I'm beginning to think its completely pointless writing this for only one
persons enjoyment, i.e. Cloud-Bahamut. Anywho.
Silvawolf: I do not (unfortunately) own any of the FF7 characters but.I do own Silvawolf (me of course), the blue/pink cows, the Giant Flesh Eating Rats, the old lady (now deceased), and that's about it. Now that's done the lawyers can't get me (I own them too! *hee-hee*).
Lawyers: x_x
Silvawolf: Oh yeah, they're dead.
Cloud: Can we get on with this?
Yuffie's Cure (do you think we'll actually find a cure?)
Chapter 4. (Back outside Tifa's Bar).
*Everyone had been searching Yuffie for 9 days but they returned to the bar with no luck whatsoever* (This brings us up to Christmas Eve!)
Silvawolf: Any luck finding her?
All: *Shake heads**Blackish-grey clouds gather above*
Tifa: Let's go get a drink. *All enter bar. Tifa makes drinks for everyone*
Cid: *After a few of beers (don't know how many exactly)* I going for pi$$.
Tifa: Upstairs and to the right, just remember to lift the lid this time.
Cid: I was £^"%ing drunk! *Mutters some more naughty words and goes upstairs*
(Now for a quick drum roll *drums from Cosmo Canyon play in the background for 6 seconds*)
**AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH** (sonic boom banshee scream)
*~*~*~*~*~*~
In a galaxy far, far away, the children and teachers of Perth High look up from their work and hear a loud blood-curdling scream- rather like that of that girl in the shower from Psycho.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cid: HELP! UMF! (Or a sound equally similar to someone getting something thrown in their mouth)
Silvawolf: I think he found Yuffie. *Flexes wings*
Barret: So tha's where she bin a' this time!
Cid: (Half staggers/falls down stairs covered in toilet roll and with a bar of lavender soap in his mouth) *spits out the soap first* BLEUGH! £&$&&^$**%££)^&*%%$$£thief %£! &&%covered me in "%^$(&% bog roll!!! %£^*$£^&soap!!!
Sephiroth: Barett, could you translate that?
Barett: He said the damned thief was using the bathroom and threw bog roll at him then threw the soap in his face.
Silvawolf: Well, we'll just get her to come downstairs *claps hands and Yuffie appears in the middle of the room, she shoves something back in her pocket*
*All aim weapons at Yuffie and a pack of five Nibel Wolves burst in and surround Yuffie*
Silvawolf: Did I introduce you to the pack? They are, in a sense, my summons. *a particularly brutal looking wolf started licking Silvawolf's fingers, she throws him a bone*
Evil Wolf: Gna-gna-mmm.*CRUNCH* (the bone that is)
Yuffie: *Looks out the window in disbelief* Whoa! No way!!!
*All look and to our surprise Yuffie doesn't run off (she really is in shock)*
Silvawolf: IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thick snow falls outside* I have just such clothing for such occasions. *Wings encase her then open up revealing wine-red and white fur winter garments*
Cloud: What about us?
*Silvawolf snaps her fingers and everyone is now wearing fur or velvet clothes*
Silvawolf: You won't even feel the cold
Cait Sith: (Reeve over radio) This isn't fair! I'm stuck.elsewhere while your having fun! Wait, where's my snowmobile? *Static then an engine is herd on Cait's radio* See ya in five!
Sephiroth: Reeve is coming? Haven't seen him for, how long?
Yuffie: Well.since Reeve's not at the other end he won't mind me 'borrowing' this *Starts dragging the Cait Sith robot outside. All follow*
*Yuffie pulls Cait to the edge of a forest then puts two giant snowballs on top of the Mog, adds a couple of twig arms then two green materia eyes, and to finish puts Cait on top*
Yuffie: There now! What do ya think? *They congratulate*
Aeris: Wow that's cool! *PUN ^-^*
Barret: Couldn't a' dun betta masel'! (He doesn't know he's wearing fluffy, pink earmuffs!)
Vincent: *Whistles*
Sephiroth: Cloud, come here! *Pulls on Cloud's blue scarf, smashes a snowball in his hair ('neatly' spiked) then rubs it in, with his knuckles! *
Cloud: Ack! NO! I don't want a noogie!!! Arrgghhh!!!! HELP!
Sephiroth: I never did forgive you for killing me.
Aeris: And I never quite forgave you for killing me either! *Throws a snowball at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Ow!
Tifa: Hey Cait Sith can play music! *Slides Gold Saucer disk in his mouth*
Vincent and Sephy: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *All lob snowballs at each other*
*Yuffie hides the Mog's eyes then Cid throws a couple of snowballs into the snow-Cait's.midsection*
Cid: Haa haa! Look at that, Cait's got £^#&*$& man boobs!
*Roar of an engine is heard coming through the forest. It turns out to be someone astride a snowmobile (guess who!) who dismounts and comes towards our group of heroes*
Red: The mysterious fellow before us would appear to be.
