Title:Prince of Ponta
Disclaimer:I do not own Prince of Tennis or any of it's characters or anything else that has to do with it!
Warning: There is some OOC-ness even though I try my best to keep them in character, so if you're not into that kind of thing please do not read this cuz I don't want any hard-core flames.
Chapter 2: The Prince of Apples
Fuji the Prince of Apples was taking pictures of random things like he always did every morning. He was focusing on a small family of ducks when some people bursted in through the main gates. Fuji at first, paid no attention to these strangers until he realized they were people of Ponta.
"Hello, may I help you?" the royal Apple greeted them with his everlasting smile. The ponta people bowed, then one of them stood up.
"Prince of Apples, we must have a word with you." he said very urgently.
"Yes of course, what is it?" Fuji replied, still smiling like it was his birthday.
"Ryoma-sama has ran away to become a stripper and Nanjiro-sama wants him brought back so Ryoma-sama can strip for him and he also said you are welcome to join him watch his son take off his clothes in a seductive matter." the ponta person said as he gasped for air..
"...............hai?..............." was Fuji's only answer to that unpredicted request.
After much contradiction among the people of Ponta and several photographs later, they were all able to agree that the first story was wrong.
"So.....may I ask you why you are here?" Fuji asked politely.
A roll of film and two cups of tea later it was made clear that Ryoma has been kidnapped by a pervert and Nanjiro wants Fuji to rescue his son.Fuji's eyes were now wide open.
"Bring me the royal armor!" the prince of Apples called to the servants standing behind him.
"Yes, Fuji-sama!" they replied as they ran to fulfill Fuji's request. His servants quickly returned with a huge Apple that had a hole for a head, arms and legs. Fuji smiled as he saw his armor. He remembered the first time he put on the apple. He was only ten and much shorter then he is now. The prince fell over on his back like a turtle and waved his arms and legs up in the air for three hours before his sister came to save him.
ÔAh... those were the good times.' Fuji thought to himself as he put on the armor quite effortlessly.
"Oh and could you take these people back to the land of Ponta?" Fuji politely asked some servants on his way out.
"Tell your king not to worry, I'll bring back Echizen-kun." and with that the big apple with legs and and arms walked out of the town better than any gigantic apple could manage.
Fuji, the Prince of Apples was sure he was going to need a horse, and not just any horse but a special horse.... where could he find that?
The sudden sound of yelling brought the apple out of his thoughts. He turned his head to the loud yelling. Off to the side of the road stood a huge snake and a peach.
"Oh yeah? Well your dad had your mama!" the peach yelled. Actually it was no peach at all but a boy with spiky hair in peach armor.
"If my dad had my mama then my dad is a women and my mama is a dike! Dork! Hissss." the snake yelled back, which, like the peach, was a boy in snake armor.
"Well why didn't you say so?" the peach boy tried to place his arms on his hips, but failed because the armor was too big.
"Hey, in that case then when do the males come in?" asked snake person.
"Your uncle ofcorse!" replied peach person as though he has solved the great mystery of life.
"Hold up, if my uncle and my dad, which is a women, had my mama, then my dad's brother and her gave birth to my mama, which is my dad's and my uncles daughter and somehow she became a dike and married my dad which is her mother?" snake dude said, becoming more and more confused.
Fuji could not control himself any more, he had to enter this conversation.
"Oh, wait a second if your mama's father is the brother of your dad, then that means that your dad's brother is your great-uncle...right?" the apple asked.
"Uhhh.... right. So how was I born if both my parents are dikes? Hiss." the snake asked.
"Maybe your great-uncle is also your biological father!" the peach boy shoved his way back into the conversation.
"So my great-uncle and my dad (that is a women) had my mother but she married her biological mother and slept with her biological dad which happens to be my great-uncle but I'm also his son? Hiss. That makes no sense you idiot!" the snake yelled.
"Nothing eve makes sense, mamushi!" the peach yelled back as he waved his arms around dramatically. Fuji was terribly enjoying this conversation but he soon remembered why he was here in the first place.
"Uh, sorry to break up this love-fest, but do you two know where I might find a really good horse?" the prince of apples asked.
"Oh, well why don't you come with me to the Land of Atobe? I'm sure you'll find a good horse there." the peach boy said as he smiled.
"Thank you. I think I will. By the way my name is Fuji." he asked as he held out his hand. The peach took his hand and shook it a bit too hard for the Apple.
"Fuji? You mean Prince Fuji?! Wow! I'm Momoshiro, but you can call me Momo for short.Oh, shouldn't I call you Fuji-sempai?" Momoshiro asked as he griped Fuji's hand a little harder.
"Sure, what ever you want." Fuji smiled, successfully hiding the pain throbbing in his hand. Momo finally let go of Fuji-sempai's hand, not noticing it was as red as his armor.
"Are you coming too?..uh.." Fuji directed this question at the snake.
"Kaidoh. And no, I'm not coming." Kaidoh said shortly.
"Oh, well good-bye then Kaidoh-kun." the Prince said as he and Momosiro left for the Land of Atobe.
Well that's all for the 2nd chapter! Sorry for the delay,I've been extremely lazy lately. I'll try to update more frequently in the future. Please review!
