Well, I didn't expect anyone to review but those who did are now receiving
star smiley faces *^-^* . Anywho . I STILL don't own FF7 or any of the
characters . yet *evil grin*. But there is one I do own- that's Silvawolf
(should be because that's me- I hope.)
Yuffie's Cure.
Chapter 2. (At Nibelheim- that happens to be the homeland of the Giant Flesh-eating Rats)
(At an inn)
Silvawolf: *dusts her white T-shirt and overly pale jeans* Now, last episode, we saw me reviving Aeris and Sephy who can't live without each other. I also turned Yuffie's life upside down and here she is. *Cue a bound and gagged Yuffie being dragged in shot by Cloud and Sephiroth*
Cloud: You're serious about this whole 'cure Yuffie' thing then?
Silvawolf: *looks at Yuffie who stares back at her in the 'puppy eyes' fashion*. Absolutely!
Sephiroth: Better you than us!!!
Green light erupts from the floor and a booming sound echoes through the area.
Silvawolf: Fancy that! The Lifestream is calling.
Sephiroth: Err . toodles! *Runs away*.
Silvawolf: I thought I told you to make sure her journey was comfortable. *Removes Yuffie's bandana which the used to gag her*.
Yuffie: Grrrrrr! *Tries to bite Silvawolf and Cloud*
Silvawolf: Hey, hey! No biting.
Cloud: AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!!
*Aeris and Tifa arrive. Tifa held Yuffie in a chokehold while Aeris pushed her fingertips to Yuffie's temples. Yuffie passes out. *
Tifa: Wow, could you teach me that! *Cloud shifts nervously*
Aeris: You're scared Cloud will run off with someone else, *Cloud moves tensely again* yeah, sure!
Cloud: W-w-where d-did you l-learn that? *Gulp*
Aeris: Silvawolf taught me. She figures it might be useful if I'm going out with an angel-winged demon.
Tifa: He didn't have wings a minute ago.
Aeris: He does at night *giggle*. He flew me to the stars last night and we danced on Saturn's rings. We can't die until Silvawolf says so. We're going to make the most of being alive.
Cloud: Since when would you spend a night with him? He's . evil.
Aeris: Since he said he loved me.
Silvawolf: Red! Have you searched Yuffie for weapons, bangles and materia?
Red XIII: Yes your Highness. *Bows to the ground* Will anything else be required of me?
Cid: T' h£!! was all that about?
Silvawolf: I believe Red finds me very persuasive. Here Red, get the yarn! *Throws a ball of wool to Red XII*
Red XII: *plays with the yarn making cute kitten-like purring sounds*. Mmmm . yarn. Prrrrrr. *starts to chew on the yarn*
Silvawolf: Well if it keeps him happy then that's all that matters. Barret, bring the Book of Spiritual & Mental Healing (if that's a bit of a mouthful then look at the volume itself!)
Barret: *puff . pant . wheeze* where - do you - want - it?
Silvawolf: I'll take it from here. *Waves hand and the gargantuan volume levitates and slowly starts turning the pages*
Barret: !!! *Silent gnashing*
Vincent: *appearing like out of nowhere* Look at this! A 'complete voodoo' and 'vampire chronicles'? Can I borrow this sometime?
Silvawolf: Only if you can carry the book *sees Vinnie's disappointed look* oh hold on . the pages can be removed *tears the pages from the centuries old manuscript*
Vincent: Yay!!! *His red eyes glow with delight as he sits in a dark corner of the room* ooh, the world record for blood draining is 160 pints in an hour, although the holder was in hospital for 5 days afterwards.
Tifa: Why?
Silvawolf: He had to have his stomach pumped because he wasn't really a vampire, just a wanna-be. Any way if Yuffie could just wake up for me, *Yuffie stays slumped on the floor* I said IT YUFFIE COULD JUST WAKE UP FOR ME!!!!!
