Moving Down to South Park (a South Park fanfic)
A new apartment building gets built in South Park and with it, a whole pack of new residents. What do the original natives of South Park think of these new comers from...West Park?? A girl has a mad crush on Cartman, another girl marks her territory as Kyle (and she's a Jew!), a female hell razor who's a pyro, Siamese twins both named Kimmy, and more surprise "new neighbors". Hope y'all like it!
"Stan, come on!" Mrs. Marsh called from outside. Stan Marsh looked out the livingroom window, outside to where his mother and father were, in the car. Stan sighed, "I guess I'm just going to have to go along with this." he said to himself. He walked outside and sat in the back seat next to his older sister Shelly.
"Hey bratty little bastard," greeted Shelly, her voice with a thick lisp, caused by her ugly metal head gear.
"Shelly, don't talk to your brother that way." snapped Mrs. Marsh.
Stan didn't really care, he was used to his sister's taunting.
"Mom, why are we doing this?" spoke up Stan.
Mrs. Marsh looked into the back seat at her son and said, "Because it's the nice thing to do. You know, I just love befriending new neighbors."
Stan knew too well.
"Remember when Mr. Jefferson came to town and you invited him to dinner?" Stan questioned his mother.
Mrs. Marsh nodded, "Yeah but I didn't know he would get in bed with you!"
Mr. Marsh laughed from the driver's seat, "I thought he was cool. He gave me a hundred dollars."
Mrs. Marsh shook her head in disbelief while Shelly and Stan laughed from the back seat.
Moments later, they arrived in front of a pretty big apartment building. The building was light blue and seemed to be the only different looking house in South Park. It was just built about a month before, and just the week before new residents had moved into it. So far, no one had actually seen anyone new who lived in the apartment building.
Everyone followed Mrs. Marsh into the apartment building.
What are we doing? Thought Stan.
Mrs. Marsh decided to ring the buzzer on the first door in the building. Some running sounds came from behind it and when the door opened, a tall woman with long brown hair was standing there looking a bit angry.
"I told you damn bastards, I'm NOT interested!!" screamed the woman and she slammed the door shut in Mrs. Marsh's face.
"Um, honey...maybe we should try the next one." said Mr. Marsh looking shocked.
But before they could try the next door, apartment number one's door opened again only it wasn't the woman again. It was a girl probably about Stan's age, maybe a little older, who also had long brown, only it was a lot shinier and well kept than the woman's. The girl also had big eyes, with long eye lashes. She was wearing a pair of fuzzy purple leg warmers, vanilla colored corduroy pants, and a soft purple turtleneck, proper warm attire for the snowy Colorado climate in South Park.
"Uh...hello there," began the girl with uncertianty, "Can I help you people?"
"Hi there!" greeted Mrs. Marsh happily, "I'm Mrs. Marsh and this is my husband and my daughter Shelly and my son Stan. We see you're family is new here in South Park and we just wanted to bring in the welcome wagon!!"
Stan glanced at the girl, and she looked a little scared, "Oh-kay." she said uncertainly.
The woman came back to the door and stood behind the girl.
"God damn it!! Who are you people?! And stop trying to sell me shit! I already have tampons!!" screamed the woman.
The girl started chuckling, "Um...mom these people are here to-"
"Welcome you!" finished Mrs. Marsh.
"Mom? Can we go now?" asked Shelly.
"Shut up Shelly!" said Stan, elbowing her.
"Oh!" cried the woman, "I see now! Well, why don't y'all come in and I can show you the family!"
The woman led the Marsh's into a small livingroom, that looked quite unpacked. On the wall behind the couch, were pictures of the girl and some other people.
"Well, mah name is Ms. Ericson, an this is mah daughter Carman." introduced the woman, finally and then she continued, "Why don't cha'all have a seat? I'm so sorry about the mix up at the door, I've been havin these damn bastards comin up to mah door eva since we came here." Ms. Ericson explained.
