Fran Goes Crazy!
It was a typical school day, only inside Mr. Garrison's home room class, things were definitely not typical.
"Fran, stop burning that paper!!" screamed Mr. Garrison. He ran over to Fran who was sitting at a desk in the far corner, busy lighting papers on fire.
"Has anyone seen Mr. Hat?!" cried Mr. Garrison all of sudden.
"Fran had him last!" replied Carman, standing up in her chair to see the fire Fran had started.
"OHMYGOD!!!" screamed Mr. Garrison. He screamed again in horror as he watched Mr. Hat burn too, in the fire Fran had created. Her eyes sparkled as she laughed evily at the act she had just done.
"Dude, that is so not cool." said Kyle from his seat beside Denise.
"Fran, you're such a bitch!" Denise commented.
Fran kept laughing.
Mr. Garrison wasn't saying anything. He was sobbing on the class room floor. Suddenly the class was interrupted by a loud siren sound. The sprinklers on the ceiling went off and everyone shrieked as they were poured on. Fran was still laughing hysterically.
Mrs. Victoria ran into the class room with a fire extinguisher.
"Put it out! Put it out!" screamed Mrs. Victoria, showering the class with white foam.
"Shit! This shirt cost me fifty dollars!!! Help!" screamed Denise.
"What's going on in here Mr. Garrison?" asked Mrs. Victoria. She threw down the extinguisher and it hit Butters with a clunk.
"Mr. Hat is dead!!" sobbed Mr. Garrison.
"Who did this?!" cried Mrs. Victoria.
Everyone pointed at Fran. She had stopped laughing like a maniac and was know staring blankly at nothing.
"You're coming with me missy." Mrs. Victoria grabbed Fran and dragged her out of the room.
"Man that was kick ass!" cried Cartman.
"Oh poor Mr. Garrison, is there something we can do?" asked Wendy.
"Mr. Hat is gone!!!" screamed their teacher.
"We'll just have to get you a new Mr. Hat Mr. Garrison." offered Jeff.
"No way can replace Mr. Hat," said Mr. Garrison, now on his feet, "Now you all get back to work!"
Everyone sat back down in their desks and whispered to each other as they watched Mr. Garrison get back to his desk and he started crying.
"What was with Mr. Hat anyway?" Carman whispered to Cartman.
"It was Mr. Garrison's boyfriend." answered Cartman.
"I heard that Eric Cartman!" called Mr. Garrison.
"Shut up you gay doosh." Cartman muttered.
"I heard that too!" Mr. Garrison called.
Back in Mrs. Victoria's office was Mr. Mackey, Fran, and Mr. And Mrs. Anderson, Fran's foster parents.
"So I understand you're Fran's foster parents mmmkay?" began Mr. Mackey.
"Yeah, that's right," said Mrs. Anderson, "We adopted her before we moved here."
"Mmmkay, now what happened to Fran's old parents?" asked Mr. Mackey.
"They were burned alive, we aren't sure how." answered Mr. Anderson.
"Now, what does Fran act like at home?"
"She's usually very quiet, she never speaks to us," said Mrs. Anderson, "We suspect she may have spoken to her real parents, but other than her being quiet she's usually...well...she's usually quite destructive."
"Mmmkay, destructive how?"
"She breaks our stuff." said Mr. Anderson.
"She broke my leg." said Mrs. Anderson.
"And your arm too." added Mr. Anderson.
"Mmmkay, now is that all?"
"No! That's not even the half of it!" cried Mrs. Anderson then she looked at Fran, "Isn't that right?"
Fran nodded and then started laughing evily again.
"See! See! This is what she does! Before-"began Mr. Anderson.
"Before what?"
Fran got up from her chair and set it on fire. She swung the chair at Mr. Mackey and he fell out of his chair and caught on fire.
"Mmmkay."
"Class, today I have some good news," said Mr. Garrison. It was the next day and Mr. Garrison looked quite happy. He was holding Mr. Hat, who was wearing a cast and some band aids.
"Mr. Hat survived his traumatic event and he is doing quite well. We also," Mr. Garrison nodded towards the door, "Have a new student joining us today. He's also from West Park."
The door opened and a boy wearing a purple coat and pink plaid pants walked shyly into the room.
Carman and Denise gasped in delight when they saw the kid.
"Who's this doosh bag?" asked Cartman aloud.
"Eric!" warned Mr. Garrison, then he looked back at the new kid, "Class, this is Lenny Perkins, Lenny, this is the class."