Yuffie: HUH? What happening? *Shakes head groggily*
Silvawolf: Hi! Welcome back! Time for 'twenty questions'. Yuffie how long have you been a materia hunter?
Yuffie: Since I started training to be a ninja, that's since I was 6.
Silvawolf: Do you know that stealing is wrong?
Yuffie: No.
Silvawolf: Do you like being caught?
Yuffie: *thinks carefully (sort of)* Yes.
*This carries on for 10 minutes so I'll skip that*
Silvawolf: Do you look at stealing as a game?
Yuffie: What is this, twenty questions? Yeah, it's the ONLY game to play!
Silvawolf: Lastly . do you enjoy it?
Yuffie: Yeah.
Cait Sith: Calculating all responses *Cait makes funny whirring noises* kleptomaniac test- positive.
Cloud: What's that supposed to mean?
Silvawolf: It means that little ninja here likes nothing better than to knick people's stuff.
Barret: Now tell us sumthin' we don't know foo'!
Silvawolf: There's 6 possible ways to stop it. And remedy no.1 is shopping.
Yuffie: Yay! Where we going?
Silvawolf: Just up the road to . the Materia store
All: NO!!!
Yuffie: Yay!
Cid: Da' H£!! FOR!?!
Silvawolf: Really Cid, if you knew anything you'd know that people need to learn self-discipline. Oh sorry you were born eccentric and wouldn't know.
Cid: *mumbles* Stupid^$%"$&$&*% malicious $&*&^$**(&evil$£*(%$£)&%£&
*outside the infamous bunch of rats tear up the old lady who is now sporting crutches*
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That special 'cure' will have to wait for now. I'm busy with . stuff.
I can just imagine a cow falling out of the sky
*The 'mentioned previously cow (not Yuffie) in the last chapter' (blue with pink spots) lands to my right inches away from tarnishing my new white out fit and be sent to hell*
Eww it's already dead! I hope Vincent is reading that book carefully
*Screen shot of Vinny pouring through the Vampire Chronicles*
Anyway, bye for now! silvawolf^-^ *flies away*
Yuffie's Cure.
Chapter 2. (At Nibelheim- that happens to be the homeland of the Giant Flesh-eating Rats)
(At an inn)
Silvawolf: *dusts her white T-shirt and overly pale jeans* Now, last episode, we saw me reviving Aeris and Sephy who can't live without each other. I also turned Yuffie's life upside down and here she is. *Cue a bound and gagged Yuffie being dragged in shot by Cloud and Sephiroth*
Cloud: You're serious about this whole 'cure Yuffie' thing then?
Silvawolf: *looks at Yuffie who stares back at her in the 'puppy eyes' fashion*. Absolutely!
Sephiroth: Better you than us!!!
Green light erupts from the floor and a booming sound echoes through the area.
Silvawolf: Fancy that! The Lifestream is calling.
Sephiroth: Err . toodles! *Runs away*.
Silvawolf: I thought I told you to make sure her journey was comfortable. *Removes Yuffie's bandana which the used to gag her*.
Yuffie: Grrrrrr! *Tries to bite Silvawolf and Cloud*
Silvawolf: Hey, hey! No biting.
Cloud: AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!!
*Aeris and Tifa arrive. Tifa held Yuffie in a chokehold while Aeris pushed her fingertips to Yuffie's temples. Yuffie passes out. *
Tifa: Wow, could you teach me that! *Cloud shifts nervously*
Aeris: You're scared Cloud will run off with someone else, *Cloud moves tensely again* yeah, sure!
Cloud: W-w-where d-did you l-learn that? *Gulp*
Aeris: Silvawolf taught me. She figures it might be useful if I'm going out with an angel-winged demon.
Tifa: He didn't have wings a minute ago.
Aeris: He does at night *giggle*. He flew me to the stars last night and we danced on Saturn's rings. We can't die until Silvawolf says so. We're going to make the most of being alive.