"Oh...well it'll soon pass." Mrs. Marsh said. She sat down on the couch next to her husband and Shelly, while Stan perched himself on a rocking arm chair near the door.
"So, where did you move from Ms. Ericson?" asked Mr. Marsh.
"We all moved down here from West Park. It's up north in Colorado." answered Ms. Ericson, "Now how about some lemonade?"
Ms. Ericson went to get the lemonade and Carman just stood near the doorway to their apartment.
"So, Carman, do you have any brothers or sisters?" Mrs. Marsh asked, trying to be friendly.
"No," answered Carman, "But my cousin Jeff lives here with us. He's the same age as me. He's probably upstairs playing X Box or something."
Ms. Ericson came back into the room and handed out some glasses of lemonade.
"So...who else lives in this new building?" asked Mrs. Marsh.
"A bunch of mah old neighbors. The Walter's, the Anderson's, the Carson's, and the Jonston's. We knew them back in West Park."
"Why did you move here? Your job?"
"Nah. Our old apartment building went up in flames. It was the Anderson's new kid. She burnt the damn shit hole down and we moved here," said Ms. Ericson, "Hey, you'll have to meet the Anderson's. They're pretty nice."
The visit went on pretty smoothly. Jeff, Carman's cousin, came down for awhile to see who had invaded his new home. Jeff was a short kid, (Stan's height) and had messy black hair.
"Dude, you should come meet my other friends and maybe we could hang out," Stan said to Jeff before they left.
"Oh...okay." said Jeff slowly, he seemed to be the shy type.
When the Marsh's were all back in their car, Mrs. Marsh seemed excited.
"Boy are they a nice family, we should invite them to dinner sometime." she said.
"I wonder who else lives there." said Stan aloud.
"Ms. Ericson told me there were some other girls you're age who lived there too and they're going to start school with you kids."
"Oh great," sighed Shelly sarcastically.
This might be pretty cool. thought Stan.
On Saturday, the next day, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Stan met over at Kyle's to hang out. Butter's was there too for some reason.
"What the fuck Kyle? Why is Butter's here?" Cartman asked.
"Dude, my mom made him come over." Kyle answered.
"So fellas, what should we play? How about House?" asked Butters.
"I'm not playing House." Cartman said.
"Oh come on, I can be the mom and–"began Butters.
"Butters, don't even say it." Kyle said.
"But–"
"SHUT IT!"
"What should we do?" wondered Kyle, settling himself down on the newly snow fallen ground.
"Hey watch this!" Cartman said. He made a snow ball and then flung it at Butters's crotch so that it made a damp spot.
"Butters peed himself!" laughed Cartman.
Everybody laughed.
"What? What's everybody laughing at?" wondered Butters, looking wildly around.
"Hey, I have an idea, why don't we ask Jeff over?" Stan announced.
"Who's Jeff? Is he a new kid?" asked Kyle.
"Who lives over at the new apartment building?" asked Kenny, his voice barely audible, muffled by his thick jacket.
"Yeah," answered Stan, "You guys should meet him."
So the guys agreed and when they got over to the apartment building, Carman was sitting out on the front steps with another girl. The other girl had short black hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a denim skirt, light blue tights, and black boots, along with a light blue jacket and scarf.
"Hey Carman is Jeff home?" asked Stan.
Carman shook her head, "No. He went somewhere with my mom."
"Probably to the vet," laughed the other girl.
"Denise, shut the hell up." snapped Carman.
"Anorexic bitch." muttered Denise.
"I heard that!" cried Carman, but Denise only laughed.
"She's always calling me that," sighed Carman.
"Well I guess we should go," said Stan turning to go.
"Wait! Introduce me to your cute friend." Denise said. She ran off the porch and over to the boys.
"Who are you talking about?" Stan asked.
"Him!" Denise pointed to Kyle, who turned bright red.
Carman laughed, "Denise you have bad taste."
"She's right," said Cartman, agreeing with Carman, "Kyle's a J- O-O!!"
"J-O-O?" repeated Denise looking confused.
