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Silvawolf: Hi there, Rude decided he'd like to help do the disclaimer for me.
Rude:.........(shrugs shoulders then walks off)
Silvawolf: Thanks Rude!
Yuffie's Cure. (Finding the cure might take a while)
Chapter 5 (We're getting somewhere!)
*Silvawolf flies down to earth (today wearing black satin- no, silk clothes, a silver scarf, wings are feathered and gleaming white) and meets everyone outside Tifa's Bar. Yuffie has 'vanished' again. Nibel Wolf comes along looking pleased with himself. (The brutal looking one, remember him?)*
Silvawolf: Hello Roku, why are you grinning like that? Are you plotting something?
Roku: Damn right!
All: He talked! (All except Silvawolf stare at the wolf, especially Red XIII)
Roku: *ignores the others* I have a way to find Yuffie. We all shout "materia" at the same time.
Tifa: That might work.
Roku: After 3 then... 1... 2......3!
All: MATERIA!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: *Jumps out a bush* WHERE!!! *Stops and realises she just blew her hiding place* Oh... PANTS!!! Again! OK, I'm here now what torture do you have prepared for me today.
Silvawolf: *Snaps her fingers and everyone is outside a very large mansion* Today you are going to volunteer your services.
Yuffie: No, absolutely not! One- I gave up on selling myself a long time ago..... Two....
Sephiroth: Stop her! She's driving me nuts!
Aeris: I agree. Come on Sephy, lets go fly to the Bahamas or something.
Sephiroth: Good idea. *Both sprout wings and fly off*
Yuffie: No fair.
All: I'll tell you what's not fair! *At this point Barret runs off and returns saying "It's not purple!"*
(I don't think I need to go into details if you've read a certain previous chapter- I forget which)
Vincent: Speaking of chapters..... *Sits down and continues reading the Vampire Chronicles* Oooh, Gothic Rituals, this is interesting.
Silvawolf: Not that sort of services if you call that service, Yuffie. No I mean helping a family who are very much in need of your help.
Cait Sith: You see, ever since the mother of this family died they've been unable to find anyone to care for her only daughter, Emiko. Her father works abroad most of the time and she is left with the caretakers of the mansion. *Cait Sith malfunctioned and blew a fuse*
Reeve (over the radio): GOD DAMN IT!!! Not again.
Red XIII: Emiko gets very lonely on her own and needs a friend.
Yuffie: *Wipes a tear from eye* That's the saddest thing I ever heard, where is she?
Silvawolf: *Points to a window on the twelfth floor of the mansion*
Yuffie: *Runs off to the font door, then knocks rather louder than necessary* Let me in, I have to save a girl from the clutches of insanity! *Everyone catches up with Yuffie. The door opens to reveal the monster within (seriously!)*
All: Rufus? *Told you there was a monster ^-^*
Yuffie: *grabs Rufus by the neck and pins him against a wall*. What have you done with Emiko! Wait aren't supposed to be dead
Rufus: ACK! Lemme go! *Yuffie releases him* Emiko is my little sister
Cloud: I feel real sorry for her. That would make.... President Shinra her dad?!?! God I feel so sorry for her.
Rufus: Shut up Hedgehog *Cloud touches his hair comfortingly* Emiko is upstairs on the top floor in her room playing. And no, I didn't die I was using a stunt double.
Barret: Damn ya foo'! Why can't ya jist stay dead
Yuffie: Alright, lets mosey!
Cloud: That's my line!!!
Cid: Why can't either of you use a word other than *shivers* "mosey". AGRHH!!! *Rinses his mouth out with salt water then lights another fag*
(On their left is a staircase and they decide to go up)
Barret: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I vow'd never t' go up any more stairs!
*They all ignore him and start ascending the staircase*
Barret: Hey! Wait up!
*First floor*
Barret: Are we there yet?
Cloud: Oh no not again ( '-_- )
Tifa: Not yet.
Silvawolf: Whoa! Déjà vu! *They all give her funny looks* What? I get loads of déjà vu.
*Fifth floor*
Barret: Are we there yet?
Cid: $&@£&%#^£!!!
Tifa: Not yet.
*Ninth floor*
Barret: Yo! Tifa.........
All: NO!
Cid: £&£*^$%&^%*$^(%$#£"%"(%(&+£@~#*!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: I were only gonna ask if anyone has t' time.
Yuffie: Don't know don't care 'cause we're trying to save a girl from the clutches of insanity here!
Vincent: Too late for you though
*Forth floor*
Cid: What the hell? We're $&*^%#* going backwards!
*Twelfth floor*
Barret: Are we there yet?
Tifa: No! We're way far from the top so just *walks into door reading "Twelfth Floor"* OW! Oh, maybe we are.
Barret: If I eva see any more stairs.........