"Lenny!" Carman and Denise waved to the kid and he shyly waved back.
"Lenny, why don't you have a seat over next to Wendy and we can get started on a new unit in social studies titled 'How the Government Steals Your Money'." said Mr. Garrison.
That day in school turned out to be very interesting. Fran wasn't in school so things were quite peaceful. At recess, Lenny hung out outside with Carman and Denise. The three were old friends.
"I had no idea you'd be coming up here with us!" cried Denise happily.
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman were watching the trio from on the swing set. Kyle felt a little pang of jealously at seeing Denise give attention to another guy.
"I wonder why Denise likes him so much." Kyle said.
"Kyle, don't worry about. You can totally tell that's he a gay fag just by looking at him." Cartman said.
Carman ran over to him, "Hey Eric, have you met Lenny yet?"
"Phph, no!" answered Cartman.
"Okay, well see you later then." Carman said and she turned and went back to talk with Lenny.
"What the hell was that?!" cried Cartman, suddenly feeling slightly jealous.
"Cartman," Kyle looked at him with a shocked look on his face, "I'm starting to think you really have a crush on her!"
"Yeah well, you have a crush on that Jewish bitch!" Cartman shot back.
"Shut up fat ass!" Kyle yelled.
Stan was swinging in between them. He smiled, "It's about time you two found girl friends. I mean, I've got Wendy and Kenny's had Kelly."
"Maybe you're right Stan." said Kyle.
Cartman laughed, "Yeah but you're forgetting how ugly Wendy is! And you still barf every time you see her!"
"No I don't fat ass!" Stan yelled.
Just then Wendy walked over, "Hey Stan."
Stan turned green and then puked all over Wendy.
"EW STAN! NOT in my hair!!" Wendy screamed and ran.
Cartman and Kyle just laughed.
"Now Fran, we're setting some new rules in this house." said Mr. Anderson firmly.
Fran just stared blankly at him from her spot on the couch.
"No fires, no matches, no breaking things, no sharp objects, no open electric outlets, no poisonus things, no live animals, and NO screaming, is that clear?" said Mrs. Anderson.
Fran shrugged, reached behind her back and pulled out a stick.
"Fran?! Are you listening to me?! Fran! NO!!!!" Mrs. Anderson screamed as Fran wacked her over the head with it and then she wacked Mr. Anderson.
Fran laughed as she walked out of the apartment with an evil grin on her face.
"Kyle!" Denise called. She ran over to Kyle. It was after school and they were all going to walk home together.
"Hello Kyle, it's nice to meet you. Denise has told me all about you." Lenny appeared by her side.
Kyle looked at Lenny like he was crazy, "She did?"
"Yes, you sound simply charming." Lenny said.
"What?!"
"Kyle, calm down. I just told Lenny how hot I think you are." Denise said.
"Oh..." Kyle said.
"And I agree with Denise. You are quite good looking." said Lenny.
"What?! Holy shit!!" Kyle screamed and ran.
Stan was looking sadly down at the ground.
"I can't believe I did that AGAIN!" he was saying.
"Stan, you'll never be able to talk to girls," said Cartman, "Now watch me," Cartman said just as Carman walked up to them.
"Hey Carman," Cartman said and he reached over and hugged her warmly.
He drew back and Carman blushed with a smile on her face.
"Hi Eric, um...hey, I'm sorry I didn't get to see you much today. It's just that it was Lenny's first day...and he's pretty shy." Carman said.
"No problem," said Cartman, his arm around her, "So want to come over today?"
"Sure! How about I come over at four?"
"That's cool."
"See you later Eric." Carman winked at him and walked away.
Stan puked again.
"Ay! Don't be puking at my woman!" Cartman yelled.
Kyle ran over to them. He was panting, "Guys...Lenny...he's...he's...gay...he's...gay..."
"Well no crap jew boy. I TOLD you he was." Cartman said.
"Yeah...but...he thinks...he thinks...I'm hot!!" cried Kyle.
Cartman and Stan laughed.
Denise ran over to them. Lenny was right behind her.
"Get him away from me!!" Kyle cried, his eyes wide with fear.
"Kyle, what's your problem?" Denise asked.
"Get him away!!" Kyle yelled, backing away.
Denise put her hands on her hips in frustration, "Lenny, go away."
"I shall see you later Denise." Lenny said and he walked away.
Denise put her hand on Kyle's shoulder, "Kyle, I'm sorry about what Lenny said. I didn't mean-"
"I know you didn't mean to...please just make sure he doesn't talk to me!"