"A dirty Jew!" laughed Cartman.
"Wait a second–you're Jewish?" asked Denise.
"Yeah..." answered Kyle, not sure how Denise would respond.
"I'm...I'm..." Denise seemed unable to speak anymore.
"What this bitch is trying to say is," spoke up Carman, "She's a J- O-O too!"
"Seriously?" Cartman laughed, "This is too awesome! Now there are two Jews in South Park!"
"Cartman, there's more than that." said Stan, but Cartman wasn't listening.
"You're Jewish too?" Kyle asked Denise, just to be sure.
Denise folded her arms across her chest, "Yep." she answered.
"That is...um...cool?" Kyle said, feeling a little shy.
Denise giggled, "You are too cute!"
Kyle blushed again.
"Ohkay can we go now?" asked Cartman.
"Hold on, before you guys go," said Carman, "Stan, introduce us to the rest of your friends."
"All right, the fat ass is Cartman, that's Kenny, you already know me and Kyle, and oh this dip shit is Butters." introduced Stan.
"Uh, hey there ladies. My name is Butters." said Butters.
"We know." said Denise, still checking out Kyle.
"So...uh who else lives here?" asked Stan.
"Well...there are three other girls besides us." said Carman.
"Four if you count the other Kimmy as a separate person." added Denise.
"You'll probably see them all in school on Monday." Carman told the boys.
"You're going to our school?" asked Kyle.
"Dude, our school sucks." Cartman added.
"Yeah we're going to your school, we're in your grade." said Denise, ignoring Cartman's comment.
"You guys look...." Kyle stared up and down at the two girls.
"What Kyle is trying to say is," said Stan, "You guys look older than us. I didn't think we were in the same grade. Or even the same age."
Denise laughed, "We get that all the time."
End of Chapter 1!! In the next chapter, the girls start school in South Park! Will their new school be different than their old one in....West Park? Plus, there are more surprises when the gang meets the rest of the West Park girls!! Find out about it all in chapter 2!!
Please review! I hope you all enjoyed it!
A new apartment building gets built in South Park and with it, a whole pack of new residents. What do the original natives of South Park think of these new comers from...West Park?? A girl has a mad crush on Cartman, another girl marks her territory as Kyle (and she's a Jew!), a female hell razor who's a pyro, Siamese twins both named Kimmy, and more surprise "new neighbors". Hope y'all like it!
"Stan, come on!" Mrs. Marsh called from outside. Stan Marsh looked out the livingroom window, outside to where his mother and father were, in the car. Stan sighed, "I guess I'm just going to have to go along with this." he said to himself. He walked outside and sat in the back seat next to his older sister Shelly.
"Hey bratty little bastard," greeted Shelly, her voice with a thick lisp, caused by her ugly metal head gear.
"Shelly, don't talk to your brother that way." snapped Mrs. Marsh.
Stan didn't really care, he was used to his sister's taunting.
"Mom, why are we doing this?" spoke up Stan.
Mrs. Marsh looked into the back seat at her son and said, "Because it's the nice thing to do. You know, I just love befriending new neighbors."
Stan knew too well.
"Remember when Mr. Jefferson came to town and you invited him to dinner?" Stan questioned his mother.
Mrs. Marsh nodded, "Yeah but I didn't know he would get in bed with you!"
Mr. Marsh laughed from the driver's seat, "I thought he was cool. He gave me a hundred dollars."
Mrs. Marsh shook her head in disbelief while Shelly and Stan laughed from the back seat.
Moments later, they arrived in front of a pretty big apartment building. The building was light blue and seemed to be the only different looking house in South Park. It was just built about a month before, and just the week before new residents had moved into it. So far, no one had actually seen anyone new who lived in the apartment building.
Everyone followed Mrs. Marsh into the apartment building.
What are we doing? Thought Stan.
Mrs. Marsh decided to ring the buzzer on the first door in the building. Some running sounds came from behind it and when the door opened, a tall woman with long brown hair was standing there looking a bit angry.
