Moving Down to South Park-Chapter 2: First Day of School
"School sucks, why do we even bother going?" Stan Marsh looked over at his three friends Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny. It was a cold, dreary, morning in South Park and they were waiting at the bus stop. Another Monday, another day at school. The bus pulled up and the boys got in and what they saw was a very interesting surprise. The bus was fuller than usual, because now Carman, Denise, and a couple of other new people had seated themselves on the same bus.
"Where do we sit dude?" wondered Stan, talking to Kyle.
"I don't know..." answered Kyle.
Cartman, meanwhile plopped himself down right next to Carman, who didn't seem to mind.
"Mind if I sit here? I have the authority." Cartman said.
Carman giggled, "Of course you do."
"Kyle!" called Denise, a few seats behind Cartman and Carman.
"Come sit with me!"
"Should I?" Kyle asked Stan.
"Go for it." answered Stan dully, he was still worried about where he was going to sit.
Stan walked down the aisle until he found a seat with only one person sitting in it. A girl wearing a heavy jacket like Kenny's, only it was red with black buttons. Stan couldn't really see the girl's face but he could tell she has reddish, dark brown hair and very evil looking eyes.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" the girl asked Stan.
"Uh...nothing." answered Stan, trying to avoid eye contact.
"Why the hell are you sitting with me?" demanded the girl.
"Um..." stammered Stan.
Before the girl could say anything else, Jeff, who was sitting behind Stan and the girl, smacked the girl over the head with his backpack and the girl slid onto the floor and fainted.
"Son of a bitch!" cried Stan.
"What was that?!" screeched the bus driver, Mrs. Crabtree.
"I said, 'I want a sandwhich!' " answered Stan.
"Oh, all right." the bus driver answered and she turned around.
Stan got up and sat with Jeff.
"What was that girl's problem dude?" Stan asked Jeff.
"Oh, you mean Fran's problem? She's always pissed off." Jeff told Stan.
The rest of the bus ride was uneventful, and when they got to school Carman, Denise, Fran, Jeff, and another girl they did not recognize stood up at the front of the room.
"Okay class, please welcome the new students," began Mrs. Choksondik, their teacher, "Carman Ericson, Denise Walters, Fran Anderson, Jeff Baily, and Camilla Jonston to the class. They all just moved here from West Park and moved into the new apartment building. So I would really like for all you other students to give them a warm welcome."
Everyone else looked at the new students timidly as they found empty seats in the room. Carman chose to sit on the other side of Cartman, while Denise and Fran found seats next to each other, Jeff sat next to Stan. The class room seemed a lot more crowded with the addition of all the new students.
"Hey bitch, where are we supposed to sit?" Denise asked Fran. She was holding a lunch tray, and she, Fran, Carman, and Camilla were standing uncomfortably in the school cafeteria, looking for a place to sit.
Fran didn't answer.
"Yo bitch! Answer me!" Denise snapped her fingers in front of Fran's face but she still didn't say anything.
"Fran, your mama is fat!" Denise cried.
Fran still didn't move.
"Denise, I don't think you should-"began Camilla, she seemed extremeley nervous.
"Camilla, shut the hell up," Denise turned back to Fran and slapped her in the face, "Wake up bitch!"
And with those last words, Fran flung her tray into Denise's face. Nasty looking salad and mashed potatoes drenched Denise's clothes and Fran took off laughing evily.
"Hey, I'll help you." Bebe and Wendy walked up to the other three girls.
Bebe helped Denise wipe down your outfit.
"Thanks, whoever you two are." Denise said when she was all cleaned up.
"I'm Wendy, and this is Bebe, we're in your class." introduced Wendy.
"Hey, nice to meet you." spoke up Camilla, "Can we sit with you guys?"
"Sure." Wendy answered.
Camilla followed and sat down in between Wendy and Bebe. They eyed her slowly.
"What's with the get up?" asked Bebe, gesturing towards Camilla's outfit.
"Huh?" Camilla looked confused, but Bebe and Wendy just laughed.
Denise sat down across from them, this time it was she who eyed Bebe and Wendy.
"So...you two seem to know what's going on here." Denise said. She was resting her chin and her hand, her light blue eyes sparkling.
Carman sat down next to Denise, feeling a bit nervous.
"Well yeah we do." Wendy answered. Carman could've sworn now it was Wendy who looked nervous.
"Then tell me...who's got Kyle?" Denise asked, pointing with her thumb to the table behind her, where Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Jeff, and Kyle were perched.
Wendy looked confused, "What do you mean?"
Denise rolled her eyes, "I mean who's going out with him."
"No one is." Wendy answered, still confused. Denise leaned towards Carman and whispered to her, "Are they morons are what?"
"I guess so..." whispered Carman.
"Just give me a day and we'll be the ones running the school," whispered Denise, "But first..." She gazed over at Kyle, who to her pleasure, was looking at her. She waved to him and he slowly waved back.
"You like him?" Wendy wanted to know.
"Duh!" cried Camilla, "She's been crushing on him since we moved here."
