Kimmy
AN: I decided to try out writing in script. If I like it than perhaps I will write the rest of the West Park series in script, so here is chapter 8 everybody! Please read, review, and enjoy!!
(In front of the new apartment building. Denise is standing around, Carman is sitting on the ground, and Camilla is on the front steps of the apartment building.)
Denise: Summer vacation!! No school, no homework, no cafeteria food, and NO MR. GARRISON!!
(Denise sits back down on the ground. The snow on the ground was slowly melting away.)
Carman: This is great, finally summer vacation."
Camilla: (disappointed) And we're spending it here...in South Park.
(Camilla is wearing her usual black cloak and a pentacle necklace.)
Carman: (stares at her) What's wrong with summer vacation here?
Camilla: South Park is just so...boring compared to West Park. What are we supposed....to do?
Denise: (stands up and looking excited) Let's go visit Kyle!
Her eyes shined at the thought of her crush, Kyle.
Carman: (standing up too, irritated) Fine.
Carman: (looks over at Camilla) You coming?
Camilla: Nope, I'll just stay here.
(Carman and Denise began the walk over to Kyle's.)
Denise: God, she is so friggin boring. I don't know what she's complaining about. 'Nothing to do in South Park' sheesh. I mean look at her, she never does anything.
Carman: (agrees just to shut Denise up) I guess you're right.
When they got to Kyle's they found that he wasn't there, that he was at Stan's. So the girls went over to Stan's house. Carman knocked on the door and Shelly, Stan's older sister, answered the door.
Shelly: Hello?!
Denise: (in false sweet voice) Hi there, is Stan here please? We came over to hang out.
Shelly: Who are you two? His hos?
Denise: No, we're his friends.
Shelly: Get lost dweebs.
Shelly started to shut the door but Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Butters, and Wendy came up and grabbed the door so it didn't shut.
Stan: Go away Shelly!
Shelly: Whatever. I'll just kick your ass later. Right now I'm going to go watch Newlyweds
(Shelly goes upstairs)
Carman: (disgusted) Was that your sister?
Stan: (rolls his eyes) Unfortunatly.
Denise: God damn she's so ugly!
Carman: We're bored, you guys wanna hang out somewhere?
Denise pushed her way inside and Carman followed. She looked at the scene before her. They had been hanging out w/o Carman or herself-what had they been doing? Denise eyed Wendy.
Stan: (shrugging) We weren't doing anything anyway.
Cartman: God damn, I'm hungry. Where's the food Stan?
Carman: (smiling at Cartman) Let's go to my house, I just got a deluxe pack of Cheesy Poufs.
(Everyone starts walking back to the apartments)
Wendy: Ew! That's digusting! Do you know what that shit is made of?
Carman: Cheese and...poufs?
Wendy: It's made of fat! And if you eat it then you'll get fat...like fat ass right here!
CartmanL Ay! How many times do I have to tell you stupid bitch-I'm big boned! Carman: I eat them all the time and look at me!
Denise: (rolling her eyes) You don't really eat them. You can't your anorexic.
Before Carman can answer, they arrived at the outside of the building and looking up from a window on the top floor was a brown haired girl wearing a pink shirt and pink beaded barrettes.
Girl: Hey everybody!
Carman: (covers her mouth in shock) Oh crap!
Cartman: (staring at her) What the fuck?
Carman: Let's get the hell out of here.
Wendy: (looking confused) What are you-
Stan: (to Cartman) Dude what's wrong with her?
(Cartman just shrugs)
Denise: (sounding very serious) Dude, she's right-let's go.
Girl: (from window) What are you all doing?
Butters: We were just going to-to hang out. Wanna come w-with us?
Denise and Carman glared at him.
Denise: (smacks him) Butters you dick head!
Carman: Yeah what's your problem?
Wendy: Who is that?"
Girl: (from window) All right I'll be right down!
Denise: Let's run. NOW.
Kyle: Dude Denise, just tell us who that girl is.
Wendy: Yeah, why are you so afraid of her?
