The Snowed In at Cartman's

"So Cartman...what really did happen at your house with Carman?" Kyle wanted to know.
"Well you know, this and that." Cartman replied, smiling smugly.
It was lunch time and the three boys were sitting together along with Tweak.
"Wow, that's A LOT of pressure!" commented Tweak.
"Remember the old days when is was just me, you, Stan, and Kenny?" Kyle asked Cartman.
"Yeah..." Cartman said, but he was looking over at Carman.
Carman was sitting at a table nearby with Wendy, Bebe, Denise, Camilla, and Fran.
"Hey guys." Jeff wondered over to the boy's table and sat down next to Tweak.
"Hey dude." greeted Kyle.
"Cartman, what are you looking at?" Jeff noticed Cartman staring over at Carman.
Carman had her chin and her hand and she was smiling and agreeing with Wendy about something. Her long pretty brown hair was down and she was wearing a school girl outfit with a white cuffed shirt, grey overshirt, a faded grey plaid skirt, white knee socks, and Mary Janes. She was also wearing a long black tie.
"Cartman, are you looking at my cousin?" Jeff asked.
"No crap Jeff, when did you figure that out?" Kyle said.
Jeff shrugged, "I didn't know you liked her Cartman."
Stan sighed from his spot across from Cartman, "Figures. When Cartman gets a girl friend, I don't have one."
"What's wrong with you and Wendy?" asked Jeff, taking a bite of his mashed potatoes.
"I keep...well I keep puking every time I see her or when she talks to me." Stan said.
"We all have that problem my friend," said Jeff, then he burst out into laughter.
"Hey doosh bag are you gonna eat the pudding?" Cartman asked Jeff.
"Oh you're eating again." Kyle commented sarcasticly.
"Shut up Jew." Cartman said simply. He took Jeff's pudding, got up from the table and went over to Carman.
The other girls sitting with Carman were trying to hold back laughter when Cartman came up to their table. Carman swung her legs over the bench and turned to face Cartman.
"Hey Eric, what's up?" she asked.
"I brought you this quality pudding. Compliments of...uh, me." Cartman said holding out the pudding.
Carman took the pudding and set it on her tray, "Thank you Eric."
"Do you want to come over again? Today after school?"
Carman smiled, "Of course."
"Well, I'll see you later then."
"Yeah."
Cartman went back to his table and sat down.
"Pudding?! You dumb ass! You gave her pudding!" Kyle laughed.
"Shut UP Kyle!" cried Cartman, "I don't see you going over there and talking to your girl friend!"
"Denise is not my girl friend..." Kyle said uncertainly. He shot a glance over in Denise's direction. She was wearing her hair down and she was wearing a pretty blue shirt that had sheer light blue sleeves, a pair of low risers, a silver belt, and matching silver earrings. She was trying to figure out what to do with Wendy's hair.
From beside Cartman, Stan sighed.
"Cartman, how do you do it? How in the hell do you talk to her so easily?" Stan was saying.
"Stan, you're just stupid." Cartman said as he was getting up to throw his food away.
Kyle, Stan, Tweak, and Jeff followed, on the way they passed Lenny.
"Hello boys. Hello Kyle." Lenny greeted them.
"Oh God...oh God..." Kyle murmured under his breath.
"Oh that's right, Kyle doesn't have a girl friend. He has a boy friend named Lenny!" teased Cartman.
"Hey! Lenny is NOT my boy friend! And...at least I don't have a fat ass!!!!" Kyle insulted.
"I'm NOT FAT!!!" yelled Cartman.

"So you're going over fat ass's today?" Denise asked, opening her locker and dumping her books into it.
"Yes, that's right." answered Carman. She checked her hair and make up in the mirror on the door of her locker.
"Hello ladies," Lenny appeared beside Denise, "How are you?"
"Hey Lenny," said Denise quickly, then she looked around and spotted Kyle, "Lenny, you better go. I'm going to go see if Kyle will hang out today."
"Fine by me. See you ladies later." Lenny left.
Denise sighed when he was gone. "He was a lot more relaxed back in West Park." she said.
Carman sighed too and leaned on her closed locker. She had a dreamy expression on her face, "Everything was so relaxed in West Park."
"Yeah," agreed Denise, leaning beside Carman, "Remember when it used to snow so heavily and school would be closed for a week?"
"Yeah! The snow was so beautiful," said Carman then she added, "I miss West Park."
"I do too," admitted Denise, "That was when Fran was semi normal, Lenny was almost straight, Kimmy didn't talk to us, and Camilla was...well she's the same as she was before. Also," Denise went on, "The guys weren't as hot." She smiled as she stared over at Kyle.
Carman smiled too, thinking about Cartman, "You're absolutely right."
Denise shook her head and laughed, but she was still smiling, "Why do you like him so much?"
"He's just...Cartman."
Denise laughed, "Yeah well you better go meet him."
Carman looked down at her watch, "Gosh, you're right. Bye Denise."
"Call me later?"
"Maybe."
"You better, anorexic bitch!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Carman called over her shoulder as she ran out the school doors.