Denise giggled, "Kyle, I didn't know you were a homophobe."
"I'm not...it's just...just that..."
"I know. It's because he said you were hot," said Denise, "I get it. Well, come on let's go ice skating. I'm meeting Wendy at Stark's Pond. Are you coming Stan?"
Stan gulped, "Sure. Okay."
"I just love Terance and Philip, don't you Carman?" Cartman asked, sitting himself down on the couch.
"Yeah...sure." Carman sat down next to him on the other end of the couch and looked down at her feet. What's wrong with you Carman? Just talk to him like you always do!
Cartman looked over at Carman, "What's wrong?"
Carman looked at him, "Nothing."
They watched Terance and Philip in silence for about ten minutes when Carman suddenly said, "Um, Eric? Would you like me to get you some Cheesy Poufs?"
Cartman smiled at her, "Sure! Can you get me a soda while you're up?"
Carman nodded and went into the kitchen. She returned with a big bag of Cheesy Poufs and two cans of Dr. Pepper.
"Thanks. I'm starving!" Cartman said. Carman giggled and she scooted over on the couch so she was closer to him.
Over at Stark's Pond, Kyle and Denise were skating while Stan and Wendy sat on the log on the lake's edge.
"Stan," Wendy said, "How about a kiss?"
Stan looked at her, but didn't barf, he leaned forwards and his lips came in contact with another pair, but he didn't feel anything. He opened his eyes and realized that he hadn't been kissing Wendy! He had been kissing Fran!
"Oh my God!!!!" screamed Stan, falling off the bench.
Fran shrieked in laughter.
"Stan?" Wendy stood up from behind the log and screamed when she saw Fran.
"Fran! You whore!!" Wendy dove right at Fran and they were screaming, punching, slapping, and kicking, rolling on the snow, fighting.
On the ice Denise and Kyle had stopped skating and were now watching the fight.
"Go Wendy! Rip her balls off!" called Kyle, "Wait a second-what the hell did I just say?"
Denise screamed as Fran threw Wendy off of her and Wendy knocked into Stan and they both fell behind the log. Fran brushed herself off and looked at Denise. Her eyes were sparkling evily. Fran smiled a pyschotic smile.
Denise screamed again and ducked behind Kyle.
"Kyle help me!!"
Fran rushed at Denise and just as she collided with the three of them, the ice broke from under neath Denise. She fell into the freezing cold water. Fran cackled evily and the ice surrounding her broke into flames. The ice was melting around them!!
"KYLE!!!" Denise screamed. Kyle pulled as hard as he could on her hands. Denise climbed back onto the ice, but just as she made it up, the ice melted from underneath them! Kyle and Denise plunged back into the water.
Suddenly, they heard someone skating towards them. Kyle lifted his head up from under the freezing water and saw Lenny leaning over the ice.
"Take my hand Kyle!" Lenny was screaming.
"NO way dude!!" screamed Kyle. He fell back under water. He was clutching Denise hand.
"Do it Kyle! Or we're gonna freeze!!" Denise screamed at him.
Kyle held his breath and swam over to Lenny on the ice's edge. Fran was no where in sight now. Grudgingly, Kyle took Lenny's hand and he pulled Kyle over onto the ice. Then Lenny and Kyle pulled Denise back onto the ice with him.
"Denise, are you okay?! Speak to me?!" Kyle yelled franticly.
Denise coughed and spit out a bit of water.
"Kyle..."
Kyle hugged her tightly. He peered over Denise's shoulder and saw Lenny looking at him. Lenny winked and Kyle screamed.
A few moments later, they returned to the land.
"Hey, where's Wendy and Stan? Are they still here?" Denise asked. She was soaking wet and shivering.
"I think they were over here." said Lenny. He led the way and the three peered over the log. What the saw made them start laughing wicked hard.
Wendy was lying in a puddle of puke next to Stan!
"Stan, you are SO sick! Get away from me!" cried Wendy and she ran back up the hill.
Denise held out her hand and helped Stan up and over the log.
"I'm so sorry Stan." said Denise.
"Don't worry about it. Me and Wendy will just back together, we always do." said Stan.
"So how about we go and see what the anroexic bitch and the fat ass are doing together." said Denise. Everyone agreed and they set off towards Cartman's house. THE END
(Sorry it was so long) In the next chapter (hopefully) we'll find out what happened w/Carman and Cartman!! Ooooh. And does Lenny really like Kyle??? Kyle needs to calm down. Okay so please review! Thank you so much for reading!!
