail =)
xxxSe1phiexxx:Ooo.What did he say!?
PaopuPrincess:He said his school doesn't give out yearbooks
xxxSe1phiexxx: O.O
[xxxSe1phiexxx is typing...]

"You got Mail!"

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

Yeah, shocking, isn't it? :P

xxxSe1phiexxx:Does he go to a poor school or something? Lol
PaopuPrincess:I dunno. Dare me to ask? Lol, j/k. That would be rude.
xxxSe1phiexxx:Yeah, it would. Duh.
[xxxSe1phiexxx is typing...]

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

Yeah, it is...

Hey, what's your teacher's name?

xxxSe1phiexxx:Awww g2g. See ya
PaopuPrincess:Bye

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Picture

Message:

You want to know that devil's name? It's Mr. Moon.

He is really strict and gives us a lot of projects/essays. I think he hates me or something...but of course, all teachers hate their students =P


To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Teachers

Message:

Ha. Sounds a lot like my teacher, Mrs. Moon. (Maybe they're married? Lol)

Why would he hate you? Nobody would hate you...I don't
.

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Teachers

Message:

Well, I...I don't know, but I just have a feeling he hates me or something, even though I'm the smartest guy in my class.

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Teachers

Message:

Nah. He's probably just jealous of ya! ;P (Lol, a teacher being jealous of a student...) And anyway, I think Mrs. Moon hates ME! No...scratch that— I think Mrs. Moon hates the whole class!

You have any friends at your school? (Wait a minute, why am I asking this question? Of course you have friends!)

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Teachers

Message:

Actually...I only have a couple friends...I bet you have a lot, considering that you're popular; I'm not.

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Teachers

Message:

Oh...I'm sorry...for asking a stupid question. x.X;

-cough- This is a little embarrassing...but...can you help me out with my math? I don't understand it... n.n;

-Beep- Another instant message. I clicked 'accept'.

PrInCeSStalkaLOT:wwwaaasssssuuuuuppppppp =3
PaopuPrincess:Hiya Yuffie
PrInCeSStalkaLOT:grrr im sooo bored!!!111!!!11
PaopuPrincess:Teehee, I'm not. HAHAHAHA. j/k
PrInCeSStalkaLOT:heeeyyy! u think i should im squallie!? hes online!!!11!!
PaopuPrincess:Sure. Go ahead and bug him even more than usual— I don't think he'll mind =P
PrInCeSStalkaLOT:okey dokey! muahahahahahaha. ttyl

I closed the IM. "You got mail!"

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Teachers

Message:

Sure. Whats the problem?

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Math

Message:

Thanks! Here is the problem:

'If your salary is $14.75 per hour, your annual salary is approximately:

A.$5,000
B.$10,000
C.$15,000
D.$30,000
E.$45,000'

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

Thats an easy problem!

'If your salary is $14.75 per hour, your annual salary is approximately:

A.$5,000
B.$10,000
C.$15,000
D.$30,000
E.$45,000'

Problem solving often requires assumptions about the problem. For this problem, we are not told how many hours per week you work, or how many weeks per year you are paid. We assume a 40-hour week, and we also assume that you are paid 52 weeks per year.

Estimate-

Your hour salary is about $15 per hour.
A 40-hour week gives us 40 x $15 = $600 per week.
For the estimate, we calculate the wages for 50 weeks instead of 52:
50 weeks yields x $600 = $30,000
The answer is 'D.'

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

WOW! O.O You ARE smart! Thanks so much! n.n

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

No problem :) Need any more help?

To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

Well, I do have one more problem I don't understand...but you don't have to help, unless you want to :) It's a rrreeeaaalllyyyy hard question.

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

It's okay :D


To:NobodysRomeo(at)blah. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

Okay, thanks! Heres the problem:

'Assuming that lights travel 186,000 miles per second, what is the distance (in miles) that travels in 1 year? This is the unit of length known as a 'light-year'. Give your answer in scientific notation.'

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:Re. - Math

Message:

Wow, thats an easy problem too!

'Assuming that lights travel 186,000 miles per second, what is the distance (in miles) that travels in 1 year? This is the unit of length known as a light-year. Give your answer in scientific notation.'

Solution-

One year is 365.25 days = 365.25 x 24 hours
=365.25 x 24 x 60 minutes
=365.25 x 24 x 60 x 60 seconds
=31,557,600 seconds

Since light travels 186,000 miles each second and there are 31,557,600 seconds in 1 year, we have:

186,000 x 31,557,600 = 5,869,713,600,000 5.87 x 10(to the power of 12)

Thus, light travels 5.87 x 10(to the power of 12) miles in 1 year.

Hope that helps =D

[???'s PoV] (a/n:hmm...wonder who's PoV this is...) ;P

"Hmm...so three hundred sixty-five and twenty-five tenths times twenty-four times sixty time sixty is thirty-one million, five hundred fifty- seven thousand, six hundred seconds..." I said, tapping my pencil in my hand.

"Oh, so you'll have to multiply it to one hundred eighty- six times thirty one million, five hundred fifty seven thousand, six hundred and...I got it!"

I typed down the answer in the e-mail and sent the e-mail. 'If 'Minnie' gets an A on her homework tomorrow, it'll be thanks to me.' I smiled. I chuckled. Minnie, strange name.

"Hey, Idiot, get your ass down here!!!" a voice boomed from downstairs. 'Aww man...'

"Okay! Hold on!"

[Kairi's PoV]

'Wow. Now I know why Aladdin is the smartest kid in his class...'

"You got Mail!"

'Another one? I didn't even reply yet.'

To:PaopuPrincess(at)hiya. com
Subject:See ya

Message:

I have to go. Bye =)


"Aww," I complained,"This really sucks. Now who do I talk to?"

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Author's Notes:That was pretty short...at least, to me it is o.o;
I'm gonna work on my other fanfic, so the next chapter won't come 'til probably Friday.

Quick FAQs:

Q.Whats with the math thing!?
A.It was just to show ya how smart Aladdin was, y'know?

Q.Where did you get the math questions from?
A.My sister's math book.

Q.What did Sora mean, in the beginning, when he said 'I am a mistake' to Kairi?
A.Can't answer that question just yet -dodges all the rocks and shoes being thrown-

Well, please review =D (You'll make me very happy if you do!) ;3

Special Thanks to:AeRiSdOnO,Cyn(),Makayla Cole(),SummonerMomo,Juzlovnsora,Anime-Master7,HisLight,Zanisha,teh rabid chipmunk of d00m() [where is my cheese!? lol, j/k],Antonio(),and Mugs for the reviews =D
You guys are so -sniff- nice. -sniff snif-
All names with () beside it are annonymous reviewers.

Makayla Cole()-Hmm...I'll try to make him get in trouble next chapter ;D

Bleh, thats all...er...yeah...so...review! =D =P