Well Cloud-Bahamut, it looks like I'm writing for only one person (three
guesses who!). It's fun though, sitting here wrapped in a fur rug getting
covered with fluff and drinking sugary coffee/hot chocolate watching the
nights get darker- and darker- and darker. listening to Sephy's theme (I
know I'm sad). Anywho. a quick recap, the gang are going shopping and Red
is pining for his yarn.
Silvawolf: I don't own FF7! So HA! *(Mumbles) Stupid lawyers won't find me anyhow*
Bunch of Angry Looking Lawyers: WANNA BET!!!!!!
Silvawolf: Uh oh! *Flies out of reach but the lawyers pull out rail guns*
Lawyers: SURRENDER!!!!!!!!
Silvawolf: Aw cr@p! Wait, what's this? *Pulls out 'death materia' and casts EXTINCT*
Lawyers: x_x
Yuffie's Cure.
Chapter 3. (Outside the Nibelhiem Materia Store)
Yuffie: Wow! Can I have that?
Silvawolf: Nah, it's too risky for a kid like you.
Yuffie: True . wait you're only 14!
Silvawolf: -_-' Shut up!
Yuffie: Gonna get some materia, gonna get some materia, gonna get some materia. YAY!
Silvawolf: Actually we're gonna test your skill and mentality.
*At this point everyone bursts out laughing, including the rats and the old lady on crutches who collapses and dies. (Hey she died HAPPY)*
Yuffie: That was aimed at me! This isn't fair!
Cloud: I'll tell you what's not fair, *All wait expectantly*, Barret's bum!
*Now this is the part where the laughter crescendo except Barret and Sephy are not laughing*
Sephiroth: I don't get it.
Tifa: (though giggle out bursts). Oh come on, what colour is Barret's bum?
Sephiroth: (hazards a guess) Purple?
*Barret dashes to the nearest rest room (with happened to be the ladies [imagine the screaming]) and comes back infuriated*
Barret: It's BLACK ya foo'!
Silvawolf: Okay . anyways, Barret's bum is not 'fair' as in 'pale'. Do you get it now?
Sephiroth: (works it out) Oh yeah, MWA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!!!!
Red XIII: Are we going to cure Yuffie or not?
Yuffie: NOT!
Silvawolf: 'course we are.
*All enter the Materia Store and Vincent hides in the darkest corner reading the Vampire Chronicles, again*
Yuffie: Oooohhhh, Aaaahhhhh, *drools over the glass cases filled with rare materia*
**THWACK** (Yuffie gets hit over the head with Silvawolf's staff)
Yuffie: OWWW! *Anime lump appears on her head*
Cloud: So how is this going to cure Yuffie?
Silva wolf: Like this. Vincent, come here please. *Vincent obeys the Queen of Light with black angel wings*. Hold still for a moment, *orange cords spring out of nowhere and tie Vincent up. Vincent over balances and falls over*.
Vincent: What are you doing? HELP!
*Vincent suddenly appears hanging over a giant tank filled with Zolems and Hojo. The robe starts breaking. *
All: AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Yuffie continues screaming (it sound rather like a VERY high pitched sonic boom) and Hojo rolls around the Zolem tank in agony.Yuffie stops*.
Cid: %*&£&@? &*&? @^&^$*"! $~#$(&($£^**%
Hojo: Mya-haa-haa-haa-haa! I'm alive, *laughs weakly*. My head hurts. which one of you samples screamed like a moogle with no Christmas presents?
All: *look at each other knowingly*
Cid: Ninja gal, do that damned scream again. *All except Hojo shield their ears with a fluffy pair of earmuffs*
*Yuffie does her 'sonic boom banshee' scream. After a while Hojo passes out.*
Barret: Uh oh!
Cloud: What?
Barret: All da girls have a devious way o' knocking us out. *Girls look at each other knowingly*
Cid: We're all £^#!"% doomed!
*At this point Yuffie realises Vincent is still in trouble but can't make up her mind whether to get the materia or to save her loved one. The rope tears a bit more. Yuffie makes up her mind*
**SNAP! **
Vincent: HELP!!!
**SMASH!**
*Vincent gets chewed on by the Zolems, the glass case of rare materia is now broken and materia free, and the door slams shut. (All of the above happens in the space of 3 seconds)*
Aeris: Well that was kinda .
Silvawolf: .screwed up!
Vincent: AAARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!! *Zolem tank vanishes leaving a battered and boo-booed Vincent sitting in the middle of the room*
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Now then, that went randomly well. I'll accept all nice reviews. Also look out for my other fanfic 'Sirea Rose' and other stuff in the future related to FF7.