It was a typical school day, only inside Mr. Garrison's home room class, things were definitely not typical.
"Fran, stop burning that paper!!" screamed Mr. Garrison. He ran over to Fran who was sitting at a desk in the far corner, busy lighting papers on fire.
"Has anyone seen Mr. Hat?!" cried Mr. Garrison all of sudden.
"Fran had him last!" replied Carman, standing up in her chair to see the fire Fran had started.
"OHMYGOD!!!" screamed Mr. Garrison. He screamed again in horror as he watched Mr. Hat burn too, in the fire Fran had created. Her eyes sparkled as she laughed evily at the act she had just done.
"Dude, that is so not cool." said Kyle from his seat beside Denise.
"Fran, you're such a bitch!" Denise commented.
Fran kept laughing.
Mr. Garrison wasn't saying anything. He was sobbing on the class room floor. Suddenly the class was interrupted by a loud siren sound. The sprinklers on the ceiling went off and everyone shrieked as they were poured on. Fran was still laughing hysterically.
Mrs. Victoria ran into the class room with a fire extinguisher.
"Put it out! Put it out!" screamed Mrs. Victoria, showering the class with white foam.
"Shit! This shirt cost me fifty dollars!!! Help!" screamed Denise.
"What's going on in here Mr. Garrison?" asked Mrs. Victoria. She threw down the extinguisher and it hit Butters with a clunk.
"Mr. Hat is dead!!" sobbed Mr. Garrison.
"Who did this?!" cried Mrs. Victoria.
Everyone pointed at Fran. She had stopped laughing like a maniac and was know staring blankly at nothing.
"You're coming with me missy." Mrs. Victoria grabbed Fran and dragged her out of the room.
"Man that was kick ass!" cried Cartman.
"Oh poor Mr. Garrison, is there something we can do?" asked Wendy.
"Mr. Hat is gone!!!" screamed their teacher.
"We'll just have to get you a new Mr. Hat Mr. Garrison." offered Jeff.
"No way can replace Mr. Hat," said Mr. Garrison, now on his feet, "Now you all get back to work!"
Everyone sat back down in their desks and whispered to each other as they watched Mr. Garrison get back to his desk and he started crying.
"What was with Mr. Hat anyway?" Carman whispered to Cartman.
"It was Mr. Garrison's boyfriend." answered Cartman.
"I heard that Eric Cartman!" called Mr. Garrison.
"Shut up you gay doosh." Cartman muttered.
"I heard that too!" Mr. Garrison called.
Back in Mrs. Victoria's office was Mr. Mackey, Fran, and Mr. And Mrs. Anderson, Fran's foster parents.
"So I understand you're Fran's foster parents mmmkay?" began Mr. Mackey.
"Yeah, that's right," said Mrs. Anderson, "We adopted her before we moved here."
"Mmmkay, now what happened to Fran's old parents?" asked Mr. Mackey.
"They were burned alive, we aren't sure how." answered Mr. Anderson.
"Now, what does Fran act like at home?"
"She's usually very quiet, she never speaks to us," said Mrs. Anderson, "We suspect she may have spoken to her real parents, but other than her being quiet she's usually...well...she's usually quite destructive."
"Mmmkay, destructive how?"
"She breaks our stuff." said Mr. Anderson.
"She broke my leg." said Mrs. Anderson.
"And your arm too." added Mr. Anderson.
"Mmmkay, now is that all?"
"No! That's not even the half of it!" cried Mrs. Anderson then she looked at Fran, "Isn't that right?"
Fran nodded and then started laughing evily again.
"See! See! This is what she does! Before-"began Mr. Anderson.
"Before what?"
Fran got up from her chair and set it on fire. She swung the chair at Mr. Mackey and he fell out of his chair and caught on fire.
"Mmmkay."
"Class, today I have some good news," said Mr. Garrison. It was the next day and Mr. Garrison looked quite happy. He was holding Mr. Hat, who was wearing a cast and some band aids.
"Mr. Hat survived his traumatic event and he is doing quite well. We also," Mr. Garrison nodded towards the door, "Have a new student joining us today. He's also from West Park."
The door opened and a boy wearing a purple coat and pink plaid pants walked shyly into the room.
Carman and Denise gasped in delight when they saw the kid.
"Who's this doosh bag?" asked Cartman aloud.
"Eric!" warned Mr. Garrison, then he looked back at the new kid, "Class, this is Lenny Perkins, Lenny, this is the class."
