"From The Grape Vines"
Summary: this is about what gossip did to poor old Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack-O/C, Elizabeth/Will, and new characters play roles (Gabriella Simons, Derek Brown, and others) Includes a lot of blackmailing, cat fighting/fist fighting, break ups, and the ever so lovely, make ups.
Chapter 1-The Greeting
Author's Note: this is another fanfic I'm working on to help kill time. It's not very much, but I hope you guys like it :). I also hope this works out great.
Disclaimer: All right! Don't sue me! I'll say it! I-don't-own-PotC! There, I said it. Happy?
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Elizabeth and Will sit in their happy home, in their happy room, living their happy life, just the two happy couples. But what happens when someone comes knocking on their beautiful door, just out of the blue?
"Will! Open this god-forsaken door! NOW!" Captain Jack Sparrow shouted so loudly, that a flock of birds flew by and one flew straight into Jack-which made him fall over. Elizabeth opened the door and saw Jack lying on the ground.
"Why hello, Ja-" Jack got up and ran passed Elizabeth, looking for Will with out saying a word to Elizabeth. "What in the world are you doing here, why are you being so rude to me in my own home, and what the hell are you looking for?"
"Where's Will?" is all Jack could stammer out.
"He's in the shop working on some more swords. Now answer my questions!" Elizabeth got irritated
"I'll tell you later, where's Will?" Jack gulp for air.
"How about you sit down calm your nerves a little, then I'll probably tell you where Will is?"
"Um.No. I need to talk to Will, NOW." Jack shouted. He was only inches from her face. Elizabeth couldn't stand the stench coming from Jack and tried very hard not to breathe.
"I will not tolerate being talked to with that tone, Mr. Sparrow. Now I let you in my house and you are just being obnoxious!" Elizabeth shouted back at him, with her forefinger up to his nose. Jack just flopped down on a chair behind him; exhausted from the running he did earlier and from all the yelling. Finally, he calmed down.
"You are merely impossible, woman." Jack let out a sigh. Then Will popped out.
"Elizabeth, what is going on down there? Who was at the door? Elizabeth?" Will emerged from his room and came down the stairs.
"Will! I am so glad you're here! I was getting tired of this controlled freak that you're living with." Exclaimed Jack.
"Excuse me?!" Elizabeth's face reddened with anger. "I swear, Jack. One more insult from you and I'll, I'll-"
"Or you'll what Elizabeth? Throw me out? Why, you can't even throw out a little roach!"
"That's enough! The both of you! I cannot stand you two bickering all the time." Will shouted, then turned to Jack. "Jack, what are you here for?"
"I need to talk to you."
"About what exactly?"
"I need to talk to you alone."
"Oh.okay. Elizabeth? Can you please leave us here for a moment?" Will pleaded. Elizabeth did as she was told for if she didn't, Jack would've said something to her and she won't get a chance to eavesdrop. So instead of going into her room, she sat on the first step of the stairs. Just listening to the two men talk.
"So what is it that you want Jack?" Will asked.
"I need help Will."
"Yes, I know that. Get to the point-or the story rather."
"Okay.this is how it all started."
"Please Jack, no long stories. Make it short. Please?"
"For what reason?"
"Well, before you came, I was a bit busy."
"Doing what? -OoOoh. I know, you were doing.it." Jack's eyes widened. "But I thought you were a eunuch."
"Jack, shut up. I am not a eunuch!"
"Sure, and I've seen pigs fly."
"Just tell me the damn story."
"Okay! Okay. The story begins."
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(A/N: Okay! That's all you're getting, for right now anyway. Cliffies, I just love 'em! If any of you have any suggestions on how this story should go, feel free to e-mail me ideas. Here's my e-mail address: dajumster11@yahoo.com)
Summary: this is about what gossip did to poor old Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack-O/C, Elizabeth/Will, and new characters play roles (Gabriella Simons, Derek Brown, and others) Includes a lot of blackmailing, cat fighting/fist fighting, break ups, and the ever so lovely, make ups.
Chapter 1-The Greeting
Author's Note: this is another fanfic I'm working on to help kill time. It's not very much, but I hope you guys like it :). I also hope this works out great.
Disclaimer: All right! Don't sue me! I'll say it! I-don't-own-PotC! There, I said it. Happy?
~~~*~~~
Elizabeth and Will sit in their happy home, in their happy room, living their happy life, just the two happy couples. But what happens when someone comes knocking on their beautiful door, just out of the blue?
"Will! Open this god-forsaken door! NOW!" Captain Jack Sparrow shouted so loudly, that a flock of birds flew by and one flew straight into Jack-which made him fall over. Elizabeth opened the door and saw Jack lying on the ground.
"Why hello, Ja-" Jack got up and ran passed Elizabeth, looking for Will with out saying a word to Elizabeth. "What in the world are you doing here, why are you being so rude to me in my own home, and what the hell are you looking for?"
"Where's Will?" is all Jack could stammer out.
"He's in the shop working on some more swords. Now answer my questions!" Elizabeth got irritated
"I'll tell you later, where's Will?" Jack gulp for air.
"How about you sit down calm your nerves a little, then I'll probably tell you where Will is?"
"Um.No. I need to talk to Will, NOW." Jack shouted. He was only inches from her face. Elizabeth couldn't stand the stench coming from Jack and tried very hard not to breathe.
"I will not tolerate being talked to with that tone, Mr. Sparrow. Now I let you in my house and you are just being obnoxious!" Elizabeth shouted back at him, with her forefinger up to his nose. Jack just flopped down on a chair behind him; exhausted from the running he did earlier and from all the yelling. Finally, he calmed down.
"You are merely impossible, woman." Jack let out a sigh. Then Will popped out.
"Elizabeth, what is going on down there? Who was at the door? Elizabeth?" Will emerged from his room and came down the stairs.
"Will! I am so glad you're here! I was getting tired of this controlled freak that you're living with." Exclaimed Jack.
"Excuse me?!" Elizabeth's face reddened with anger. "I swear, Jack. One more insult from you and I'll, I'll-"
"Or you'll what Elizabeth? Throw me out? Why, you can't even throw out a little roach!"
"That's enough! The both of you! I cannot stand you two bickering all the time." Will shouted, then turned to Jack. "Jack, what are you here for?"
"I need to talk to you."
"About what exactly?"
"I need to talk to you alone."
"Oh.okay. Elizabeth? Can you please leave us here for a moment?" Will pleaded. Elizabeth did as she was told for if she didn't, Jack would've said something to her and she won't get a chance to eavesdrop. So instead of going into her room, she sat on the first step of the stairs. Just listening to the two men talk.
"So what is it that you want Jack?" Will asked.
"I need help Will."
"Yes, I know that. Get to the point-or the story rather."
"Okay.this is how it all started."
"Please Jack, no long stories. Make it short. Please?"
"For what reason?"
"Well, before you came, I was a bit busy."
"Doing what? -OoOoh. I know, you were doing.it." Jack's eyes widened. "But I thought you were a eunuch."
"Jack, shut up. I am not a eunuch!"
"Sure, and I've seen pigs fly."
"Just tell me the damn story."
"Okay! Okay. The story begins."
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(A/N: Okay! That's all you're getting, for right now anyway. Cliffies, I just love 'em! If any of you have any suggestions on how this story should go, feel free to e-mail me ideas. Here's my e-mail address: dajumster11@yahoo.com)