"I told you damn bastards, I'm NOT interested!!" screamed the woman and she slammed the door shut in Mrs. Marsh's face.
"Um, honey...maybe we should try the next one." said Mr. Marsh looking shocked.
But before they could try the next door, apartment number one's door opened again only it wasn't the woman again. It was a girl probably about Stan's age, maybe a little older, who also had long brown, only it was a lot shinier and well kept than the woman's. The girl also had big eyes, with long eye lashes. She was wearing a pair of fuzzy purple leg warmers, vanilla colored corduroy pants, and a soft purple turtleneck, proper warm attire for the snowy Colorado climate in South Park.
"Uh...hello there," began the girl with uncertianty, "Can I help you people?"
"Hi there!" greeted Mrs. Marsh happily, "I'm Mrs. Marsh and this is my husband and my daughter Shelly and my son Stan. We see you're family is new here in South Park and we just wanted to bring in the welcome wagon!!"
Stan glanced at the girl, and she looked a little scared, "Oh-kay." she said uncertainly.
The woman came back to the door and stood behind the girl.
"God damn it!! Who are you people?! And stop trying to sell me shit! I already have tampons!!" screamed the woman.
The girl started chuckling, "Um...mom these people are here to-"
"Welcome you!" finished Mrs. Marsh.
"Mom? Can we go now?" asked Shelly.
"Shut up Shelly!" said Stan, elbowing her.
"Oh!" cried the woman, "I see now! Well, why don't y'all come in and I can show you the family!"
The woman led the Marsh's into a small livingroom, that looked quite unpacked. On the wall behind the couch, were pictures of the girl and some other people.
"Well, mah name is Ms. Ericson, an this is mah daughter Carman." introduced the woman, finally and then she continued, "Why don't cha'all have a seat? I'm so sorry about the mix up at the door, I've been havin these damn bastards comin up to mah door eva since we came here." Ms. Ericson explained.
"Oh...well it'll soon pass." Mrs. Marsh said. She sat down on the couch next to her husband and Shelly, while Stan perched himself on a rocking arm chair near the door.
"So, where did you move from Ms. Ericson?" asked Mr. Marsh.
"We all moved down here from West Park. It's up north in Colorado." answered Ms. Ericson, "Now how about some lemonade?"
Ms. Ericson went to get the lemonade and Carman just stood near the doorway to their apartment.
"So, Carman, do you have any brothers or sisters?" Mrs. Marsh asked, trying to be friendly.
"No," answered Carman, "But my cousin Jeff lives here with us. He's the same age as me. He's probably upstairs playing X Box or something."
Ms. Ericson came back into the room and handed out some glasses of lemonade.
"So...who else lives in this new building?" asked Mrs. Marsh.
"A bunch of mah old neighbors. The Walter's, the Anderson's, the Carson's, and the Jonston's. We knew them back in West Park."
"Why did you move here? Your job?"
"Nah. Our old apartment building went up in flames. It was the Anderson's new kid. She burnt the damn shit hole down and we moved here," said Ms. Ericson, "Hey, you'll have to meet the Anderson's. They're pretty nice."
The visit went on pretty smoothly. Jeff, Carman's cousin, came down for awhile to see who had invaded his new home. Jeff was a short kid, (Stan's height) and had messy black hair.
"Dude, you should come meet my other friends and maybe we could hang out," Stan said to Jeff before they left.
"Oh...okay." said Jeff slowly, he seemed to be the shy type.
When the Marsh's were all back in their car, Mrs. Marsh seemed excited.
"Boy are they a nice family, we should invite them to dinner sometime." she said.
"I wonder who else lives there." said Stan aloud.
"Ms. Ericson told me there were some other girls you're age who lived there too and they're going to start school with you kids."
"Oh great," sighed Shelly sarcastically.
This might be pretty cool. thought Stan.
On Saturday, the next day, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Stan met over at Kyle's to hang out. Butter's was there too for some reason.
"What the fuck Kyle? Why is Butter's here?" Cartman asked.