"How do you know?! You weren't there when I met him!" cried Denise.
Camilla stared at her blankly and then said, "I...I have my ways."
Denise did the "she's crazy" sign and pointed at Camilla. Then she turned back to Wendy and Bebe, "Steer clear of her, she's a weirdo."
Camilla didn't object, she just looked down at her cold green jello on her lunch tray.
"So who do you like Carman?" Bebe asked.
Carman smiled, "I like...well I like Eric."
Wendy spat out her milk, "Are you serious?! You like that fat ass? That's too funny!"
"Well I think he's cute..." she mumbled, but Wendy heard her and she laughed even harder.
"Does he know?" asked Bebe.
"Probably." Carman answered.
"I'll tell him," said Denise absentmindedly, she was rumaging through her light blue purse, looking for something.
"No! I want to tell him!" Wendy cried, red in the face from laughing so hard.
"Don't waste your breathe...bitch." said Carman.
"What did you just call me?" cried Wendy.
Denise stood up and slung her purse over her shoulder, "She just called you a bitch, now if you'll just excuse us." She and Carman walked off...over to ths boys table.
Wendy and Bebe were dumbfounded.
"How dare they!" cried Wendy.
Bebe sighed, "They are a lot prettier than us." she said quietly.
"Speak for yourself..." said Wendy, "Well maybe you're right."
They didn't talk much after that.
Over at the boys table, Denise and Carman were enjoying themselves. The boys took it to themselves to tell Carman, Denise, and Jeff all about South Park and the school.
"That there is Chef. He's our only adult friend," explained Stan, "If there's anything you ever wanna know Chef's the guy to tell it like it is."
"Hello children." Chef greeted them.
"Hey Chef!" the boys called.
"Chef, these are some of the new kids-Carman, Jeff, and Denise." introduced Stan.
"Why hello there." Chef said.
"Hi!"
The rest of the day went by fast and when school was out, everyone waited together for the school bus in front of the school.
"I'm so glad I didn't die today!" cried Kenny happily.
"Yeah well Kenny don't get your hopes up." Cartman said, "Poor people always die."
"You're poor? Ohmigod that's so sad!" cried Denise.
Cartman laughed, "No it isn't."
The bus pulled up and everyone got on.
"So what do you guys do for fun around here?" Denise asked, proudly sitting next to Kyle.
"We could go to Stark's Pond," said Kyle, "We go there to ice skate sometimes."
"Ice skating? Awesome! That sounds like fun." Denise said.
"Really? Well okay let's go this weekend."
"Okay."
"School sucks, why do we even bother going?" Stan Marsh looked over at his three friends Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny. It was a cold, dreary, morning in South Park and they were waiting at the bus stop. Another Monday, another day at school. The bus pulled up and the boys got in and what they saw was a very interesting surprise. The bus was fuller than usual, because now Carman, Denise, and a couple of other new people had seated themselves on the same bus.
"Where do we sit dude?" wondered Stan, talking to Kyle.
"I don't know..." answered Kyle.
Cartman, meanwhile plopped himself down right next to Carman, who didn't seem to mind.
"Mind if I sit here? I have the authority." Cartman said.
Carman giggled, "Of course you do."
"Kyle!" called Denise, a few seats behind Cartman and Carman.
"Come sit with me!"
"Should I?" Kyle asked Stan.
"Go for it." answered Stan dully, he was still worried about where he was going to sit.
Stan walked down the aisle until he found a seat with only one person sitting in it. A girl wearing a heavy jacket like Kenny's, only it was red with black buttons. Stan couldn't really see the girl's face but he could tell she has reddish, dark brown hair and very evil looking eyes.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" the girl asked Stan.
"Uh...nothing." answered Stan, trying to avoid eye contact.
"Why the hell are you sitting with me?" demanded the girl.
"Um..." stammered Stan.
Before the girl could say anything else, Jeff, who was sitting behind Stan and the girl, smacked the girl over the head with his backpack and the girl slid onto the floor and fainted.
"Son of a bitch!" cried Stan.
"What was that?!" screeched the bus driver, Mrs. Crabtree.
"I said, 'I want a sandwhich!' " answered Stan.
"Oh, all right." the bus driver answered and she turned around.
Stan got up and sat with Jeff.
"What was that girl's problem dude?" Stan asked Jeff.
"Oh, you mean Fran's problem? She's always pissed off." Jeff told Stan.
The rest of the bus ride was uneventful, and when they got to school Carman, Denise, Fran, Jeff, and another girl they did not recognize stood up at the front of the room.
"Okay class, please welcome the new students," began Mrs. Choksondik, their teacher, "Carman Ericson, Denise Walters, Fran Anderson, Jeff Baily, and Camilla Jonston to the class. They all just moved here from West Park and moved into the new apartment building. So I would really like for all you other students to give them a warm welcome."
Everyone else looked at the new students timidly as they found empty seats in the room. Carman chose to sit on the other side of Cartman, while Denise and Fran found seats next to each other, Jeff sat next to Stan. The class room seemed a lot more crowded with the addition of all the new students.
