Thank you Cloud-Bahamut, Dr Wilopolis, Mantichorus, bahamutslave and Haruko-
2020 for reviewing, you shall receive a daisy or a pink lily of your
choice. And thank you to Mantichorus for wishing me a 'Happy Birthday'.
Well...... Rude did the disclaimer last time so it's....... Reno's time for a
moment of fame.
Silvawolf: Just read that little piece of paper.
Reno: *Hands on hips* No.
Silvawolf: *Steals his Electro-mag Rod and prods Reno*
Reno: Owweee! Silvawolf doesn't own anything from FF7 or me! They belong to Squaresoft but she does own the flying pigs playing tennis and the pink/blue cows and herself.
Silvawolf: But you have to appreciate this and many people don't. Without Squaresoft there would be no FF7 or any other Final Fantasy game for that matter so I am very grateful for Hironobu Sakaguchi and disclaimers.
Lawyers: *They go home disappointed*
Yuffie's Cure (There is a cure......)
Chapter 6 (......I just haven't found one yet )
Red XIII: There is a cure, your Majesty?
Silvawolf: Of course there is. I read somewhere that there is a balance for everything, everything has an opposite and every problem has a solution.
Red XIII: What a fascinating hypothesis *Silvawolf throws Red a ball of wool* YARN!!!! *Chases after it*
Barret: Huh?
Cloud: It means 'what a cool idea'.
Sephiroth: You know for a blond you catch on quick.
Cloud: Why thank you, I ...... HEY! (Draws his Ultima Weapon and leaps towards Sephiroth, but Aeris steps in the way) Aw NO!!!
*This is the part where an awkward situation occurs. Cloud stabs Aeris right through her middle by accident. She dies. Barret starts crying*
Yuffie: Stand back. (Pulls out a Phoenix Down and applies it to Aeris) WHY didn't anyone think to use a Phoenix Down in the game?
Aeris: (Wakes up) What happened? Oh, what happened to Emiko? Is she OK?
Silvawolf: She's fine; I used a Memory Materia on her so that she wouldn't remember the (ahem!) lessons from Yuffie.
Yuffie: Rats! *This is meant as a cry of defeat and a cry of alarm because the Giant Flesh-Eating Rats that had escaped from the zoo were coming their way! *
Tifa: Everyone inside! *They all rush into the bar and lock the door, barricade the windows and Cid makes sure the Rats won't come down the chimney by lighting the fire with the help of Red's tail and Red attacks Cid*
Cait Sith: Now what?
Tifa: There's hardly anything in the larder.
Aeris: I'll have to go get supplies by airmail then *Sprouts wings, turns round and knocks over a large priceless vase* Oh...... damn it!
Tifa: I wondered when that thing would go, I hated it!
Vincent: You couldn't nip out and fetch the Vampire Chronicles anyone? I left it on top of the well. *They all glare at him*
Barret: We're screwed!
*As if things could get worse the ground starts shaking*
(THUD)
All: EARTHQUAKE!!!
(THUD)
Red XIII: Look there on the horizon *Peering through the assortment of furniture blocking the nearest widow* (THUD) There appears to be a large object bouncing towards us. (THUD)
*Everyone looks out the window one at a time until (THUD) Sephiroth realises who it is*
Sephiroth: Oh $#*^!!! It's (THUD) Palmer on a pogo stick!
Cid: ^(*^%#^$ (THUD) "&^&$#%^$£!!!!! &^&£* (THUD) $£&#@!!!!!!!
*Sure enough (THUD) Palmer bouncing along on pogo stick towards the (THUD) misfortunate group. As well as creating seismic shockwaves he also makes very large craters with each boing (THUD)*
(THUD)......(THUD)......*Palmer stops outside the bar and presses his ugly face against the window and pulls faces, the Rats run away*
Silvawolf: We're all doomed! Hang on... (Pulls Truck Materia out of her pocket) I forgot about this (uses it on Palmer)
*Out of nowhere a golden 10-ton truck with its horn blaring runs Palmer over and then disappears. The Rats come back to investigate the mess but decide that Palmer doesn't taste very nice and go back to watch the bar for any signs of a live meal*
Barret: We're still SCREWED!!!!