"Dude, my mom made him come over." Kyle answered.
"So fellas, what should we play? How about House?" asked Butters.
"I'm not playing House." Cartman said.
"Oh come on, I can be the mom and–"began Butters.
"Butters, don't even say it." Kyle said.
"But–"
"SHUT IT!"
"What should we do?" wondered Kyle, settling himself down on the newly snow fallen ground.
"Hey watch this!" Cartman said. He made a snow ball and then flung it at Butters's crotch so that it made a damp spot.
"Butters peed himself!" laughed Cartman.
Everybody laughed.
"What? What's everybody laughing at?" wondered Butters, looking wildly around.
"Hey, I have an idea, why don't we ask Jeff over?" Stan announced.
"Who's Jeff? Is he a new kid?" asked Kyle.
"Who lives over at the new apartment building?" asked Kenny, his voice barely audible, muffled by his thick jacket.
"Yeah," answered Stan, "You guys should meet him."
So the guys agreed and when they got over to the apartment building, Carman was sitting out on the front steps with another girl. The other girl had short black hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a denim skirt, light blue tights, and black boots, along with a light blue jacket and scarf.
"Hey Carman is Jeff home?" asked Stan.
Carman shook her head, "No. He went somewhere with my mom."
"Probably to the vet," laughed the other girl.
"Denise, shut the hell up." snapped Carman.
"Anorexic bitch." muttered Denise.
"I heard that!" cried Carman, but Denise only laughed.
"She's always calling me that," sighed Carman.
"Well I guess we should go," said Stan turning to go.
"Wait! Introduce me to your cute friend." Denise said. She ran off the porch and over to the boys.
"Who are you talking about?" Stan asked.
"Him!" Denise pointed to Kyle, who turned bright red.
Carman laughed, "Denise you have bad taste."
"She's right," said Cartman, agreeing with Carman, "Kyle's a J- O-O!!"
"J-O-O?" repeated Denise looking confused.
"A dirty Jew!" laughed Cartman.
"Wait a second–you're Jewish?" asked Denise.
"Yeah..." answered Kyle, not sure how Denise would respond.
"I'm...I'm..." Denise seemed unable to speak anymore.
"What this bitch is trying to say is," spoke up Carman, "She's a J- O-O too!"
"Seriously?" Cartman laughed, "This is too awesome! Now there are two Jews in South Park!"
"Cartman, there's more than that." said Stan, but Cartman wasn't listening.
"You're Jewish too?" Kyle asked Denise, just to be sure.
Denise folded her arms across her chest, "Yep." she answered.
"That is...um...cool?" Kyle said, feeling a little shy.
Denise giggled, "You are too cute!"
Kyle blushed again.
"Ohkay can we go now?" asked Cartman.
"Hold on, before you guys go," said Carman, "Stan, introduce us to the rest of your friends."
"All right, the fat ass is Cartman, that's Kenny, you already know me and Kyle, and oh this dip shit is Butters." introduced Stan.
"Uh, hey there ladies. My name is Butters." said Butters.
"We know." said Denise, still checking out Kyle.
"So...uh who else lives here?" asked Stan.
"Well...there are three other girls besides us." said Carman.
"Four if you count the other Kimmy as a separate person." added Denise.
"You'll probably see them all in school on Monday." Carman told the boys.
"You're going to our school?" asked Kyle.
"Dude, our school sucks." Cartman added.
"Yeah we're going to your school, we're in your grade." said Denise, ignoring Cartman's comment.
"You guys look...." Kyle stared up and down at the two girls.
"What Kyle is trying to say is," said Stan, "You guys look older than us. I didn't think we were in the same grade. Or even the same age."
Denise laughed, "We get that all the time."
End of Chapter 1!! In the next chapter, the girls start school in South Park! Will their new school be different than their old one in....West Park? Plus, there are more surprises when the gang meets the rest of the West Park girls!! Find out about it all in chapter 2!!
Please review! I hope you all enjoyed it!