Denise: (shaking her head) I'm not afraid of her...she's just...she's just...
Carman: Kimmy.
A second later the apartment door opens and everyone screams-There standing on the steps was a girl. Actually it was two girls. They looked exactly the same-but they were joined at the hip. Siamese twins...
Cartman: Dude!" cried Cartman. He had a huge smile on his face.
Kimmy: Hello Carman, hello Denise.
Kimmy: Hello everybody else.
Butters: Hey Kimmy! My name's Butters. Nice to meet you.
Denise: (loudly) Can we go now?
Kyle: (slowly) Kimmy huh. Nice to...meet you.
There was a long akward silence in which no body knew what to say. They were all staring at Kimmy and she was staring back at everyone else.
Kimmy: Hi there I'm Kimmy.
Kimmy: And I'm Kimmy.
Cartman: Whoa dude, so you guys are like Persian twins or something right?
Kyle: Cartman you are so stupid! They're Siamese twins.
Stan: (talking to Denise and Carman) Why didn't you tell us you lived with Siamese twins?
Kimmy: We're very special.
Denise: Yeah, yeah yeah real special let's just go.
Carman: Yeah. Eric we better go.
Cartman: This is hella sweet!
Stan: So...what do you guys do all day? Sit around and...look at each other?
Wendy: How do you go to the bath room?
Kyle: Wow...you guys have two heads.
Kimmy: We are so special we don't go anywhere.
Denise: Yeah exactly, so why don't you go BACK in there?!
Kimmy: We want to stay with you guys.
Kimmy: We haven't seen anyone in a long time.
Cartman: Dude this is so kick ass!
So they ended up hanging out at the school playground for the afternoon, and Kimmy followed them. Carman and Denise sat on the swings and just watched as everybody else kept talking to Kimmy and asking her questions. A few minutes later Cartman ran up to Carman, looking very excited.
Cartman: Dude, I just had this really kick ass idea!
Carman: Oh? And what might that be?
Cartman: A freak show! I bet a ton of people would pay to come and look at Kimmy and ask her questions and stuff!
Denise: Hey Carman, why didn't we ever think about that?
Carman: I don't know.
(Kyle and Stan walk over)
Kyle: Hey Denise, how come you never told us about Kimmy?
Stan: Yeah and why are you afraid of her?
Denise: Well...back in West Park Kimmy went to our school...
Carman: And she annoyed the crap out of us!
Denise: She like wanted to be our friend or something.
Carman: But when we moved here her mom and dad decided that it would just be better if she didn't go to our school...because she's just a big retard.
Cartman: A big retard that's gonna make us lots of money!!
Carman: I say we go with it.
Denise: Yeah I like this freak show idea. Let's do it!
(At the town stage-Kimmy was backstage with Carman and Denise.)
Kimmy: I can believe this I'm a star!
Kimmy: We're so special-and popular!
(Wendy comes back stage)
Wendy: Hey Kimmy, Carman, Denise
Carman: When will the madness stop?
Wendy: I don't know why you guys keep being so mean to Kimmy.
(Everyone looks over at Kimmy. They are picking each other's noses.)
Denise: (angryliy) See! This is what happens when you let retards out of their cages!!
Kimmy: (looking around) There's a retard here? Where??
Kimmy: I don't see any retards.
(Denise slaps herself in the head)
(On the stage out front people are gathered around and Cartman is on stage with a microphone)
Cartman: Ladies and gentleman, today you are going to witness one of the strangest things in your life. A two headed girl!!!
(Backstage)
Kimmy: (still looking around) There's a two headed girl here?!
Kimmy: Oh my gosh! I wanna see her!
Kimmy: Me too!
(Wendy is just staring at them with her mouth open looking shocked)
(Onstage)
Cartman: This will astound and amaze you! For exactly one dollar you can ask the two headed girl a question! And now, here she is!!
(Backstage)
Kimmy: Where is she?
Denise: Kimmy, you fcking retard-get out there!