Disclaimer:I do not own Prince of Tennis or any of it's characters or anything else that has to do with it!
Warning: There is some OOC-ness even though I try my best to keep them in character, so if you're not into that kind of thing please do not read this cuz I don't want any hard-core flames.
Chapter 2: The Prince of Apples
Fuji the Prince of Apples was taking pictures of random things like he always did every morning. He was focusing on a small family of ducks when some people bursted in through the main gates. Fuji at first, paid no attention to these strangers until he realized they were people of Ponta.
"Hello, may I help you?" the royal Apple greeted them with his everlasting smile. The ponta people bowed, then one of them stood up.
"Prince of Apples, we must have a word with you." he said very urgently.
"Yes of course, what is it?" Fuji replied, still smiling like it was his birthday.
"Ryoma-sama has ran away to become a stripper and Nanjiro-sama wants him brought back so Ryoma-sama can strip for him and he also said you are welcome to join him watch his son take off his clothes in a seductive matter." the ponta person said as he gasped for air..
"...............hai?..............." was Fuji's only answer to that unpredicted request.
After much contradiction among the people of Ponta and several photographs later, they were all able to agree that the first story was wrong.
"So.....may I ask you why you are here?" Fuji asked politely.
A roll of film and two cups of tea later it was made clear that Ryoma has been kidnapped by a pervert and Nanjiro wants Fuji to rescue his son.Fuji's eyes were now wide open.
"Bring me the royal armor!" the prince of Apples called to the servants standing behind him.
"Yes, Fuji-sama!" they replied as they ran to fulfill Fuji's request. His servants quickly returned with a huge Apple that had a hole for a head, arms and legs. Fuji smiled as he saw his armor. He remembered the first time he put on the apple. He was only ten and much shorter then he is now. The prince fell over on his back like a turtle and waved his arms and legs up in the air for three hours before his sister came to save him.
ÔAh... those were the good times.' Fuji thought to himself as he put on the armor quite effortlessly.
"Oh and could you take these people back to the land of Ponta?" Fuji politely asked some servants on his way out.
"Tell your king not to worry, I'll bring back Echizen-kun." and with that the big apple with legs and and arms walked out of the town better than any gigantic apple could manage.
Fuji, the Prince of Apples was sure he was going to need a horse, and not just any horse but a special horse.... where could he find that?
The sudden sound of yelling brought the apple out of his thoughts. He turned his head to the loud yelling. Off to the side of the road stood a huge snake and a peach.
"Oh yeah? Well your dad had your mama!" the peach yelled. Actually it was no peach at all but a boy with spiky hair in peach armor.
"If my dad had my mama then my dad is a women and my mama is a dike! Dork! Hissss." the snake yelled back, which, like the peach, was a boy in snake armor.
"Well why didn't you say so?" the peach boy tried to place his arms on his hips, but failed because the armor was too big.
"Hey, in that case then when do the males come in?" asked snake person.
"Your uncle ofcorse!" replied peach person as though he has solved the great mystery of life.
"Hold up, if my uncle and my dad, which is a women, had my mama, then my dad's brother and her gave birth to my mama, which is my dad's and my uncles daughter and somehow she became a dike and married my dad which is her mother?" snake dude said, becoming more and more confused.
Fuji could not control himself any more, he had to enter this conversation.
"Oh, wait a second if your mama's father is the brother of your dad, then that means that your dad's brother is your great-uncle...right?" the apple asked.
"Uhhh.... right. So how was I born if both my parents are dikes? Hiss." the snake asked.
"Maybe your great-uncle is also your biological father!" the peach boy shoved his way back into the conversation.
"So my great-uncle and my dad (that is a women) had my mother but she married her biological mother and slept with her biological dad which happens to be my great-uncle but I'm also his son? Hiss. That makes no sense you idiot!" the snake yelled.
"Nothing eve makes sense, mamushi!" the peach yelled back as he waved his arms around dramatically. Fuji was terribly enjoying this conversation but he soon remembered why he was here in the first place.
"Uh, sorry to break up this love-fest, but do you two know where I might find a really good horse?" the prince of apples asked.
"Oh, well why don't you come with me to the Land of Atobe? I'm sure you'll find a good horse there." the peach boy said as he smiled.
"Thank you. I think I will. By the way my name is Fuji." he asked as he held out his hand. The peach took his hand and shook it a bit too hard for the Apple.
"Fuji? You mean Prince Fuji?! Wow! I'm Momoshiro, but you can call me Momo for short.Oh, shouldn't I call you Fuji-sempai?" Momoshiro asked as he griped Fuji's hand a little harder.
"Sure, what ever you want." Fuji smiled, successfully hiding the pain throbbing in his hand. Momo finally let go of Fuji-sempai's hand, not noticing it was as red as his armor.
"Are you coming too?..uh.." Fuji directed this question at the snake.
"Kaidoh. And no, I'm not coming." Kaidoh said shortly.
"Oh, well good-bye then Kaidoh-kun." the Prince said as he and Momosiro left for the Land of Atobe.
Well that's all for the 2nd chapter! Sorry for the delay,I've been extremely lazy lately. I'll try to update more frequently in the future. Please review!