Cait Sith: I didn't think they were so picky. If the rats don't eat Palmer (shivers and sticks out tongue) and no one is gonna scrape his remains off the tarmac then what's gonna happen to it. *The flies that gathered around the carcase passed out*
Red XIII: When I was yet a cub at Cosmo Canyon and there was a lack of education we had a special social gathering organised by Bugenhagen. One where the hosts of the event give away their own possessions for the benefit of others. This was called 'potlatch' and the guests were expected to host their own parties in return.
Yuffie: Sounds fun! Can we have a go!
Silvawolf: Red, Aeris, Tifa! Can I have a word? *They discuss in private for a while then Aeris and Sephy fly off though a wall (Don't ask how) with a list of stuff. Tifa starts serving drinks. *
Silvawolf: I want everyone to go home and get some of your possessions and bring them back here.
Cloud: Just one question. How are we going to get out of here when there's at least twenty Flesh Eating Rats outside?
Silvawolf: I already thought about that. I'm going to give you all a magic bell and when you ring it you shall appear at your house. To get back you just have to ring it again. Simple. Just don't lose it. They're brand new!
*Silvawolf gives Cloud, Barret, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Red, Cid and Vincent a tiny, multi coloured bell and they all ring it. Tifa doesn't because she lives in the bar*
*Cloud disappears*
*Cait Sith disappears*
*Yuffie disappears*
*Red XIII disappears*
*Vincent disappears*
*Barret disappears*
Cid: %*(%£ Mine didn't %&* work!!!! £&%& Stupid (%*($*BELL!!! *throws the bell away in anger (CLANG!) then disappears (PPHHFF!)*
Silvawolf: That was NOT supposed to happen. Cid left his
Tifa: Now what?
Silvawolf: I suggest you get stuff to give away while I sort out the decorations and food (Snaps her fingers) There, all done. I wonder how the others are doing?
*#**#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Cloud is next door (it was his house after all) collecting stuff*
Cloud: What am I gonna bring? *Picks up a stack of Self-Defence Books* These will do. I'm good enough at fighting so I don't need them. But what if I forget how to fight........ oh well. I wonder how the others are doing? *Rings his bell*
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Cait Sith appears next to Reeve in a nice little house*
Reeve: I did work! Haa Ha! Now what can I give away *looks at some old piles of paper work* Nah, I know I don't want them but no one else does either. What about a collectable bottle top! *Fetches a small box crammed full of (wait for it....) bottle tops! * Yeah they'll love em! I wonder how the others are doing? *Takes the bell off the Cait Sith robot and rings it*
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Cid lands on a desert island and he doesn't have the bell*
Cid: ^#@^%(£*$&£%@*%$%_&^&^*^(^$_(#("%"@^%^$*&%&!!!!!!!!!!! NOW &$&^*$ WHAT??? I bet even Barret's havin' better luck than me! $#*(!!!! £*%&%$^$*%*&%£*^£&( *Lights a fag* %(£^%*$ £& %& *&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Well...... to be honest he's not. He's ... experimenting with the bell. He's found you can twist the hook at the top and go to different places but doesn't realise it's the screw for the little clangy bit inside*
Barret: Come on! I wanna go home an' see Marline! *Hooks the bell onto his gun arm and tugs on the little clangy bit inside* ((SNAP)) Ooops.
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Yuffie is raking through her room looking for stuff to bring*
Yuffie: I'm going to bring something everyone loves.......... Materia!
Yuffie's-Inner-Voice: NO!!! Not my beloved Materia......
Yuffie: Yes I'll bring Materia, I have thousands of them, maybe I am a little bit obsessed with the things......
Yuffie's-Inner-Voice: But they're so pretty and sparkly and so full of magic and come in different colours, like marbles! Oh, maybe just some of the lesser ones then, the ones I won't miss. *Packs a bag full of green Materia that she'd mastered*
Yuffie: I don't know why I worry about them; you can just buy them from a Materia Store...... Wait! You can't anymore!
((Flashback)) When there are no more Mako reactors the production of Materia will cease.
Yuffie: Ack! Oh hell with it! *Picks up the Materia Bag and rings the Bell*
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What's gonna happen? By the way, the potlatch thing is real by the way. Native Americans preformed it once upon a time. The only reason I updated a little faster is because in on my Easter Hols at the moment giving me more time to write.
