Title: Prince of Ponta
Disclaimer: I do not own Tennis no Ojisama or any of it's characters. Rating: PG-13 for further chapters
Warning: There is some OOC-ness so if you do not like that sort of thing please do not read. This is my first Tenipuri fanfic so I beg of you please be nice. Enjoy the insane story!
Chapter 1: The Flasher
Ryoma the Prince of Ponta was just walking in the woods minding his own business. Ryoma liked the woods, the quiet sounds of birds and buds chattering with each other but him at ease. He looked over his shoulder every once in a while to make sure Karupin, his beloved cat was following him. When your biggest fear is that your cat may get lost out in the woods, life is good. Infact, life was so good for Ryoma that he didn't even bother to ware his royal armor that is in a shape of a ponta can.
The Prince of Ponta was just about to finish his daily stroll when he suddenly stopped.
"Did you hear that, Karupin?" Ryoma asked his cat. The only reply he got was a big yawn.
"Guess not." he said quietly to himself. He must have only imagined the sound of footsteps approaching him. Ryoma continued his walk to the castle when the faint melody of footsteps gradually got louder.
"Who's there?!" Ryoma shouted as he glared at the general direction the noise was comming from. He was ready to draw his racquet at a moments notice. The footsteps stopped, but Ryoma still kept his on the possible enemy. Finally after what seemed like 5.4638 seconds a figure emerged from a bush.
The small first years eyes got wider than humanly thought possible. The person standing in front of him had only a small thong on. His face looked somewhat familiar to Ryoma but that's not where his eyes were focused. The almost nude person smiled, flicked his hair and said, "Hello Prince of Ponta."
Ryoma fainted from the trauma of having of having to stare at a person with only a thong slightly too small for him for more than a minute.
In a dark corner, far away from the flasher, Karupin watched her human being picked up and carried away. Being the well trained royal pet she was, she found her way back to the castle to report this disturbing news.
Back at the castle Echizen Nanjiro was sitting in his ponta chair (literally), and reading hentai.
"Uhh... King Ponta? Karupin-sama would like to talk to you....."
Nanjiro raised his head from the nude bodies on paper, and looked at the servant as though he had swallowed one of Karupin's hair balls.
"Karupin? Wants to talk to moi? Karupin? Oh, whatever, bring her in." he said as he waved a hand and returned his attention to his reading. Karupin rushed through the doors and past the puzzled faces of the guards. The room was as silent as a grave except for the constant soft tapping noise of Karupin's paws hitting the cold marble floor. The cat finally stopped in front of the perverted king, but at least he doesn't expose his back end to innocent to first year boys.
"So........what is it Karupin?" Nanjiro asked his pet in a rather bored tone.
"Nya!" she replied very urgently for a domestic cat.
"I don't follow." the King said as he yawned. Karupin was looking very miffed now and she started to walk around.
"By the way, where is that little brat? I'm getting very bored. " he asked anybody willing to listen, which was Karupin at the moment. She stopped walking and glared in Nanjiro's general direction. With much effort Karupin stood up on her hind legs and walked around glaring at random objects. This got Nanjiro's attention, he observed the cat's actions which he believed was an imitation of his son.
"Okay, what happened to Ryoma?" he raised an eyebrow as he asked.
Karupin, now looking less angry, answered by moving to the opposite spot where she had stood. This time she took on an arrogant expression and flicked the fur on her head. Then she gave the ponta sign for ÔYou got flashed'. Karupin then quickly resumed her Ryoma walk and pretended to faint. Last, she imitated picking up a limp body.
With Karupin's big blue eyes fixed on the kind as stood she flicked her tail as she waited. The kings face was in deep concentration and Karupin hoped he was processing what she had tried to explain and not about porn.
"I think I understand ." he paused. Karupin lifted her head a bit higher.
"Ryoma ,that little bastard, became a stripper, didn't he?!?!" Nanjiro yelled as everyone in the room looked like they had just eaten a spoiled banana.
"Uhhhhh....Nanjiro-sama? I think Karupin was trying to say that someone flashed Ryoma which caused him to fait from trauma, then he was dragged away by the flasher." one of the guards spoke-up. Karupin purred, looking very pleased indeed.
