Secrets Can Be Secrets part 1
Denise stood next to Carman's bed and watched as she slept. Denise tried to hold back her laughter as she took a plastic cup of water from Carman's night stand and poured it all over her face. Carman suddenly woke up she coughed and sputtered as she looked angryliy at Denise.
"Anorexic bitch, it's about time you woke up!" Denise teased. She was smiling playfully.
Carman wiped the water from her face with her blanket, "You...are...such...a...whore!"
Denise smiled, "Well...I guess that title's better than 'anorexic bitch'!" Denise laughed at her own joke.
"There has to be a better way to get me up in the morning," Carman said irritably as she sat up in bed.
"Hurry it up. We have to be at the bus stop in twenty minutes," Denise said turning towards the door, "Oh and by the way, don't forget NOT to eat!" She laughed again and closed the door.
Carman flipped the door off and went to her closet. Twenty minutes later she arrived at the bus stop dressed in her school girl outfit and her jacket.
"Aren't you cold darling?" Lenny asked, "I mean that outfit is just gorgeous on you! Very cute."
"Thanks Lenny," said Carman, still looking grumpy after what Denise had said and done, "But I'm not cold. I'm just...fine."
"Don't worry anorexic bitch, you'll see your fat ass boyfriend at school." Denise teased.
Carman chose not to reply.
When they got to school Cartman was waiting by Carman's looking. He was standing there akwardly. Stan, Kyle, and Jeff were standing nearby giggling and pointing.
"Hey Eric." greeted Carman. She didn't smile or hug him she just started taking books out of her locker.
"Hey," Cartman said, "Um...you look...good today."
Carman turned to him and smiled. She knew it was basically all Cartman could say in front of the three boys behind them. Plus she hadn't really known him to be the affection type...yet.
"Thank you so much," Carman said softly pulling Cartman into a hug. She felt better being with him, and warmer too since they had grown to be so close in the few weeks time that Carman had lived in South Park.
"Isn't that SO cute?! That fat ass and the anorexic bitch!" squealed Denise from behind them.
Carman's face flushed red in anger but she didn't say anything. Cartman however was pissed.
"Will you shut the fuck up you Jewish ho? You're just a jealous bitch who can't get anything! So just SHUT UP!!" he yelled at her.
"Whoa..." Carman breathed, but she looked impressed.
Denise folded her arms, "At least I don't have a fat ass!" she spat and she turned and went into class.
"Eric, look, I'm really sorry about her...today must be a bad day for her." Carman tried to explain.
Cartman could tell Carman was the one having the bad day and he tried finding something to say, something funny, anything at all but he didn't know what to say. He was a little embarrassed too.
"Um...it's okay." Cartman finally said.
"So what was with that out burst you made this morning?" Stan asked Cartman later that day as they were getting books from their lockers.
"She doesn't have the authori-ty." Cartman said.
"Whatever dude," said Stan, "Kyle let's go we're going to be late for Mr. Mackey's class."
"Hey, you guys look at this!" Kyle held up a folded piece of paper, "Read it. It's weird."
Dearest Kyle,
I can not live with out you. Life is simply just a pleasure when I look at you. You're wonderful. You're all I ever dream about. I just wanted to let you know how I feel.
"What the hell is that?!" Cartman cried.
Kyle shrugged, "It doesn't say who sent it."
"It could be a mistake. Maybe someone put it in the wrong locker." said Stan.
"Maybe...hey maybe Denise sent me this." Kyle suggested.
"She could have." agreed Stan.
Later that day during recess, Kyle found Denise sitting on top of the jungle gym with Lenny.
"Hi Denise, um can I ask you something?" Kyle said nervously, he shot a glance at Lenny. Lenny just smiled back at him.
"Sure I'll go out with Kyle." replied Denise.
"That wasn't what I was going to ask..."
"Really? Oh."
"Did you send me this?" Kyle handed her the note.
Denise jumped down from the jungle gym and read it. When she was done reading she smiled.
"Kyle...I didn't know you felt this way about me." she said.
"Denise...I didn't write it for you!"
"Then why did you want me to read it? It's awfully sweet. And Kyle," Denise put her arm around her, "You don't have to be shy. You know I like you."
"Denise, will you just listen to me?"
"Of course sweetie."
"Did YOU send ME this note?!"
Denise shook her head, "No. But whoever did is gonna be dead."