Kimmy: Me? I get to go onstage?
Carman: Yes, now hurry and get your as out there!
(Kimmy runs onstage waving to the audience. The audience oohs and ahhs at her and starts frantically asking her questions, which Kimmy isn't answering right.)
Woman: How were you created?
Kimmy: Hi everybody!! What are your names?
Kimmy: Let's party!! (starts dancing)
Man: Where did you come from?
Kimmy: Let's dance!!
(Cartman is standing off to the side, counting his money. Carman walks over.)
Carman: Now do you see why we hate her?
Cartman: I guess so...ten, twenty, thirty...
(Carman, Denise, and Wendy go back offstage and into the audience with Kyle and Stan)
Denise: Isn't this great?
Wendy: Wow...Kimmy is a moron.
Carman: See? We told you.
Carman: (to Denise) You know who Kimmy reminds me of? She reminds me of you Denise.
Denise: Excuse me?
Carman: Yeah you heard me btch.
Denise: (getting mad) At least I'm not an anorexic btch! Carman: At least I'm not a Jewish whore!
Denise: Fat ass lover!
Carman: Jew lover!
Denise: Small tits!
Carman: Limp ass!
(They lunge at each other and start fighting, Kyle and Stan run over and pull them apart. Denise and Carman are still grabbing at each other and yelling stuff.)
Carman: Your mama is SO stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Denise: YOUR mama is SO FAT she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out of!
Carman: YOUR mama is SO stupid she asked for a price check at the fcking dollar store!
Denise: YOUR mama is SO FAT her belt size is "E" quater!!
(Cartman walks over, Carman is still struggling to get away from Stan who is holding her away from Denise, vice versa w/Denise and Kyle.)
Cartman: What the fck are you guys doing?! Your missing my show!
Kyle: They won't stop fighting!
Stan: Fat ass help us w/them!
(Cartman pulls Carman away and Denise and Kyle go off in another direction. Wendy walks over to Stan.)
Wendy: Come on Stan, let's ask Kimmy some more questions!
Stan: Fine by me!
(Cartman and Carman are sitting on one side of the stage talking.)
Carman: (crying) I do not have small tits...
Cartman: (patting her on the back) No! Your tits...are...are very nice.
Carman: (wiping her tears) Really?
Cartman: Well sure they are.
Carman: (hugs Cartman) Thanks Eric. You're so sweet.
Cartman: Wanna go to Shaky's?
Carman: What about your freak show?
Cartman: (shrugs) Ne, it was cool. And I got the money, plus Kimmy's a fcking moron. Timmy's smarter than her.
(Carman and Cartman are now walking away from the stage)
Carman: Who's Timmy?
(Over on the other side of the stage Denise is still crying and Kyle is akwardly comforting her.)
Kyle: Denise...are you going to be okay?
Denise: Yeah...whatever. I hate that aneroxic btch.
Kyle: I thought you guys were friends.
Denise: We are...sometimes. When she's not being a btch.
Kyle: (rolls his eyes) Come on, let's go find Stan and Wendy.
Denise: All right.
(They walk over to the stage and stand with Wendy and Stan. Kimmy is still onstage, she's picking her nose. Everyone else in the audience is now bored and they walk off.)
Denise: God, I hate Kimmy.
Wendy: You're right, she is a bit...stupid.
Stan: We should have listened to you before Denise.
Kyle: Yeah at first Kimmy was kind of cool...but now we see what a moron she is.
Stan: Come on, let's go play video games.
(Everyone walks away, Kimmy is still onstage.)
Kimmy: I'm am the star! The biggest star in the world! Look at all the people! Kimmy: Yeah everyone wants to see how special we are!!
Kimmy: Woo!!
THE END
AN: Yeah I know this chapter was a bit...weak. But I have more. The next chapter is actually going to be put in a whole new fic by moi-"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Summer Camp"! All the kids are going to camp and SO much is going to happen! So look for that fic and read and review please! And brand new chapters are going to be on their way really soon!