"Lenny!" Carman and Denise waved to the kid and he shyly waved back.
"Lenny, why don't you have a seat over next to Wendy and we can get started on a new unit in social studies titled 'How the Government Steals Your Money'." said Mr. Garrison.
That day in school turned out to be very interesting. Fran wasn't in school so things were quite peaceful. At recess, Lenny hung out outside with Carman and Denise. The three were old friends.
"I had no idea you'd be coming up here with us!" cried Denise happily.
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman were watching the trio from on the swing set. Kyle felt a little pang of jealously at seeing Denise give attention to another guy.
"I wonder why Denise likes him so much." Kyle said.
"Kyle, don't worry about. You can totally tell that's he a gay fag just by looking at him." Cartman said.
Carman ran over to him, "Hey Eric, have you met Lenny yet?"
"Phph, no!" answered Cartman.
"Okay, well see you later then." Carman said and she turned and went back to talk with Lenny.
"What the hell was that?!" cried Cartman, suddenly feeling slightly jealous.
"Cartman," Kyle looked at him with a shocked look on his face, "I'm starting to think you really have a crush on her!"
"Yeah well, you have a crush on that Jewish bitch!" Cartman shot back.
"Shut up fat ass!" Kyle yelled.
Stan was swinging in between them. He smiled, "It's about time you two found girl friends. I mean, I've got Wendy and Kenny's had Kelly."
"Maybe you're right Stan." said Kyle.
Cartman laughed, "Yeah but you're forgetting how ugly Wendy is! And you still barf every time you see her!"
"No I don't fat ass!" Stan yelled.
Just then Wendy walked over, "Hey Stan."
Stan turned green and then puked all over Wendy.
"EW STAN! NOT in my hair!!" Wendy screamed and ran.
Cartman and Kyle just laughed.
"Now Fran, we're setting some new rules in this house." said Mr. Anderson firmly.
Fran just stared blankly at him from her spot on the couch.
"No fires, no matches, no breaking things, no sharp objects, no open electric outlets, no poisonus things, no live animals, and NO screaming, is that clear?" said Mrs. Anderson.
Fran shrugged, reached behind her back and pulled out a stick.
"Fran?! Are you listening to me?! Fran! NO!!!!" Mrs. Anderson screamed as Fran wacked her over the head with it and then she wacked Mr. Anderson.
Fran laughed as she walked out of the apartment with an evil grin on her face.
"Kyle!" Denise called. She ran over to Kyle. It was after school and they were all going to walk home together.
"Hello Kyle, it's nice to meet you. Denise has told me all about you." Lenny appeared by her side.
Kyle looked at Lenny like he was crazy, "She did?"
"Yes, you sound simply charming." Lenny said.
"What?!"
"Kyle, calm down. I just told Lenny how hot I think you are." Denise said.
"Oh..." Kyle said.
"And I agree with Denise. You are quite good looking." said Lenny.
"What?! Holy shit!!" Kyle screamed and ran.
Stan was looking sadly down at the ground.
"I can't believe I did that AGAIN!" he was saying.
"Stan, you'll never be able to talk to girls," said Cartman, "Now watch me," Cartman said just as Carman walked up to them.
"Hey Carman," Cartman said and he reached over and hugged her warmly.
He drew back and Carman blushed with a smile on her face.
"Hi Eric, um...hey, I'm sorry I didn't get to see you much today. It's just that it was Lenny's first day...and he's pretty shy." Carman said.
"No problem," said Cartman, his arm around her, "So want to come over today?"
"Sure! How about I come over at four?"
"That's cool."
"See you later Eric." Carman winked at him and walked away.
Stan puked again.
"Ay! Don't be puking at my woman!" Cartman yelled.
Kyle ran over to them. He was panting, "Guys...Lenny...he's...he's...gay...he's...gay..."
"Well no crap jew boy. I TOLD you he was." Cartman said.
"Yeah...but...he thinks...he thinks...I'm hot!!" cried Kyle.
Cartman and Stan laughed.
Denise ran over to them. Lenny was right behind her.
"Get him away from me!!" Kyle cried, his eyes wide with fear.
"Kyle, what's your problem?" Denise asked.
"Get him away!!" Kyle yelled, backing away.
Denise put her hands on her hips in frustration, "Lenny, go away."
"I shall see you later Denise." Lenny said and he walked away.
Denise put her hand on Kyle's shoulder, "Kyle, I'm sorry about what Lenny said. I didn't mean-"
"I know you didn't mean to...please just make sure he doesn't talk to me!"