Denise balled her hands into fists, "If someone else likes you then...then...I don't know what I'd do."
She suddenly looked sad and Kyle felt a pang of guilt and he felt bad for her. Without another word, he went back to his friends.
After school that day, Kyle, Stan, Jeff, Carman, and Cartman were walking home together. Cartman still felt bad for not saying anything earlier to Carman and he wanted to hold her hand but he knew Kyle and Stan would tease him.
"I still don't know who sent me this damn note." Kyle was saying. He stared at the note in his hands. He didn't recognize the hand writing at all.
"Let me read that." said Jeff. They stopped while Jeff read it. When he was done he started laughing, "Who in the hell would write this kind of crap?!"
"That's what I'm trying to figure out." Kyle said irritably snatching the note back.
"Are you sure it isn't Denise dude?" Stan asked.
Kyle nodded, "I'm sure. I mean, I asked her and she said no, but what if it really is her?"
"Then you two should go out," said Jeff, "Denise is pretty hot."
Cartman laughed, "Yeah as hot as my ass!"
Carman laughed too and then she said, "Well who ever wrote it must be really serious about you Kyle. You're lucky."
Kyle considered this. Maybe I am, he thought.
The next day Kyle found yet another note in his locker.
Kyle-
I dream about you day and night. When I think about you...I can't describe the sensation.
This note drove Kyle into a frenzy. He showed it to everybody at lunch. He even let Wendy read it. She laughed so hard she almost peed her pants.
"Who could it be?" she wondered, "Who is that serious about you?"
"I really don't know." Kyle sighed.
"Well let's look at the possibilites shall we?" said Carman who was sitting with them, eating the pudding Cartman had given up for her, "Even though Denise said it wasn't her, it still could be. I mean she talks about you all the time."
"She does?"
"Well yeah Kyle, she really likes you."
"Okay. So who else?"
"Maybe it's Lenny!!" cried Cartman.
Kyle looked over at Lenny who was sitting with Butters, Tweak, and Clyde.
"Holy shit! What if it is Lenny?!"
Too be continued...sorry it's kind of short, but I wanted to put this in really soon. Part 2 will be here really soon! Hopefully this week! Well enjoy and don't forget to leave your comments!
Denise stood next to Carman's bed and watched as she slept. Denise tried to hold back her laughter as she took a plastic cup of water from Carman's night stand and poured it all over her face. Carman suddenly woke up she coughed and sputtered as she looked angryliy at Denise.
"Anorexic bitch, it's about time you woke up!" Denise teased. She was smiling playfully.
Carman wiped the water from her face with her blanket, "You...are...such...a...whore!"
Denise smiled, "Well...I guess that title's better than 'anorexic bitch'!" Denise laughed at her own joke.
"There has to be a better way to get me up in the morning," Carman said irritably as she sat up in bed.
"Hurry it up. We have to be at the bus stop in twenty minutes," Denise said turning towards the door, "Oh and by the way, don't forget NOT to eat!" She laughed again and closed the door.
Carman flipped the door off and went to her closet. Twenty minutes later she arrived at the bus stop dressed in her school girl outfit and her jacket.
"Aren't you cold darling?" Lenny asked, "I mean that outfit is just gorgeous on you! Very cute."
"Thanks Lenny," said Carman, still looking grumpy after what Denise had said and done, "But I'm not cold. I'm just...fine."
"Don't worry anorexic bitch, you'll see your fat ass boyfriend at school." Denise teased.
Carman chose not to reply.
When they got to school Cartman was waiting by Carman's looking. He was standing there akwardly. Stan, Kyle, and Jeff were standing nearby giggling and pointing.
"Hey Eric." greeted Carman. She didn't smile or hug him she just started taking books out of her locker.
"Hey," Cartman said, "Um...you look...good today."
Carman turned to him and smiled. She knew it was basically all Cartman could say in front of the three boys behind them. Plus she hadn't really known him to be the affection type...yet.
"Thank you so much," Carman said softly pulling Cartman into a hug. She felt better being with him, and warmer too since they had grown to be so close in the few weeks time that Carman had lived in South Park.
"Isn't that SO cute?! That fat ass and the anorexic bitch!" squealed Denise from behind them.
Carman's face flushed red in anger but she didn't say anything. Cartman however was pissed.
"Will you shut the fuck up you Jewish ho? You're just a jealous bitch who can't get anything! So just SHUT UP!!" he yelled at her.