Much love,
Cartman's Baby
AN: I decided to try out writing in script. If I like it than perhaps I will write the rest of the West Park series in script, so here is chapter 8 everybody! Please read, review, and enjoy!!
(In front of the new apartment building. Denise is standing around, Carman is sitting on the ground, and Camilla is on the front steps of the apartment building.)
Denise: Summer vacation!! No school, no homework, no cafeteria food, and NO MR. GARRISON!!
(Denise sits back down on the ground. The snow on the ground was slowly melting away.)
Carman: This is great, finally summer vacation."
Camilla: (disappointed) And we're spending it here...in South Park.
(Camilla is wearing her usual black cloak and a pentacle necklace.)
Carman: (stares at her) What's wrong with summer vacation here?
Camilla: South Park is just so...boring compared to West Park. What are we supposed....to do?
Denise: (stands up and looking excited) Let's go visit Kyle!
Her eyes shined at the thought of her crush, Kyle.
Carman: (standing up too, irritated) Fine.
Carman: (looks over at Camilla) You coming?
Camilla: Nope, I'll just stay here.
(Carman and Denise began the walk over to Kyle's.)
Denise: God, she is so friggin boring. I don't know what she's complaining about. 'Nothing to do in South Park' sheesh. I mean look at her, she never does anything.
Carman: (agrees just to shut Denise up) I guess you're right.
When they got to Kyle's they found that he wasn't there, that he was at Stan's. So the girls went over to Stan's house. Carman knocked on the door and Shelly, Stan's older sister, answered the door.
Shelly: Hello?!
Denise: (in false sweet voice) Hi there, is Stan here please? We came over to hang out.
Shelly: Who are you two? His hos?
Denise: No, we're his friends.
Shelly: Get lost dweebs.
Shelly started to shut the door but Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Butters, and Wendy came up and grabbed the door so it didn't shut.
Stan: Go away Shelly!
Shelly: Whatever. I'll just kick your ass later. Right now I'm going to go watch Newlyweds
(Shelly goes upstairs)
Carman: (disgusted) Was that your sister?
Stan: (rolls his eyes) Unfortunatly.
Denise: God damn she's so ugly!
Carman: We're bored, you guys wanna hang out somewhere?
Denise pushed her way inside and Carman followed. She looked at the scene before her. They had been hanging out w/o Carman or herself-what had they been doing? Denise eyed Wendy.
Stan: (shrugging) We weren't doing anything anyway.
Cartman: God damn, I'm hungry. Where's the food Stan?
Carman: (smiling at Cartman) Let's go to my house, I just got a deluxe pack of Cheesy Poufs.
(Everyone starts walking back to the apartments)
Wendy: Ew! That's digusting! Do you know what that shit is made of?
Carman: Cheese and...poufs?
Wendy: It's made of fat! And if you eat it then you'll get fat...like fat ass right here!
CartmanL Ay! How many times do I have to tell you stupid bitch-I'm big boned! Carman: I eat them all the time and look at me!
Denise: (rolling her eyes) You don't really eat them. You can't your anorexic.
Before Carman can answer, they arrived at the outside of the building and looking up from a window on the top floor was a brown haired girl wearing a pink shirt and pink beaded barrettes.
Girl: Hey everybody!
Carman: (covers her mouth in shock) Oh crap!
Cartman: (staring at her) What the fuck?
Carman: Let's get the hell out of here.
Wendy: (looking confused) What are you-
Stan: (to Cartman) Dude what's wrong with her?
(Cartman just shrugs)
Denise: (sounding very serious) Dude, she's right-let's go.
Girl: (from window) What are you all doing?
Butters: We were just going to-to hang out. Wanna come w-with us?
Denise and Carman glared at him.
Denise: (smacks him) Butters you dick head!
Carman: Yeah what's your problem?
Wendy: Who is that?"
Girl: (from window) All right I'll be right down!
Denise: Let's run. NOW.
Kyle: Dude Denise, just tell us who that girl is.
Wendy: Yeah, why are you so afraid of her?