"Hey bitch, where are we supposed to sit?" Denise asked Fran. She was holding a lunch tray, and she, Fran, Carman, and Camilla were standing uncomfortably in the school cafeteria, looking for a place to sit.
Fran didn't answer.
"Yo bitch! Answer me!" Denise snapped her fingers in front of Fran's face but she still didn't say anything.
"Fran, your mama is fat!" Denise cried.
Fran still didn't move.
"Denise, I don't think you should-"began Camilla, she seemed extremeley nervous.
"Camilla, shut the hell up," Denise turned back to Fran and slapped her in the face, "Wake up bitch!"
And with those last words, Fran flung her tray into Denise's face. Nasty looking salad and mashed potatoes drenched Denise's clothes and Fran took off laughing evily.
"Hey, I'll help you." Bebe and Wendy walked up to the other three girls.
Bebe helped Denise wipe down your outfit.
"Thanks, whoever you two are." Denise said when she was all cleaned up.
"I'm Wendy, and this is Bebe, we're in your class." introduced Wendy.
"Hey, nice to meet you." spoke up Camilla, "Can we sit with you guys?"
"Sure." Wendy answered.
Camilla followed and sat down in between Wendy and Bebe. They eyed her slowly.
"What's with the get up?" asked Bebe, gesturing towards Camilla's outfit.
"Huh?" Camilla looked confused, but Bebe and Wendy just laughed.
Denise sat down across from them, this time it was she who eyed Bebe and Wendy.
"So...you two seem to know what's going on here." Denise said. She was resting her chin and her hand, her light blue eyes sparkling.
Carman sat down next to Denise, feeling a bit nervous.
"Well yeah we do." Wendy answered. Carman could've sworn now it was Wendy who looked nervous.
"Then tell me...who's got Kyle?" Denise asked, pointing with her thumb to the table behind her, where Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Jeff, and Kyle were perched.
Wendy looked confused, "What do you mean?"
Denise rolled her eyes, "I mean who's going out with him."
"No one is." Wendy answered, still confused. Denise leaned towards Carman and whispered to her, "Are they morons are what?"
"I guess so..." whispered Carman.
"Just give me a day and we'll be the ones running the school," whispered Denise, "But first..." She gazed over at Kyle, who to her pleasure, was looking at her. She waved to him and he slowly waved back.
"You like him?" Wendy wanted to know.
"Duh!" cried Camilla, "She's been crushing on him since we moved here."
"How do you know?! You weren't there when I met him!" cried Denise.
Camilla stared at her blankly and then said, "I...I have my ways."
Denise did the "she's crazy" sign and pointed at Camilla. Then she turned back to Wendy and Bebe, "Steer clear of her, she's a weirdo."
Camilla didn't object, she just looked down at her cold green jello on her lunch tray.
"So who do you like Carman?" Bebe asked.
Carman smiled, "I like...well I like Eric."
Wendy spat out her milk, "Are you serious?! You like that fat ass? That's too funny!"
"Well I think he's cute..." she mumbled, but Wendy heard her and she laughed even harder.
"Does he know?" asked Bebe.
"Probably." Carman answered.
"I'll tell him," said Denise absentmindedly, she was rumaging through her light blue purse, looking for something.
"No! I want to tell him!" Wendy cried, red in the face from laughing so hard.
"Don't waste your breathe...bitch." said Carman.
"What did you just call me?" cried Wendy.
Denise stood up and slung her purse over her shoulder, "She just called you a bitch, now if you'll just excuse us." She and Carman walked off...over to ths boys table.
Wendy and Bebe were dumbfounded.
"How dare they!" cried Wendy.
Bebe sighed, "They are a lot prettier than us." she said quietly.
"Speak for yourself..." said Wendy, "Well maybe you're right."
They didn't talk much after that.
Over at the boys table, Denise and Carman were enjoying themselves. The boys took it to themselves to tell Carman, Denise, and Jeff all about South Park and the school.
"That there is Chef. He's our only adult friend," explained Stan, "If there's anything you ever wanna know Chef's the guy to tell it like it is."
"Hello children." Chef greeted them.
"Hey Chef!" the boys called.
"Chef, these are some of the new kids-Carman, Jeff, and Denise." introduced Stan.
"Why hello there." Chef said.
"Hi!"
The rest of the day went by fast and when school was out, everyone waited together for the school bus in front of the school.
"I'm so glad I didn't die today!" cried Kenny happily.
"Yeah well Kenny don't get your hopes up." Cartman said, "Poor people always die."
"You're poor? Ohmigod that's so sad!" cried Denise.
Cartman laughed, "No it isn't."
The bus pulled up and everyone got on.
"So what do you guys do for fun around here?" Denise asked, proudly sitting next to Kyle.
"We could go to Stark's Pond," said Kyle, "We go there to ice skate sometimes."
"Ice skating? Awesome! That sounds like fun." Denise said.
"Really? Well okay let's go this weekend."
"Okay."