Silvawolf: Reeve! How was the journey? *Reeve shudders at the sight of the Nibel Wolves*
Reeve: *As he was about to speak when ten snowballs whizzed through the air and collided with the unfortunate Reeve* ARGH!!! *One hits him in the.private parts* OWW!!!
Yuffie: Oh! Sorry! *Evil laugh*
Aeris: (uses Ice materia to make an ice barrier) We'll split into teams
*So Aeris, Tifa, Vincent, Reeve, Cid and Red go on one team and Sephiroth, Cloud, Yuffie, Barret and Silvawolf on the other*
All: Bombardment!
*They all throw snowballs at each other for 2 hours and it still hasn't stopped snowing- nobody ever noticed a shimmering light coming from a certain Summon material in Yuffie's pocket*
Yuffie: *thinks to self* Thank God we're next to forest- Shiva is quite well hidden.
Silvawolf: (did I tell you she was psychic?) *using ESP communication* Yuffie that's very clever but that can be our little secret, I won't tell!
Yuffie: *smiles weakly* Heh! (Throws a snowball at Tifa who punches it then throws one back)
Silvawolf: Sephy, hold still.
Sephiroth: What are you.oh right. *Silvawolf climbs on Sephiroth's back then he passes her a snowball. She throws it at Reeve then throws another at Cid*
Cid: (was trying to light a cigarette on Red's tail but when the snowball hit Cid ended up getting lit) AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Silvawolf: YES!!! (Tries to punch the air but forgets she's sitting on Sephiroth's shoulders, so she falls) Help!!!
**THUD**
All of Tifa's team: *they throw snowballs at Silvawolf, except Reeve because Barret just brained him with a mega sized ball of ice and snow*
Reeve: *_@
(Barret was about to throw another mega snowball when Red pounced on him causing the snowball to fall on both of them, mostly on Red)
Red: *_@
Barret: *_@
(Later after the snow melted and everyone got dried they all stopped for warmed drinks at Tifa's New Improved Seventh Heaven, Vincent sits in the corner reading the Vampire Chronicles)
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Alright I know this was very long an' all but I think it's worth it. If you couldn't tell this was my attempt at making it more.
Cloud: *helpfully*.stupid?
Silvawolf: FESTIVE! (Glares at Cloud who runs and hides) Anywho.
All (Including the Rats, Nibel Wolves, Old Lady and whatever Random Someone happens to be here): MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silvawolf ^-^
Silvawolf: I do not (unfortunately) own any of the FF7 characters but.I do own Silvawolf (me of course), the blue/pink cows, the Giant Flesh Eating Rats, the old lady (now deceased), and that's about it. Now that's done the lawyers can't get me (I own them too! *hee-hee*).
Lawyers: x_x
Silvawolf: Oh yeah, they're dead.
Cloud: Can we get on with this?
Yuffie's Cure (do you think we'll actually find a cure?)
Chapter 4. (Back outside Tifa's Bar).
*Everyone had been searching Yuffie for 9 days but they returned to the bar with no luck whatsoever* (This brings us up to Christmas Eve!)
Silvawolf: Any luck finding her?
All: *Shake heads**Blackish-grey clouds gather above*
Tifa: Let's go get a drink. *All enter bar. Tifa makes drinks for everyone*
Cid: *After a few of beers (don't know how many exactly)* I going for pi$$.
Tifa: Upstairs and to the right, just remember to lift the lid this time.
Cid: I was £^"%ing drunk! *Mutters some more naughty words and goes upstairs*
(Now for a quick drum roll *drums from Cosmo Canyon play in the background for 6 seconds*)
**AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH** (sonic boom banshee scream)
*~*~*~*~*~*~
In a galaxy far, far away, the children and teachers of Perth High look up from their work and hear a loud blood-curdling scream- rather like that of that girl in the shower from Psycho.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cid: HELP! UMF! (Or a sound equally similar to someone getting something thrown in their mouth)
Silvawolf: I think he found Yuffie. *Flexes wings*
Barret: So tha's where she bin a' this time!
Cid: (Half staggers/falls down stairs covered in toilet roll and with a bar of lavender soap in his mouth) *spits out the soap first* BLEUGH! £&$&&^$**%££)^&*%%$$£thief %£! &&%covered me in "%^$(&% bog roll!!! %£^*$£^&soap!!!
Sephiroth: Barett, could you translate that?
Barett: He said the damned thief was using the bathroom and threw bog roll at him then threw the soap in his face.
Silvawolf: Well, we'll just get her to come downstairs *claps hands and Yuffie appears in the middle of the room, she shoves something back in her pocket*
*All aim weapons at Yuffie and a pack of five Nibel Wolves burst in and surround Yuffie*
Silvawolf: Did I introduce you to the pack? They are, in a sense, my summons. *a particularly brutal looking wolf started licking Silvawolf's fingers, she throws him a bone*
Evil Wolf: Gna-gna-mmm.*CRUNCH* (the bone that is)
Yuffie: *Looks out the window in disbelief* Whoa! No way!!!