Denise: (shaking her head) I'm not afraid of her...she's just...she's just...
Carman: Kimmy.
A second later the apartment door opens and everyone screams-There standing on the steps was a girl. Actually it was two girls. They looked exactly the same-but they were joined at the hip. Siamese twins...
Cartman: Dude!" cried Cartman. He had a huge smile on his face.
Kimmy: Hello Carman, hello Denise.
Kimmy: Hello everybody else.
Butters: Hey Kimmy! My name's Butters. Nice to meet you.
Denise: (loudly) Can we go now?
Kyle: (slowly) Kimmy huh. Nice to...meet you.
There was a long akward silence in which no body knew what to say. They were all staring at Kimmy and she was staring back at everyone else.
Kimmy: Hi there I'm Kimmy.
Kimmy: And I'm Kimmy.
Cartman: Whoa dude, so you guys are like Persian twins or something right?
Kyle: Cartman you are so stupid! They're Siamese twins.
Stan: (talking to Denise and Carman) Why didn't you tell us you lived with Siamese twins?
Kimmy: We're very special.
Denise: Yeah, yeah yeah real special let's just go.
Carman: Yeah. Eric we better go.
Cartman: This is hella sweet!
Stan: So...what do you guys do all day? Sit around and...look at each other?
Wendy: How do you go to the bath room?
Kyle: Wow...you guys have two heads.
Kimmy: We are so special we don't go anywhere.
Denise: Yeah exactly, so why don't you go BACK in there?!
Kimmy: We want to stay with you guys.
Kimmy: We haven't seen anyone in a long time.
Cartman: Dude this is so kick ass!
So they ended up hanging out at the school playground for the afternoon, and Kimmy followed them. Carman and Denise sat on the swings and just watched as everybody else kept talking to Kimmy and asking her questions. A few minutes later Cartman ran up to Carman, looking very excited.
Cartman: Dude, I just had this really kick ass idea!
Carman: Oh? And what might that be?
Cartman: A freak show! I bet a ton of people would pay to come and look at Kimmy and ask her questions and stuff!
Denise: Hey Carman, why didn't we ever think about that?
Carman: I don't know.
(Kyle and Stan walk over)
Kyle: Hey Denise, how come you never told us about Kimmy?
Stan: Yeah and why are you afraid of her?
Denise: Well...back in West Park Kimmy went to our school...
Carman: And she annoyed the crap out of us!
Denise: She like wanted to be our friend or something.
Carman: But when we moved here her mom and dad decided that it would just be better if she didn't go to our school...because she's just a big retard.
Cartman: A big retard that's gonna make us lots of money!!
Carman: I say we go with it.
Denise: Yeah I like this freak show idea. Let's do it!
(At the town stage-Kimmy was backstage with Carman and Denise.)
Kimmy: I can believe this I'm a star!
Kimmy: We're so special-and popular!
(Wendy comes back stage)
Wendy: Hey Kimmy, Carman, Denise
Carman: When will the madness stop?
Wendy: I don't know why you guys keep being so mean to Kimmy.
(Everyone looks over at Kimmy. They are picking each other's noses.)
Denise: (angryliy) See! This is what happens when you let retards out of their cages!!
Kimmy: (looking around) There's a retard here? Where??
Kimmy: I don't see any retards.
(Denise slaps herself in the head)
(On the stage out front people are gathered around and Cartman is on stage with a microphone)
Cartman: Ladies and gentleman, today you are going to witness one of the strangest things in your life. A two headed girl!!!
(Backstage)
Kimmy: (still looking around) There's a two headed girl here?!
Kimmy: Oh my gosh! I wanna see her!
Kimmy: Me too!
(Wendy is just staring at them with her mouth open looking shocked)
(Onstage)
Cartman: This will astound and amaze you! For exactly one dollar you can ask the two headed girl a question! And now, here she is!!
(Backstage)
Kimmy: Where is she?
Denise: Kimmy, you fcking retard-get out there!
Kimmy: Me? I get to go onstage?