"Whoa..." Carman breathed, but she looked impressed.
Denise folded her arms, "At least I don't have a fat ass!" she spat and she turned and went into class.
"Eric, look, I'm really sorry about her...today must be a bad day for her." Carman tried to explain.
Cartman could tell Carman was the one having the bad day and he tried finding something to say, something funny, anything at all but he didn't know what to say. He was a little embarrassed too.
"Um...it's okay." Cartman finally said.
"So what was with that out burst you made this morning?" Stan asked Cartman later that day as they were getting books from their lockers.
"She doesn't have the authori-ty." Cartman said.
"Whatever dude," said Stan, "Kyle let's go we're going to be late for Mr. Mackey's class."
"Hey, you guys look at this!" Kyle held up a folded piece of paper, "Read it. It's weird."
Dearest Kyle,
I can not live with out you. Life is simply just a pleasure when I look at you. You're wonderful. You're all I ever dream about. I just wanted to let you know how I feel.
"What the hell is that?!" Cartman cried.
Kyle shrugged, "It doesn't say who sent it."
"It could be a mistake. Maybe someone put it in the wrong locker." said Stan.
"Maybe...hey maybe Denise sent me this." Kyle suggested.
"She could have." agreed Stan.
Later that day during recess, Kyle found Denise sitting on top of the jungle gym with Lenny.
"Hi Denise, um can I ask you something?" Kyle said nervously, he shot a glance at Lenny. Lenny just smiled back at him.
"Sure I'll go out with Kyle." replied Denise.
"That wasn't what I was going to ask..."
"Really? Oh."
"Did you send me this?" Kyle handed her the note.
Denise jumped down from the jungle gym and read it. When she was done reading she smiled.
"Kyle...I didn't know you felt this way about me." she said.
"Denise...I didn't write it for you!"
"Then why did you want me to read it? It's awfully sweet. And Kyle," Denise put her arm around her, "You don't have to be shy. You know I like you."
"Denise, will you just listen to me?"
"Of course sweetie."
"Did YOU send ME this note?!"
Denise shook her head, "No. But whoever did is gonna be dead."
Denise balled her hands into fists, "If someone else likes you then...then...I don't know what I'd do."
She suddenly looked sad and Kyle felt a pang of guilt and he felt bad for her. Without another word, he went back to his friends.
After school that day, Kyle, Stan, Jeff, Carman, and Cartman were walking home together. Cartman still felt bad for not saying anything earlier to Carman and he wanted to hold her hand but he knew Kyle and Stan would tease him.
"I still don't know who sent me this damn note." Kyle was saying. He stared at the note in his hands. He didn't recognize the hand writing at all.
"Let me read that." said Jeff. They stopped while Jeff read it. When he was done he started laughing, "Who in the hell would write this kind of crap?!"
"That's what I'm trying to figure out." Kyle said irritably snatching the note back.
"Are you sure it isn't Denise dude?" Stan asked.
Kyle nodded, "I'm sure. I mean, I asked her and she said no, but what if it really is her?"
"Then you two should go out," said Jeff, "Denise is pretty hot."
Cartman laughed, "Yeah as hot as my ass!"
Carman laughed too and then she said, "Well who ever wrote it must be really serious about you Kyle. You're lucky."
Kyle considered this. Maybe I am, he thought.
The next day Kyle found yet another note in his locker.
Kyle-
I dream about you day and night. When I think about you...I can't describe the sensation.
This note drove Kyle into a frenzy. He showed it to everybody at lunch. He even let Wendy read it. She laughed so hard she almost peed her pants.
"Who could it be?" she wondered, "Who is that serious about you?"
"I really don't know." Kyle sighed.
"Well let's look at the possibilites shall we?" said Carman who was sitting with them, eating the pudding Cartman had given up for her, "Even though Denise said it wasn't her, it still could be. I mean she talks about you all the time."
"She does?"
"Well yeah Kyle, she really likes you."
"Okay. So who else?"
"Maybe it's Lenny!!" cried Cartman.
Kyle looked over at Lenny who was sitting with Butters, Tweak, and Clyde.
"Holy shit! What if it is Lenny?!"
Too be continued...sorry it's kind of short, but I wanted to put this in really soon. Part 2 will be here really soon! Hopefully this week! Well enjoy and don't forget to leave your comments!