Cloud: Since when would you spend a night with him? He's . evil.
Aeris: Since he said he loved me.
Silvawolf: Red! Have you searched Yuffie for weapons, bangles and materia?
Red XIII: Yes your Highness. *Bows to the ground* Will anything else be required of me?
Cid: T' h£!! was all that about?
Silvawolf: I believe Red finds me very persuasive. Here Red, get the yarn! *Throws a ball of wool to Red XII*
Red XII: *plays with the yarn making cute kitten-like purring sounds*. Mmmm . yarn. Prrrrrr. *starts to chew on the yarn*
Silvawolf: Well if it keeps him happy then that's all that matters. Barret, bring the Book of Spiritual & Mental Healing (if that's a bit of a mouthful then look at the volume itself!)
Barret: *puff . pant . wheeze* where - do you - want - it?
Silvawolf: I'll take it from here. *Waves hand and the gargantuan volume levitates and slowly starts turning the pages*
Barret: !!! *Silent gnashing*
Vincent: *appearing like out of nowhere* Look at this! A 'complete voodoo' and 'vampire chronicles'? Can I borrow this sometime?
Silvawolf: Only if you can carry the book *sees Vinnie's disappointed look* oh hold on . the pages can be removed *tears the pages from the centuries old manuscript*
Vincent: Yay!!! *His red eyes glow with delight as he sits in a dark corner of the room* ooh, the world record for blood draining is 160 pints in an hour, although the holder was in hospital for 5 days afterwards.
Tifa: Why?
Silvawolf: He had to have his stomach pumped because he wasn't really a vampire, just a wanna-be. Any way if Yuffie could just wake up for me, *Yuffie stays slumped on the floor* I said IT YUFFIE COULD JUST WAKE UP FOR ME!!!!!
Yuffie: HUH? What happening? *Shakes head groggily*
Silvawolf: Hi! Welcome back! Time for 'twenty questions'. Yuffie how long have you been a materia hunter?
Yuffie: Since I started training to be a ninja, that's since I was 6.
Silvawolf: Do you know that stealing is wrong?
Yuffie: No.
Silvawolf: Do you like being caught?
Yuffie: *thinks carefully (sort of)* Yes.
*This carries on for 10 minutes so I'll skip that*
Silvawolf: Do you look at stealing as a game?
Yuffie: What is this, twenty questions? Yeah, it's the ONLY game to play!
Silvawolf: Lastly . do you enjoy it?
Yuffie: Yeah.
Cait Sith: Calculating all responses *Cait makes funny whirring noises* kleptomaniac test- positive.
Cloud: What's that supposed to mean?
Silvawolf: It means that little ninja here likes nothing better than to knick people's stuff.
Barret: Now tell us sumthin' we don't know foo'!
Silvawolf: There's 6 possible ways to stop it. And remedy no.1 is shopping.
Yuffie: Yay! Where we going?
Silvawolf: Just up the road to . the Materia store
All: NO!!!
Yuffie: Yay!
Cid: Da' H£!! FOR!?!
Silvawolf: Really Cid, if you knew anything you'd know that people need to learn self-discipline. Oh sorry you were born eccentric and wouldn't know.
Cid: *mumbles* Stupid^$%"$&$&*% malicious $&*&^$**(&evil$£*(%$£)&%£&
*outside the infamous bunch of rats tear up the old lady who is now sporting crutches*
*********************************************************************
That special 'cure' will have to wait for now. I'm busy with . stuff.
I can just imagine a cow falling out of the sky
*The 'mentioned previously cow (not Yuffie) in the last chapter' (blue with pink spots) lands to my right inches away from tarnishing my new white out fit and be sent to hell*
Eww it's already dead! I hope Vincent is reading that book carefully
*Screen shot of Vinny pouring through the Vampire Chronicles*
Anyway, bye for now! silvawolf^-^ *flies away*