Thanks again to my loyal troupe of reviewers. And I'll try to update Sirea Rose. Please review. Just click on that lil' purple button below... you know you want to.
silvawolf ^-^
Silvawolf: Just read that little piece of paper.
Reno: *Hands on hips* No.
Silvawolf: *Steals his Electro-mag Rod and prods Reno*
Reno: Owweee! Silvawolf doesn't own anything from FF7 or me! They belong to Squaresoft but she does own the flying pigs playing tennis and the pink/blue cows and herself.
Silvawolf: But you have to appreciate this and many people don't. Without Squaresoft there would be no FF7 or any other Final Fantasy game for that matter so I am very grateful for Hironobu Sakaguchi and disclaimers.
Lawyers: *They go home disappointed*
Yuffie's Cure (There is a cure......)
Chapter 6 (......I just haven't found one yet )
Red XIII: There is a cure, your Majesty?
Silvawolf: Of course there is. I read somewhere that there is a balance for everything, everything has an opposite and every problem has a solution.
Red XIII: What a fascinating hypothesis *Silvawolf throws Red a ball of wool* YARN!!!! *Chases after it*
Barret: Huh?
Cloud: It means 'what a cool idea'.
Sephiroth: You know for a blond you catch on quick.
Cloud: Why thank you, I ...... HEY! (Draws his Ultima Weapon and leaps towards Sephiroth, but Aeris steps in the way) Aw NO!!!
*This is the part where an awkward situation occurs. Cloud stabs Aeris right through her middle by accident. She dies. Barret starts crying*
Yuffie: Stand back. (Pulls out a Phoenix Down and applies it to Aeris) WHY didn't anyone think to use a Phoenix Down in the game?
Aeris: (Wakes up) What happened? Oh, what happened to Emiko? Is she OK?
Silvawolf: She's fine; I used a Memory Materia on her so that she wouldn't remember the (ahem!) lessons from Yuffie.
Yuffie: Rats! *This is meant as a cry of defeat and a cry of alarm because the Giant Flesh-Eating Rats that had escaped from the zoo were coming their way! *
Tifa: Everyone inside! *They all rush into the bar and lock the door, barricade the windows and Cid makes sure the Rats won't come down the chimney by lighting the fire with the help of Red's tail and Red attacks Cid*
Cait Sith: Now what?
Tifa: There's hardly anything in the larder.
Aeris: I'll have to go get supplies by airmail then *Sprouts wings, turns round and knocks over a large priceless vase* Oh...... damn it!
Tifa: I wondered when that thing would go, I hated it!
Vincent: You couldn't nip out and fetch the Vampire Chronicles anyone? I left it on top of the well. *They all glare at him*
Barret: We're screwed!
*As if things could get worse the ground starts shaking*
(THUD)
All: EARTHQUAKE!!!
(THUD)
Red XIII: Look there on the horizon *Peering through the assortment of furniture blocking the nearest widow* (THUD) There appears to be a large object bouncing towards us. (THUD)
*Everyone looks out the window one at a time until (THUD) Sephiroth realises who it is*
Sephiroth: Oh $#*^!!! It's (THUD) Palmer on a pogo stick!
Cid: ^(*^%#^$ (THUD) "&^&$#%^$£!!!!! &^&£* (THUD) $£&#@!!!!!!!
*Sure enough (THUD) Palmer bouncing along on pogo stick towards the (THUD) misfortunate group. As well as creating seismic shockwaves he also makes very large craters with each boing (THUD)*
(THUD)......(THUD)......*Palmer stops outside the bar and presses his ugly face against the window and pulls faces, the Rats run away*
Silvawolf: We're all doomed! Hang on... (Pulls Truck Materia out of her pocket) I forgot about this (uses it on Palmer)
*Out of nowhere a golden 10-ton truck with its horn blaring runs Palmer over and then disappears. The Rats come back to investigate the mess but decide that Palmer doesn't taste very nice and go back to watch the bar for any signs of a live meal*
Barret: We're still SCREWED!!!!
Cait Sith: I didn't think they were so picky. If the rats don't eat Palmer (shivers and sticks out tongue) and no one is gonna scrape his remains off the tarmac then what's gonna happen to it. *The flies that gathered around the carcase passed out*
Red XIII: When I was yet a cub at Cosmo Canyon and there was a lack of education we had a special social gathering organised by Bugenhagen. One where the hosts of the event give away their own possessions for the benefit of others. This was called 'potlatch' and the guests were expected to host their own parties in return.