Carman rang the bell at Cartman's house minutes later. The door was answered by Cartman's mother.
"Carman," she greeted, "It's so wonderful to see you back here. Eric has been expecting to see you."
"Thanks." Carman answered hastily. She didn't really like Mrs. Cartman that much. She was nice and all and left Cartman and herself alone, but Carman had a funny feeling about Cartman's mother. Carman couldn't quite put her finger on it though.
"Carman, hey." Cartman came into the living room. He was holding a bag of Cheesy Poufs and holding the remote.
"Hi." Carman replied. Cartman quickly put the remote and the snacks on the couch and ran over and hugged Carman warmly.
"Oh, how cute," Mrs. Cartman said, "Well I'll leave you two by yourselves now."
"Where are you going mom?" Cartman asked.
Mrs. Cartman took the keys and a coat and scarf and headed towards the door, "Oh. I have...business to take care of honey poo. But I'll be back as soon as I can. You'll be fine here."
"Yes mom." Cartman said.
"Bye honey."
Carman wasn't sure what to say when Mrs. Cartman just left so abrubtly, so she just sat down on the couch beside Cartman. She smiled smugly and put her hand on his upper leg.
Cartman didn't say anything, he just sat and ate while they watched Terrance and Philip on TV.
A few minutes into the show the news caster guy came on, "We interrupt this program to give you a special weather report."
"Damn it!! It was just getting to the good part!" cried Cartman, "Oh shit."
"Well the folks down in South Park are going to be getting a pleasant surprise tonight," said the weather man, "A huge wave of snow is going to fall tonight and bring about six to nine inches of snow. So enjoy it while you can kids!"
"Now back to your original program."
Carman turned to Cartman. She looked very excited, she grabbed Cartman's arm and shook it, "Eric!!! Didn't you hear that? Six to nine inches of snow!!"
Cartman took a handful of Cheesy Poufs and ate them, "Big friggin deal."
"It is a big friggin deal! No school! No Mr. Garrison tomorrow!! Oh! And maybe no school for at least two days! Maybe even three!" Carman cried.
Cartman turned away from the TV and looked at Carman, "You seem excited."
"I am! This is almost like being back in West Park," said Carman, "Only...with hot guys."
"I'm not-"
"Yes you are, now-wait hold on!" Carman suddenly looked a little scared, "Eric, I'm sorry but I have to get home. If the snow's gonna start." Carman got up from the couch and reached for her coat but Cartman stopped her.
"You can't leave me here alone!" he cried. He hugged her and Carman hugged him back. She didn't want to leave him.
"Okay, I'll stay here. But," Carman looked around confused, "What are we gonna do?"
Cartman shrugged, "Let's call some people."
Carman shrugged too, "All right. I guess that's okay."
So that night, Carman, Denise, Kyle, Lenny, Camilla, Jeff, Stan, and Wendy all ended up at Cartman's house.
Denise and Carman looked really excited and they kept looking out the window. Snow was already coming down when Wendy showed up last.
"So what is with you and snow anyway?" Cartman asked them, noticing how they kept looking out the window, watching the snow come down.
Carman smiled and sat down next to Cartman, she had wanted to sit on his lap, but decided not too. After all, she wasn't sure if he knew how she felt about him yet.
"The snow just reminds us of West Park, that's all." Carman answered.
"The snow used to come down like this all the time in the winter and we'd have school closed for like a week," said Denise, "It was so great. We'd all have big parties outside."
"The best part was the snow forts," spoke up Camilla, then she laughed, "Once I built a tunnel and Fran sat on top of it and stomped on it so it caved in!"
"Fran is such an ass hole," said Lenny, "I don't like her."
"I'm so glad she's not here now." Wendy said.
Then all of a sudden they heard a thump that sounded like it came from outside.
"Holy shit!!" whispered Carman. She grabbed Cartman's arm and moved right up against him.
"Fat ass, is your skanky mom home?" Kyle asked.
"No, she's left about an hour and a half ago." Cartman answered.
"Oh my God you guys are worrying about nothing," said Denise, "So what are we going to do?"
"How about we-"started Lenny.