Denise giggled, "Kyle, I didn't know you were a homophobe."
"I'm not...it's just...just that..."
"I know. It's because he said you were hot," said Denise, "I get it. Well, come on let's go ice skating. I'm meeting Wendy at Stark's Pond. Are you coming Stan?"
Stan gulped, "Sure. Okay."
"I just love Terance and Philip, don't you Carman?" Cartman asked, sitting himself down on the couch.
"Yeah...sure." Carman sat down next to him on the other end of the couch and looked down at her feet. What's wrong with you Carman? Just talk to him like you always do!
Cartman looked over at Carman, "What's wrong?"
Carman looked at him, "Nothing."
They watched Terance and Philip in silence for about ten minutes when Carman suddenly said, "Um, Eric? Would you like me to get you some Cheesy Poufs?"
Cartman smiled at her, "Sure! Can you get me a soda while you're up?"
Carman nodded and went into the kitchen. She returned with a big bag of Cheesy Poufs and two cans of Dr. Pepper.
"Thanks. I'm starving!" Cartman said. Carman giggled and she scooted over on the couch so she was closer to him.
Over at Stark's Pond, Kyle and Denise were skating while Stan and Wendy sat on the log on the lake's edge.
"Stan," Wendy said, "How about a kiss?"
Stan looked at her, but didn't barf, he leaned forwards and his lips came in contact with another pair, but he didn't feel anything. He opened his eyes and realized that he hadn't been kissing Wendy! He had been kissing Fran!
"Oh my God!!!!" screamed Stan, falling off the bench.
Fran shrieked in laughter.
"Stan?" Wendy stood up from behind the log and screamed when she saw Fran.
"Fran! You whore!!" Wendy dove right at Fran and they were screaming, punching, slapping, and kicking, rolling on the snow, fighting.
On the ice Denise and Kyle had stopped skating and were now watching the fight.
"Go Wendy! Rip her balls off!" called Kyle, "Wait a second-what the hell did I just say?"
Denise screamed as Fran threw Wendy off of her and Wendy knocked into Stan and they both fell behind the log. Fran brushed herself off and looked at Denise. Her eyes were sparkling evily. Fran smiled a pyschotic smile.
Denise screamed again and ducked behind Kyle.
"Kyle help me!!"
Fran rushed at Denise and just as she collided with the three of them, the ice broke from under neath Denise. She fell into the freezing cold water. Fran cackled evily and the ice surrounding her broke into flames. The ice was melting around them!!
"KYLE!!!" Denise screamed. Kyle pulled as hard as he could on her hands. Denise climbed back onto the ice, but just as she made it up, the ice melted from underneath them! Kyle and Denise plunged back into the water.
Suddenly, they heard someone skating towards them. Kyle lifted his head up from under the freezing water and saw Lenny leaning over the ice.
"Take my hand Kyle!" Lenny was screaming.
"NO way dude!!" screamed Kyle. He fell back under water. He was clutching Denise hand.
"Do it Kyle! Or we're gonna freeze!!" Denise screamed at him.
Kyle held his breath and swam over to Lenny on the ice's edge. Fran was no where in sight now. Grudgingly, Kyle took Lenny's hand and he pulled Kyle over onto the ice. Then Lenny and Kyle pulled Denise back onto the ice with him.
"Denise, are you okay?! Speak to me?!" Kyle yelled franticly.
Denise coughed and spit out a bit of water.
"Kyle..."
Kyle hugged her tightly. He peered over Denise's shoulder and saw Lenny looking at him. Lenny winked and Kyle screamed.
A few moments later, they returned to the land.
"Hey, where's Wendy and Stan? Are they still here?" Denise asked. She was soaking wet and shivering.
"I think they were over here." said Lenny. He led the way and the three peered over the log. What the saw made them start laughing wicked hard.
Wendy was lying in a puddle of puke next to Stan!
"Stan, you are SO sick! Get away from me!" cried Wendy and she ran back up the hill.
Denise held out her hand and helped Stan up and over the log.
"I'm so sorry Stan." said Denise.
"Don't worry about it. Me and Wendy will just back together, we always do." said Stan.
"So how about we go and see what the anroexic bitch and the fat ass are doing together." said Denise. Everyone agreed and they set off towards Cartman's house. THE END
(Sorry it was so long) In the next chapter (hopefully) we'll find out what happened w/Carman and Cartman!! Ooooh. And does Lenny really like Kyle??? Kyle needs to calm down. Okay so please review! Thank you so much for reading!!