Yuffie: Sounds fun! Can we have a go!
Silvawolf: Red, Aeris, Tifa! Can I have a word? *They discuss in private for a while then Aeris and Sephy fly off though a wall (Don't ask how) with a list of stuff. Tifa starts serving drinks. *
Silvawolf: I want everyone to go home and get some of your possessions and bring them back here.
Cloud: Just one question. How are we going to get out of here when there's at least twenty Flesh Eating Rats outside?
Silvawolf: I already thought about that. I'm going to give you all a magic bell and when you ring it you shall appear at your house. To get back you just have to ring it again. Simple. Just don't lose it. They're brand new!
*Silvawolf gives Cloud, Barret, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Red, Cid and Vincent a tiny, multi coloured bell and they all ring it. Tifa doesn't because she lives in the bar*
*Cloud disappears*
*Cait Sith disappears*
*Yuffie disappears*
*Red XIII disappears*
*Vincent disappears*
*Barret disappears*
Cid: %*(%£ Mine didn't %&* work!!!! £&%& Stupid (%*($*BELL!!! *throws the bell away in anger (CLANG!) then disappears (PPHHFF!)*
Silvawolf: That was NOT supposed to happen. Cid left his
Tifa: Now what?
Silvawolf: I suggest you get stuff to give away while I sort out the decorations and food (Snaps her fingers) There, all done. I wonder how the others are doing?
*#**#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Cloud is next door (it was his house after all) collecting stuff*
Cloud: What am I gonna bring? *Picks up a stack of Self-Defence Books* These will do. I'm good enough at fighting so I don't need them. But what if I forget how to fight........ oh well. I wonder how the others are doing? *Rings his bell*
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Cait Sith appears next to Reeve in a nice little house*
Reeve: I did work! Haa Ha! Now what can I give away *looks at some old piles of paper work* Nah, I know I don't want them but no one else does either. What about a collectable bottle top! *Fetches a small box crammed full of (wait for it....) bottle tops! * Yeah they'll love em! I wonder how the others are doing? *Takes the bell off the Cait Sith robot and rings it*
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Cid lands on a desert island and he doesn't have the bell*
Cid: ^#@^%(£*$&£%@*%$%_&^&^*^(^$_(#("%"@^%^$*&%&!!!!!!!!!!! NOW &$&^*$ WHAT??? I bet even Barret's havin' better luck than me! $#*(!!!! £*%&%$^$*%*&%£*^£&( *Lights a fag* %(£^%*$ £& %& *&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Well...... to be honest he's not. He's ... experimenting with the bell. He's found you can twist the hook at the top and go to different places but doesn't realise it's the screw for the little clangy bit inside*
Barret: Come on! I wanna go home an' see Marline! *Hooks the bell onto his gun arm and tugs on the little clangy bit inside* ((SNAP)) Ooops.
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
*Yuffie is raking through her room looking for stuff to bring*
Yuffie: I'm going to bring something everyone loves.......... Materia!
Yuffie's-Inner-Voice: NO!!! Not my beloved Materia......
Yuffie: Yes I'll bring Materia, I have thousands of them, maybe I am a little bit obsessed with the things......
Yuffie's-Inner-Voice: But they're so pretty and sparkly and so full of magic and come in different colours, like marbles! Oh, maybe just some of the lesser ones then, the ones I won't miss. *Packs a bag full of green Materia that she'd mastered*
Yuffie: I don't know why I worry about them; you can just buy them from a Materia Store...... Wait! You can't anymore!
((Flashback)) When there are no more Mako reactors the production of Materia will cease.
Yuffie: Ack! Oh hell with it! *Picks up the Materia Bag and rings the Bell*
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What's gonna happen? By the way, the potlatch thing is real by the way. Native Americans preformed it once upon a time. The only reason I updated a little faster is because in on my Easter Hols at the moment giving me more time to write.
Thanks again to my loyal troupe of reviewers. And I'll try to update Sirea Rose. Please review. Just click on that lil' purple button below... you know you want to.
silvawolf ^-^