First thanks to the usual gang of reviewers Cloud-Bahamut, Snakebite8, Dr.Wilopolis, Haruko-2020 and Mantichorus. Vincent is doing the disclaimer today because he's a former Turk.
Vincent: I have nightmares, have slept in a coffin, FF7 is owned by Squaresoft and the sky is blue. (Sorry but I had to steal that from C-B, it was funny)
Silvawolf: The only things I own are myself, The Giant Flesh-Eating Rats that have escaped from the zoo, the flying pigs playing tennis, the cows from the upper atmosphere and ((inhale)) this TOTALLY RANDOM PLOT!!! But surely you all knew that... heh... didn't you?
Yuffie's Cure (Now back to the party in the making...)
Chapter 7 (...and don't think you know where this is going)
Silvawolf: I wonder where they've all got to?
#As if right on cue Cloud, Red XIII, Yuffie, Vincent and Reeve appear with a little bag of goodies#
Tifa: (Hands everyone a drink) Where's the others?
Aeris and Sephiroth come back with supplies
Aeris: Hey, we're back. Where's Cid and Barret?
Yuffie: Err......
Silvawolf: Oh great the inevitable happened, they screwed up! (Claps her hands and Cid and Barret appear in a heap on the floor) Where have you been! (Hands on hips and flexing her black wings menacingly)
Cid: $(&)#'%%£"$&Geroff me! (Barret had landed on top of Cid and, well, he's quite heavy)
Barret: (Stands up and tries to explain) I was just... erm... experimenting with the bell and... erm... it broke. (Shuffles nervously)
Silvawolf: (The Queen of the Wolves jumps at the word 'broke' and cracks her head on the ceiling) OWW! (Rubs lump on the back of her head) IT BROKE!! But it was brand new! How can it just break? Next time remind me to give you one made of steel instead of a precious mental obtained from a rare meteorite. And YOU! (Points at Cid). You threw a perfectly good bell across the bar (Holds up the remains of it) And it broke! I should throw you into the blazing Pits of Doom....
Vincent: By the way my book is still outside, could someone go and get it for me?
Tifa: Giant Flesh-Eating Rats... I guess that means Cloud'll be all right
Aeris: Yeah, better leave it to Cloud!
Red XIII: We're counting on you, Cloud!
Cloud: Hey!! Wait a second!
#All shove cloud out the door. After ten minutes of screaming and snarls and ripping noises Cloud comes back in with his shirt missing carrying a very shredded book and is covered in claw and bite marks#
Tifa: (Sees Cloud's chest and hums her approval)
Vincent: NOOO!!! The Vampire Chronicles! (Snatches the remains of the manuscript) Silvawolf can you fix it?
Silvawolf: AGH!!! I lost it!
Aeris: Lost what?
Silvawolf: I've lost the plot!
All: '--
Cid: Tell us something we don't know! How the £% did you lose it (Confused at the prospect of someone losing the plot)
Silvawolf: I didn't loose it, it was stolen. By a fluffy purple Moogle.
#Everyone is quite puzzled now#
Cloud: Now somehow wearing a new shirt How can a Moogle, especially a fluffy purple one, steal the plot? What good is the plot to.... one of them?
Silvawolf: This is the worst thing that could happen though! If someone has the plot they can control the story. (They all gasp) This means the party is postponed for now. (Bigger gasp)
Sephiroth: So you're saying that whoever has the plot is able to control the story (Silvawolf eyes him suspiciously). What? Just asking (snigger).
Silvawolf: Uh huh... sure. But we have to find it.
Aeris: What does it look like?
Silvawolf: A small dragon
Red XIII: Well it couldn't have got far; I mean the house is surrounded by the Giant Flesh-Eating Rats.
#The door opens and slams#
Tifa: I have a feeling the Moogle's not in the house anymore. (Looks out the window and the rats are gone).
Cloud: Lets go!
Barret: Go where?
Cloud: After the fluffy purple Moogle of course.
Yuffie: Let Silvawolf go after it herself. She's the one who lost the plot.
#Lightning strikes everyone#
All: I'm gonna KILL that damn Moggle!
#Now somehow they appear at... a Chocabo Ranch?#
Sephiroth: What are we doing here?
Silvawolf: I'm sensing some sort of mischievous Moogle activity here
Moogle holding the Plot: Kupo!
Cid: There it is!
#Moogle disappears behind a barrel of Greens#
(They all appear at Costa del Sol)
Silvawolf: There he goes!
Vincent: It's chewing on it!
Silvawolf: Oh great... wait that's a real bad thing!
####################################################################Will I ever get the plot back? Will the party go on and will Yuffie give up her obsession with Materia?
Yuffie: I'm NOT obsessed!
Silvawolf: OK, but your in denial.
Yuffie: No I'm not!
Silvawolf: See. Please review... oh, I have more ideas in mind but they won't be exposed until I've finished this. Not long now I suppose...