*After exploring for 10 minutes they find Emiko in a nursery playing with spoons. Dressed entirely in pink with her long blond hair in bunches she looks really.........*
Yuffie: CUTE!!!
Silvawolf: I was going to say scary. No one wears that amount of pink in a dark room.
Emiko: (looks up with BIG blue eyes) Hello
All: Awwww!
Cid: Damn kid *begins to go red in the face* I NEED TO SWEAR!!! *Runs out the room incoherent noises are heard from beyond outside*
Silvawolf: So do you think you could look after Emiko for say, two hours?
Yuffie: Yeah sure!
Cloud: We'll just nip out for lunch OK!
Barret: (Goes pure white, if that's possible)
Vincent: I saw a lift just down the hall so don't worry Barret, no more stairs.
Barret: !!! *Silent gnashing*
*For two hours they ate in the kitchen, Aeris and Sephy returned (he was covered in lipstick kisses ^-^), Vincent read up on the Gothic Rituals, Cait Sith blew another fuse and they generally talked about random stuff. They go back up in the lift, open the nursery door to find......... *
Silvawolf: Yuffie, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
*Yuffie is sitting in the middle of the floor teaching Emiko the secrets of stealing Materia *
Yuffie: *tries to hide the Materia but fails* Erm......... nothing. I'm not doing anything.
Aeris: You've just corrupted the mind of that poor child! Have you any shame?
Emiko: Auntie Yuffie, why are those people mad?
All: Auntie Yuffie!?!?
Yuffie: Pay no attention to them. *Aeris teleports behind the kleptomaniac and pushes her fingertips to Yuffie's forehead*
Sephiroth: Now tell us, why did you let Yuffie look after Emiko for TWO HOURS?
Silvawolf: Usually when the mind is preoccupied you forget about everything else. This sometimes helps when getting over a bad habit. *Looks at Cid's cigarette disapprovingly*
Cid: Hell no!
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I'm really sorry for this delay, can you forgive me? If so I'll give you a daisy or a pink lily. Now this chapter was a bit longer than normal.
Silvawolf: Yay! I'm feeling kinda hyper cause I'm 15 on Thursday. *Fireworks go off in the distance*
Aeris: *gives Silvawolf a white Materia which glows blue*
Silvawolf: A Truck Summon Materia, thank you. It looks like moonstone. You know, it might come in handy later.
I'll see y'all soon!
silvawolf ^-^
Silvawolf: Hi there, Rude decided he'd like to help do the disclaimer for me.
Rude:.........(shrugs shoulders then walks off)
Silvawolf: Thanks Rude!
Yuffie's Cure. (Finding the cure might take a while)
Chapter 5 (We're getting somewhere!)
*Silvawolf flies down to earth (today wearing black satin- no, silk clothes, a silver scarf, wings are feathered and gleaming white) and meets everyone outside Tifa's Bar. Yuffie has 'vanished' again. Nibel Wolf comes along looking pleased with himself. (The brutal looking one, remember him?)*
Silvawolf: Hello Roku, why are you grinning like that? Are you plotting something?
Roku: Damn right!
All: He talked! (All except Silvawolf stare at the wolf, especially Red XIII)
Roku: *ignores the others* I have a way to find Yuffie. We all shout "materia" at the same time.
Tifa: That might work.
Roku: After 3 then... 1... 2......3!
All: MATERIA!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: *Jumps out a bush* WHERE!!! *Stops and realises she just blew her hiding place* Oh... PANTS!!! Again! OK, I'm here now what torture do you have prepared for me today.
Silvawolf: *Snaps her fingers and everyone is outside a very large mansion* Today you are going to volunteer your services.
Yuffie: No, absolutely not! One- I gave up on selling myself a long time ago..... Two....
Sephiroth: Stop her! She's driving me nuts!
Aeris: I agree. Come on Sephy, lets go fly to the Bahamas or something.
Sephiroth: Good idea. *Both sprout wings and fly off*
Yuffie: No fair.
All: I'll tell you what's not fair! *At this point Barret runs off and returns saying "It's not purple!"*
(I don't think I need to go into details if you've read a certain previous chapter- I forget which)
Vincent: Speaking of chapters..... *Sits down and continues reading the Vampire Chronicles* Oooh, Gothic Rituals, this is interesting.
Silvawolf: Not that sort of services if you call that service, Yuffie. No I mean helping a family who are very much in need of your help.
Cait Sith: You see, ever since the mother of this family died they've been unable to find anyone to care for her only daughter, Emiko. Her father works abroad most of the time and she is left with the caretakers of the mansion. *Cait Sith malfunctioned and blew a fuse*
Reeve (over the radio): GOD DAMN IT!!! Not again.
Red XIII: Emiko gets very lonely on her own and needs a friend.