"Ehem, I knew that! What do you think I can't even understand a cat!?.... Don't answer that. I think it's time we get Ryoma back, send someone over to inform the Prince of Apples!
That's all for now! Please review!!!!!
Chapter 1: The Flasher
Ryoma the Prince of Ponta was just walking in the woods minding his own business. Ryoma liked the woods, the quiet sounds of birds and buds chattering with each other but him at ease. He looked over his shoulder every once in a while to make sure Karupin, his beloved cat was following him. When your biggest fear is that your cat may get lost out in the woods, life is good. Infact, life was so good for Ryoma that he didn't even bother to ware his royal armor that is in a shape of a ponta can.
The Prince of Ponta was just about to finish his daily stroll when he suddenly stopped.
"Did you hear that, Karupin?" Ryoma asked his cat. The only reply he got was a big yawn.
"Guess not." he said quietly to himself. He must have only imagined the sound of footsteps approaching him. Ryoma continued his walk to the castle when the faint melody of footsteps gradually got louder.
"Who's there?!" Ryoma shouted as he glared at the general direction the noise was comming from. He was ready to draw his racquet at a moments notice. The footsteps stopped, but Ryoma still kept his on the possible enemy. Finally after what seemed like 5.4638 seconds a figure emerged from a bush.
The small first years eyes got wider than humanly thought possible. The person standing in front of him had only a small thong on. His face looked somewhat familiar to Ryoma but that's not where his eyes were focused. The almost nude person smiled, flicked his hair and said, "Hello Prince of Ponta."
Ryoma fainted from the trauma of having of having to stare at a person with only a thong slightly too small for him for more than a minute.
In a dark corner, far away from the flasher, Karupin watched her human being picked up and carried away. Being the well trained royal pet she was, she found her way back to the castle to report this disturbing news.
Back at the castle Echizen Nanjiro was sitting in his ponta chair (literally), and reading hentai.
"Uhh... King Ponta? Karupin-sama would like to talk to you....."
Nanjiro raised his head from the nude bodies on paper, and looked at the servant as though he had swallowed one of Karupin's hair balls.
"Karupin? Wants to talk to moi? Karupin? Oh, whatever, bring her in." he said as he waved a hand and returned his attention to his reading. Karupin rushed through the doors and past the puzzled faces of the guards. The room was as silent as a grave except for the constant soft tapping noise of Karupin's paws hitting the cold marble floor. The cat finally stopped in front of the perverted king, but at least he doesn't expose his back end to innocent to first year boys.
"So........what is it Karupin?" Nanjiro asked his pet in a rather bored tone.
"Nya!" she replied very urgently for a domestic cat.
"I don't follow." the King said as he yawned. Karupin was looking very miffed now and she started to walk around.
"By the way, where is that little brat? I'm getting very bored. " he asked anybody willing to listen, which was Karupin at the moment. She stopped walking and glared in Nanjiro's general direction. With much effort Karupin stood up on her hind legs and walked around glaring at random objects. This got Nanjiro's attention, he observed the cat's actions which he believed was an imitation of his son.
"Okay, what happened to Ryoma?" he raised an eyebrow as he asked.
Karupin, now looking less angry, answered by moving to the opposite spot where she had stood. This time she took on an arrogant expression and flicked the fur on her head. Then she gave the ponta sign for ÔYou got flashed'. Karupin then quickly resumed her Ryoma walk and pretended to faint. Last, she imitated picking up a limp body.
With Karupin's big blue eyes fixed on the kind as stood she flicked her tail as she waited. The kings face was in deep concentration and Karupin hoped he was processing what she had tried to explain and not about porn.
"I think I understand ." he paused. Karupin lifted her head a bit higher.
"Ryoma ,that little bastard, became a stripper, didn't he?!?!" Nanjiro yelled as everyone in the room looked like they had just eaten a spoiled banana.
"Uhhhhh....Nanjiro-sama? I think Karupin was trying to say that someone flashed Ryoma which caused him to fait from trauma, then he was dragged away by the flasher." one of the guards spoke-up. Karupin purred, looking very pleased indeed.
"Ehem, I knew that! What do you think I can't even understand a cat!?.... Don't answer that. I think it's time we get Ryoma back, send someone over to inform the Prince of Apples!
That's all for now! Please review!!!!!