Kenny's Funeral
Later on that day, the new South Park apartment building's inhabitants were quite busy. Carman had taken it upon herself to hold a funeral for Kenny. So Carman, Denise, Wendy, Fran, and Camilla were all gathered in Carman's room that day. Carman had drawn up a list of things that they needed for Kenny's funeral.
"Um...Carman?" Wendy raised her hand.
"Carman?" interrupted Wendy, "Do you think this is a good idea?"
"Of course it is! The guy died didn't he?" Carman said.
"Yeah but..." Wendy trailed off and looked around Carman's little room.
"Wendy, you can go get a bunch of people to come to Kenny's funeral since you know more people here than we do, Denise will go get Stan, Kyle, and Eric and see how they're doing on Kenny's casket. Camilla and I will get everything else ready and Fran...can leave." said Carman.
Fran smacked Carman on the head and left the room, slamming the door behind her.
"What's Fran's problem? Why is she always so mad?" asked Wendy.
"Fran's always been like that," said Camilla, she was sitting cross legged on the carpet writing with a black feathered pen in a black hard cover journal, "She's always been so mean to all of us. Once she set my dress on fire."
"Whoa, that must have been scary." Wendy said.
Camilla just shrugged and turned back to her journal.
"Fran is a weirdo. And she's not very pretty either." said Denise, who was busy examing herself in Carman's hand mirror, "What do you think Wendy? Will Kyle like my hair up or down?"
"Oh my god, just shut up." Wendy said, rolling her eyes.
"Should I wear my light blue eye shadow and sparkles to the funeral?" Denise went on.
Wendy smacked Denise with a pillow and she fell off the bed.
When Carman was done assigning jobs, everyone went out to get things ready. Denise ran over to Kyle's house where Cartman, Kyle, and Stan were busy hammering peices of wood together into a crude looking casket.
"How's the casket coming along?" Denise asked.
"All right I guess." answered Stan.
"I just hope Kenny will fit in it." Kyle said.
"Well I think you're doing a good job Kyle." complimented Denise.
"Ay! What about me?" cried Cartman.
"Shut up fat boy!" screamed Denise, then she turned back to Kyle, "I miss Kenny already."
"Oh..." Kyle sighed, "I'm sorry..."
"Oh...that's okay," replied Denise, "Well all you guys have to do is bring the casket, with Kenny in it to Stark's Pond at one o'clock and we're going to have the funeral there."
Later that day, the three boys went to get Kenny's body. Cartman and Stan set the casket on the ground. They looked over at Kenny's body, still lying on the ice.
"Dude, that is sick!" cried Kyle.
"Oh well, let's just put him in real quick." said Stan and as disgusting as it was, the boys put Kenny in the casket and closed the lid.
"Bring him over here!" called Denise from up the hill. They brought Kenny and his casket up and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Denise, Carman, Fran, Camilla, Jeff, Tweak, Token, Craig, Jimmy, Timmy, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, and Pip all gathered around the casket.
"All right everyone," began Carman, "Welcome to the funeral for our dear friend Kenny McCormick. Does anyone wanna say a few words about him?"
"I will," said Pip, he looked down at the casket and said, "Kenny was a jolly good fellow, jolly good he was."
"Kenny was...nice and we will miss him." said Wendy.
"Well, well...rest in p-p-p-peace K-K-K-Kenny." said Jimmy.
"Timmay!" cried Timmy.
"Kenny, you were an ass hole." said Craig, flipping his dead body off.
"Kenny...I...I didn't really know you." said Jeff.
"Kenny, you were a good friend...and...well yeah." said Kyle.
Denise looked over at Stan. He cleared his throat, "Kenny, I'll miss you...again."
"Kenny, I'm sorry you were poor!" said Denise. She bent down and lay some flowers on top of the casket, tears were leaking from her eyes.
"What about you Eric?" asked Carman.
"Yeah I got something to say! Kenny, you were poor!!" laughed Cartman.
"At least that's saying something." shrugged Camilla, who was standing on his other side.
"Yessss!" a familiar voice screamed. Everyone watched as Butters ran down the hill and flung himself towards the casket, but he missed and landed into the hole that Kenny was going to be buried in.
"Holy shit! This is too much pressure!" screamed Tweak.
"Okay, okay," said Carman, "Well, let's bury him."
"W-wait fellars! Wait! I'm still down here!" called Butters.
"Well get your ass out of there!" Carman called down the hole.
Butters hurriedly climbed out of the hole and collasped onto the snow. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle lowered the casket and it landed with a thud into the hole. They shoveled snow on top of it and Kenny was finally buried.
Butters was on the ground looking horror struck, covering his face with his hands.
That night, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman walked with Carman, Denise, Camilla, Fran, and Jeff back to the apartment building. Jeff, Camilla, and Fran ran back inside right away due to the cold air outside.
"Kenny's funeral was...great." said Kyle, "You guys did a good job."
"Thanks Kyle, you did good too." said Denise, she was blushing and looking down at her feet.
"This is getting gay. I'm leaving." said Cartman, turning around and walking away.
"Wait! Eric! Hold on." Carman ran over to him and grabbed his hand. Cartman blushed.
"Look! Now fat ass is blushing!" laughed Kyle.
"SHUT UP Jew boy!" screamed Carman.
She looked back at Cartman and they smiled at each other.
"Good night Eric." Carman said.
"Yeah." Cartman replied.
Carman went into the apartment building with Denise and the three boys were left alone.
"A funeral for Kenny," said Stan, "What will those girls think of next?"
"Hopefully it involves pie! I'm hungry." said Cartman. THE END
Hope you guys enjoyed! Read on to find out what happens next!!