Yuffie: *Wipes a tear from eye* That's the saddest thing I ever heard, where is she?
Silvawolf: *Points to a window on the twelfth floor of the mansion*
Yuffie: *Runs off to the font door, then knocks rather louder than necessary* Let me in, I have to save a girl from the clutches of insanity! *Everyone catches up with Yuffie. The door opens to reveal the monster within (seriously!)*
All: Rufus? *Told you there was a monster ^-^*
Yuffie: *grabs Rufus by the neck and pins him against a wall*. What have you done with Emiko! Wait aren't supposed to be dead
Rufus: ACK! Lemme go! *Yuffie releases him* Emiko is my little sister
Cloud: I feel real sorry for her. That would make.... President Shinra her dad?!?! God I feel so sorry for her.
Rufus: Shut up Hedgehog *Cloud touches his hair comfortingly* Emiko is upstairs on the top floor in her room playing. And no, I didn't die I was using a stunt double.
Barret: Damn ya foo'! Why can't ya jist stay dead
Yuffie: Alright, lets mosey!
Cloud: That's my line!!!
Cid: Why can't either of you use a word other than *shivers* "mosey". AGRHH!!! *Rinses his mouth out with salt water then lights another fag*
(On their left is a staircase and they decide to go up)
Barret: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I vow'd never t' go up any more stairs!
*They all ignore him and start ascending the staircase*
Barret: Hey! Wait up!
*First floor*
Barret: Are we there yet?
Cloud: Oh no not again ( '-_- )
Tifa: Not yet.
Silvawolf: Whoa! Déjà vu! *They all give her funny looks* What? I get loads of déjà vu.
*Fifth floor*
Barret: Are we there yet?
Cid: $&@£&%#^£!!!
Tifa: Not yet.
*Ninth floor*
Barret: Yo! Tifa.........
All: NO!
Cid: £&£*^$%&^%*$^(%$#£"%"(%(&+£@~#*!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: I were only gonna ask if anyone has t' time.
Yuffie: Don't know don't care 'cause we're trying to save a girl from the clutches of insanity here!
Vincent: Too late for you though
*Forth floor*
Cid: What the hell? We're $&*^%#* going backwards!
*Twelfth floor*
Barret: Are we there yet?
Tifa: No! We're way far from the top so just *walks into door reading "Twelfth Floor"* OW! Oh, maybe we are.
Barret: If I eva see any more stairs.........
*After exploring for 10 minutes they find Emiko in a nursery playing with spoons. Dressed entirely in pink with her long blond hair in bunches she looks really.........*
Yuffie: CUTE!!!
Silvawolf: I was going to say scary. No one wears that amount of pink in a dark room.
Emiko: (looks up with BIG blue eyes) Hello
All: Awwww!
Cid: Damn kid *begins to go red in the face* I NEED TO SWEAR!!! *Runs out the room incoherent noises are heard from beyond outside*
Silvawolf: So do you think you could look after Emiko for say, two hours?
Yuffie: Yeah sure!
Cloud: We'll just nip out for lunch OK!
Barret: (Goes pure white, if that's possible)
Vincent: I saw a lift just down the hall so don't worry Barret, no more stairs.
Barret: !!! *Silent gnashing*
*For two hours they ate in the kitchen, Aeris and Sephy returned (he was covered in lipstick kisses ^-^), Vincent read up on the Gothic Rituals, Cait Sith blew another fuse and they generally talked about random stuff. They go back up in the lift, open the nursery door to find......... *
Silvawolf: Yuffie, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
*Yuffie is sitting in the middle of the floor teaching Emiko the secrets of stealing Materia *
Yuffie: *tries to hide the Materia but fails* Erm......... nothing. I'm not doing anything.
Aeris: You've just corrupted the mind of that poor child! Have you any shame?
Emiko: Auntie Yuffie, why are those people mad?
All: Auntie Yuffie!?!?
Yuffie: Pay no attention to them. *Aeris teleports behind the kleptomaniac and pushes her fingertips to Yuffie's forehead*
Sephiroth: Now tell us, why did you let Yuffie look after Emiko for TWO HOURS?
Silvawolf: Usually when the mind is preoccupied you forget about everything else. This sometimes helps when getting over a bad habit. *Looks at Cid's cigarette disapprovingly*
Cid: Hell no!
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I'm really sorry for this delay, can you forgive me? If so I'll give you a daisy or a pink lily. Now this chapter was a bit longer than normal.
Silvawolf: Yay! I'm feeling kinda hyper cause I'm 15 on Thursday. *Fireworks go off in the distance*
Aeris: *gives Silvawolf a white Materia which glows blue*
Silvawolf: A Truck Summon Materia, thank you. It looks like moonstone. You know, it might come in handy later.
I'll see y'all soon!
silvawolf ^-^