*All look and to our surprise Yuffie doesn't run off (she really is in shock)*
Silvawolf: IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thick snow falls outside* I have just such clothing for such occasions. *Wings encase her then open up revealing wine-red and white fur winter garments*
Cloud: What about us?
*Silvawolf snaps her fingers and everyone is now wearing fur or velvet clothes*
Silvawolf: You won't even feel the cold
Cait Sith: (Reeve over radio) This isn't fair! I'm stuck.elsewhere while your having fun! Wait, where's my snowmobile? *Static then an engine is herd on Cait's radio* See ya in five!
Sephiroth: Reeve is coming? Haven't seen him for, how long?
Yuffie: Well.since Reeve's not at the other end he won't mind me 'borrowing' this *Starts dragging the Cait Sith robot outside. All follow*
*Yuffie pulls Cait to the edge of a forest then puts two giant snowballs on top of the Mog, adds a couple of twig arms then two green materia eyes, and to finish puts Cait on top*
Yuffie: There now! What do ya think? *They congratulate*
Aeris: Wow that's cool! *PUN ^-^*
Barret: Couldn't a' dun betta masel'! (He doesn't know he's wearing fluffy, pink earmuffs!)
Vincent: *Whistles*
Sephiroth: Cloud, come here! *Pulls on Cloud's blue scarf, smashes a snowball in his hair ('neatly' spiked) then rubs it in, with his knuckles! *
Cloud: Ack! NO! I don't want a noogie!!! Arrgghhh!!!! HELP!
Sephiroth: I never did forgive you for killing me.
Aeris: And I never quite forgave you for killing me either! *Throws a snowball at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Ow!
Tifa: Hey Cait Sith can play music! *Slides Gold Saucer disk in his mouth*
Vincent and Sephy: SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *All lob snowballs at each other*
*Yuffie hides the Mog's eyes then Cid throws a couple of snowballs into the snow-Cait's.midsection*
Cid: Haa haa! Look at that, Cait's got £^#&*$& man boobs!
*Roar of an engine is heard coming through the forest. It turns out to be someone astride a snowmobile (guess who!) who dismounts and comes towards our group of heroes*
Red: The mysterious fellow before us would appear to be.
Silvawolf: Reeve! How was the journey? *Reeve shudders at the sight of the Nibel Wolves*
Reeve: *As he was about to speak when ten snowballs whizzed through the air and collided with the unfortunate Reeve* ARGH!!! *One hits him in the.private parts* OWW!!!
Yuffie: Oh! Sorry! *Evil laugh*
Aeris: (uses Ice materia to make an ice barrier) We'll split into teams
*So Aeris, Tifa, Vincent, Reeve, Cid and Red go on one team and Sephiroth, Cloud, Yuffie, Barret and Silvawolf on the other*
All: Bombardment!
*They all throw snowballs at each other for 2 hours and it still hasn't stopped snowing- nobody ever noticed a shimmering light coming from a certain Summon material in Yuffie's pocket*
Yuffie: *thinks to self* Thank God we're next to forest- Shiva is quite well hidden.
Silvawolf: (did I tell you she was psychic?) *using ESP communication* Yuffie that's very clever but that can be our little secret, I won't tell!
Yuffie: *smiles weakly* Heh! (Throws a snowball at Tifa who punches it then throws one back)
Silvawolf: Sephy, hold still.
Sephiroth: What are you.oh right. *Silvawolf climbs on Sephiroth's back then he passes her a snowball. She throws it at Reeve then throws another at Cid*
Cid: (was trying to light a cigarette on Red's tail but when the snowball hit Cid ended up getting lit) AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Silvawolf: YES!!! (Tries to punch the air but forgets she's sitting on Sephiroth's shoulders, so she falls) Help!!!
**THUD**
All of Tifa's team: *they throw snowballs at Silvawolf, except Reeve because Barret just brained him with a mega sized ball of ice and snow*
Reeve: *_@
(Barret was about to throw another mega snowball when Red pounced on him causing the snowball to fall on both of them, mostly on Red)
Red: *_@
Barret: *_@
(Later after the snow melted and everyone got dried they all stopped for warmed drinks at Tifa's New Improved Seventh Heaven, Vincent sits in the corner reading the Vampire Chronicles)
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Alright I know this was very long an' all but I think it's worth it. If you couldn't tell this was my attempt at making it more.
Cloud: *helpfully*.stupid?
Silvawolf: FESTIVE! (Glares at Cloud who runs and hides) Anywho.
All (Including the Rats, Nibel Wolves, Old Lady and whatever Random Someone happens to be here): MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silvawolf ^-^