Later on that day, the new South Park apartment building's inhabitants were quite busy. Carman had taken it upon herself to hold a funeral for Kenny. So Carman, Denise, Wendy, Fran, and Camilla were all gathered in Carman's room that day. Carman had drawn up a list of things that they needed for Kenny's funeral.
"Um...Carman?" Wendy raised her hand.
"Carman?" interrupted Wendy, "Do you think this is a good idea?"
"Of course it is! The guy died didn't he?" Carman said.
"Yeah but..." Wendy trailed off and looked around Carman's little room.
"Wendy, you can go get a bunch of people to come to Kenny's funeral since you know more people here than we do, Denise will go get Stan, Kyle, and Eric and see how they're doing on Kenny's casket. Camilla and I will get everything else ready and Fran...can leave." said Carman.
Fran smacked Carman on the head and left the room, slamming the door behind her.
"What's Fran's problem? Why is she always so mad?" asked Wendy.
"Fran's always been like that," said Camilla, she was sitting cross legged on the carpet writing with a black feathered pen in a black hard cover journal, "She's always been so mean to all of us. Once she set my dress on fire."
"Whoa, that must have been scary." Wendy said.
Camilla just shrugged and turned back to her journal.
"Fran is a weirdo. And she's not very pretty either." said Denise, who was busy examing herself in Carman's hand mirror, "What do you think Wendy? Will Kyle like my hair up or down?"
"Oh my god, just shut up." Wendy said, rolling her eyes.
"Should I wear my light blue eye shadow and sparkles to the funeral?" Denise went on.
Wendy smacked Denise with a pillow and she fell off the bed.
When Carman was done assigning jobs, everyone went out to get things ready. Denise ran over to Kyle's house where Cartman, Kyle, and Stan were busy hammering peices of wood together into a crude looking casket.
"How's the casket coming along?" Denise asked.
"All right I guess." answered Stan.
"I just hope Kenny will fit in it." Kyle said.
"Well I think you're doing a good job Kyle." complimented Denise.
"Ay! What about me?" cried Cartman.
"Shut up fat boy!" screamed Denise, then she turned back to Kyle, "I miss Kenny already."
"Oh..." Kyle sighed, "I'm sorry..."
"Oh...that's okay," replied Denise, "Well all you guys have to do is bring the casket, with Kenny in it to Stark's Pond at one o'clock and we're going to have the funeral there."
Later that day, the three boys went to get Kenny's body. Cartman and Stan set the casket on the ground. They looked over at Kenny's body, still lying on the ice.
"Dude, that is sick!" cried Kyle.
"Oh well, let's just put him in real quick." said Stan and as disgusting as it was, the boys put Kenny in the casket and closed the lid.
"Bring him over here!" called Denise from up the hill. They brought Kenny and his casket up and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Denise, Carman, Fran, Camilla, Jeff, Tweak, Token, Craig, Jimmy, Timmy, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, and Pip all gathered around the casket.
"All right everyone," began Carman, "Welcome to the funeral for our dear friend Kenny McCormick. Does anyone wanna say a few words about him?"
"I will," said Pip, he looked down at the casket and said, "Kenny was a jolly good fellow, jolly good he was."
"Kenny was...nice and we will miss him." said Wendy.
"Well, well...rest in p-p-p-peace K-K-K-Kenny." said Jimmy.
"Timmay!" cried Timmy.
"Kenny, you were an ass hole." said Craig, flipping his dead body off.
"Kenny...I...I didn't really know you." said Jeff.
"Kenny, you were a good friend...and...well yeah." said Kyle.
Denise looked over at Stan. He cleared his throat, "Kenny, I'll miss you...again."
"Kenny, I'm sorry you were poor!" said Denise. She bent down and lay some flowers on top of the casket, tears were leaking from her eyes.
"What about you Eric?" asked Carman.
"Yeah I got something to say! Kenny, you were poor!!" laughed Cartman.
"At least that's saying something." shrugged Camilla, who was standing on his other side.
"Yessss!" a familiar voice screamed. Everyone watched as Butters ran down the hill and flung himself towards the casket, but he missed and landed into the hole that Kenny was going to be buried in.
"Holy shit! This is too much pressure!" screamed Tweak.
"Okay, okay," said Carman, "Well, let's bury him."
"W-wait fellars! Wait! I'm still down here!" called Butters.
"Well get your ass out of there!" Carman called down the hole.
Butters hurriedly climbed out of the hole and collasped onto the snow. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle lowered the casket and it landed with a thud into the hole. They shoveled snow on top of it and Kenny was finally buried.
Butters was on the ground looking horror struck, covering his face with his hands.
That night, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman walked with Carman, Denise, Camilla, Fran, and Jeff back to the apartment building. Jeff, Camilla, and Fran ran back inside right away due to the cold air outside.
"Kenny's funeral was...great." said Kyle, "You guys did a good job."
"Thanks Kyle, you did good too." said Denise, she was blushing and looking down at her feet.
"This is getting gay. I'm leaving." said Cartman, turning around and walking away.
"Wait! Eric! Hold on." Carman ran over to him and grabbed his hand. Cartman blushed.
"Look! Now fat ass is blushing!" laughed Kyle.
"SHUT UP Jew boy!" screamed Carman.
She looked back at Cartman and they smiled at each other.
"Good night Eric." Carman said.
"Yeah." Cartman replied.
Carman went into the apartment building with Denise and the three boys were left alone.
"A funeral for Kenny," said Stan, "What will those girls think of next?"
"Hopefully it involves pie! I'm hungry." said Cartman. THE END
Hope you guys enjoyed! Read on to find out what happens next!!