Author's note
Yay! My first fanfic! Please excuse me if the chapters are short. I can't write very long stories, but I'll try. I don't know how long it will take me to update, either. Flames are welcome if you tell me what I did wrong. Mindless toasting will be used to burn my old math book. Thanks!
-DoomishPenguin
P.S. I'm sorry if anyone is ooc.
If you read the title, you know that this is "Know Your Stars" from All That. I will be doing Link first, you can make requests for other characters or yourself in your reviews. Just give a breif description of yourself.
Disclaimer I don't own the Zelda series, 7-up, All That, or anything else mentioned in this story.
Chapter 1-Link
Mysterious voice: Aaaaand live, from Lon Lon Ranch, it's "Know Your Stars"! Our first victim is...Link!
Link: Don't you mean 'guest'?
Mv: Nope. Now shut up and listen.
Link: sigh Alright, let's get this over with.
Mv: 'ahem'...Know your stars....know your stars.....know your stars.....Link....He defeated the King of Evil with a penguin....
Link: I did NOT destroy Ganondorf with a penguin!
Mv: Oh...sorry....Know your stars....know your stars....know your stars.....Link....He TRIED to defeat the King of Evil with a penguin....
Link: Arrgh! NO! I don't even know if we have penguins in Hyrule! I fought Ganondorf with the Master Sword! I've got it right here somewhere...
Mv: No you don't......
Link: WHERE THE HELL IS MY MASTER SWORD?!?!?!?
Mv: I've got it....it makes a real nice butter knife....
Link: Wha-but-it....Give it back!
Mv: I will....later....right now we continue with the story....
Link: grinds teeth together and they chip
Mv: Eyahahaha...Know your stars....know your stars....Link....he installed 'security' cameras in Hyrule Castle....
Link: I'm not even going to comment on that.
Mv: Aw, too bad. Oh well, we're out of time anyway.
Link: under his breath Thank Din...
the author appears in a flash as the 'puzzle solved' chime played
Doomish: Congratulations, Link! You survived in here for about...10 minutes. Wow. The voice must really be off the ball today.
Mv: Well it's not my fault coffee fumes make me high.
Link:....Um...can I go now? And have my sword back?
Doomish: Sure. And don't forget your parting gift! glues a pair of headphones to Links head and puts in a cd labeled 'Navi'
Link stands there dumbly for a minute, then screams like a little girl
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT BUUUUURNS! charges out of the studio I ALREADY KILLED THE DAMN OCTOROCK!
Doomish: Aaand cut! Let's move people! I've got a date with Zelda and a hot tub full of 7-up...
What'dcha think? Too pointless? Push the pretty button and tell me! Tingle-Tingle kaloom-pah!
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