"No!" yelled Kyle.
"We could-"
"No!" yelled Kyle again.
"What if we-"
"NO!! Just shut up Lenny!" cried Kyle.
Denise shot Kyle a dirty look, "Kyle, what is wrong with you?"
"That gay dude needs to get a life." answered Kyle.
"Lenny, go get a life." said Denise.
"All right," Lenny got up and moved towards the door, "Bye Kyle." Then he winked and left.
Kyle screamed again.
"Shut up dude." said Stan.
"What are we going to do?" Jeff wondered.
"We could play Truth or Dare." suggested Wendy, smiling at Stan.
He turned a pale green but didn't barf.
"Cool! Let's do it." said Denise excitedly.
"Okay," said Wendy, "Stan, Truth or Dare?"
"OHMIGOD! I can't do this!" Stan cried and he ran upstairs.
"What's wrong with Stan?" Wendy wondered.
"You were going to kiss him weren't you?" Carman asked.
"Yeah but...oh my God why does he always puke when I try to kiss him?"
"Beats me...you're not very pretty." Denise said.
"Denise, shut up!" Camilla said.
"No, you shut up whore!" Denise shouted back.
"What should we do now?" wondered Jeff before the girls could go on any further.
"This is getting boring," said Camilla, she stood up, "I'm going home."
She moved towards the door and Carman followed. She looked out the window.
"Camilla, I don't think that's happening." Carman announced. She pointed out the window and all they could see was white.
"Holy shit! What about poor Lenny?!" Denise cried, getting to her feet.
"I shudder to think." Carman said gravely.
"I'm hungry, I'm getting me some pie." said Cartman. He went into the kitchen.
"That fat ass is always eating," said Denise, "Hey anorexic bitch, why don't you go join him? Oh yeah I forgot. You can't! You're anorexic!"
Everyone laughed except Carman, "So NOT funny Denise and I'm not anorexic. I'm just the right size."
"You do have nice curves." teased Jeff.
Carman glared at him, "Thanks a lot dip shit." Carman turned and went upstairs. About a couple seconds later Cartman came back in the room, "That was some good pie."
"You ate it that fast?" asked Kyle.
"Oh my God you are a fat ass!" laughed Denise.
"And you're a Jewish ho." Cartman shot back.
"Will you all just SHUT the hell UP?!" Camilla called. She was on the couch, her head hanging off the side, looking wicked bored.
"We should find something to do." Jeff said.
"Maybe I should go talk to Stan." said Wendy.
"Bad idea," said Camilla, sitting upright now, "You might make him puke again and then he'll feel really bad."
"You're right. I just don't want Stan to be mad at me." said Wendy.
"Do you want me to talk to him?" Denise offered.
"Please don't." said Wendy quickly.
"Hey, where's Carman?" wondered Cartman.
"You scared her off." said Jeff.
"No really."
"Upstairs." answered Jeff.
"Okay." Cartman went upstairs too.
"Ooooh! I wonder what they're going to do up there!!" squealed Denise.
"We still don't know what they did the other day." said Kyle.
"Are they really going out?" asked Wendy.
"I don't think so." said Denise.
"That'd be SICK if they were." said Wendy looking disgusted.
And so the night passed. It was about six in the morning when they heard something on the door. A scratching sound.
"I wonder..." Denise started but she opened the door and screamed. There standing on Cartman's steps was Fran!! She was holding a bent shovel and looked menacing.
"Fran! You saved us!" Wendy cried.
Fran didn't say anything, she just pointed behind her. There was Lenny! He was wearing his purple coat and looking very happy.
Kyle screamed and Fran whacked Lenny over the head with the shovel.
"Oh my God! You hit Lenny!" cried Denise.
"You bitch!" added Camilla.
Fran just smiled.

The rest of the day was bright and sunny. The kids stayed outside and enjoyed the snow as much as they could, even though it melted rapidly through out the day.

So that's it. I hope you all enjoyed this pretty simple chapter–but I swear there's way more better stuff to come!!! Including some shit with Denise who wants to battle it out with the Raisen's Girls, the arrival of yet another West Park kid, some summer vacation stuff, and oh SO much MORE!!! I hope you're all enjoying the "West Park" series so far. I will update as soon as I can!!

AN: (Oh and what is up with Lenny and Kyle?!! Perhaps we'll see soon! lol)

With much love, Cartman's Baby 3