Carman: Yes, now hurry and get your as out there!
(Kimmy runs onstage waving to the audience. The audience oohs and ahhs at her and starts frantically asking her questions, which Kimmy isn't answering right.)
Woman: How were you created?
Kimmy: Hi everybody!! What are your names?
Kimmy: Let's party!! (starts dancing)
Man: Where did you come from?
Kimmy: Let's dance!!
(Cartman is standing off to the side, counting his money. Carman walks over.)
Carman: Now do you see why we hate her?
Cartman: I guess so...ten, twenty, thirty...
(Carman, Denise, and Wendy go back offstage and into the audience with Kyle and Stan)
Denise: Isn't this great?
Wendy: Wow...Kimmy is a moron.
Carman: See? We told you.
Carman: (to Denise) You know who Kimmy reminds me of? She reminds me of you Denise.
Denise: Excuse me?
Carman: Yeah you heard me btch.
Denise: (getting mad) At least I'm not an anorexic btch! Carman: At least I'm not a Jewish whore!
Denise: Fat ass lover!
Carman: Jew lover!
Denise: Small tits!
Carman: Limp ass!
(They lunge at each other and start fighting, Kyle and Stan run over and pull them apart. Denise and Carman are still grabbing at each other and yelling stuff.)
Carman: Your mama is SO stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Denise: YOUR mama is SO FAT she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out of!
Carman: YOUR mama is SO stupid she asked for a price check at the fcking dollar store!
Denise: YOUR mama is SO FAT her belt size is "E" quater!!
(Cartman walks over, Carman is still struggling to get away from Stan who is holding her away from Denise, vice versa w/Denise and Kyle.)
Cartman: What the fck are you guys doing?! Your missing my show!
Kyle: They won't stop fighting!
Stan: Fat ass help us w/them!
(Cartman pulls Carman away and Denise and Kyle go off in another direction. Wendy walks over to Stan.)
Wendy: Come on Stan, let's ask Kimmy some more questions!
Stan: Fine by me!
(Cartman and Carman are sitting on one side of the stage talking.)
Carman: (crying) I do not have small tits...
Cartman: (patting her on the back) No! Your tits...are...are very nice.
Carman: (wiping her tears) Really?
Cartman: Well sure they are.
Carman: (hugs Cartman) Thanks Eric. You're so sweet.
Cartman: Wanna go to Shaky's?
Carman: What about your freak show?
Cartman: (shrugs) Ne, it was cool. And I got the money, plus Kimmy's a fcking moron. Timmy's smarter than her.
(Carman and Cartman are now walking away from the stage)
Carman: Who's Timmy?
(Over on the other side of the stage Denise is still crying and Kyle is akwardly comforting her.)
Kyle: Denise...are you going to be okay?
Denise: Yeah...whatever. I hate that aneroxic btch.
Kyle: I thought you guys were friends.
Denise: We are...sometimes. When she's not being a btch.
Kyle: (rolls his eyes) Come on, let's go find Stan and Wendy.
Denise: All right.
(They walk over to the stage and stand with Wendy and Stan. Kimmy is still onstage, she's picking her nose. Everyone else in the audience is now bored and they walk off.)
Denise: God, I hate Kimmy.
Wendy: You're right, she is a bit...stupid.
Stan: We should have listened to you before Denise.
Kyle: Yeah at first Kimmy was kind of cool...but now we see what a moron she is.
Stan: Come on, let's go play video games.
(Everyone walks away, Kimmy is still onstage.)
Kimmy: I'm am the star! The biggest star in the world! Look at all the people! Kimmy: Yeah everyone wants to see how special we are!!
Kimmy: Woo!!
THE END
AN: Yeah I know this chapter was a bit...weak. But I have more. The next chapter is actually going to be put in a whole new fic by moi-"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Summer Camp"! All the kids are going to camp and SO much is going to happen! So look for that fic and read and review please! And brand new chapters are going to be on their way really soon!
Much love,
Cartman's Baby