(Sirea Rose is not as random as Yuffie's Cure but it's still readable. Heck, read it anyway!)
*Cid: (in the background) %$&$£^%obnoxious%$^$$£^&)&$ planned this .(fades out)
silvawolf ^-^
Silvawolf: I don't own FF7! So HA! *(Mumbles) Stupid lawyers won't find me anyhow*
Bunch of Angry Looking Lawyers: WANNA BET!!!!!!
Silvawolf: Uh oh! *Flies out of reach but the lawyers pull out rail guns*
Lawyers: SURRENDER!!!!!!!!
Silvawolf: Aw cr@p! Wait, what's this? *Pulls out 'death materia' and casts EXTINCT*
Lawyers: x_x
Yuffie's Cure.
Chapter 3. (Outside the Nibelhiem Materia Store)
Yuffie: Wow! Can I have that?
Silvawolf: Nah, it's too risky for a kid like you.
Yuffie: True . wait you're only 14!
Silvawolf: -_-' Shut up!
Yuffie: Gonna get some materia, gonna get some materia, gonna get some materia. YAY!
Silvawolf: Actually we're gonna test your skill and mentality.
*At this point everyone bursts out laughing, including the rats and the old lady on crutches who collapses and dies. (Hey she died HAPPY)*
Yuffie: That was aimed at me! This isn't fair!
Cloud: I'll tell you what's not fair, *All wait expectantly*, Barret's bum!
*Now this is the part where the laughter crescendo except Barret and Sephy are not laughing*
Sephiroth: I don't get it.
Tifa: (though giggle out bursts). Oh come on, what colour is Barret's bum?
Sephiroth: (hazards a guess) Purple?
*Barret dashes to the nearest rest room (with happened to be the ladies [imagine the screaming]) and comes back infuriated*
Barret: It's BLACK ya foo'!
Silvawolf: Okay . anyways, Barret's bum is not 'fair' as in 'pale'. Do you get it now?
Sephiroth: (works it out) Oh yeah, MWA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!!!!
Red XIII: Are we going to cure Yuffie or not?
Yuffie: NOT!
Silvawolf: 'course we are.
*All enter the Materia Store and Vincent hides in the darkest corner reading the Vampire Chronicles, again*
Yuffie: Oooohhhh, Aaaahhhhh, *drools over the glass cases filled with rare materia*
**THWACK** (Yuffie gets hit over the head with Silvawolf's staff)
Yuffie: OWWW! *Anime lump appears on her head*
Cloud: So how is this going to cure Yuffie?
Silva wolf: Like this. Vincent, come here please. *Vincent obeys the Queen of Light with black angel wings*. Hold still for a moment, *orange cords spring out of nowhere and tie Vincent up. Vincent over balances and falls over*.
Vincent: What are you doing? HELP!
*Vincent suddenly appears hanging over a giant tank filled with Zolems and Hojo. The robe starts breaking. *
All: AAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Yuffie continues screaming (it sound rather like a VERY high pitched sonic boom) and Hojo rolls around the Zolem tank in agony.Yuffie stops*.
Cid: %*&£&@? &*&? @^&^$*"! $~#$(&($£^**%
Hojo: Mya-haa-haa-haa-haa! I'm alive, *laughs weakly*. My head hurts. which one of you samples screamed like a moogle with no Christmas presents?
All: *look at each other knowingly*
Cid: Ninja gal, do that damned scream again. *All except Hojo shield their ears with a fluffy pair of earmuffs*
*Yuffie does her 'sonic boom banshee' scream. After a while Hojo passes out.*
Barret: Uh oh!
Cloud: What?
Barret: All da girls have a devious way o' knocking us out. *Girls look at each other knowingly*
Cid: We're all £^#!"% doomed!
*At this point Yuffie realises Vincent is still in trouble but can't make up her mind whether to get the materia or to save her loved one. The rope tears a bit more. Yuffie makes up her mind*
**SNAP! **
Vincent: HELP!!!
**SMASH!**
*Vincent gets chewed on by the Zolems, the glass case of rare materia is now broken and materia free, and the door slams shut. (All of the above happens in the space of 3 seconds)*
Aeris: Well that was kinda .
Silvawolf: .screwed up!
Vincent: AAARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!! *Zolem tank vanishes leaving a battered and boo-booed Vincent sitting in the middle of the room*
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Now then, that went randomly well. I'll accept all nice reviews. Also look out for my other fanfic 'Sirea Rose' and other stuff in the future related to FF7.
(Sirea Rose is not as random as Yuffie's Cure but it's still readable. Heck, read it anyway!)
*Cid: (in the background) %$&$£^%obnoxious%$^$$£^&)&$ planned this .(fades out)
silvawolf ^-^